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Are there any superheroes that were purposely trained wrong as a joke?

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Are there any superheroes that were purposely trained wrong as a joke?
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>>93528145
>posting Kung Pow
you know what you need to do now...
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>>93528145
Alright, you know the rules.
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>>93528145
Hal Jordan
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>>93528145
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>>93528145
but no superhero can take his Face to Foot style.
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I want TEN unique replies to this post and I'll stream it
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Okay.
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>>93528446

No takebacks
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>>93528327
He is bleeding, making him the victor.
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>>93528446
I could watch it.
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>>93528145
Is this movie good?
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>>93528446
Someone has to.
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>>93528446
too late?
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>>93528446

STREAM IT ALREADY FAGGOT
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>>93528446
Stream that movie, if you're so great.
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>>93528655
No. People like it because it's bad.
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>>93528446
I implore (You)
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>>93528446
doitdoitdoitdoitdoit
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>>93528446
Sure thing pal :^)
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>>93528446
DO IT FAGET
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>>93528446
streamin a film...streamin a film....on top of a waterfallllll streamin a film...
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>>93528655
It's awful, but in a self-aware and (mostly) entertaining way.
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>>93528446
come on, mang
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>>93528446
Do it already
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>>93528655
In an abstract sort of way
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>>93528655
It's garbage and there are better kung fu parody movies out there.
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>>93528655
It's purposely made bad, as a joke.
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>>93529038
Of course, but if it wasn't so bad it wouldn't be a big meme.
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>>93528493 >>93528647 >>93528657 >>93528691 >>93528697 >>93528716 >>93528726 >>93528728 >>93528732 >>93528742 >>93528750 >>93528829 >>93528992

wew, didn't think I would actually get this many replies

see pic for link, we start in 5
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>>93529192
Starting
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>>93529192
Get in here faggots.
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>>93528446
Stream it, if you're so great.
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>>93529290
>>93529192
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>>93528446
do it faggot
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>>93528145
EMPOWERED
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>>93528145
does sky high's hero/sidekick system count as trained wrong?

basically they judge your ability if they think it's frontline or support role then they focus on that instead of maximizing the strengths of your power.
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>>93528220
What?
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>>93528220
Open... Da mouth!
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>>93528145
Stream that movie if you're so great
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>>93531310
He already did nigga.
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>>93528145
i remember there use to be a 24/7 live stream channel that only showed kung pow over and over.

kek
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>>93528220
Eeny, meenie, minie, moe

I wonder where

my glove will go
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>>93528294
Iron Fist became 200% more enjoyable with this quote being canon.
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>>93528145
>Hero purposely trained with flaw/weakness so your former master can betray/kill you
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>>93533127
I have a wound there.
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>>93533864
fox princess best girl
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>>93534329
>not going for the threesome ending

Still the only non-porn game where that's even possible, as far as i know.
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>>93533864
Man that was such a great twist
What happened to Bioware writing man
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>>93535158
>What happened to Bioware writing man
Unless you were hired when the company was founded there is zero chance for advancement. Lots of weird politics, nepotism and unfathomable decision making. Management is clueless about building anyones careers but their own. Production always seems like its their first project ever. Get in, get a credit and get out. Innovation is rejected from a place of jealousy and insecurity as the old guard (the 1%) are easily threatened. Best way to get a new idea in is to 'Inception' it into their brains so they can think they had it
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>>93528145

The rules must be followed
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>>93535765
They were.

Read the thread.
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>>93535158
What was about to happen hit me only a second before he did and it was beautiful.
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>>93528145
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>>93535158
Their forums got overrun with sjw's, lesbians and a shitload of feminists. This is no joke, going there during the early days of ME2, 3, DA2 and Inquisition was such a shitty experience that you probably would find a lot better discussion on /v/ or fucking Gamespot. It was a cesspool of trigger warnings. Those cunts would literally advocate for every character to be lgbt, that there should be at least 2 "ethnic" characters and that the game should not be as dark as DA:O was (with the broodmother and shit). The people that actually wanted to have a better experience used to do threads about learning from other games and actually had nice chats with the developers, but for most part they were a very small minority in a sea of utter shit.

You could see that the company was also degrading when you read some of the declarations of the creative team regarding the plot (limited choices, lack of a dark atmosphere and reducing the "creepy" side of the history in favor of a more lighter safe space, so the gamers don't get triggered, AGAIN i am not making this shit up), then you get shit like nepotism and backstabbing of the higher positions, idea stealing, etc.

Only a few writers at Bioware were worth a damn, one of them actually called Casey Hudson out on all bullshit he pulled during ME3, not sure Weekes is still there but m8 was a treasure.
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>>93536009
>Their forums got overrun with sjw's, lesbians and a shitload of feminists.

I'm not going to listen to a fourteen year old /pol/tard who thinks he knows how a business is run.
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>>93536053
Ok.
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>>93536009
Listening to consumers is almost always a mistake in regards to anything creative.
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>>93528446
I want an actual fucking stream and not that stupid fucking webm.
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>>93536291
Too late, pal. It was already streamed.

>>93529192
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>>93528446
STREAM THAT FILM IF YOU'RE SO GREAT
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>>93536009

>YES, IT WAS THE FANS WHO TURNED BIOWARE GAMES INTO GAMES WITH LIBERAL THEMES

>implying there wasn't an entire race of alien pansexuals created for ME1
>implying Bioware didn't make the first lesbian SW character, who is admittedly non-canon now
>implying the theme and canon route of every single one of their games isn't pulling together, despite your differences, to achieve a shared common good
>implying they haven't made every single character with a stereotypically gay haircut/look i.e. Jack/Harper extremely straight
>implying their gay characters aren't pretty normal as hell
>implying the trust authority/humanity route isn't heavily punished in all of their games, with the best alien characters of each game inevitably coming to murder you
>implying the creepy sections of gameplay/lore weren't extremely loved, albeit for the inevitable sections of infinitely spawning enemies if you don't move your ass like some sort of idiot who plays Vanguard
>implying the limited choices wasn't inevitable when you chain three continuous savefiles together
>implying that ME3 wasn't fucked the moment they realised they couldn't finish the dark energy plot, because they didn't know how

>implying that not everybody loves Weekes and dislikes Hudson

The fuck are you smoking?
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>>93528655
It can be hilarious, but partially because its so bad. Intentionally so.

The best parts are when they used footage from old kung fu movies that are redubbed. The original footage stuff is generally less amusing.

Its honestly impressive how seamlessly they put the lead guy into the old footage.
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>>93536942
And it was only DAI that turned dragon age from a lower fantasy to high fantasy. DA2 was still pretty low fantasy. Comparatively
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>>93528294
>>93533359

Too bad that in reality he was just a lazy son of a bitch who abandoned everyone
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>>93528145

Fuck you, asshole. There's a Johnny Bravo episode of this shit.
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>>93537433

Fuck you, shitbag.
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>>93537732
What?
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>>93528145

If I learn to shoot a gun, how much training will that take?
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>>93528446
You better
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