Gentlemen, ladies, how do we increase our profit margins?

>>93540837
We kill Superman?

>>93540849
Yeah, fuck it. Lets just throw our R&D budget at that.

NEXT ORDER OF BUSINESS...

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I think Lex Luthor and Bruce Wayne should get gay married.

>>93540837
Why did they change it from Lexor? Its a cooler and less comic book-y name

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Me am not uncertain that saving Superman am an bad way to lose money.

Bizarro am no think Waynetech stock options am appearing veeeery un-good left now.

Me no am foot in application number, Mr. Luthor

>>93540837
Become a health insurance company, get free monies from the guvment to offer "better" health insurance coverage.

Then use the Lexcorp financing arm to let people start borrowing money against the value of their health insurance policy so that you basically become a credit card lender, charging interest on top of premiums per month.

Package your health insurance policies into derivative packages and sell them for tens of thousands of dollars on the dollar based on the increased profits seen by forcing healthy people to enroll in expensive plans thanks to the individual mandate.

Then sell your entire finance/health arm to Cerberbus Group so that you minimize your risk while maximizing your profit and insulate yourself from the inevitable fallout 8 years later.

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How is Project: Kryptofuck proceeding?

I've been thinking, once the Alien has been defeated, we can expand our interests using similar strategies.

Project: Batfuck
Project: Atlantefuck
Project: Speedfuck

The possibilities are endless. Somebody get Ra's, Orm and Zolomon on the line, they should know about this.

>>93540902
fuck off /a/

>>93540977
did he just ask for a job, or did he resign?
More importantly, how'd he get on the board of directors?

>>93541030
Ra's not returning our calls.
Orm doesn't get coverage 20,000 leagues under the sea.
We don't have Zolomon's number... We've got Snart's though.

>>93541114
Him no am tremendous businessman. He fail school at Wharton.

>>93540849
No you retard stop spending so much money trying to kill superman

I just checked the books.

We are literally spending billions on this.

>>93540837
How about we cut the budget on Kryponite purchases and invest in something like yellow paint

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>>93540837
Flip that L 180 degrees, and Change our name to Stark Industries.

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Anyone care to tell me WHY we didnt patent project Metallo and sell it to the military?

>>93540837
We act according to our own rational self interest

Tell Mr. Luthor to stop wasting money trying to kill a popular celebrity. It's not winning us any PR points, especially in the very large "Superfans" demographic.

>>93541843
Oh man, you're probably going to get fired for even thinking that.

>>93541649
Ah yes Metallo.

Superman is the answer to your question, he wrecked the robot/guy whatever in front of General Lane.

And he will not sign any contract for something that cannot take down the Alien with extreme ease. Now we could try to sell the exoskeleton to thew construction industry... but Luthor is weary that people will make the link between Metallo and us.

>>93541843
You're right! I've been telling Mister Luthor that we need to DISCREDIT the Alien before killing him. As of now Synthetic Red Kryptonite is being made in the lower levels... i'll take some time tho.

>>93541608
Then turn 360 degrees and walk away.

>>93541542
But think of all the business plans he ruined...
We were this close to making of legal to sell babies in Metropolis... until he had to show up...

>>93540837
>Lexcorp will never buy 4chan

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>>93540837
We need a mascot my nomination.

>>93540837
Give a bunch of people Kryptonite cancer then sell them a treatment they'll only barely be able to afford?

Kidnap some of business our rivals then replace them with clones?

Install a series of aerial checkpoints and force superman to pay for passing through them?

>>93541114
It's bring your kid to work day

>>93541542
You're fired

>>93543282

>Sir why did you purchase the website known as "Four Chan?
>It's brilliant! I'll use the internet hate machine to cyberbully Superman until he decides to go from being a hero to AN hero!
>But sir how is cyberbulling even real can't he just look away from the screen?
>Don't you know? If you die on the internet, you die for real!

How many ancient jokes can I possibly cram into this post?

>>93540837
Capture Power Girl and Super Girl, brainwash them, and have them work in our escort service.

>>93540837
We need more pictures of Spider-Man!

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>>93541030
Go on...

>>93540837
we rape superman

>>93540902
lex luthor obviously has the hots for superman, you buffoon.

A premium line of artisinal Piss Jars.

>>93540837
Last day I saw something strange. I saw our President carry a trolley. It was filled with cakes. supermarket tier caces. And Lex had a grin on his face.

Why didn't he just order to a confectioner to prepare them is beyond me.

>>93540849
>>93540864
>>93541542
>>93543209
>>93545411
You guys do realize how many times Superman has saved Metropolis and the world, right? If we kill him, who will save us next time Darkseid or whatever attacks? Superman respects the law too much to ever really go after us, so what do we actually gain out of killing him? The risk of us all dying outweighs the non-existent benefits.

>>93548812
Supes and his bastard cousin are the reason why Darkseid even wants our worthless world. There's tons of other worlds in the galaxy

>>93548812
oh boy you said it. I hope you don't have a family. I don't reall care as long as I'm being paid.

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I've got some ideas on what will help with profits!

>>93542205
>360 degrees
Anon, that's a circle.

>>93548812
we kill superman than we replace him with our own superhumans and we make a killing charging the government for the privilege.

>>93549036
Why not just put our own superhumans out there, and have them do a better job?

Maybe Superman will go away if he feels really, really redundant?

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>>93548812
>If we kill him, who will save us next time Darkseid or whatever attacks?

I don't know, Green Lantern or something?

>>93541955
Isn't there this guy from Doom Patrol, Robot Man? Just base his new desgin on him or other public adored machines and our image problem with Metallo is solved.

>>93540837
Mass-produce Kryptonite jewelry and utilize social engineering to create a new fashion trend based around it. Not only will we be able to cripple Superman, we can make a tidy profit off the enterprise as well!

>>93551333
Have you not read the report on Kryptonite? Prolonged exposition causes Cancer, skin cancer.