Let's have some chill time.
"I keep telling you, Steve. Shane's dead at the end of the movie. Look at the way he's slumped on his horse"
"And I'm telling you, I just don't buy it!"
>>93536364
>>93536767
Aww, this is so adorably gay.
>>93536342
Well this is completely unrealistic. Spider-Man's web dissolves after an hour, so he would never take a nap in a web hammock.
>>93537262
Hush you! Let the cute moment be cute, dammit!
>>93537262
he probably has a special long lasting version.
can't he shoot like 5 different kinds in 9 different ways
>>93537186
If you're worried about cheating, why are you playing poker with a telepath?
>>93537262
It lasts up to 2 hours, and that's way longer than Spider-man typically has to take a nap.
>>93536079
Streaky is Kara's cat.
>>93538664
Lucky. My cat pees on my bed if I'm gone too long.
>>93536079
I want to lick his armpit
>>93539090
That's normal for a degenerate young tramp like you.
>>93539315
Thanks dad
>>93536103
I miss Darwyn Cooke so damn much, /co/. ;_;
>>93537262
Wasn't this organic era webbing?
>>93536342
>Wolverine
every time
>>93537024
Fuck.
Fuuuuck.
>>93537058
Johnny's just mad because Spidey is banging his hot sister.
>>93536342
How does that much fluid even fit in a little man like logan?
>>93536888
I just wanna know what the hell theyre watching.
>>93540187
PEES LIKE A RACE HORSE
>>93540207
Avengers.
>>93540087
But Johnny will bang Peter's (supposed) sister next month.
>>93540236
I was thinking more along the lines of "original evil dead tree scene" or "wheelchair guy getting killed in Friday the 13th part 2", but you're probably right.
>>93540279
>>93540187
he'll take a piss several times in one night.
>>93540207
Batman vs Superman of course, you can tell from how shocked Clark is and how pissed Bruce is.
>>93540334
Sorry anon, but another already beat you to the "bad superhero movie" joke.
>>93536888
justice_movie_night.jpg more like varying_degrees_of_want and also nice trips
>>93540077
I want those kids to receive the arcades murder island treatment
>>93540541
Do you guys also have bi (girl) friends that love to tell people how much they have sex with other girl? Its weird.
>>93540541
>>93540567
>friends
lost me there
>>93540511
Man, shut up.
>>93540582
bump
>>93540719
Sorry, but aa part of me wants other marvels fan to feel the same dread marvel made me feel, so an angry mob of readers will make them retcon that shiit out of existance.
>>93540187
It evaporates out of his ass as farts
>>93536364
>>93536383
Cute!
>>93536342
>>93540187
His balder can be full to bursting, sometimes even to the point where it does burst.
Any damage from this will heal by noon.
>>93540520
>the painting is the Sonic 1 special stage background
Huh, never noticed that before
>>93542645
Leave it to Batman to be a stick in the mud and not like Apple Pie, the most American of pies.
>>93542767
and also mildly fucked up.
>>93542958
Now I'm a few seasons behind, but wouldn't Dean be really uncomfortable hanging with those two demon-types?
>>93542645
>wearing full masks and gear at the dinner table
Why are the Waynes such fucking autists?
>>93540185
Kek
>>93536342
Is Cap watching Alex Jones?
>>93543454
Do Batman and Superman know each other's secret identities in this? If not, maybe that's why they are in costume
>>93536342
>Cap is up amd ready while everyone is asleep
Besides Tony Stark he might also be the last one to go to sleep.
>>93543698
No, listening to True Capitalist Radio hosted by The Engineer
>>93538584
even though it's not >carol this is so in character it hurts
>>93540297
> kissed the window of the man who authorized Forge to neutralize her
> same writer for both issues
I guess it would have been a blessing
>>93542645
> Bruce you will eat this pie I learned from MY Martha to bake or I will come over there and shovel it in myself
> I'd like to see you try, Clark
>>93540297
gotta admit that's pretty darn cute.
>>93536643
>>93544605
>Batman and Superman know each other's secret identities
This is about two or three months ago in Superman. So yes, Lois already knew this from pre-FP and even the kids at this point know.
>>93543352
I only know what's going on because it's unavoidable on some of the sites I hit for other genre stuff. But they've been butt buddies with Crowley, King of Hell, for about four or five season, no? And Sam was sucking demon blood and bedding them as early as S2 or S3?
Who's the Blond with the pizza.
>>93536342
I WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS
>>93542645
This is one of my favorite in recent times.
>>93542645
Clark face says it all
>Just eat the fucking pie Bruce
>>93536342
Who is spider whore in bed with?
>>93545796
>>93545835
Hawkeye
>>93545221
>>93544605
>from last December
>>93545608
Constantine, I think.
>>93536323
No one invited Thor?
>>93545098
But her parents would never let her out of the house in that outfit.
>>93545961
No, I recognized John on the left - I mean towards the bottom right with the pizza.
Champions could have had such good moment sand interactions like this if it was well written! My favorite was when Nova gives a nudge to Miles and then suggests Scott be the leader of the group because he knows it'll make hulk mad and be funny.
>>93540162
where is this from?
>>93545608
Dante from the Devil May Cry series?
>implying they would fight
>>93540520
Honestly you could post that entire arc and it'd work. My personal favorite is the running gag with Razor
>>93545988
Oh, I read blond and fixed on John. White hair guy is >>93546058
>>93542645
>I wish I was in my batcave
>I don't eat any pie unless it's made by Alfred
>I have a secret plan to defeat everyone in this room
>Especially the dog.
>My feet hurt
>>93545221
Considering this isnt a Miller or a Scott Snyder history. He totally could.
>>93542645
EAT THE PIE BRUCE!
No.
DON'T MAKE ME USE BY PIE EATING HYPNOSIS POWER ON YOU!
You don't have... dammit.
>>93545667
is this some kind of mindfuckery from clark? Does he wear such an obvious "disguise" on purpose, so people don't expect him to actually be superman even if he looks exactly like it?
>>93546205
Honestly he looks even less like Clark there than he does normally with that haircut and his arms exposed.
>>93545608
Yeah, SAM was. Dean's never been comfortable with cooperating with anything supernatural except as a last resort.
>>93542645
What would happen if Bruce looked to his right?
>>93546205
>>93546250
That's from the late New 52 run, where Superbro has been de-powered due to all the various fuckeries of the writers (Church of Rao, the Darkseid Apokolips BS, etc., etc.). In this set, it's after he's been 'fired' from the Planet because Perry thought he was lying and for writer's only know reasons, had no other access to cash, other than to be a luchador. And apparently he never ate tacos or any other street food in Metropolis (this is in Oakland or some place in NorCal that he's cage fighting enhanced people). It's also why he has the haircut, body change and other things that made him look different.
>>93546344
Clark would ice breath his cowl so that even though his white lenses, Bruce couldn't catch a peek.
Bump
I'm not sure if these are in order...
>>93546121
>Cap and Superman
Have to get some significantly pissier people involved to start an avengers vs justice league barfight
>>93536079
whatever happened to that cat?
>>93547822
I don't think he exists post-FP.
>>93547437
>>93547449
>>93547459
>>93547471
>>93547482
Kek, took me a sec to realize what they were talking about.
>>93544605
They're in costume because they were sneaking about in Superman's barn to get his attention and talk instead of just going to the house. Lois calls them out for being autists and invites them in for pie.
>>93545345
Where's this from?
>>93546121
At least 5 people in that room could have stopped that.
>>93546121
>putting drinks on the pool table
>>93547978
It was Hal.
>>93546121
>Cap won't apologize immediately
>Supes won't offer to buy him another beer
>Stark wouldn't buy them all a round
>>93547940
ANAD Wolverine
>>93546121
What ball is Cap even going for?
>>93545608
FEATURING
>>93537024
Well fuck you too, anon.
>>93545922
>Kent family jumpers
fucking yes
>>93548470
Do you think that's a law book, or does he not read those anymore because he's got them all memorized.
>>93548591
He has them memorized, but still reads them
>>93540754
remember when the xmen were fun like this
fuck marvel
>>93537058
It's not gay, it's called having friends. Try it sometime.
>>93548817
>neuronormative social privilege
fucking normie
Does anyone have the drawing some guy on tumblr drew about like Hank pym taking his "family" to like a park or museum or something like that?
>>93536342
>That Logan
kek
>>93536364
>>93536383
GET SOME BRUCE
>>93538584
Bruno suffering in the background makes it a 11/10
>>93540058
Dick and Gamora is a shit pairing, tbqh
>>93542645
I kind of feel this is the sort of situation where a crisis emerges and they run off to solve it and at the end of the issue Clark is taking the plates of the table to wash them and Bruce's slice is gone, like he came back to eat it when no one was around at some point.
>>93546344
>Implying Clark and Lois invited Bruce over so that their kids could hang
>Implying that's not just a ruse so Bruce and Clark can double-team Lois
>>93536342
>Wolverine
kek.
>>93549794
Give us Namorita
>>93545970
considering what Thor actually does in his down time...
they wouldn't be able to keep up.
>>93537186
>>93538396
and a magician.
>>93550951
>>93550973
>>93551010
>>93551025
>>93546438
>>93551102
>>93551118
>>93551045
I remember reading an ultimate spider-man story at least ten years ago that was called "Spider-man's day off" or something along those lines. Basically Parker and his friends go to the mall, but they meet the X-men there in casual clothes, and I can't remember what happens next. Anybody know what I'm talking about?
>>93536888
Why is Wonder Woman Black? Is she Nubia on this Earth?
>>93551501
I vaguely recall what you're talking about, it may have been right before or during the period ult. Peter was dating kitty but for the love of me can't actually remember
>>93540253
pity?
>>93551132
We need more of this
>>93545835
CarolI wish
>>93551581
It's just a tan with 'night' colors, settle the hell down.
>>93536364
>>93536383
I like this. I like this a lot.
>>93536079
Fantastic Four in like the late 2000s was bretty gut at this. I remember there was a silent issue where they just had them going about their day, interlaced with scenes from FF 1. I remember it had Sue going in for an ultrasound on Valeria and the machine was fucking up so she just turned her belly invisible.It ended with Doom brooding alone
>>93536888
Who are these people?
>>93552989
It says justice league movie night, so i suppose it's Superman - Lantern - Aquaman - Batman - WWOman - Flash - Weird Alien thingy???
>>93553810
The weird alien is Martian Manhunter
>>93540279
>>93540297
this is great
>>93546121
yeah, im starting to think this isnt a real photo but some sort of FORGERY!
>>93542645
ughh I hate this batman. batman is human y'know...
>>93551132
>>93551118
>>93551102
can someone storytime this?
I wanna know what shenanigans the Legion gets into
>>93555317
That was the whole story.
>>93546121
Steve will probably apologize like the cuck he is.
>>93553810
But they look so young. Aquaman hardly looks grown up. WW is for some reason dark, manhunter is also kinda twiggy and almost girly looking. And superman, lantern and batman all look so generic they could be the same person.
>>93546121
How would this fight even go? I mean Superman and Flash clearly sweep the room but who in the room would lose to the Avengers?
>>93556388
What fight? Cap's just gonna apologize and Supes will forgive him instantly, then Tony and Bruce are gonna get in a dick measuring contest over who's gonna pay for the table, which Bats will have to lose if he want's to keep his identity secret. Afterwards spider-man will make some kind of remark about Aquaman pulling the liquid out of the cloth, Arthur will explain who Mera is, then Wolverine will buy him a beer and the three of them will sit down and talk about redhead girls.
>>93556552
>>93556568
>>93556275
I think they're supposed to be teenagers. Also Clark and Bruce looking alike is a reoccurring thing.
>>93540211
My grandfather used to say he needed to race like a piss-horse.
Thanks for reminding me of my Pop-pop, Anon.
>>93536383
>Jessica not being a joyless cunt
What universe is this?
>>93556795
A better one than we have now.
>>93556795
Carol has cheered her up a ton since the end of the Bendis mini.
>>93548817
You're right, it's not gay, but pic related is.
>>93537262
Surely he must have differing kinds of webbing that last for longer periods of time. There have been plenty of instances where having webbing that only lasts about an hour would have actively been a detriment to his ability to defuse situations. Are you telling me Pete's not smart and forward-thinking enough to realise that he needs a few longer-lasting duracell mode web cartridges for those rainy days?
>>93554779
The context of the panel is that Batman wanted to have an intimidating confrontation with Clark about the weird things happening in Hamilton and Lois wouldn't have it so she made him come in and talk at the table. That's why he's salty here.
>>93557156
Why do they dress themselves up to go to a party?
>>93557156
I know it's a fucking comic, but how exactly is Spider-Man planning on getting that drink? Like what, the web is going to retract along the arc he fired it at, disregarding gravity and inertia?
>>93557286
you dont dress up to go to a party?
What are you, a farmer?
>>93556846
Is Jess ever going to realize how bad Carol wants her?
>>93557541
Nah that is more of a city thing. Most farmers have nice clothes that are used for one of three proposes: Church, Weddings and Parties. Showing up under dressed is how the gossip about your farm failing and bless your hearts starts.
>>93540185
HaHAAA!!
>>93557416
If you look really close it's actually a bottle he's webbing, it's probably still closed, and he's more than strong enough to pull it across the room in a straight line.
>>93557416
I'm more curious why He's drinking desu
>>93540162
This artist is shit at faces
>>93555317
>>93555597
Yeah they could have done so much more with that story.
>>93556275
>And superman, lantern and batman all look so generic they could be the same person.
This - the hair color should distinguish Hal (or they simply could have have used a non-Hal Green Lantern). And Bruce and Clark can be easily distinguished by hair and by eye color, instead so many lazy artists make their eye color blue (and even often Diana's eye color is made blue, making them triplets in some cases).
>>93556909
>>93536767
>Putting his fingers in boiling water
damn son tone it down.
>>93539931
>)
love the body tipe