ITT : Characters who only did wrong because others did first

Being cute and tender when you are ok with it and batshit crazy when you want to run away from them is the essence of Yandere characters.

>>93478561

It may be because I'm a 21 virgin who's an insult away from committing suicide but who would not want a Yandere girlfriend? One of the major problems in American dating is the threat of cheating since its popularized in media. Who would not want an overly dedicated lover?

>>93478699
The fear of of someone getting shanked because you exchanged casual glances with a stranger?

The idea that your relationship is held together through fear and unhealthy obsession rather than trust and affection?

>>93478773

I'm so lonely anon, if she wanted to lock me in a room with nothing but fridge, shower, toilet, and condoms for us to fuck with then I would accept imprisonment

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>>93478356
i never noticed how good the sound design is in ed edd and eddy

everything has a fun sound effect


and the sound is varied enough were there's some really neat iconic ones such as the sumo one

>>93478805
Gotta learn to love yourself first anon.

>>93479113

Thanks, Dad

>>93478856
Yeah, I noticed that too. I like the chaotic exaggeration of it all, like when the edds are running away from something and there's like pig noises or a car motor.

>>93480714

You know a show is well done when even the audio is quotable

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>>93478356
Wait. Hold up.


Hold the fuck up.


>Kanker SISTERS
>"Hope you like our DADS Robes"
>Bubba, Rod, Butch
There's some shit going on here.

>>93482485
They each have different dads, hence their different hair colors. What's the problem?

>>93482485
They all have the same trailer trash, whore mom. The baby daddies are all gone. Mom keeps the robes as trophies.

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>>93482512
That's some pretty heavy implied shit in a Kids Show

>>93478773
>you exchanged casual glances with a stranger
Why would you do that?

>>93482523
It just implies that red necks form shitty family bonds.

>>93482523
OP pointed out that it gets worse.

>they meet the Eds
>basically dote on them and do everything for them initially
>Eds just exploit them for free food and entertainment
>when the Kankers point out they're being exploited, the Eds don't care and leave
>the Kankers then show up with some dolls they claim to be the Ed's children, telling them to pay child support
>the Eds run away in terror
>this is the event that causes the Kankers to fall in love with the Eds for the rest of the series

>>93482523
Bruh, they showed under Eddy's bed with porno mags and rolled up tissues.

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>>93482542
This is horrific

>>93482538

To commit suicide by homicide apparently. Only an idiot would betray a batshit insane girlfriend. My mom told me how my grandfather's brother cheated on his wife who had already pulled a gun on him before. Next time he cheated, she poured stood over his bed, pouring boiling water on his cock. Poor bastard committed suicide few weeks after. Sad shit.

>>93482542
>the eds made their own worse enemies
How did I not notice this.

>>93478356
>>93482542

http://www.strawpoll.me/13295968

>>93482727
>no option for the jews
Try again.

>>93482727
Eh, I'd blame the fathers or the mom, if anyone.

The Eds are admittedly exploitative of the Kankers, though the Kankers seem to think that's okay due to their mother's relationships and use that as the basis for their advances.

>>93482643
That's what he gets for committing adultery. Nothing sad about it.

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>>93482750
>Jews to blame

I know youre trolling but it makes sense even in the episode. The tv literally takes all the attention away from the Kankers. Eddy was so brainwashed he didnt even respond to Marie. Much like the fish on the screen, the Eds were just fish in a bowl, while men of old ruled their seas.

>>93482643
>cheated on his wife who had already pulled a gun on him before

I'm amazed it's even possible to use those words in a sentence in that order let alone that this happened.

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>>93482805
>Much like the fish on the screen, the Eds were just fish in a bowl, while men of old ruled their seas.

Now you know why Fish Bowl 2 is a classic.

>>93482727
Nigga both. Eds were shitlords, but the Kankers did kidnap their ass and continue egging them instead of just cutting off.

>>93482805
>>93482841
woke

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>>93482853

I understand your argument but women in trailer park communities never have a large pick to choose from, be it the lack of a car or few neighbors so you hear alot of cheating going on in places like that. Same for small towns. So when a woman like this gets her man she will do anything and all to keep him. This is where that battered wife syndrome comes into affect, the mentality being "I can fix him, he is all I have" when in the end it just destroys both partners mentally. Its a sad process.

Shame EEnE had to teach kids this. Mother Kanker taught her daughters all that mess. Thus repeats the cycle.

>>93482908
Why don't people just not cheat? If you want to screw around, then don't be in a relationship. Not that hard to figure out.

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>>93478356
My waifu.

>>93482485
>"Hope you like our Dad's robes"

poor Kankers. this is a textbook example of daddy issues. all they wanted were men to treat them with love and care they werent afforded by their fathers. they even went so far as to seek a substitute through the Eds

>>93482992

My dad always said reason he cheated on my mom was because she lost her mind after my brother died which led to depression and ultimately no sex drive. But just because his sexual void was filled through another women he couldnt turn his back on family.

In the end thats the usual reason people cheat is because they want out but they dont want to deal with tue consequences of a broken heart.

>>93483016

Isnt Helga an all around cunt though? Nicest sister yet she's a god damn bitch to both her and her only friend

>>93482765
>make mistake
>deserve to die

Fuck off retard

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>>93483080
She and Phoebe are best friends but she takes her for granted sometimes. There are whole episodes dedicated to their relationship.

She acts like a cunt because she was bullied for liking Arnold in pre-school and felt she had to stand up for herself and come across like a bully to get respect, when in actual fact she's a creative, passionate and intelligent person. She essentially becomes the main character of the show for that very reason. The show's best episode is about getting therapy.

>>93483281
How do you accidentally have sex with someone? Besides, he's the one who killed himself. All she did was burn his genitals: a fair punishment for such an act.

>>93483317
Any show's best episode would obviously be a young girl getting the rapy, regardless of genre.

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>>93478356
Notice at the end of the episode how the blue haired girl was holding a Double D baby, whereas the blonde had a Eddy doll instead of an Ed doll and the red head had an Ed doll instead of an eddy doll? That implies that blue hair was faithful to Double D and the other two girls were cheating on their spouse. This is just further evidence as to why Marie is the superior Kanker sister and overall the best girl of her respective show.

>>93478699
Yandere isn't just overdedicated.
Yandere IRL isn't a cutesy adorable GF who makes you breakfast everyday and fucks you raw until you breed her waiting womb full of love children.

Yandere IRL is the pudgy, frumpy woman who clings to you because nobody else gives her the time of day. She's the one who drowns your children in the bathtub and kills herself if you so much as think of looking at another person.

Mental illness isn't endearing or cute.

>>93478356
a certain blue wizard horse comes to mind

>>93482485
Their mom is trailer park whore.

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>>93484991
Pretty harsh, but it needed to be said

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>>93484991

There goes my fetish i guess

>>93487084
>>93487197

Don't let your dreams be dreams.

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>>93483530
>Marie
>faithful

>>93488103

Gotta love how quiet the Mariefags got all of a sudden

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Wait, if the kankers all have the same mom and all are the same age then how do they different dads?

>>93489574
there moms a cat

>>93489646

Are you saying cats can get pregnant by multiple sperm?

>>93489692
yes

there are even a handful of human cases

>>93489574
They're not all the same age. Lee is the oldest, Marie is the middle child, May is the youngest.

Momma Kanker probably got pregnant shortly after each child was born, so they're very close in age. As far as school goes, the show seemed to imply that May is actually pretty smart, so she's probably a grade ahead, Marie is probably in the same spot, and Lee was probably held back (not necessarily because she's dumb, Lee tends to be the more violent of the three so she probably got a lot of detentions and suspensions, leading to shitty grades).

>>93478356
May and Marie are nice waifus, but Lee is fucking scary.
But thats the fun, since Eddy deserves more suffering for being a jock.

>>93485941
Don't you fucking dare.

>>93478356
marie is literally the best girl of any series or reality
prove me the fuck wrong

>>93490026

Marie would be an average waifu is the objective wasnt to think she's ugly. The animators were retarded not giving her an ugly trait.

>>93490070
>The animators were retarded not giving her an ugly trait
The buck teeth were supposed to be her ugly trait.

>>93490085
may is the one with the buck teeth

>>93490085
That's May, Marie's blue haired. The comedy is that there's really nothing wrong with her other than having a personality that's perhaps too abrasive and aggressive like her other sisters.

>>93483058
Damn that's deep.

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>>93490085
>buck teeth

Thats May. Face it, Marie is a mary sue

>>93490167
>Mary Sue
>Her only redeeming quality is that she's prettier than her sisters

>>93483281
There's no such thing as making a mistake twice.

>>93490149
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>>93490167
I'm an idiot, I read May instead of Marie.

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>>93490167
Marie has yellow teeth

>>93490265
>yellow teeth

As someone whose uncle would kill a whole room just talking, I got to say you couldnt even pay me to Marie. I can tell you from experience rotten teeth no joke smells like sewer sludge

>>93483017
Which is admittedly the healthiest way of dealing with daddy issues. Just find a good man to fill that void. Better than putting on pussy hats and screaming allah akbar.

>>93490335
Kek I feel you

>>93478356
> the dads' names are canon
How did I forget this

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>>93490351
>daddy issue sluts
>in any regard 'healthy'

even The Walking Dead punished you degenerates

>>93490590

Did people not think they had different dads? How would they explain the hair colors?

>>93490939
>How would they explain the hair colors
How does anime

>>93490939
>explain the hair colors
m8 it's EEnE
they aint gotta explain shit

>>93490956
Radiation polluting bloodlines

>>93489828
>Marie is the middle child, May is the youngest.

This was never actually confirmed, if I'm not mistaken. It's just a general assumption that May is the youngest given that she tends to act more emotionally than the other two.

>>93482750
Found Hitler, guys

>>93491228

Without tv, men would be lot less lazier

>>93483317

If she got rid of the damn unibrow she'd be perfect

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>>93492761
Presumably she'd grow out of it. She doesn't have it in the flashforward at the end of the Married episode.

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>>93493718
>>93492761

>>93493718

Holy fuck what episode? Is this the amnesia one?

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>>93493718

Is she older in that pic? Never seen her this thicc

>>93482523
I didnt even noticed until recently

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>>93494237
Arnold Visits Arnie. She's Helga with her cruel veneer removed so Arnold is much more into her.

>>93494371
>Arnold Visits Arnie
That's the one that parodies The Hills Have Eyes, right? Where it turns out Arnie and half of his friends are cannibals and shit?

I'm not making this shit up, although it was all just a bad dream Arnold was having

>>93494371

That episode is pure NTR kino

>>93494524
Yeah pretty much.

>>93494567
Arnold getting cucked by his retarded cousin when "Hilda" is literally his dream girl is so awful. The worst thing is that Hilda is literally just Helga if she didn't have her crippling fear of rejection.

>>93494619
>Arnold getting cucked by his retarded cousin when "Hilda" is literally his dream girl is so awful.

Made this thread just for you anon. Feel free to vent >>93495082

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>>93493329

>>93495382

He had a good run

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>>93488103

>>93494619
I'm pretty sure that's just Arnold's subconscious telling him he knows girls (including his dream girl Hilda) will never like him and he is meant to be a KHV (ie Ruth, Lila, Summer, his teacher)

Poor guy can't catch a break until he figures out Helga likes him anyway

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>>93483016
>Funny, sarcastic sense of humour
>As smart as Olga, but is humble/shy about it and hides it (hides when her poems are read in class)
>Creative and talented poet
>Will unconditionally love you as long as you notice her, to the point of making shrines with animal sacrifices
>Has bad parents and just wants to be loved
>Will do any crazy scheme just to kiss you/be close to you
>She has a cute pink dress that match her bow

Helga is a top tier qt, she may be hostile while she is 9 but will grow to be the perfect waifu dedicating her life to loving you

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>>93493329

>>93490695
why would Clem even care about Gabe? fucking forced as fuck.

>>93500314

Thats the point though. Jane's influence is cancer

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Reminder that this is basically the same show.

>>93500672

Male kankers or grown edboys?

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>>93493329
>actor is dying of cancer
>Robbie will never get to have friends

>>93500672
I'm trying to figure out which one is which. There's some overlap there.

>>93478699
IRL they will make your life a living hell
Threaten suicide whenever you don't cater to them
Threaten you and your loved ones when you try and take a few minutes to yourself to go to your little 6-year-old cousin's birthday party

It sounds great on paper but in real life, it's the last thing you want

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>>93500672

>>93501540
>Julian is ed edd n eddy
>Bubbles is mostly edd
>Ricky is ed and eddy

May is best kanker

>>93502988
Dubs confirm