So his hook is very obviously his dick, right?

>>93556794
Can your dick turn you into a bird voiced by Dwayne Johnson?

>>93556794
Pshh, you're welcome, kiddo...

>>93556956
Yours can't?

>>93556794
It's a baculum

>>93556794

>can't swing it like you used to, man

Eeyup.

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>>93556794
We've already discussed this...thoroughly.

the guy who posted freud's picture is a genius

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>>93556794
If you're a feminist with an agenda, everything is a penis. A giant, offensive penis.

>>93556794
Everything looks like a dick to you, hell I bet this post looks like a dick to you.

>>93556794
>>93556913
Stop sniffing cocaine and basing your theories on dick.

>>93557383
I imagine but I just saw it and >>93557367 Yeah.

>spends literally 1000y by himself on an island
>good looking female comes along
>he tries to dumps her

was he gay?

>>93557537
Stop being a dick.

Well, the Romans saw Swords as metaphors for dicks, Thor's hammer was a metaphor for his dick, and there are villages in china that literally worship wooden carvings of phalluses, so i wouldn't be surprised.

>>93558086
He was already married in actual lore by that time. In fact he should have been dead.

>>93558086
He spent 1000 years thinking about nothing but getting his hook back.

>>93558511
ah yeh he's an actual mythological figure right?
how was his portrayal received?

>>93558597
Poor, poor they got half truths out of the myth and the only thing done right was the musical numbers and Dwayne voicing him.

Believe it or not the movie was actually a whole lot worse in it early stages. I'm really happy with the way it came out.

>>93558631
>Believe it or not the movie was actually a whole lot worse in it early stages
I didn't really follow the development of this movie, how bad would it have been?

All this critics hating this litty disney movie

>>93558679
They went through some stages but one of the worst ones was Moana being a master way finder and her father basing a small dick patriarchy figure. She had brothers and they were setting up for some race. Needless to say the day picked his oldest son who was good but not as good as Moana. Also maui was a bit I think he was supposed to be like the red lion in zelda.

>>93557367
I thought he was using dance imagery, not dick.

>>93558734
I don't hate it, as a Disney movie it was fun and had a great musical number way better than frozen.
>>93558749
Son of a bitch
>basing
Meant based as a small dick patriarchy figure
>>the day
I meant her dad picked his oldest son.

>>93558749
okay that sounds positively horrible
while the movie we ended up with was already pretty cliché, at least overprotective dad is a better cliché than that

that said her being inexperienced could have been handled better, early on the movie relies way to much on the ocean ex machina and later on she becomes top class in a very short period of time

>>93558812
I agree with you but I very much liked the role the dad played he wasn't over protective as in she's my little girl I need to protect her. He was more like I know what you want to do and I'm here to tell you it's dangerous as fuck my friend died because of my fuck up.

I also agree with the movie being rushed as fuck. Remember that weird dance maui did when he fought the lava monster? Well there's an explanation to that, it was cut from the final movie.

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>>93558631
So basically just like Hercules but worse?

>>93558905
Historically yes much worse. Faults aside I really liked Hercules mostly because hades.

>>93558889
that said, it may just be a small thing, but I really want to kiss the feller responsible for replacing the pig with the chicken

>>93558889
In the cut scene maui shows Moana strength and to not be fearful by doing a traditional dance used to ward off enemies. Maui does it during the fight with the lava monster after she breaks his hook.

>>93558963
I'm conflicted about Hades
on one hand, he's a fantastic villain, on the other hand, it's god damn shame they made Hades the villain, when his interactions with Heracles in the mythology are fairly limited and as far as greek gods go, incredibly reasonable

>>93559041
Disney seems to have a thing for turning rationally not-evil people into straight-up villains - John Ratcliffe for example.