Post silly covers

That's not a cover, it's a parody image.

>>93499628

That's not real

>>93500254
I love this cover.

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If anyone was around for the X-Statix storytime, you know how heavy this issue got.

>>93500401
Heh. Heavy.

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>>93499628
I wish there were more silly covers like these nowdays.

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>>93500420

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>>93500464
>You will never go to Hawaii with Frank

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>>93500496
An a known favorite

>>93500315
He never said it was

>>93500420
One of the best of all time.

>>93500666

And here's Satan with his blatant false-advertising cover.

>>93500765
What voodoo did the brew do?

>>93500765
Did the witch become a gorilla?
It's printed by DC in the Silver Age, so I am assuming the witch became a gorilla.

>>93500797
>Robin: "What about our no killing policy Batman?!"
>Batman: "Sorry Robin, I can't hear you over the sound of all these new corpses!"

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My favorite

>>93500747
>Go, Superman Statue. Go out a fly to the extreme!

>>93501099

Such a wonderful series. Great that DC is giving it an omnibus.

>>93501049
>that feel when you're turning into a puppet.

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>and one of us will be by once a week to change the newspaper under your cage.

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>>93501748

>>93500420
I forget if he brings back the jetski, or returns a stolen vehicle from the drug dealers of equal or greater value. Eitherway, Frank's a good customer.

>>93500705

The shit that Dick had to put up with.

>>93501440
Hardcore

>>93500747

>Go! Live the life I never could!

>>93501440
Luthor may have gone too far in a few places.

>>93501099
Two-face's cousin?

>>93501440
Is this a Jojo reference?

>>93500254
it was great seeing this cover get recreated in tbatb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OlAXF3_KG0

>>93501077
Mine too

>>93502055
>Superman having the hots for people with two Ls
>Lana Lang
>Lois Lane
>Lex Luthor

>>93502492
Don't forget Lena Luthor.

>>93501099
Super Skrull?

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>>93500254
>red

>>93502612
Animal Vegetable Mineral Man
Just rolls right off the tongue

>>93500705
typically you don't do this in an actual cemetery

>>93501077
this fucking happened twice.

>>93501748
Who rule Bartertown?

>>93502644
Idk man. Making a dude dig his own grace in a cemetery seams like a very religious aesthetic but makes a wicked display of power.

>>93501049
>we are all puppets
>I'm just a puppet who can see the strings

>>93500765
This is fuck awesome.

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This one always needs to be posted on these threads.

>>93501984
No, it's a JL8 reference.

>>93501280
Food, water, books, eternal solitude?
I'd betray the Legion too.

>>93501903
>That's like number seven. Wait till Wally hears about this.

>>93501099
I love crazy powers like this, but hate it when they're given to uncreative people. Or written by uncreative people.

>>93503033
They kinda missed an opportunity with "Death by lethal injection"

>>93500200
Wyoming Kid?

>>93503118
I almost posted that one.

>>93503172

Yes, he has all the powers of the State of Wyoming.

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>>93502946
Fucking hippies

>>93503230
So like.

He's just a cowboy? Who gets to hang out with Batman and Superman? Wyoming is a horrible state though! it dissent even really exist!

>>93503230
>"That two-fisted fighting star of the west!"

As opposed to the four-fisted one?

>>93500797
Replace Robin with Superman and it's BvS

>>93503244
>He's just a cowboy?

Cowboy comics were a real big thing, once.

>>93503285
>"""""Captain Strong"""""

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>>93503302
He eats space-seaweed or something.

And now...Sean Connery!

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>>93500798
That evil-do that I do-do

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>>93503371

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>>93503379

>>93500798
I feel like this is a reference, but for the life of me I can't think of what.

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>>93501903
>Not "Batman and Robin Williams"

>>93503406
The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer.

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>>93503430

>>93503448
Thanks. That looks like where it's originally from, but I remembered it from Labyrinth's Magic Dance song.

>>93501903
Does he go back 4 minutes into the past?

>>93503430
>Crimebuster meets Tumblr

>>93503371
Man I'd love to seen an /ss/ version of this with a pinup style devil-girl shadow

>>93503457
>All right, then I'll settle for that mermaid.

>>93502981
There's just no justification for this that I can think of.

WAIT- they're both imposters and he's fucking with them.

>>93503603
I'd settle for a /gs/ version where we actually see him jumping on the Devil's demonic cock

>>93503548
Diana wha-
Plain spaghetti noodles in a taco served with hot coffee?

The fuck are you doing there?

>>93503326
That popeye spuff comic it's actually good and that character make it into the powergirl comic.

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>>93503737
Bolland it's a great cover artist but his wonder woman covers are just plain weird.

>>93503798
I am a huge fan of Cap'n Strong and Vartox.

>>93503872
This one's a parody

>>93503118
Man, I hope Jurgens or Tomasi references this someday

>>93503326
Zardoz !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>93504277
Yup.

>>93505583
tfw too smart to fast

>>93500401

>If anyone was around for the X-Statix storytime

bitch please, I read this when it came out

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Golden age´s Injustice.

>>93505613
My fetish.

>>93503265
is he fucking the seal?

>>93502058
god that sounds like wolverine

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Kicking spidey's ass: now you're thinking with portals

I fucking love the spot.

>>93506504
I never got it, why was Spiderman's face on the lower corner of any Marvel cover? To point out the company?

>>93506654
i remember watching a video about it

that place is where the barcode used to be but because the way comics used to be sold to stores changed that little space was left blank so artist decided to use it to doodle some stuff most of the time just the spiderman face but i have seen some exaples where the artist basically draws something of the same quality as the cover in that little space just for fun

>>93503430
It looks more like a woman with serious burns on the right side of her face.

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>>93507377

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>>93507397

>>93500453
Are those nipples on his suit?

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>>93507413

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>>93507449

>>93505613
>written by Tom Preston

>>93505879
>tfw no modern retelling/adaptation of this classic tale
Fug

>>93500666
He's got a point

>>93500496
oh, I'm fairly sure they used that pose as a reference in the Capcom arcade game, on the character selection screen.

>>93505657
Don'e trikes have solid wheels?

>>93507377

If Torch, Cap, and Subby were so big, why didn't Hitler just surrender?

>>93503281
**yawwwwn**

>>93507413
fuckin animorphs

>>93500772
Im gonna go out on a limb and guess that they melted.

>>93500200
>and this is why you don't skip leg day, Robin

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Thought the apes were over, dincha?

>>93509637
>NOT CLICKBAIT

>>93509625
But they are both girls!

>>93509318
Pikmin?

>>93503846
I wonder how far something like this could get to print with Letterers and stuff actually just putting "A GOOD LINE HERE" in that space.

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The Boys had a lot of silly covers.

>>93509637
That's actually a really cool looking villain, who is that guy?

>>93502946
Barry Gibb can actually do that in real life.

>>93509637

It's a robot mummy. The red globe gives off a red light that weakens Superman.

>>93501135
I will. Thank you father.

>>93510486
>cowboys vs nazis in space
sign me up

>>93501135
this made me kek way too hard.

>>93500797
I love these.

>>93500254
This is cannon now btw. Or at least Superman remembers it.

>>93502492
Also Lori Lemaris (the mermaid).

>>93505666
How do you know what that feels like?

>>93503677
The skull and bones behind Superman suggest that he "messes with" a lot of "impersonators" out there.

>>93501984
Everything is a jojo reference. Theres a religious sect in the Himalayas that claim god created the universe as an homage to JoJo

I need more Superdick covers. They never cease to amaze me

>>93502644
Why not? Where's a better place to bury a body? Where's a better place to hide a grain of sand than in the desert?

>>93501440
This is my new favorite

>>93501440
>"I've turned the Justice League into little boys!"
>"You fiend! What's your plan!?"
>"...did I mentioned that I turned them into very sexy little boys?"

>>93501903
>"That's the fifth Robin I've lost to auto-erotic asphyxiation!"

>>93503118
This is what Batman's and Joker's relationship should have been.

>>93503846
>Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight

>>93501077
I own an original copy of this issue. It's as bonkers as you would expect.

>>93501440
>Luthors Set

>>93511399
>Supergirl Moves to the CW.jpg

>>93503457
>I'll settle for that mermaid!

......WHAT?!?!?

>>93503548
She looks like Elaine Benes

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>>93513456
kek

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Objectively superior to Man of Steel.

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>>93503118

>Tfw I read that as 'There's no law against putting penises in my ears, Superstoop!'

>>93512919
Ewwww...

>>93503211
>hostile winds
Not bad.

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Did I miss it, or has this classic really not been posted yet?

>>93510030
I wish it were so

>>93515413
love that diamond jelly.

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I wish this was real.

>>93503428
is that /ourvillain/ ?

>>93516039
This is great.

>>93500705
>Supes saying he doesn't kill
>Batman using a gun
This has to be a dream sequence, right?

>>93516855
Do you think any of these cover seriously happened?
These are the OG clickbaits, anon

>>93513581
So, what did he look like

>>93502690
that's just too good

>>93513977
Well, there ought to be

>>93516039
>why does cap hate socks so much...
>oh...

>>93516039
>>93517913
Cap is just a square. Swastika socks is a cool ironic present for a WW2 veteran.

>>93517861
pretty sure it would fall under sodomy laws

>>93502981

Sure was sporting for Jimmy to keep that burgundy jacket on to give Aquaman a fighting chance against him.

>>93501135
>>93510326

topkek

>>93518063

My grandfather was a WWII veteran and I got him socks just like the ones on that cover. He had a great laugh, hugged me, and said he finally had something to go with his old officer's uniform when wearing it around the house. Personally, I thought it clashed with the black, white, and red, but whatever makes him happy.

>>93513079
Does Jimmy ever get a divorce or is he still legally married to Girl Gorilla ?

>>93519126
Moomba is here

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>>93500747
>>93501135

>>93515028
Best cover. Go away.

>>93502058
Firefly opened up the vault with his laser penis with that rear view.

>>93520356
>>93520398
>>93520440
More like the poor little bitch boy, why isn't there any Richie Rich shota aside from that one Turk pic?

>>93520356
>>93520398
>>93520440
Could Richie Rich be popular today? If I was some obscenely rich fuck, I'd buy the IP and run it as a propaganda comic to humanize the top 0,1%

>>93518064
>literally Injustice

>>93502055
Something Something cuck meter

>>93505641
Under rated

>>93500798
Voodoo?

>>93522009

No, because Batman isn't trying to stop Supes.

>>93499628
Okay, that's a pretty funny parody.

>>93509300
what's the answer?

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>>93522641
>DC and their fucking gorillas

When's Bat-Ape coming back? Should I tweet to King or Snyder?

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>>93515413

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>>93523292
>Hal shows up with a fucking Hamburger
Alright that made me laugh.

>>93503118
I used to think this cover was a fake for a long time.

>>93503677
I actually remember seeing this comic posted a long time ago. It's as wacky as you'd expect, but basically the cover does really happen, but that Superman is an imposter. He's really some sort of shape-shifting sea god out to kill Aquaman. Oh, and Jimmy gains powers similar to Aquaman, but I don't remember how..

>>93520460
Literally Superboy prime

>>93503846
> acknowledges he's referencing Leyendecker
That's more than Norman Rockwell ever did

>>93506823
Direct sale books never got UPC symbols and the artist usually had little to no say as to what got put in its place on the cover (with a few exceptions). The reason direct never got UPC was to ensure that newsstand distribution's return numbers weren't cooked.

>>93507413
Charlton was originally a cereal box printer. They had developed an innovative press technique using (believe it or not) plastic printing plates, and it was so successful they decided to use it to print comic books as well.

>>93509318
> Gold Key
This is where Frank Miller got his start but his style was almost unrecognizable then. They also did the first run of Star Trek comic books and most were pretty good.

>>93501280
For a second there I thought that was Jimmy Olsen. Because him being locked up by the Legion isn't all that shocking.

>>93514985
> rebirth.jpg

>>93519126
needs hearts floating around his head, he looks frisky

>>93523045
flash fact: Angel is Dumb Bunny from the Inferior Five's sister.

>>93525376
Dynamite is doing some books with Gold Key characters. They're alright.

>>93509249
got frostbite

>>93503457
>in another minute, He-She will pay for his or her crimes! Then, Mr.Commissioner, we will take up our previous discussion!

They managed to try, convict, sentence to death, fast-track death row and execute so damn fast that it barely interrupted a conversation?

>>93515028
>Sabotage plans for USA

First time i noticed this

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>>93528881

>>93519642
Saved.

>>93527111
It's great how little writers of the Golden Age new about space. The Flash would get shot to Mercury, and just chill, breathing the air for an adventure.

>>93518823
Egyptian Pym Particles? Yes please!

>>93501135
BUT IN THE STONE AGE

>>93529505
We wuz Ant-Men n shiet!

>>93502690
heh

>>93521891
Well the Ducktales reboot is getting a lot of buzz and it basically does the same thing.

>>93501099
Still one of the Doom Patrol's scariest enemies and in dire need of some screentime.

>>93500772
Animated image of pounchy American Persian E-Celebrity figure jumping up slightly in shock with the words "WHAT?" in White Calibri font on the bottom of the image.

>>93503118
>average 4chan thread.jpg

>>93518426

>Hate the fact he talks like a fucking retard now
>"Behold, I am Groot" is literally the first thing he is ever depicted as saying
Okay... okay....

>>93523124
"The flying gorilla menace"
Now I can die in peace.

>>93527111

...Spiders from Mars?

>>93503265
>alf lasted for over 40 issues
>during a time where licensed comics were cannon to 616

>>93503118
>if something is funny he's gonna keep doing it even if fucking superman gets mad
on the sjw era he has become the hero we deserve

>>93530889
Not really. Scrooge is an obscenely rich fuck, but at least he's self made and most of his stories are about him working hard to earn more money. Richie was born into it and most of his stories are about him wasting money trough exuberant spending and insane decadence.

>>93503118
The Prankster succeeded with Superman where the Joker failed with Batman. Killing Superman the person is one thing, but killing Superman the hero and replacing him with a stick in the mud who'll murder you over a joke is a real villainous achievement.

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>>93518077
>American soldier using an M-16 in WW2

>>93528898
>>93528881
>>93528868

Why is this guy stuffing his face on every cover?

>>93532987

Well, it looks like the Nazi flag and equipment has been around a while. The story probably takes place in contemporary time (for when the comic was published, anyway).

>>93509261
Casper, you degenerate!

>>93505861
I'd be more concerned that they came in right on my meth lab.

>>93533233
Ever watch a Chinaman eat?

>>93525376
>They also did the first run of Star Trek comic books and most were pretty good.

Loved those comics.

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>>93529488

Yeah, there's a story where the Original Human Torch flew to Jupiter and fought Jupiter-Men.

>>93514998
That was a good issue.

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>>93535776
One of my faves.

>>93500200
>There's a bee in my eye, Batman.

>>93503168
I'm pretty sure lethal injection didn't exist back then.

>>93503275
Hey man, the Machamp Kid is legit.

>>93503665
>>93513565
>but in the stone age...

>>93510993
To think that this amazing start would end in the memelord we know today.

Fucking D*sney.

>>93502690
I want to see more Superdickery covers done by the My Hero Academia cast.

>>93531497
Yep, decades before Bowie.

>>93535760

Hey, hold on a second. It looks like he's taking off his clothes, but the kid's dialogue clearly refers to him as Superman, implying that he was in costume when the kid last saw him (presumably a second ago). What's going on here?

>>93511133
Scans?

>>93536861
He just finished super pounding the kid. The boy's gonna be a little mixed up for a while.

>>93536993
So does he have crab claws or what

>>93535760
>Superman reveals his ID to Pete Ross's dying kid
>kid doesn't believe him
>he tries to convince him by going to The Daily Planet with him as Clark Kent but Steve Lombard realizes it's Superman pulling one over, and points it out.
>Kid is finally convinced when he sees that Superman doesn't use any shaving cream or toothpaste
>he doesn't even die

>>93522217
You do

>>93513079
Storytime?

>>93501049
haha

>>93537716
>Don't live in the past- read... 2000 A.D.

heh.

Also, is that basically Dead Snow, but underwater?

>>93536993

It turns out he really has normal hands but he's so narcissistic he believes them to be ugly beyond belief.
When our heroes get the boxes off he goes berserk and attempts to murder them for seeing his hands.
Ultimately somebody attempts to use a mirror as a shield causing him to recoil in horror at his hands until he falls off a balcony to his death.

>>93538647
"Now do you see why those Kryptonite fillings were a bad idea, Superman?"