Sum up your life in one /co/ related image

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>>93541812

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>>93541812

>>93541812
What is this

>>93542110
Read the Scott Pilgrim comics anon.

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I have made bad calls

>>93542162
How so?

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>>93542195
What do you want?...

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>>93541812
Women with sharp teeth are my fetish

>>93542237
To get to a stable spot and not have the overwhelming desire to end it

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>>93542199
Nothing TOO bad, just lots of things that added up, but I'm working on fixing them now, so this picture also applies

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>>93542247
We have a patrician in our midst.

>>93541812
is it weird my dick is at half mast from this pic?

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not the cucking part moreI hide my self from the out side world

>>93542383
No, I'm kinda horny looking at it too. I think it's got something to do with juxtaposing horror on the female form, while physical attraction in the nale brain is chemically identical to the fight-or-flight response.

Scary girls are sexy.

>>93542437
Come out of the closet, anon.

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Not /co/ but describe me perfectly

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>>93542449
You want scary? I dare you to attack this woman's husbando.

Just ask the legion of Mordor and her own mother. Oh wait, you can't. They're already dead.

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since the kid next door is always bothering me whenever i try having a conversation with her widowed mother

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>>93542435
This will cheer you up.

I'm a fucking asshole

>>93542590
Get used to it, she'll be your adopted daughter if you date her mom

>>93542630
but how can she become my adopted daughter when she always butts in whenever I try to make the moves on her mom
like this one time where me and her mom were supposed to go on a date but apparently at the last second she told her mom that she needed something for school project tomorrow and forced me to go with her to the mall instead

>>93542684
It's simple anon: offer to babysit her daughter while she's at work. Then have a sit down with her and explain that you want to help them in their time of need.

>>93542684
Also put up with it. It's the kid's way of testing you to see if you're father material.

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>>93542684
>you could always go for groom her yourself if you are brave enough

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Life is good at the moment, I'm just trying to enjoy it as much as possible

>>93542774
No Shake!

>>93541812
More sharp toothed girls

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>>93542463
mfw I haven't left in weeks & somebody knocks at my door.

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>>93541812

>>93542804
Wakfu has ruined /co/'s already shit tastes

Why are you all depressed?

>>93542774
Ignore this nigga
Unless you like getting your ass jabbed while in lockup you will ignore this nigga

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>>93541812
EZ

>>93542928
Is 21 /ourguy/?

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>>93541812

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>>93541812
I-I am aroused....

>>93542590
>>93542684
Is this the /co/ version of Usagi Drop?

>>93542746
Maybe i will do that since I think she's old enough to understand
>>93542766
Yeah I know she might be testing me but she's 14 shouldn't she be rebelling at her adult figures in her life at that age instead of inviting them to the mall or movies?
>>93542774
i dont like that route anon

>>93542526
what woman? you just posted a blank image

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>>93541812

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>>93543037
That is something only for those of patrician tastes

>>93543051
Obviously she's being close to her mother because she afraid of losing her. My little brother did the same shit to my step mom.

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>>93543113
>and proceed to drink all the delicious tears of those plebs

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I'm turning 30 in a couple days, but I've burned more bridges and wasted more opportunities than most people do in a lifetime.
And soon I will be a homeless guy running naked through the woods and making people think I'm sasquatch. Or I'll die naked in the woods. Or maybe I won't throw away my underwear.

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>>93543166

>>93542859
Why wouldn't we be?

>>93543139
>>93543113
>>93543037
Is it bad that i haven't seen this series?

>>93543269
Watch the anime, then stop.

>>93543301
Why even watch a live action movie adaptation? This goes for Naruto too

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>>93543301
Share some of that salt

>>93543374
Fuck off ya cuntboy

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>>93542150
I read the comics many times but I still don't know how that image sums up your life m8

>>93542774
First baby blowjobs and now this, what's wrong with you Shake?

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>>93543386
Oh boi, need to call a truck to move all this salt

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>>93543412
He's been surrounded by girls with shark teeth all his life

>>93543301

This. Even ignoring the ending dipping straight into the author's fetish, the second half of the manga is just poorly written high school drama, which is a dime a dozen in manga.

>>93543465
No i was talking about Pidge m8.

>>93543538
Not OP you faggot

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>>93543037
One of the greatest love stories ever told

>>93543037
I actually liked that ending and theres a rumor that yotsubato will also end that way since the author liked usagi drop

>>93543633
I'll pass.

>>93543581
wow
rude

>>93543711
Yeah well fuck you.

>>93543721
Go away Boco

>>93543721
Shut the fuck up boco

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>>93541812
Anyone who posts anything other than this is lying.

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>>93541812

>>93542944
No, he is a decently skilled martial artist with purpose in life.

>>93543113
>>93543139
So she'll spend the last decades of her life taking care of an infirm old man? Or maybe he loves her enough to kill himself before then.

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>>93541812

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Been playing a lot of Squad lately. I am both the driver and the bystander.

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They just killed the best francophone torrenting site
I'm just gonna wait and die

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Taking life as it comes, appreciating any laugh or smile that may happen along the way.

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I'm coming to terms with the fact that not only am I never going to do anything that impressive, and it wouldn't make me happy if I did.

>Homer, when a man’s biggest dreams include seconds on dessert, occasional snuggling and sleeping in till noon on weekends, no one man can destroy them.

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>>93541812

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>>93541812

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>>93541812

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>>93541812

Part of me kind of wants to be miserable, and somewhere deep down. I know that despite having a great life, sometimes I'll just want to be or be sad for absolutely no reason.

I sometimes fuck things up for myself on purpose subconsciously, just so I can feel bad.

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wow self-loathing 20-somethings very original

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I'm a horse

>>93542435
>enthusiam

>>93542859
Abandonment issues, fear of intimacy, low self esteem and a slowly but constantly increasing lack of faith in the future - all of which has built up over decades, cementing depressive thinking and behaviour in my daily routine.

>>93542859
Misogyny.

>>93542778
>nanalan
You're cool anon

>>93543694
Lies

>>93547794
>he doesnt know
it was from a interview back 2015 i think apparently both of them are irl friends

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My life revolves around me loosing weight and becoming /fit/. I'm not dying in my mid 40s.