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>We're going to be stuck with this shitty Spider

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>We're going to be stuck with this shitty Spider Man for years now
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I don't even have to look to see if it's real. Three of three votes is not 90% you moron.
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>>93529569
BASED MARVEL WINS AGAIN

also it's at 96% now so update your pic
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>>93529569
It'll be around for at least a couple movies, then it will get rebooted again.

>>93529606
Right now it's at 94% with 19 fresh and 1 rotten.
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>>93529606
Are you legitimately retarded?

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/spider_man_homecoming/
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>>93529606
>American education
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>>93529606
It's 94% because there's literally only one negative review so far. It's an approval percentage
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Also Michael Keaton hasn't starred in a bad movie in years.
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remember this the next time some retard tells you a marvel movie looks bad
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Saw the kid on Graham Norton, seemed like a fun enough guy.
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SONY > MARVEL

PASCAL > FIEGE
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>SURELY MARVEL WILL FAIL THIS TIME
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THEY
JUST
KEEP
WINING
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I really have to wonder when people are just gonna have to give it up and realize that, at least for this decade, Marvel Studios is pretty much unshakable
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>>93529569
>We

Maybe you will, /tv/.
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>>93529838
Yes! Everyone that dislikes Marvel is a /tv/ refugee! Get them OUT!
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I like Tom Holland as Spiderman, he's better than Andrew
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I can already see where this movies gonna go:
>Spidy is still coming off his civli war high
>Think's he's tough shit
>Vulture kicks his shit in
>Tony gets mad
>"Git Gud kid, leave this guy to the pros."
>[teenage angst intensifies]
>takes out small timers and trains
>Takes out vulture
>Tony is mildly impressed
>Allows Spidey to keep NYC protected and covered and be on call for when Infinity War begins.
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we always were
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>>93529849
Oh yeah, forgot about company war faggots too, thanks for reminding me, /v/eddit.
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>>93529912
Good thing that isn't at all how it plays out.
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IT'S NOT FAIR WW WAS SUPPOSE TO BE THE BEST CAPE MOVIE EVER
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>>93529849
>shitty tripfag
>doesn't read comics
>hangs around movie threads
Yeah.
>>>/tv/
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Let's be honest. People were literally shitting on the movie 24/7 here, and apart from some shoddy CGI, nothing looked bad.

Iron Man being in it is not a genuine criticism.
Not-MJ is not a genuine criticism.
"Looking bland", after GotG and Strange, is not a genuine criticism.
/co/ thought it was.
So here we are.
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>>93529964
i saw the movie in 2d and it was shite watch it in 3d goys, good movie though.
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>>93529977
>watch it in 3d goys,
Fuck off Sony.
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>>93529944
>The only movies DChumps have left are JUSTass League and Aquaman
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

seriously just fucking kill yourselves hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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>>93529569
I em not going to watch it either way
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>>93529992
Enjoy your mandatory castration
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>>93529849
Everyone that cares about shit cape movies is a /tv/ refugee. Fuck outta here, tripcunt.
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>>93529993
I am.
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>>93529830
Truly it was a Marvel Age of Movies
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>>93529830
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
*inhale*
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>93529993
I'll watch it twice just for you
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>>93530032
Not Marvel Studios
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>>93530032
>Marvel Studios
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>>93529569
>shitty Spider Man
Stop being assmad, The movie looks great. the SpiderMan looks great. And Mary Jane... Is still a woman, so thats good enough.
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>>93529988
I'm not a shill it really is fucking dogshit in 2D, E3 spidey is much better than what i saw
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>even Sony makes better capemovies than Marvel now
It's over, time to close up shop
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>>93530046
>>93530053
>"Netflix Marvel is canon!"
>"Ironfist has a 17 percent on RT"
>"Does not count!"
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>>93530046
They're literally from MCU, same team overseeing everything is not like DC series that are with another people taking care
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>>93529955
>"WAAAH THEY DONT LIKE MY SHITTY WATERED DIWH CAPESHIT FOR THE MASSES!"
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>>93530059
this is marvel stupid

really it should be
>even Sony makes better capemovies than DC now
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>>93529569
The one before that was crap too, but this is worse.
They could cast anyone in the world, but they chose some kid.
I hate high-school spidey so much, college-age peter is the GOAT
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BUTTHURT SPIDEY FANS EVERY DAY I LOVE IT
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>26 positive 1 rotten

HAAHAHAHAH
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>93530063
>Seriously implying "we" said Netlfix Marvel is canon.
>Not actually checking Rotten Tomatoes and understanding that most of the reviews are sorta biased towards the stupid "Muh IF should be Asian reee etc" controversy
>Not actually watching the series to form your own opinion (because I admit the show has big flaws, but at least it's in the 1st season, now Netflix will force them to do better next time).
>Not being an idort who can both crtitque and applaud both DC, Marvel and Image's comics.

LMAOing at your life so much I won't even give ya a (You).
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IT JUST WON'T STOP GOING UP


RIP DC press S to spit on the grave
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>>93530063
>"Netflix Marvel is canon!"
Personally I've never said that. Unless they show up in movies anyway
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>>93530138
But that's a Sony movie, senpai. :^)
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>>93530138
It's like a reverse BvS

A SECOND ROTTEN REVIEW
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ANOTHER BILLION
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>>93530133
>Not actually checking Rotten Tomatoes and understanding that most of the reviews are sorta biased towards the stupid "Muh IF should be Asian reee etc" controversy
No it's not you tinhat, iron fisted sucked balls
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>all these autistic tears
You guys are never happy, are you?
I'm personally looking forward to watching the movie.
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>>93530138
Now that DC, Fox and Sony all have a great capeshit movie, will Disney follow suit or what?
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>>93530171
>what is The Winter Soldier
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>>93530138
>press S to spit on the grave

S!
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>>93530170
>You guys are never happy, are you?
But I wanted to see it

>>93530171
How butthurt are you right now?
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>DCEU, FOX and SONY all had better movies than Guardian of the Galaxy
LMAO MCU LOST TO LITERALLY EVERYONE
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>>93530192
>But I wanted to see
I should really have said most of you guys are never happy. My apologies, anon.
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>>93530138
>press S
???
isn't it F
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>>93530171

This is the newest DKek tactic? "I-it's really Fox if you think about it..."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I'll wait for Sony to ruin Spider-Man on their own time.
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>all the legitimate negative points raised over the past several months mean nothing now so /tv/ can shitpost about this on every single board they can get away with

Honestly anyone who didn't expect a high score is retarded, Marvel movies get a free pass. Personally it looks worse than the ASM films.
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>>93530212
if you're stupid
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>>93529569
>complaining that something is good
It's like you enjoy being unhappy.
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>>93530032
>most of the reviews complain that he isn't asian or some other SJW nonsense that immediately discredits their opinions
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>>93530228
What kind of free pass
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>>93530228
>>all the legitimate negative points
>a black girl has the name MJ, the bully character is different and it features Iron Man for ten minutes
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>>93530228
>legitimate
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>>93530064
>same team overseeing everything

You're wrong.
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>>93529569
I agree fellow anon.
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That's cool, I'm glad Marvel finally has a movie to compete in the 2017 capebowl, with Logan and Wonder Woman. It's a shame GotG2 was a piece of shit though
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>>93530228
There's no secret sideplot about Peter's parents so it's already doing better in that regard
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>>93530246
Yep.
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>It's a shame GotG2 was a piece of shit though
not even trying
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>>93530246
I still don't trust the MJ crap. None of the reviewers mentioned anything about a surprise character or anything. Hell, one was complaining that Michelle should've been more relevant
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>>93530268
lel those are about as negative points as "Iron Man's suit isn't real"
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>>93530133

>Not actually checking Rotten Tomatoes and understanding that most of the reviews are sorta biased towards the stupid "Muh IF should be Asian reee etc" controversy

Most of the reviews said it was boring, the action was shit and there was no worthwhile arc to get attached to.

>inb4 and they mentioned the whitewashing too

And? You're ignoring the meat of the criticism and focusing on the one thing you decided will discredit the people you don't like.
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>>93530138
SSSSSSSSSSSSPIDER BLOOD
SPIDER BLOOD
RADIOACTIVE SPIDER BLOOD
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>countless shills saying this movie will suck
>movie gets a 94 on rotten tomatoes with the number still rising
Kek
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>>93530245
If it's an MCU film, you have to rate it great. Those are the rules.

>>93530246
>>93530254
>I don't agree or don't even care about the issues raised like the terrible Vulture fight, the buttfucking of established characters, Iron-Man 4, Pete dosn't punch a single person so they're not legit

No wonder the MCU does so well if it's got shiteaters like yourselves protecting it.
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>>93530264
GotG2 is currently number 1 in capebowl 2017
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>>93530307
lol
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>>93529569
Well it clearly isn't a shitty Spider-Man
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>>93530295
Every homecoming thread had those 3 exact same points posted over and over along with peter being Iron man Jr.
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>>93530306
>people who haven't seen the movie have legitimate criticisms
Nope.
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>>93530306

>Pete dosn't punch a single person

Am I the only one that loves this? People complain about Strange's action scenes being glorified melee combat. I think Spidey using just kicks and webs gives the action a fresh touch.
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>>93529964
Al ot of "complaints" boil down to muh posters. Or ironman when he was confirmed to have like sex scenes. Those negroes change their mind as soon as reviews are released to suck that delicious tomatometer or whatever. It's a similar situation to WW that got a lot of shit for coming after 3 turds.
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>>93530325
>highest grossing movie all year
>not number one
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>>93530306
Wow it's amazing how you know everything about a movie without seeing it.
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>>93530281
Just talked to a guy last night who saw a prescreening and he said that Michelle tells a teacher to call her MJ toward the end of the movie.

I have no idea what to think at this point.
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>>93530345
I think that twitter guy was telling people that she isn't Mary Jane, which is true

she's most likely Michelle Jameson
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>>93529569
jesus christ, they must have paid off the critics
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>>93530139
And they won't, nor should they.
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>>93530370
No you fucking tinhat mongoloid
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>>93530325
Financially, it is
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Will assmad comicfags ever stop getting blown the fuck out?

>have no power in the industry
>have no sway over what happens
>not the target audience
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What's gonna happen, peter gets deaged, ultimate peter takes over 616 or peter dies and miles takes over
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>>93530370
Pascal BJs bro.
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>>93530370
THAT'S THE ONLY EXPLANATION

I MEAN IT CAN'T BE THAT IT'S A GREAT MOVIE LIKE EVERY OTHER MARVEL MOVIE MARVEL MADE IT CAN ONLY BE THAT CRITICS ARE BEING BRIBED
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>>93530362
Which is still a problem in and of itself.
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>>93530345
The story keeps changing. Michelle James, Michelle Johnson, Michelle Jameson, she tells it to Peter, she tells it to the teacher... now some are just giving up and saying she mentions the MJ nickname without even explaining the J
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>>93530063
This is the intelligence level of /tv/ posters, everybody.
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>>93530419
>FUCKING SHILLS REEEEEEEEEE
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>>93530423
Why, because it isn't the comics? The movies aren't adaptations and don't have to respect the source material at all
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This is just...not fair!
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>>93530328
>>93530344
>news about the film is shit
>previews about the film is shit
>trailers about the film is shit
>HOW CAN YOU KNOW IT'S BAD?

How do you know a gunshot would hurt unless you try shooting yourself? you should do it now and find out for us.
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>>93530370
Kek. Like fucking clockwork
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>>93530241
>thinks all critics are sjw
>didn't even read the reviews
>still believe that a kung fu series with shitty choreography and overused "billionaire orphan" trope is worthy anything more than a rotten score

Enjoy your shitty arrow rip off
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>>93530442
>news about the film is shit
>previews about the film is shit
>trailers about the film is shit
None of this is true though
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is it good or "good" like GTA4 and The Dark Knight Rises that critics praised by obligation?
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>>93530345
Probably there's some confusion because people are sperging saying she's mary jane when she might be michelle jameson. Cast black JJ, /co/.
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>>93530485
Hannibal Burress or Terry Crews.
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>>93530467
>I don't agree so it's not true

Well that's because you've got terrible taste anon. I mean so terrible you probably still buy Spider-Man comics and praise Slott.
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>>93530485
Terry Crews or Dave Chapelle
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>>93530501
So you're admitting that it's just your shitty opinion? You've been treating it like fact.
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>>93530485
Terry Crews
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Dear god, a good movie. How horrible.
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>>93530362
>Michelle Jameson

I do like the idea of straight-laced conservative J. Jonah Jameson having a quirky liberal daughter that likes Spider-Man as well as Peter dating his angry boss' daughter.
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>>93530520
Just like you are? dismissing everything because you plan on seeing the film?
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>>93530479
good like every other marvel movie
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>>93530428
>point out your hypocrisy
>T-Teeevee!
fuck off.
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>>93530435
>The movies aren't adaptations
>adaptations
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>>93530485
Terry crews or Terry Crews
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>>93530546
If you think Iron Fist was made by Marvel Studios "because it's canon", you are a retard.
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>>93530485
And then what happens if Mary Jane is introduced later? We have two MJs?
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>>93530329
>Am I the only one that loves this?
Yeah you are.
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>>93530500
>>93530506
>>93530523
>>93530552
This. Seriously Crews is awesome for this.
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>>93530329
I'm in the neutral faction.
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>>93529964
I like how you avoided the Flash Thompson and Not-Ganke complaints because those are in fact genuine criticisms that you agree with so they ruin your argument.
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>>93530534
This line of argument clearly isn't going anywhere. I'm going to explain why your criticisms are stupid.

>the terrible Vulture fight
You saw three seconds of it
>the buttfucking of established characters
MJ being black and Flash being a nerd are not legitimate criticisms. It doesn't affect the quality of the movie.
>Iron-Man 4
The movie is about Iron Man because he was in the trailer? Moron.
>Pete dosn't punch a single person
Not a legitimate criticism.
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>>93530427
This is going to haunt me, till I see the movie myself. This is the only spoiler I actually care about.
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>>93530500
>Hannibal Burress
He's confirmed to be the gym teacher.
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>>93530419
Well yeah. Have you seen the Thor movies?
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>>93530563
That never stopped the dipshits from claiming it was canon before. It wasn't until Ironfist ">Marvel Studios" was a convenient scapegoat. It's like watching a kid distance themselves from their less fortunate sibling by saying "we're not related. i swear!"
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>>93530370
Sure. Having three consecutive Spider stinkers in mind going into a movie that does it all differently surely doesn’t make people like it, nor do likeable characters, a relatable plot or having a hero movie that stands out from its peers. Has to be money.
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MICHELLE ISN'T MARY JANE WATSON

SHE'S CALLED "MJ" AS A WINK WINK, SHE IS MOST LIKELY MICHELLE JAMESON BECAUSE HER LAST NAME IS STILL A SECRET
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>>93530551
I think you might want to have a look a dictionary, anon.
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>>93530419
Hulk flopped hard pleb, keep your denial
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>>93529569
>>We're going to be stuck with this shitty Spider Man for years now

Look at this fool. It's very accurate to the comics, brah. With Spidey's cybernetic suit with black tacticool lines, black girlfriends, fat Asian nerd and poo in loo Flash.
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>This will be mcu's first flop
>But anon, it had RDJ
>N-no I meant critical
Seriously? after a decade and when they've managed to make bank and get praised for Ant-man and fucking Guardians? I don't even.
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>>93530687
>It's very accurate to the comics

You mean the ones where Peter's last girlfriends are a midget and an asian girl, and he's rich and has a supersuit with a flying car? Those comics?
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>>93530629
>MJ being black and Flash being a nerd are not legitimate criticisms
If they make a movie about an established franchise with established characters, then use what is established don't change it.
>The movie is about Iron Man because he was in the trailer? Moron.
And he appears twice on the poster. Don't forget he's been in every single piece of Homecoming shit since the reveal.
>Not a legitimate criticism.
Let's remove the guns from Deadpool, the claws from Wolverine, the dick from your butt

it's all wrong you see? this is a Spider-Man movie made by people who have never read a single comic.
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>>93530629
>MJ being black and Flash being a nerd are not legitimate criticisms.
Supporting cast changes have been legitimate criticism since the dawn of serialized media. When a change is made to characters that are consistently represented a specific way, its natural for fans to get upset and criticize accordingly.
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>Michelle having the initials MJ means she's Mary Jane
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>>93529993
This. I watched the Amazing Spiderman for FREE and still regretted it. This movie? I have no desire to waste the time on it. Vulture was the only thing I was interested in.
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>>93530672
She is Vultures daughter. It was confirmed.

Buuuuuuuuuuuut
>tfw her name is Morales
>tfw we get a black Miles girl as love interest
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>>93530701
DChumps are pathetic what else is new
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>>93530701
Yes goy all of Disney's Marvel movies are top notch, just like all their new Star Wars movies. It's good because the critics say it's good!
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>>93530651
You are actually retarded, aren't you? I'll try to explain in a way that even you can understand.

Marvel Studios is a movie studio that makes the Marvel movies.

Iron Fist, and the otherravel tv shows, are made by Marvel Television and ABC studios. Not Marvel Studios.

"Canon" is not relevant at all. Iron Fist was not made by Marvel Studios. If Iron Fist is canon, that does not automatically mean it was made by Marvel Studios. It was not.
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>>93530731
>Introduce a character whose initials are MJ
>Implying they will introduce another MJ along with the first one
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>>93530753
It's a generalization. Whatever is good and whatever is bad is entirely up to the viewer.
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>>93530763
Oscorp isn't even a thing in New York, they're obviously setting shit up for more Spidey things to appear. You really think they won't have a MJ/MJ/Spidey love triangle?
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>>93530737
Why would she not get the initials MIT then?
Peter trying to get into dat MIT could be a running gag.
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>>93530737
One change making Michelle a better character than Miles. Snarky Web Slinging Mulatto Butts
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>>93529569
>calls it shitty without even seeing it, when so far it has good reviews

cry more Snyderfag
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>>93529569
>We're going to be stuck with /pol/ bitching about this Spider-Man for years
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>people who have seen it give it good reviews

>people who haven't give it bad reviews because it's not comic accurate

Why would anyone care about the opinions of the latter?
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>>93530789
You mean her apparently having a personality?
Yes, that would be one hell of a + there.
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>>93530712
>And he appears twice on the poster. Don't forget he's been in every single piece of Homecoming shit since the reveal.
This was the most predictable thing ever and I'm surprised so many people have been confused by it. They needed to push the "this is MCU Spider-man" in the marketing as hard as possible for the normies that still don't get it even after Civil War and to help bring back enthusiasm for the franchise to those same people who have been burned out. It's always been clear that they were pushing Tony way harder than he was actually due to appear.
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>>93530808
Because this wouldn't exist without the comics you hate
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>>93530761
>"Canon" is not relevant at all.
Until it became a smear on Marvel's streak...
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>>93530714

>Supporting cast changes have been legitimate criticism since the dawn of serialized media

They've NEVER been a legitimate criticism.

Adaptations are judged as movies. They HAVE to be. You don't get a special set of critic rules to open when it's an adaptation.

> When a change is made to characters that are consistently represented a specific way, its natural for fans to get upset and criticize accordingly.

Of course it's natural, I'm not saying fans don't have the right to be mad. I'm saying it's utterly irrelevant when it comes to the actual critics, and claiming they're wrong because they don't have fanboys bias is absurd.
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>>93530677
>flopped
I don't think you know what that word actually means.
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>>93530806
Just wait until Black Panther, buddy. The /pol/posting will be much worse then.
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>>93530761
"Canon" implies that all these stories take place in the same world, regardless of what studio is producing the work. If both are connected, then the best that Marvel Studios can produce is only as good as what ABC has done.
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>>93530712
>>93530714
"It's different from the comics" is not a legitimate criticism because it has no bearing on the quality of the movie itself. Why do you even care, it's not like you read comics.

Of course RDJ is on the poster, he's a moneymaker. That doesn't mean the movie is about him. You can't say this without having seen the movie first.
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>>93529755
The only people that still buy their movies look like this spider man.
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>>93530844
>Didn't even made 2 times the production bugget plus all the propaganda
fucking flopped
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Fuck off /tv/
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>>93530704
>cites newborn things from sjw Marvel era comics instead of the 50+ years of established traits
Come on, you know better.
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>>93530831
Also it's actually a point in the movie that Peter finds he doesn't need Stark all the time and his shit gets in the way.
So the impression of Stark being in the way is just what the movie wants you to have going in.
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>>93530701
Based Ñoño poster
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>>93530850
???????
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>>93530849
Naaah, Black Panther will bomb hard.
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>>93530841
>They've NEVER been a legitimate criticism.
Yes they are. When cast members on a tv show are unceremoniously replaced by different characters or even different actors, without reason, fans are allowed to complain. These are valid feelings just as much as "fun" is a valid criticism for professional critics.

When a movie casting replaces an established race with another race for no reason other than to superficially diversify a film, fans are allowed to complain. These too are valid feelings.

>Adaptations are judged as movies. They HAVE to be. You don't get a special set of critic rules to open when it's an adaptation.
Adaptations only exist because of their source material. This is not the same as an original property that is created from a vacuum.

Adaptations therefore must be judged on two fronts: their respect for the source material which is the reason why the movie exists in the first place, and the merits of the film itself.
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>>93530944
Every. Fucking. Time.
Dude, how many do they need till you give up? At their worst they are okay movies.
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>>93530944
The same way this movie is going to bomb?
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>>93530944
Alright dcuck just like how the last marvel movies have """""bombed"""""
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>>93530858
>it's not like you read comics.
Gotta love the presumption and pretentiousness of Disney drones.
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>>93529569
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>>93530916
Not an argument
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>>93530849
The mistake they're making with Black Panther is making it racially charged. The director is a BLM supporter and even the trailer set up things like "there will only be the conquerors (shows white villains) "and the conquered" (shows black main characters) to flare up anger over slavery 200 years after it was ended. In Civil War, BP was just a normal superhero alongside the others. That's how you do it. You don't inject anger and make it about pitting people against each other because of skin color, but that seems to be the direction they're going with it. I don't expect it to do well because of that. Why alienate half your audience and then bank on enough black supremacists and virtue-signaling racist white liberals going to see it to make up the difference?
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>>93530988
Not him, but blacky mcblack movie is different than a spidey movie.
China.
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Do you think they look cute together, /co/?
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>>93530806
Wait till he gets killed off for a black one.
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>>93530850
What the heck are you talking about, the main villain is black
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>>93530973

>When a movie casting replaces an established race with another race for no reason other than to superficially diversify a film, fans are allowed to complain. These too are valid feelings.

Of course they're allowed to complain, it's a free country. That doesn't mean they deserve respect or recognition.

>Adaptations only exist because of their source material. This is not the same as an original property that is created from a vacuum.

That has nothing to do with its qualities as a movie.
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>>93530485
Morgan Freeman :^)
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>>93530070
Try harder bitch. It is going to do awesome. Regardless of faggots like you whining about it before even seeing it. As if fucking 4chan and /co/ actually matter. No one cares what a group of whiny bitches who hide behind being anon thinks, at all.
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STEP ASIDE WONDER WOMAN
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>>93530778
No, they won't.
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>>93530877
>didn't instantly make a billion buckeroos!
>FLOPPED!
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>>93531088
Meant to quote >>93531056
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>>93529569
>>93529755
>>93530138
The only thing that matters is the mean of 7.8. It's in the average for a Marvel movie. It's not bad but probably not that good either, mostly forgettable like a lot of Marvel movies.
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>>93530064
Nope, movies ran by Feige tvs ran by the comic division and Loeb.
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>>93531056
What the fuck are you even talking about? Literally none of that racial garbage is in the Black Panther trailer.
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>>93529569
How bad is the movie really?
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>>93531253
>bad
kek.
It's over, man. Only spider-man 1 and 2 are better.
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>>93529569
>entire cast cast blackwashed to get SJW points
FUCK TUMBLR
FUCK NU-MARVEL
FUCK MKEKS
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Apparently Holland made most of the stunts himself, he trained for years as a dancer or something

That's cool
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>>93531270
That doesn't really answer my question.
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>>93531270
>Only spider-man 1 and 2 are better
>implying these movies are even good at all.

Please take off your nostalgia goggles.
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>>93531291
It's currently 3% bad, friendo
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>>93529569
co stands for contrarian
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While noone's watching I'm claiming this Liz first.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzo5L0wG7mw
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>>93531311
That's not how Rotten Tomatoes works, idiot.
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>>93531280
Ballet and gymnast
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>>93531332

/v/indicative
/co/ntrarians
/a/ssholes
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>>93531070
Feige always looks uncomfortable around her. In sure he hates her
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How is /tv/ reacting to this? I would go on there myself, but I don't really like /tv/.
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>>93531293
>Nostalgia Goggles
>Two of the best superhero films ever
Underage bait
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First MCU rotten will be Howard (2030)
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>>93531056
Also hip hop when it has nothing in common with African music

Should have gotten Ladysmith Black Mambazo or something
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Can't wait for the RLM review.
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>>93531475
>I'm sure he hates her

How could you not?

Actually, often in interviews Feige strikes me as the one true sane sane suit in Hollywood, surrounded by these moronic narcissist execs who are completely detached from reality. It kind of explains that slight worried look he had in his eyes all the time--dude's gotta be constantly vigilant to deal with their shittery.
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>endless whining about Homecoming and Wonder Woman
>both do great
It gives me endless pleasure to see you faggots get BTFO over and over again. Especially /tv/.
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>>93531484
we've pretty much taken back /tv/ so it's a lot like this with a few whining DChumps but most celebrating another based marvel win
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>>93531484
>>93531580
It's the fucKing same reaction and shitposting
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>>93531580
Who is this "we", kemosabe?
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>>93531575
>Wonder Woman
>do great
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>>93531515
>Two of the best superhero films ever
When was the last time you watched them? They have aged like milk.

Hell, just the fragmented narrative of the first movie alone is enough to call it shit.

And that's not even looking at the shit CGI, the poor performances and how script completely craps on the entire cast of characters.

>B-b-but SM2 is a godsend!
Yeah, it was fantastic when they stripped away everything that made Dock Ock identifiably "Dock Ock" and had the guy get brain washed by his evil mechanical arms, right? Nothing says "Dock Ock" like an evil AI, amirite?
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>>93531610
Batista should have gotten stage 4 cancer instead of Robbie Rotten
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>>93531484
The latest shitposting tactic is to paint this as a Sony victory which means "the mouse" will struggle to keep up
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>>93531610
>biggest solo origin movie from both DCEU and MCU
>not great
700 million by sunday bitch, MCUcks in fully denial
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>>93531665
But it's true that all the ticket money goes to Sony

If you want to support Disney just buy the merchandise
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>>93531064
This. I have written >>93530944 It's not that I'm against Marvel, free not to believe it, but I think Black Panther does not have the same popularity as Spider-man in China and Europe.

Spider-man will reach the billion easy.
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>>93531601
People with brains and good taste

Obviously that wouldn't include you
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>>93531670
samefag
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>>93530850
>If both are connected, then the best that Marvel Studios can produce is only as good as what ABC has done.
That's just untrue, and a really stupid thing to say.
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>>93531685
China doesn't like the black devils except for maybe Will Smith
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>>93531685
>but I think Black Panther does not have the same popularity as Spider-man in China and Europe.
>but I think Iron Man does not have the same popularity as Spider-man in China and Europe.
>but I think Captain America does not have the same popularity as Spider-man in China and Europe
>but I think Thor does not have the same popularity as Spider-man in China and Europe.
>but I think Ant Man does not have the same popularity as Spider-man in China and Europe.
>but I think Guardians of the Galaxy does not have the same popularity as Spider-man in China and Europe.
>but I think Mister Doctor does not have the same popularity as Spider-man in China and Europe.
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>>93529569

>Sony teams up with Marvel Studios
>finally makes a decent superhero film
>DC apes Captain America: First Avenger
>finally makes a decent superhero film

Fox collaboration with Marvel Studios W H E N
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>>93531738
None of the others are black
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>>93531738

Well he's right about Black Panther specifically because Chinese people literally do not like to look at black people.
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>>93531056
Where exactly do you see anything like what you're describing in the trailer?
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>>93531738
I'm from HK.
Marvel will be glad if Black Panther stay 3 weeks in theater here.
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>>93531738
thor,Captain america,Ant man box offices were pathetic,Iron man was never obscure(most popular character in mvc)

Also they are all more known than black batman worldwide
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>>93531753
Fox is very hit and miss. They could collaborate with Marvel, but they seem to be doing okay with Deadpool and Logan.
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>>93531759
TFA flopped there too not only because of the black guy but also due to the idiot villain violating filial piety

Confucius says I can't be dealing with this shit
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>>93531798
What HK opinion about Deadpool? Did it ever get to the HK Cinema somehow? No malice, I'm ignorant of these things.
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>>93531839

Yeah but we could get a decent Fantastic Four movie, maybe.
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>>93531845
>TFA flopped there too

Anon, it does not matter. TFA printed enough money anyway.
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>>93529569
When did /co/ get infested with niggers from /tv/?
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>>93531935
The rest of the world is a mistake
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>>93531935

I think too much emphasis is put on money anyways. All I want is a good movie. Fant4stic and the new Ghostbusters could have made all the money in the world in another timeline, but they still wouldn't have been good movies I'd want to watch.
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>>93531753
>DC apes Captain America: First Avenger
>finally makes a decent superhero film
>"She has a shield and is set during a WW therefore it's a CA rip off!"
can't be, WW was good and didn't try to wink at how silly it was which is something Cap and most MCU stuff seem to never stop doing.
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>>93531753
>DC apes Captain America: First Avenger
and all MCU movies ripped of Donner's Superman. Consider us even.
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>>93530362
>Michelle Jameson
>J Johan is indeed played by Terry Crews
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>>93530738
I have yet to see a GOOD marvel movie
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>>93530528
Basically it be like that part in 22 Jump Street.
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>>93529628
>>93529644
He's saying OP's edit is not possible because it lists:
>3 reviews
>3 fresh
>0 rotten

That's 100 percent.
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>>93532028
I NEVER KNEW I WANTED THIS SO MUCH.
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IT'S GOING DOWN!
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>>93530171

I liked Big Hero 6
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>>93531845
No, TFA flopped because the Chinese don't care about Star Wars.
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>>93532610
Why are you lying
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>>93532780
it went from 97 to 92
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>>93532780
it did go down relative to its peak of 97% earlier today.

anyway it doesn't matter, tomatometer is a meme rating, you should ignore it in all cases.
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>>93532766
I know you're joking, but it wouldn't surprise me if /co/ considered $2 billion gross to be a flop.
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Reminder to hide MCU threads.
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>>93529775
Fuck off name homosexual.
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>>93531957

/co/ gave birth to /tv/, this is the retribution
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>>93532802
>>93532780
and it will definitely be a 91 when that black critic reviews it.
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>>93529569
Is Mary Jane really black?
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>>93532948
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>>93532000
>DC fans are still in denial
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>>93532000
Oh yeah, Captain America, the notoriously self-deprecating silly franchise
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I feel even more sorry for the kids who will now want to read the current Spidey comic.
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>tfw the theater I'm watching the movie at serves pizza
>tfw pizza time

Can't wait for next Friday
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At least he is not black.
Right?
Never cared for spider man much at all
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>before Marvel got Spidey "Sony is awful, give it to Marvel!"
>after Marvel gets it, "Based Marvel!"
>after seeing the promo material, "I-it's Sony's fault! It must be!"
>after the movie is out, "Sony had nothing to do with it! Based Marvel!"
Not that I didn't know already, but damn /co/ is fucking stupid. Still, been a hell of a ride watching you guys.
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Why are people surprised by this?
We all know what it'd be. An average family-friendly action flick with silly jokes here and there. That's what it was supposed to be.
And that's bad. Honestly, it's an acceptable way to burn 2 hours with friends.
It's not going to blow your mind, but do you need it to?
Why would you need it to?
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>>93533522
*And that's not bad.
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>>93533413
>being so salty you have to invent a narrative on the spot to cover for your own disappointment

Snyderfags, when will they learn?
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>>93533578
I'm just saying that watching /co/ respond to Homecoming has been quite a show. Probably better than the movie, which I have no intent on seeing anyway.
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>>93529569
Don't care.

Won't support Black Mary Jane.

Ain't gonna do it.
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>>93529569
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>>93529644
>europoor education
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>>93531910
Honestly I'm okay with Fox keeping the X-men separate from the MCU but I really wish they'd give the Fantastic Four rights back to Marvel, if only for Dr. Doom and Galactus
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>>93531056
Nigga shut the fuck up and just watch the movie.
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MARVEL CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!!
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>>93534163
>MARVEL
>not MCU

You gotta specify because on other mediums they aren't.
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>>93534200
That's right you keep that goal post moving.
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>>93529569
The sad thing is that Tom Holland isn't a bad fit for the role and the costume looks great. On a superficial level, this is a great Spider-Man. Too bad about the actual movie being shit though.
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>>93534289
Then how come people are saying it isn't a shit movie?
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>>93534242
Sorry, was just really jaded reading the recent issue of America.
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>>93534308
Breaking news people have shit taste, especially "critics"!
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>>93534335
Taste is subjective though. And the majority are saying it's good from their perspective.
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This movie is gonna SLAY!!
Deal with it faggots, now bow down to your queen!
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>>93531785
https://youtu.be/dxWvtMOGAhw?t=72
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>>93530298
>Most of the reviews said it was boring, the action was shit and there was no worthwhile arc to get attached to.
Then again, most reviewers got to watch just the first half of the season to write reviews of the series, and indeed that was the relatively boring and devoid of action part.

That being said, Brother Ward was the more interesting character.
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BASED SPIDER-DUTCH BTFOING EVERYONE ELSE!
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