What is the best whomp comic? The cream of the crop?

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funniest

Is that supposed to be painful to watch?

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I nominate this as the best one.

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This one. It's the height of self-deprecating humor

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My favorite

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>>93493201
This shit right here is real as fuck. Like when you're whacking to porn and catch a glimpse of your sex offender mugshot face when the video buffers with a dark background.

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>>93493060
the crossover with QC

>>93493358
tilt the screen slightly so it doesn't reflect directly back at you

>>93493358
>Like when you're whacking to porn and catch a glimpse of your sex offender mugshot face when the video buffers with a dark background
S-shut up

>>93493060
It seems i cant relate to these anymore
Did i became an actual human bean?

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>Ted was a bit timid when he was offered the career of a Beast Battler beast. ''All I have is my handgun for when I'm done with living,'' he said to the boy. Together they won many tournaments. Pretty soon, everyone had a Gun Man Beast. Pretty soon, the Beast Battlers were no more.

>>93493261
3 times a day I do this. FUCK. it's just water

I remember the kerfuffle that one where he remembers the girl who insinuated she wanted to be invited to the prom fifteen years later caused. It hit close to home around /co/.

Can't find it though.

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>>93493060
>I informed my mother of the Blood Man of Aldi, and she presented the possibility of the loiterer being ghostly in nature. As I recalled the event, it seemed that no one else noticed him. I wouldn't mind such a spectre, but I don't relish the thought of the underworld being aware of my bountiful purchases of Totino's pizzas and s'mores components.

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>You're having trouble understanding your job? Why didn't you say so?! Here is the employee manual. *hands you a Swedish toddler that only knows curse words*

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>Problems only compounded that day when the hysterically tiny ambulance came screeching by, lost control and crashed into a flaming hoop. The 18 occupants of the vehicle perished in the flames, and they were given a traditional Tibetan sky burial via cannon.

>>93494043
Is this a regular problem??
How could you not understand what you do?

>>93494584
By working at a company like Sony, for one thing.

>>93493060
The one where he gets fired from a store he doesn't work at.

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>>93493783

I like the one with the dopple Ronnie watching over him.

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You mathematically cannot deny this to be the best regardless of it's factuality.

>>93494749
ree

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>>93494670

>>93493098
Is that Loss?

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>>93493358

>>93494749
God damn it these are too relatable.

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>>93494749
Is it just me? or does Ronnie have a thing for redheads? Because every comic that involves him liking someone it's always a redhead.

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>>93494749
I'm so autistic no one fucking believes me
but in the last day of highschool a girl hugged me and said I love you crying and trying to kiss me
I said you too and just hugged her
I'm still a kisseless virgin

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>>93493358
Fucking this

>>93494890
Go and fucking find this girl right now. I don't care how many years it's been or if shes fucking married. GO GET THAT KISS YOU MORON

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>>93494890
>I said you too and just hugged her

>>93494749
Oh Ronnie....

It made me sad to learn that most of the good anecdotes that happen to Ron in the comic actually never happened to real Ron. Like I don't think Argus is real. Comic Ron doesn't even fuck Real Ron's literal self-insert.

The thing is though, I don't hate Ron. I don't even pity him. I think if I pitied him I'd hate him. I don't even blame him for his problems. He strikes this balance of being just enough of a robot but not being swallowed by the abyss. I think it's because he's self aware enough of his situation that he doesn't complain or blame anybody. He really doesn't even blame himself because on a certain level (a realllllly deep level maybe), he enjoys who he is. That acceptance leads to a sort of self confidence that no NEET broken weeaboo robot has.

>>93493358
>Like when you're whacking to porn and catch a glimpse of your sex offender mugshot face when the video buffers with a dark background.
You shut up right now, don't you make me relive those dark moments

>>93494885
That looks like it could be a true story someone would post on a different board to lament how they didn't follow up on their amazing chance only to be roasted by all the other comments.

>>93494749
I can relate, and it hurts

>>93494912
I did this 5 years later. Was in chad mode in college until I began working. Then just got kinda out of shape.

>>93494912
i'm pretty sure she ahs a boyfriend now
at least she had when I stalked her facebook last february

>>93493783
>>93494749

Jesus christ I need to kill myself

Hey /co/

THIS ANONYMOUS MIXTAPE WILL SURELY WIN BECKY'S HEART

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>>93494885
i like this one

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>this thread

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Here is a less depressing one.

>"Despite any canon to the contrary, I posit this as the only possible way that Klingons could have developed warp technology."

>>93495029
I knew someone who actually did that. He recorded himself singing Linkin Park songs and burned it to a CD, then put it in the girl's locker and awaited her response. He had a very identifiable voice so she knew it was him right away, and they were awkward as fuck around each other for the rest of the year.

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I swear these comics hit too close to home.

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>I simply don't understand why I can't be the quirky teen protagonist who has a crush on a boy, but also finds him extremely irritating so I lash out at him until finally I admit my feelings to him, but it's too late because he got another girlfriend and it isn't until the second season that he reveals that he doesn't really like her and I still have a chance. I just don't.

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>Itasha is the art of decorating your vehicle with the most kawaii of bishoujo (or that is the typical application at least.) There was once an officer of our vessel who could paint only the most sugoi of girls upon our mighty ship's hull. We lost her to an unfortunate incident involving a tar monster. You knew her as Tasha Yar, but we will always remember her as Itasha Yar.

>>93493163
Second

>>93495168
This was me 3 years ago. Went to Beijing, Tokyo, Kyoto, and Philippines. At least the filipina whores were great.

>>93495180
This one hurts me the most. And it hurts that it hurts.

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>>That last panel.

>>I've had that dream so many times before.

>>93493358

>Sissy hypnosis porn
>Dress up in girls underwear when watching
>Catch glimpse of myself in screen

That was fucking sobering, and then I never listened to that shit again.

>>93495232
Shit, is the Ron man a cuck?

>>93495273

FUCK life for not giving you the capacity to appreciate living my dreams

>>93495313
It's apparently a pretty common dream.

I haven't had it, but I have had dreams where I'm running a machine that crushes people into liquid, and for some reason Rick and Morty are there. I've heard some people dream their fantasies, but I can't seem to make myself dream anything other than fucking nonsense.

>>93495390
Tell you right now, the maglev train is pretty cool to ride.

>>93493060
I don't get it.

>>93495316
Many a fetish will die if you catch a glimpse of yourself while you're enjoying it.

>>93494749

>TFW never had this issue.

The update of being ugly.

>>93495533
>He isn't overly critical of every little mistake or misunderstanding he makes
Why are you here?

>>93495380
What the fuck does that word even mean at this point

>>93493201
>>93493358
I don't watch it myself, but that Netflix series Black Mirror is referring to seeing yourself in the computer screen after doing something shameful.

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>>93493163

>>93495275
>And it hurts that it hurts.
This is truly an advanced and likely terminal feel. I know well my constant companion.

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This one is new but my sides went into orbit when I first saw it

>>93493358
Happened to me, made me realize I don't even like 2D porn, I've just been jacking off to it for the last 13 years out of habit.

>>93494749
too real

>>93495678
Now that I think about it, I don't even like coming here. I just do it out of habit and have forgotten about the non-porn sites I used to visit.

>>93495313
When I have that dream it's never just all the teeth falling out. It's always an individual tooth breaking into dozens of shards and me having to work them out one by one until the remaining bundle of tooth-bits has enough room to come out all together. Usually by that point another tooth has broken and I start again with it.

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>>93493261
FUCK

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>>93494749

>>93494562

Seems like it belongs more on a Perry Bible Fellowship strip.

>>93494562
why isn't this a thing, like, some sortof adult clown/magic show focused on dark humor? I'd pay to see that

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>>93494749
Thank god for facebook stalking.

>>93495316
>>93495540
>>93495678
>>93495712
There's a term for this phenomenon, when you're in the middle of sexual arousal your brain is actually clearer than it is normally and you can think straight. Unfortunately, most of the time this clear thinking is used to make you realize how far you've fallen, but it can be used for good things if you work to channel it properly.

>>93496080
What's the term? You explained it but didn't actually say what it's called

>>93496080
>>93496103
devil's laughter

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>>93493358
This is why I'm thankful for alchohol, for shouldering sins we cannot bear to burden

>>93495533
he has social anxiety and is beating himself up over an extremely minor misunderstanding.

>>93496160
This. Take me away to darkness, Mistress Mezcal.

>>93493163
So did anyone here prefer it as "el nuggacabra?"

>>93496070
>Thank god for facebook stalking.

Why do you hurt yourself like that anon?

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My personal favorite.

>>93496080
>that moment of perfect clarity after you bust a nut to some heinous shit

If there is a god, he has a great sense of humour

>>93496103
I don't actually remember if there's an English word for it, but the Japanese term for it is "kenjataimu", which literally translates to "sage time" (i.e. the period wherein a man can think like a sage).

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>>93494885
He has a type

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This is the one I relate to most.

>>93496342
I always keep one or two unopened bottles of water in my room for just such an occasion.

>>93494885
>>93496331
Oh my god, no. No no no, why would you bring this to light?

>>93496247
Hah reminds me of a nearly sportsbar everyone loved that burned down years ago. The owner got a crapton of money and said they didn't want to bother rebuilding. Recently they rebuilt the place and its so god damn crowded with people who are overjoyed with its return.

I bet he planned it all out years in advance. But it does look super nice though.

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>>93493358
I got caught like that one time. I was finishing jerking off looking at Kim Possible porn. I always avoided anything with Ron or Shego, becuase I wanted to fantasize myself being the one fucking her. I was in love with her. When I clicked for the next image, there was a delay, and I saw myself.

Eyes half shut. Mouth lazily open, jaw forward. I wasn't wearing a shirt, so I saw the bumps on my chest too. Image of Kim going cowgirl on Ron pops up.

I got up and looked in the bathroom mirror. Tried to smile, hoping that maybe I could look decent. Broke down. Tearfully came, then cried myself to sleep.

>>93496342
Me too. Also some protein bars, MREs, and a piss jar. In case they stay a few nights.

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>>93496331
DELETE THID

>>93493662
This one made me laugh the hardest if only because everything about it caught me off guard.

>>93494749
I'm glad I make an effort not to remember anything from grade school.

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>>93496396
Ever since I started watching that fucking mresteve guy on YouTube I have to keep a small stash of oat biscuits, pate' and squash just because watching those fucking videos at 3am gives me these insane midnight cravings

>>93494776
Too bad that's an edit.

>>93496396
Meant for >>93496364

>>93494749
>1997 yearbook
Hooooooly shit he's my age, I didn't need that

>>93495864
Mine like that, but I've had a piece of metal in some Chinese shatter one of my teeth. So now I just relive pulling out shards of the tooth and rubbing my tongue over the jagged stump left.

>>93496561
Is this Ronnie Minus Ronnie?

>>93496484
>Lemmie take a bite of this
>Mmm, nice, mmm, oh no, mmmmmm, this, mmm, might, mmmm, not be, mmmmm, good, mmmmmmm, anymore, mmmm, bleh.
>Actually lets try that one again
>mmmmmm, arrrrg, bleh, mmmm

I can only watch so much of that guy before his nonstop MMMMMMM drives me up the wall.

I like Gundog because he was actually in the military and compares what about an MRE would be good in his experiences and points out things that are missing or really nice in the pack. I'd really love to have some of those Russian special forces winter mountain MREs packed away.

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>>93496394
>>93496396

>>93495674
Is this a Megg Mogg and Owl reference or is it more common than I think to fart on cats?

>>93496598
>Twitch IRL section

Its fucking hilarious how camwhores get away with breaking the rules and literally flashing their vag on screen because they send admins nude pics. How the fuck are people so easily swayed by nude pics.

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>>93496598
>why

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probably my number one

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>>93493201

>"i love someone else" option
>on the fucking wedding day

that's fucked up to hell and back. there's no goddamn way this exists in VNs

>>93494890
>I said you too and just hugged her
I did this last year, but in college she has a boyfriend now

>>93496671

haha, I hadn't noticed that.

>>93496685
Oh you sweet naive boy. If you only knew.

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>>93494786
>Wearing a red polo shirt
>Need to pick something up from Staples
>At the back of the store

>>93496685
There are VNs where you can break up with your current partner by literally raping one of the other romance options while your girl is watching.

>>93494749
>be friendless loser in high school
>standing in lunch line waiting to get the same chicken sandwich I get everyday
>hear girls giggling behind me and feel a tap on my shoulder
>freeze up and try to pretend nothing happened
>"hey my friend's in love with you"
>turn around and see a cute girl hiding behind her friends
>it's the group of girls who hang out at a table near the bushes I spend my lunch alone
>turn back around
>buy my chicken sandwich and grab some extra hot sauce

>>93496758
That sounds horrifying source?

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>>93496394
>anything with Ron or Shego
fellow RonGo shipper?

>>93496762

OK...so was it genuine or were they pulling your leg?

>>93496815
Definitely fucking with him.

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>>93496484
Have some sikk OC I made for /ck/ a few hours ago.

>>93496792
Try reading that post again, sport

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this has described almost nearly every girl I have ever been attracted to. The one girl I really did love I got Chad Thundercucked before I could ask her out

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>>93494749
You shouldn't have posted it.
I can't go back, why did you post it?

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>>93496745
Actually this is more appropriate.

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>>93496867
later, been awake for way too long, can barely properly type will assume the worst though

>>93496626
It's a reference to a comic he did years ago, I think before MM&O was a thing.

>>93496787
Morenatsu
Lagoon Lounge 1 2 and 3
Pigeon sim theme

>>93496673
>not enough cooks

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>>93496841
>Definitely fucking with him.

Maybe he hadn't even entertained that possibility...until now.

>>93496892
>you will never have a female friend this based

>>93495313
I never dreamt about having my teeth fall out, but a common theme for my nightmares is being stalked, falling to the ground and my legs refusing to move.

>>93496220
At least I'm feeling something.

>>93496658
Theres an actual ocean of porn, and somehow they still manage to draw a few thousand consistent viewers each.

it's pathetic.

>>93493060
the one where ronnie is fat and eats mcnuggets and people around him overreact to his awkwardness like he's the hunchback of notre dame

>>93496758

I actually find that pretty normal in VNs though, because that's a common occurrence in those games.

Wrecking an entire relationship on the wedding day is so unusual that it feels messed up.

>>93496892
>this has described almost nearly every girl I have ever been attracted to.
Same, but at least I'm safe from doing anything stupid because I'm self-aware enough about it. I've met guys that have believed a girl was "in love with them" simply because they started working in the same place and started to talk more often whereas they never spoke before.

On the other hand, the thought that I can recognise I have never truly loved anybody haunts me whenever I think too much about it. I wonder if Ronnie has made a strip about that, could definitely relate.

>>93496598
>He wears Hawaiian shirts under the bra to keep it from turning into a Hawaiian shirt
DEEPEST LORE

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I remember laughing my ass off the first time I saw this.

>>93496892
4 years later and it's still too fucking real.

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>>93493201
>>93493358
>mfw Murakami Teruaki
If anything I get more enthusiastic

>>93497071
>you will never have a friend

>>93497180
>Theres an actual ocean of porn, and somehow they still manage to draw a few thousand consistent viewers each.
>
>it's pathetic.

Well think about it. Even though you don't know these girls any better than the ones in any other porn, if you've "kind of" talked to them it still feels like you have a connection.

Intimacy of any kind can be a hardcore aphrodisiac to those starved of it.

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>>93497419
Ronnie knows how to draw funny shit

>>93497419
>his round fat blob stays perfectly round
>rest of the body deforms
It's the little things.

>>93494786
>goes to Walmart. After finishing shift on another Walmart

>>93497589
I do like how he draws Agrias in actual relationships with other guys, gives her more of a character

>>93495313
I dreamt that three of my teeth fell out, except that they were all these huge canine fang looking things, and they fell out entirely roots and all. And then in the dream, I hurried rushed to insert them back in because duh my teeth just fell out and they don't fucking come back so I had to shove the roots of my teeth back into my gums, and then twist them and then they kinda locked into place. Then for the rest of the dream I had to be constantly agitated by the fact that they were just the tiniest bit loose and I was constantly prodding them with my tongue and they'd wiggle and scrape against my normal teeth. There was also a lot of blood of course.


Fuck dreams. Dreams are fucking stupid.

>>93495252
I only know enough of both franchises to find the joke really cringy.

>>93497632
Look closely, his limbs are just too small

>>93495275
>it hurts that it hurts

I've been trying to put this feeling into words forever Anon. You can sure was poetic.

>>93495665
is this
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?

>>93496342
I had this problem before. U came in my pants while people were in the living room. Couldn't just walk to the bathroom

>>93496342
Had a room mate who was too embarrassed to walk across the living room in his towel after a shower when we had a guest. So he covered his face with said towel and ran across.

>>93496213
I actually got him on twitter to change it to chupanuggra, it was cool.
Sorry, it just makes more sense to say "Nugget sucker" rather than "nugget goat"

>>93498160
Just his face?

>>93494043
I only now noticed he still has the crab with him a year later.

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>>93498082

You tell me.

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>>93498195
Yeah. Just his face.

>>93497094
I typically have the dreams where I need to run somewhere because I'm in a hurry only to find my legs feel like lead and move in slow motion.

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>>93498165
>an accurate but poorer-flowing foreign nickname is just better than a nonsensical than a goofy-sounding better flowing foreign nickname in a naturally goofy comic

>>>/jp/

>>93494786
I love you can glimpse the Hawaiian shirt under the polo.
Deepest lore

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>>93498160
that sounds cute

>>93496892

HAHA

THIS IS MY LIFE

PLEASE KILL ME

>>93495705
>pit in stomach due to daily feelings of dread made worse by spicy food

literally me right now why did i do this

>>93498165
Nugget goat is funnier though.

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>>93496342
I'm like this with my roommates and masturbating

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surprised no one has posted this one yet.

>>93496841
I know that feel. One time a guy sent me a fake valentine while I was in a depressed stupor. Never have I had such a great urge to brn someone's house down.

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I remember there being something similar to this one, but I can't find it.

>>93498469
Your roommates masturbate together on the living room couch?

>>93498498
>thinks anime is good
>mental problems
This is very accurate

>>93495008
Someone post the edit comic where motivation guy gives "the bucket" but it's revealed that Ronnie is talking to himself

>>93495252
>federation ship
>cloak

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>>93494885
I have no idea what you're talking about

Can anyone post the one when ronnie saw himself in the mirror? that's my favorite

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>>93498850

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>>93494749
>Girl makes jokes about kissing me/letting me grab her butt for weeks on end
>Too dense/ugly to see she's not entirely joking
>eventually she stops talking to me
>realize i'm a fucking idiot months later


Why was I born such a dense motherfucker /co/

>>93498898
Ah sorry, i mean window, no mirror but thanks anyway

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>>93498937
This?

>>93498956
Yeah, that one, thanks

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>>93496394
>Tearfully came

Geez, dude. Why would you keep going if you were crying? Is that considered self-rape?

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Not the best, but because this is a Whomp thread, I'll post my own "Whomp without Ronnie" edits. Be warned, I only did the black-n-white ones.

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>>93499025

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>>93499042

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>>93493358

This is why you should always watch porn in the dark.

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>>93499168

>>93498956
I would shit my pants if I looked through a window at night and saw a doppelganger

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>>93499196

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>>93499220

>>93495618
In recent use, it means anyone who would sell out their own people for another
Humans are tribal animals, not unlike our cousins the chimp, so this goes directly against one of our most important survival instincts.
We'll see how well that works in the coming decades

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>>93499241

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>>93499261

>>93494885
>>93498833
brb dying my hair

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>>93499290

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>>93499310

>>93498618
No, I watch them from the doorway while masturbating.

>>93498706
They were mad at them for violating a treaty, maybe that was the treaty they were violating?

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>>93499333

>>93499248
Where'd you get that from? I've only heard it as a pejorative replacing "pussy" and a way to make fun of people for letting their girlfriend fuck other men.

>>93498160
I've always found the walking out of shower to get dressed thing weird.

Forever I've always brought my change of clothes into the bathroom with me. Even at the dormitory I had a change of clothes in the public showers when I was in the poor people dorms my first year

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>>93499366

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>>93493358
>Masturbating
>See myself in the reflection of the screen
>Immedietly become flacid from seeing what a pathetic fuck I am
This happen to anyone else?

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>>93499388

>>93499369
>where'd you get that from
From the rampant /pol/posting all over this site and the internet beyond

>>93494043
this one always cracks me up

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>>93499416

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>>93493358
I can't take this shit

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>>93499442

>>93498540
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
This card is a joke.
And so are you.

>>93494584

I work for the government. I know the things I do cause other things to happen. I know the things I do seem to matter very much to some people. And some people tell me I'm pretty good at the things I do. But this is very much how I feel.

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>>93499467

>>93494043
I never thought I could relate to this comic, but this is pretty much me now.

I was a literal autist who had never worked a day in his life. I managed to get a job at a movie theater because the general manager took pity on me. Somehow I ended up being known for being really really good at theater checks(being the asshole with the flashlight). At first I thought it was just me simply surpassing everyone's expectations of being 100% useless. 1 and a half years later, I'm a manger somehow. I don't even know how to use most of the cleaning supplies. The mop is connect to this wheeled yellow thing for some reason. I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing and I'm terrified that eventually everybody is going to find out.

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>>93499501

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>>93499549

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>>93499574

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>>93494749
>Be Artist in Highschool
>Take photography
>Best in class because highschool
>Word gets around
>Cute/Slutty girl talks to me
>Known her for years
>Not really friends
>Kissed once as kids as a dare
>"Hey anon, if you're ever looking for a model, I'm always up for it~"

This was right after I decided to get /fit/ and I didn't think any girl would even be into me, especially since the last 3 girls I asked out at the time all turned out to be gay. I'm back to being a tub of lard now though, really trying to get fit. Why does food have to taste good?

>>93499507
Okay anon. The wheeled yellow thing is basically a bucket, you bring it around while mopping so you can get the mop wet every now and again (dunking it in the water will also will take off some of the filth). After dunking, you wring most of the water out using the lever thing that's attached. This prevents you from getting the floor too wet.

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>>93496892
THIS IS ME. THIS IS ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW. PLEASE SOMEONE COME AND KILL ME.

>>93494749
>girl literally jumps into my arms and tells me she loves me
>"wow this girl sure is friendly"

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>>93499633

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>>93499661
And end.

The one where he breaks Agrias's PSP and just keeps dancing because "you can't kill a dancin man"

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>>93498833
When the girl you're in love with shows up in your dream and she tells you she loves you. Then you wake up.

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>>93498160
A new level of autistic decision making

>>93499702
Had this happen. We were dating. It was so out of character I immediately realized it was a dream

>>93499507
Second, on being a manager. I'll assume you're not completely useless or you wouldn't have gotten the job. First, never make anyone do something you wouldn't do yourself. It's okay if it's something you REALLY don't want to, but as long as you're not just 100% pawning the shit jobs on them they mind less. Second, while you don't want to be their friend, your workers need to know you're on their side, overall. Almost everyone hates their manager, but it's okay as long as they hate YOUR manager slightly more.

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>>93499702
Don't remind me

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>>93497419
Drr....Drr...Drr...

>>93498165
Nigga have you EVER seen a goat eat!?

>>93495316
This is something I can relate to. I've never gone far enough to buy panties though. but I've considered it

>>93495313

I always break the teeth off instead of having them fall out

>>93499933
Same. It's always one by one and I can't stop. I just keep biting and prying as tooth after tooth comes out and I know I have to stop but I can't and the teeth keep coming and the more I panic the less I can control myself and I keep biting and prying and pulling and it feels so good but so so bad

>>93499355
>treaty
Correct. The Treaty Of Algernon is the one that forbids the Feds from having cloaked vessels. The Defiant was given a waiver due to the Dominion threat and for a while even had a Romulan officer on board to make sure the cloak was only used in the Delta Quadrant.

>>93498833
fuck thats happend to me before

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>>93500000
Well that's not what i was expecting to get the get
Thanks for sharing tho

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>>93497419
God fucking damnit

>>93499623
Thank you so much. I really wish the mop wasn't attached to it though. I gave up the first time I tried carrying that thing up the stairs. I usually just grab a fuckton of napkins when nobody is looking. I'm probably using about 30% of the theater's napkins.

>>93499761
>First, never make anyone do something you wouldn't do yourself
I sort of do this with the things I don't understand. I just give them vague directions and I hope they figure it better than I do. I always make sure to do everything regarding the men's room and to help them all as much as possible with what I have figured out to make up for it.
>Almost everyone hates their manager, but it's okay as long as they hate YOUR manager slightly more.
I'm screwed. He's one of the nicest guys I know.

>>93498833
I lived blissfully unaware of this feeling until about a month ago.
They say every face in your dreams is a face you've seen in real life, but that just makes it worse. WHO THE FUCK WAS IT.

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>>93494749
>be in 10 grade
>never kissed a girl hell never even hugged one
>partner in broadcasting is so fucking cute
>one day she asked me if wanted to come over to her house t finish filming our project
>said yes day came was really nervous but everything was going pretty good having a good time
>she stared talking about her her boyfriend dumped her about a month ago and how sad and lonely she was
>she keep going on and on with it how lonely she was
>Didn't think about it just focused on editing the project
>finshed it up and left her house got home and realized Im a fucking idiot I could have fucked her
>Jacked off three times that night thinking about it
>Mfw
Well at least we got a good grade on the project

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>>93500000

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>>93494749
And it will haunt you forever.

>>93499702
>>93500047
>>93500117
Mine went even further
We straight up went to fucking in what felt like a day
It felt super real, to the point where i'm still unsure if it was all in my head or someone fucked me in my sleep

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>>93500134
>Well at least we got a good grade on the project

>>93499889
I just steal my sister's

>>93499702
I had that dream and it was the most vivid dream I ever had. I still think about it sometimes.

>>93499889
I was hesitant, but it was worth it
along with an A cup bra

>>93500178
I experienced the same thing. It felt so real that when I woke up I had to take a few minutes to remember my reality. It makes me sad that I have never felt that loved in real life, but it also motivates me to know I could feel that way.

>>93498833
>have one of these dreams
>nearly leads to dream sex
>can't even find porn of a similar looking girl and stay unsatisfied for weeks

>>93498833
>>93499702

That kind of dream is deeply unsettling to me. Flying around or dealing with weird shit is one thing, but when you live days or weeks or months of experiences, only to sit up and find it never happened, is terrifying.

>>93500319
Most of my dreams will last what feels like a few days. I love it, its like a small vacation every night. I can completely escape from reality. When I was a kid I found it disturbing though. It was never something I could consider a nightmare, just unsettling at first to feel like you spent that much time in another reality. It doesn't help that I sleep walk. When I do I will walk around for what feels like hours but is usually a few minutes. It is usually just around my house but once or twice I have wandered around town. Once I get that far my sleep walking actually does last a while, its really scary to wake up not knowing where you are.

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>>93500319
>Usually dream of parks, streets, schools, etc
>Always strolling trough them
>Eventually walk from one park to a street i visited before in one of my dreams
>Realize all of these areas are connected
>Realize my subconcious may have an entire life of it's own
>Honestly start to believe i might actually be the subconcious

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>>93499702
I once dreamt I was making love with the girl of my dreams. As soon as it was over, she looked me in the eye and started crying, explaining between sobs she thought I was someone else. I tried to hug her but she pushed me away. I just want someone to love me

>>93496601
I don't think that one is, the empty space there is for The Implication.

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>>93500531

>>93500558
It is. The original had him peeking out.

>>93500583
I did not realize that, that one actually works a lot better with his removal

>>93498905
Better that you didn't go along with it.
Even if hindsight says she was into it, it could easily have been a joke.

>>93493358
This is why matte monitors are best.

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>>93499702
>when the girl of your dreams kisses you
>in your dreams
>and all you can manage is a weak ass "t-thank you"
>and everyone laughs

Only the dead know peace from this evil.

Did anyone post the action parody comic yet?

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Anyone have the one with the pizza burger? That's one of my favorites.

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>Click random
I don't remember this one. It's good.

>>93494749
I know that feel

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>>93494749
3 times this has happened and 3 times I fuck up not getting it crystal clear.

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>>93500134
Why didn't you follow up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>93500881
I just did the same thing.
>You engage intense meditation with the accursed doll. It rhythmically chants into your mind the eight precepts of the inner ring of horrors. As it begins its prayer for dark summoning, you interrupt it. ''What did you think of the Constantine movie?'' The dark doll projects his response, ''It's fine.''

>>93494749
Yeah.

That image gives me exactly the right memories that I need before I got to sleep.

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>>93496331

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>>93494043
I came here to post this one. It's my personal favorite.

I also like pic related and believe it's the pinnacle of this type of humor.

After a bit of discussion with my roommate about the hilarious nature of the television programs I'd watched, she agreed that it would be hilarious to try. After much deliberation, we decided the most effective way for me to enjoy my copycat activities was in my room when Agrias isn't home so I don't bother her with my unfathomably inane whims. Also I'm not allowed to have my phone so that I won't call her when I hurt myself.

>>93500991
Deepest lore

>>93500916
>Drinking with friends
>Miss my bus home, text girl from the party who lives nearby while I wait for another
>She invites me up to her place
>I'm so wasted that the tiny spelling mistake she made completely throws me and I miss the invite
I'm still pissed

>>93496658
I'm going to need a list of streamers who do this. For resear...yeah no, I plan on fapping.

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On the subject of mirrors.

>>93501088
There are literally hundreds, anon.
Hundreds.
If you can't find them, then you're fucking retarded.

>>93498833
I've had at least two dreams like this .

does anyone know if he actually has a girl roommate or is it just a gimmick for the comics?
just curious. i enjoy these tho either way

>>93501121
I think she's a combination of a few real people he's known.

>>93494749
Every goddamn time I see this comic it reminds me of something that happened so long ago that it's completely irrelevant now, but still makes me paranoid for a few days.

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>>93494885

>>93501121
I don't think he has an actual roommate in real life. He's been to cons and stuff before and he doesn't have like a "rest of the cast" or anything.

>>93501121
she's an amalgamation of a bunch of girls he knows irl

>>93499110
>watch porn in the dark
>cum and stare away from the monitor slightly ashamed at what I'd just fapped to
>the cold void judges me

>>93501088
Just search for Runescape or one of those card games

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>>93493358
Can this be a new banner?

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Frank is an amazing character.

>>93495130
>ronnie dropping subtle red pills
Nice.

>>93501244
Cheese INWARDS Ronnie! INWARDS

>>93500000
I always have one of my teeth get really loose, wiggle it out, feel a bunch more teeth get loose, and then think "Oh shit I need a dentist"

>>93499201
>>93498974
Its Spookier when its the gif where the doppelganger disappears, but your mind remembers seeing it in your periphery

>>93494749
I remember going through my old highschool bookbag and finding numbers from girls all inside of it

I never called a single one

Fuck my young stupid self.

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>>93501258

>>93499616
>Why does food have to taste good?
You just reminded me I've barely eaten today. I could go out and get Wendy's but I dunno. Not feeling the motivation. I miss my post-inguinal hernia surgery phase where I had no appetite at all. It was nice not thinking about food so much.

>>93501269
>You may ask yourself how you hold the PizzBurg without getting cheese on your hands. That's simple. We add two more pizzas, their cheese turned inward towards the PizzBurg. Can I get a diet coke with that, please?

>>93493060
Who the fuck lives like this? How much of a faggot do you have to be to cry over talking to someone?

>>93501325
I was a fool to think Ronnie hadn't considered the logistics. Truly Ronnie is the pioneer of the field.

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>>93494890
>still a handholdless virgin
>not chronically rejected or repulsive, comes entirely from a lack of trying because I have no social skills and literally don't know how or what I do to find someone
>just sit around alone all day doing whatever, tentatively comfortable not knowing whether or not I am truly unwanted or if I could find someone if i tried hard enough
>unwilling to make an attempt incase it's the former

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>>93501258
Tsundere girls are trash.
Perfect for Ronnie.

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>>93501258

>>93500223
Same. Sometimes I think it's my happiest memory, before questioning if it even counts.

>>93495313
I used to have dreams about my teeth getting uncomfortably lose, until I would bite something or walk in to something and a couple would fall out.

They finally stopped when I upgraded to a fancier electric toothbrush and started flossing regularly.

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This one reminds me of Tycho from Penny Arcade.

>>93500919
>>93501381
>Citytown
I didn't realize this was an established thing.

>>93501381
Why is it the guy's fanny pack that made me laugh? lolol

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>>93500153
Original.