>can do whatever a spider can >except create organic web

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Pyro couldn't create fire

Shit happens

>>93532628
I want you to know that I approve of your crusade.

>>93532628
So the spider bite only made him stronger and able to climb walls?

>>93532665
But his main power was still directly and specifically related to his name. You can't say that about Spidey.

>>93532904
Read 2099 then faggot

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>can do whatever a normal man can
>except not be a faggot

>>93532628
Male spiders don't create web.

>>93532628
>Look ma! I posted it again!

>>93532969
>>93532989
Why do comicfags get so mad about these threads?

>>93533007
Because shitty copy paste threads are shit. Do you not know that, Bond?

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>>93533007
why do they get so mad about THESE thread?

>>93532628
If you can't produce organic webbing then store bought is fine

>hipster dumbasses going to Whole Foods and paying three times as much for "organic" webbing that was made using prison labor

>no venom
>no ability to go months without food water or air
>has super strength, when spiders are not very strong
>does not leap tall buildings in a single bound, jumping is an extension of general strongness instead of specialized leaping muscles
>only 4 limbs
>cannot lie completely motionless for days on end
not a real spider man unless he is a giant anthropomorphic spider

>>93532628
>this thread again

>>93532707
In the cartoon from the 90's, he also acquired the knowledge to create artificial webs that he eventually websites for.

>>93532628
web doesn't come out of his butt.
yeah not realistic enough for me.

Is there an alternate universe where Peter lived in a place with no tall buildings, so he invented a digging tool based on a trapdoor spider instead?

>>93533139
Upvoted.

>>93532628
but he can't create organic web in the comics too.

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>>93533148
>cannot lie completely motionless for days on end

Newspaper Spider-Man can do this and in fact does do this must of the time.

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>>93533204

>>93532628
CHRIST!

This board will be populated by faggots from /tv/ next week when this comes out.

>Marvel vs. DC
>Rotten Tomatoes Score

>>93533176
how does that work?

>>93532904
This is the same for a LOT of marvel heroes, it's so true that many of them could substitute for each other and nobody would notice.

Example: Daredevil, Iron Fist, Spider-Man, Deadpool and Wolverine could substitute for each other with the right costume and equipment and nobody would notice.

>>93533552
People would probably notice that neither Daredevil nor Deadpool can read. Daredevil because he is blind, Deadpool because he is an illiterate moron.

>>93533489
Shit, he intuitively understood what chemicals he needed to synthesize artificial webs. That's what I meant.

>>93532628
How pathetic do you have to be to spam the same thread over and over?