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>>93543330
>comes out on my birthday
wh-why

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>>93543330
why did they think this was a good idea? why did they cancel the popeye and medusa movies for this?

>>93543330
i sincerely hope this is seen by only critics who's job is to review. And not a soul more.

>>93545433
Whatever, fuck you. You'll watch it.

>>93545433
I didn't expect Angry Birds to be good either. Ill wait til watch this too, although I really can't see it being good

>>93545445
it probably will. I'm pretty sure that absolutely nobody wants to see this movie. even the 8 years olds I've talked to think the emoji movie is retarded pandering garbage.

>>93545471
>Angry Birds
>Good
That's not a funny joke anon.

>>93545445
It's going to also be seen by the mentally handicapped when their caregivers need a couple hour long break.

>>93545464
E N D L E S S T R A S H

>>93545605
i said soul, though? :P

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Get on the shit bus, anons

>>93543330
>The poop sounds like a black guy
What did they mean by this?

>>93545464
I hate it because I know this is true. I refuse to pay for this movie, so I hope someone better than me releases a good camrip soon after it's debut

>>93545734
>Wanting to watch this shit at all
It doesn't even look "good for a laff and a half" tier, just actually soul crushing.

>>93545691
The ticket still counts, and they still have a babysitter or care giver that has to tag along anyway. I have a friend that gets paid to take the "developmentally disadvantaged" on these excursions. His paycheck and the ticket cost come from tax money.

>>93545734
gomovies.com usually has a rip out a few days after a movie comes out. I refuse to give money to this. I can only hope for it to fail so studios won't make more pandering sponsorship garbage like this.

>>93545726
That's Sir Patrick Stewart.

>>93545781
Guess he needs a paycheck.

I know they're gonna make some decent money from Spider-Man but is there a chance that thit movie flopping could still kill them?

>>93545759
Sometimes you have to watch some pure shit just to realize how much worse things could be.

>>93545824
Might kill their animation department

>>93545866
damn that means the totally was gonna happen sonic move by these guys ain't gonna happen, should i laugh or cry anons?

>>93545824
I'm going to laugh my ass off if it's one of the biggest flops of all time.

>>93545926
Unlikely. Stupid fuckers will see it "ironically" or "as a joke" as if they're above it, not realising they are part of how this shit propogates.

I can't wait for the Fidget Spinner cinematic universe.

>>93545734
Speaking of shit movies, should I bother watching Death Squad? I had zero interest in watching inaccurate Harley

Oh look, it's Gwenpool emoji. Just changed mask to black to avoid cooyright infringement

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>tfw Sony Pictures will probably die within your lifetime

>Patrick Stewart is shit
That still makes me laugh for some reason.

>>93543330
> Sony paid millions of dollars for the rights
Wait, to whom? Aren't these like generic public domain templates?

>>93543330
Oh my gosh! there's a MLP 2017 movie trailer

>>93545899
Laugh at Emoji killing Sony's animation department (and Sony itself if Spidy also flops). Cry in the "What could've been" sense of seeing A live action Sonic '06

>>93546194
it looks fun

>>93546194
The animation looks awful.

>>93545480
how many 8 year olds are you talking to these days
this shit better bomb, though

>>93546351
Does anyone actually want to see it? I can't think of one person, even ones in the target audience, that would want to see this shitfest.

>>93546391
my god, that Popeye movie wouldn't have been PERFECT, but I guess this is an alternate universe where we don't get anything with MERIT

>>93546434
Kids would actually want to see Popeye. Does Sony Animation want to fail or something?

>>93546122
We can only hope.

>>93545495
>he doesn't like redpill: the movie

>>93546033
I unironically want to see this movie on the big screen:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PnEy-kJXPsY

>>93545805
There are a lot of incredibly talented British actors who will be in totally garbage movies solely because they're getting paid. See also: Ben Kingsley and Anthony Hopkins. Also Peter O'Toole back in the day.

>>93546194
It looks like garbage just like it always has

>>93543330
Yes,but only when the camrip comes out.Genuinely curious about how they handle it but i dont want to encourage them to do The Fidget Spinner Movie

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>>93543330
>they got Patrick Stewart to be in this

>>93543330
Seems like such an uninspired idea. It's just another fucking movie where the protagonist doesn't fit in and everyone except for like 3 people finds it shocking and then some villain desperately wants to stop it but in actuality their motives are more sinister.

I hope this gets horrible reviews and fails at the box office. Let it be a lesson that not everything needs a bland movie.

>>93546881
This was obviously trying to cash in on a trend, and as you said, I'd be happy watching it fail right in front of Sony's eyes.

>Disney sequels
>Pixar sequels
>minion sequels
>Lego sequels

and Sony coming with even WORSE ideas for movies.

What a time to be alive.

>>93546817
So? They got Patrick Stewart in American Dad and he is great in that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYRVF0fy7rc

This movie is a fucking stupid idea, there isn't even any money to be made off toy merchandising because emoji shit has been everywhere for years! they sell emoji toys in dollar stores now.


Also ALL THE EMOJIS CAN MAKE ALL THE FACES SO WHY NOT JUST HAVE ONE GUY DOING THE JOB OR, YOU KNOW, FUCKING PICTURES OR SOMETHING

>they got Steven Wright to play one of the characters
>a guy who sounds like he'd rather be dead even under ordinary circumstances
>somehow sounds even less enthused doing this role

>>93545709
>patrick stewart
i am upset

>>93546595
a jobs a job. you guys make like acting is some big respectable thing. they dress up and play pretend for a living for crying out loud.

>>93547701
Part of me wonders if they didn't give him his choice of roles and he deliberately picked the shit emoji. It feels like something he'd do.

But do they have the gun emoji or is it a water gun

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It looks better than an Illumniation cash grab, fight me

>>93543330
Perfect, the fucking whole movie is there !

TWO TRUCKS HAVING SEX

>>93546194
I really don't like the blatant CGI.

>>93547834
Why does the lego movie ripoff girl have a body?

>>93543330
Actually it's quite the opposite, Several App companies actually paid Sony Animation much like Rovio paid them to make the Angry birds movie. Sony rarely produce movies alone anymore. Basically this movie is a 1+ hours ad placement.

>>93543330
>/co/ says WW is going to be blunder
>the opposite happens
>/co/ says Spiderman Homecoming is going to be a blunder
>the opposite happens
>/co/ says the Emoji movie is going to be a blunder
So its going to be the best animated movie of all time? Thanks for the heads up

>>93548598
But anon, doing the opposite of what /co/ says is ALSO what /co/ says!
You're taking a big risk here!

>>93547701
Why? He loves to do lowbrow roles, I bet he had a great time.

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>THEY KILLED OFF THE POPEYE MOVIE FOR THIS.

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>>93543330
>poop emoji is slightly textured like solid shit
why the fuck

>>93548648
I didn't even notice that.

It's perfect

>>93548212
It's what the cool kids are wearing, apparently.

>>93547834
Sing was a way better movie. And why is the ice cream featured? Nobody uses it.

>>93547862
MY COCK PLOUGHING YOUR MUM INTO THE DARK VOID

>>93548683
>Sing was a way better movie
how do you know? you haven't even seen the emoji movie yet
why are furfags so retarded?

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>>93546434
Was Popeye actually shut down? Or are they still on a two fucking year director hunt for some reason

>>93546721
>Fidget Spinner Movie
Shit nigga that sounds great.
Emoji movie not so much.

>>93547719
He would totaly fucking do that.

>>93548212
I don't know but when I first saw it I wondered if this is how sjws feel all the time. It's sexist as fuck.

is it true that if this bombs it will bring sony pictures down?

>>93543330
>Sony's Jumanji reboot

How does Sony live with themselves?

>>93549059
Spiderman Homecoming says no, unfortunately.

>>93543330
They basically told the entire story in the trailer. I don't like how trailers do that nowadays. Not that this story would be unpredictable.

>>93549057
the mom and the female villain are both still naked so fap your heart out

>Whole conflict of the movie is one emoji changing expressions.
>Throughout the whole fucking trailer all the other ones were doing exactly that.

>>93543330
Im glad TJ Miller's finally getting the recognition he deserves :)

>There are rich assholes that got paid for to write this
You could have grabbed a random asshole on the street and came up with a better premise for a movie.
Capitalism is a farce.

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I hope this movie is a smashing success just to see the autism it causes

>>93549733
Capitalism is the worst form of government excluding all other forms of government

>>93549360

This whole movie is three in one: Inside Out, Lego movie and Wreck it Ralph all mushed together. They even borrowed music from that Zootopia's trailer to their own.

How low can Sony go?

>>93546194
>that cgi
>the trailer literally gives away the entire plot and ending

Seriously feels like the movie's way too late to really capitalize on its popularity. Maybe that's why the CGI is so bad.

>>93547834
So is there a reason why the love interest is so Different from everyone else including having a fucking body or does she only have that design because she's the love interest and she's gotta look sexy even though she's literally an emoji?

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>>93549832
I think that's supposed to be a skirt and her legs are attached to the bottom of her head like everyone else

I wonder if Sony's business strategy is to get people to pay them not to make a movie of their creations?

>>93549832
she's not an emoji, she's a hacker

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>>93543330
>starring Daniel Day Lewis

What.

>>93549832
We have to have another manic pixie dream girl with punkish aesthetic or whatever so no one notices the main character is bland as fuck.

>>93543330
>This is actually being produced.
This is why I want to get into movies; to inject some quality into what I see as a slowly dying industry.

>>93546817
Actors need their paychecks.
We all do.

>>93546545
I didn't know a retelling of European colonization was redpilled

>>93550104
are you jewish?

>>93545905
wtf I love the Emoji Movie now!

>>93550226
No.
I do have brown, curly hair, a slightly wider than normal nose, and perhaps too much of an appreciation for money, but I'm not Jewish.

>>93549808
All trailer does that also wrong board godamnit stop trying to derail

>>93549042
HES A FIDGET SPINNER THAT TRY TO FIT IN...YOUR HANDS
AND HES ABOUT TO FIND OUT ITS HARDER THAN IT LOOK
ROB SCHEIDER IS etc etc etc

>>93550346
RATED PG-13

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>>93543330

>that gag where secondary character fucks up and the MC is punished for it.

>>93549764
is there any implication it will. I mean it's going up against transformers, spiderman and despicable me 3.

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>>93543330
The one thing I don't get about this, is why do the emojis have to pose for the picture every time? Obviously it's their job but could they not just hang pictures in there? Or have a data base of pictures? It's not like their job is essential for the community, like farming or something, so they could just live their lives in this utopia without a bother, but instead they have these shit jobs. Or did I just predict the ending to the movie? Either that or it's just some stupid oversight

>>93547834
The monkey and devil and monkey emoji have their original emoji eyes, why do the rest have those souless doll eyes?

>>93550006
He voices poop emoji. I think he agreed to this because he thinks it'll be amusing or as a joke, either that or his paycheck for this..,"movie" is very, VERY big

>>93543330
>Film comes out.
>It's...actually good or not terrible.

Could this scenario happen?

>>93550966
no

>>93550431
I'm guessing it's so that the main character can have the character arc of not being able to make the right expression on command even though everyone else can

>>93545495
It was actually pretty okay, though. Sure, bland as hell and blatantly made for the sweet cash, but I found myself mildly entertained throughout most of it. Hell, I'll give it points for actually being faithful to the source material for once, which is something video game movies have struggled with for ages for some reason.

This will do fantastically at the box office

>>93550966
It's possible that the actual story itself could be not terrible, BUT the fact that the concept of the movie even exists makes it automatically awful.

>>93546391
Kids will I'm sure

That's the whole damn reason why it's made

>>93551238
That game is so one dimentional that I would have been surprised if it wasnt.

masterpiece. i cannot wait for this film in cinemas july 28th (twenty-eighth)

>>93548864
There was a finished clip that was released on the internet. Sony pulled the plug, and I think Tartakovsky left, but so far I think it's been killed. Sony has made no mention of starting it back up again.

Sony has also stated they wanted to set up a producers union to protect rap producers so they can get their royalties. Sony is now fucking up several movies to get an MCU deal, they're money's all over the place, they can't even keep their emails in check, so I seriously doubt Popeye is getting put out any time soon.

Sony needs to die.

Honestly I'm just waiting for the avalanche of shitposting that will inevitably follow its release.

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>>93543330
>T.J Miller believes he is too big for Silicon Valley.
>Quits to be a big time movie star.
>1st movie post Silicon valley is The Emoji Movie.

Will he be alright?

>>93552198
everybody thinks their hot shit for a while.
I think he needs an Emoji Movie to remind him he's expendable.

>>93550212
Of course it is. Would you want to wind up like the native Americans?

>>93550966
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>>93545433
Always remember: If you roll dubs in Emoji Movie thread, you have to go.

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>>93549808
For real. Gmod ragdolls look better.

>>93547240
all of those minus minions have been pretty good tho sony just has bad ideas

>>93545268
Happy Birthday, Anon.

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>>93543330
>It's literally just a worse version of Wreck-It-Ralph and The Lego Movie

>>93546194
I want to fuck the cat

>>93548571
But no app owns most emojis, they are not a brand.

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>>93552647
Never!

>>93547834
I feel like I can accurately guess these characters' personalities just be looking at them.

>>93545433
I think it's just on hold in production right now.

>>93550421
Despicable Me 3 will bury it alone, kids would rather see more minions than see some emojis.

>>93546322
Except it actually doesn't and you're a fucking idiot.

>>93552647
I hope that if anybody does see this movie out of movie curiosity they pull the switcheroo: Buy a ticket for something else so this movie doesn't get the money.

>>93553771
It's still flash puppet animation so it's shit

>>93543330
>Remember Sony paid millions of dollars for the rights.

Aren't "emojis" public domain though? Unless they used specific Apple or Facebook owned designs

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>Es gibt Dinge, die sind so falsch, daß noch nicht einmal das absolute Gegenteil richtig ist.

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>>93543330

Reminder that Sony "movies" are ponzi scheme scams

>>93545495
Its just "okay"

>>93553720
>Illumination inadvertently did something good

PRAISE GRU!

>>93546122
>automatic subtitles spoil the movie

>>93548598

>/tv/ says WW is going to be blunder
>the opposite happens
>/tv/ says Spiderman Homecoming is going to be a blunder
>the opposite happens
>/co/ says the Emoji movie is going to be a blunder

Fixed that for you

>>93553720
>Despicable Me 3

That actually looks moderately good, I saw the trailer before a WW screening

>>93554631
Except it's very clearly not.

>>93554799
>scheme scam

>>93555015
t. blind retard

I think the next pass is make a movie about hand spinners