>tfw no Diane gf

I want her to have my abortion <3

Why would you want such a shitty person in your life?

>>93492557
Everyone is shitty in a different way.

At least she tries to avoid being a degenerate, even though she has million people and situations that could indulge her.

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You don't want a Diane GF.

Diane doesn't really want to commit to anything. She just commits out of her fear of missing out. The result is she's constantly rejecting everything in her life for not being the thing that is authentically her because she doesn't know what is authentically her because all of her choices are knee-jerk.

Diana will eventually reject you and Mr. Peanutbutter for the next thing that might be the big thing for her.

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>constantly vindictive SJW who treats her husband like shit for being concerned about her well being
If given the choice between Diane and priesthood, I'm taking the rites.

>>93492446
>I know what's best for you
>I release your biography without your concent
>It let you look like a dick

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Feels good

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>>93492708
>>93492878
THIS

Yeah no, I want kids.

Mr. Peanut butter is too good for her.

>>93492446
>wanting to wife anyone from Bojack Horseman
Oh fuck no.

>>93492708
As long as that big thing is Bojacks horse-dick, then I'm good with that.

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>>93492446
>>tfw no Diane gf

>>93494426
>not wifing PC
You will never be a patrician

>>93494426
PC is the one true exception to this rule. I would want to rip my hair out after spending more than a day or two with Diane.

>>93494426
PC's flaw is that she is literally to perfect.

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>>93492446
Who the fuck would want a Diane GF?

"WaaH! I'm not self actualized! My life is too easy! I have a successful loving husband that bends over backward for me. UGH! I just want to self destruct because it's too hard to admit that the shit I'm doing isn't "noble" or "contributing" because that doesn't actually mean anything. My angst runneth over! I'm just gonna fuck Horse Bob Saget and blame he patriarchy and self destruct even more. "

Yeah. You do that OP. You fuck.

I did want one in season 1 but she became a huge cunt

>>93492599
>At least she tries to avoid being a degenerate

It's the build up that's going to make it all the more painful.

She doesn't have to fuck the horse to be a bad person. She can be shitty in small ways and still be shitty. Not being a massive cunt doesn't mean you get absolved of being a medium cunt.

>>93495043
>>93495077
>>93495084
Men of taste.