Smile Kid Fun

Shit forgot the video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQ6JkIeApo8

>>93477439
>>93477451
YouTube is broken anon, this is not news.

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>He doesn't smile at kid fun

How new are you
Those are bot views, these channels are made to bait kids into watching them for ad revenue

>A million views on Youtube makes about $1400
>20 videos a month, with an average of 5,000,000 views is 196 million dollars
I won't make 1/10th of that money in my entire life.

>>93477439
botted and fabricated
the fact Youtube bots let them online let me believe Disney is actually behind it, since Mickey's copyright is getting close to its end, they need something to show to a jury and judges to say them "is this really what you want?"
Timing is just too perfect.

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>>93477560
Unless you start making them yourself

>>93477439
The only good thing that came out of this were the videos that Retsupurae did on them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rq1uiYXWIGY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5If1ZWfNoJM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnsyFyLcqj8

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>>93477476

Why is the actual content so fucking strange though?

I read on Facebook this morning that this board wants to take this fuckers down, I hope that they do!

This YT Kids videos along with the e-celebs being Vanilla virtue Signaling cucks, the pranksters and social experiments, the SJWs, neutered reviews, cartoon reviewing Autistarded and adultered movies and TV shows, are the cancer that killed YouTube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC_mFqVgheE

They've just changed their ad policies to limit what can be monetized with 'family characters'. Hopefully these weird ass videos will stop once they stop becoming the cash cow.

>>93477451
What the fuck are her abs made of that she didn't get ripped in half?

>>93477439
I don't know if this is true or not, but I think the views are coming from children that have their parent's ipad tablet or a smartphone, they'll click on these videos because it has their favorite cartoon characters on the thumbnail.

My niece watches this poorly animated knockoff shit all the time on her tablet with the YT kids app... like the family finger songs, even those toy channels.

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shit like this is why Disney wants to control copyright

Kids are stupid. They don't know how to skip ads and will often watch the same videos multiple times.
Parents are stupid. They simply give their kids their iPad as a baby sitting device and to shut them up.
Combine these two things and you get to churn out low quality content for 5x the money. Apparently there's also a bigger conspiracy involving fetishes but I'm not getting into that stupid shit.

>>93478584
>like the family finger songs
One of these videos is an hour long of looped animation teaching children colors with syringes. I'm not an /x/fag but these videos are so bizarre that it's almost sinister. I wouldn't let any child in my family watch this shit.

>>93477439

These kind of videos have the right labels so they show up in the YouTube Kids app parents use to keep their kids quiet in the back of the car, also bots.

/pol/ BTFO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GukbcdqUb5k

>>93478895
Shit like this makes me more ok with Disney controlling the copyright forever

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>>93477439
>this actually fucking happened in China
>the family of the victim had to pay the mall for the damages or something

fucking commies

>>93477874
THIS, ALL OF MY THIS.

Thanks Wall Street Journal too.

>>93479559
Underrated

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The world is a beautiful place and I am no longer afraid to die

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ6d8Yh8ZEA

>>93477587
>they need something to show to a jury and judges to say them "is this really what you want?"
Oh my fuck this is almost believable. Only thing keeping me from believing it is that they do it for non-Disney shit too.

>>93480639
>Only thing keeping me from believing it is that they do it for non-Disney shit too.
You'd really think they'd make it that obvious? You really think that every other big media company wouldn't throw their hat into the ring for this?

YouTube was so much better 10 years ago. The future seemed so bright when all we had to watch were Chad Vader and bad YTPs.

>>93477652
because its made by third world pajeets and gooks who have no understanding of whats appropriate for children

these people are from countries where child labor, child abuse and pedophilia are frighteningly normalized. toddlers get run over by cars and people just walk past their dead bodies giving zero fucks. so to them showing kids graphic violence and sexual imagery isnt out of the question.

someone at Disney needs to go just mass DMCA all these pink spiderman pregnant mickey mouse videos

>>93480639
I hate to sound like a /pol/tard but this makes perfect sense. They also bribed legislators last time Mickey was up for renewal, and the short cartoons they have been making lately can back them up.

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>>93479410
I wouldn't let them on YouTube period. Not even the YT kids app is safe from all this.

There is a video of some lady who made a complaint of this because she had a daughter who asked why a mickey mouse family in deadpool costumes were shooting each other in the head with guns.

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How are these made anyway?

>>93480987
>someone makes YT channel, leave it to /pol/ or /x/ to tell you who
>pays a sweatshop in india, china, pakistan, etc. to make shitty cartoons as fast as they can
>get a bot to upload the videos nonstop and automatically name them
>monetize them all
>make bank off of lazy millenial parents who download the YT kids app and let them watch it all day, whilst the kids watch, petrified in fear & addiction

>>93477874
4chan? Why wouldn't they say Disney wants to tear this shit down?

YT is demontizing all of these so they should stop being so prevalent in a couple months.

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>final destination 6, featuring Disney characters

Wouldn't it make more sense for the videos to just be some happy dumb shit instead of weird gore? It just seems off.

>>93477560
Do they really make that money or is that all just a myth? I refuse to believe Pewididwhatever makes tens of millions every year. It... it makes no sense. Why aren't these people investing and becoming richer and richer?!

>>93480115
Forgive the chinks, communism broke them and it'll take about another century for them to start getting their humanity back

>>93481197
I'll believe it when I see it. Otherwise, it's just more lip service from the shady side of the internet.

>>93477439
The people who make these videos are now multi-millionaires. There is no god

>>93482709
I'm guessing it's to make sure they get as many clicks as possible from naive young kids who are curious

>>93482803
I mean, so are certain people who work in counterfeiting products like makeup, putting shit like lead and who-knows-what into them. It's a malicious way to exploit youtube and ad revenue but things like this are bound to happen

>>93482813
Y'know you're probably right, I was just thinking about very young kids who aimlessly click through YouTube. This makes it worse.

>>93477560
Isn't that assuming that no one is using adblock and that every single viewer watches at least a certain proportion of the video? I'm not sure how ad revenue works but I don't think it's that direct

>>93478895
If they didn't have copyright then maybe parents would be more critical of what exactly their kids are watching - seeing a cartoon wouldnt equal for being kidfriendly and good entertainment. Even most of the actual cartoons for kids are terrible imo, but people trust them because some big corporation is behind them.

>>93480639
Disney has been rather strict with it's copyright - can even fanartist sell pics with disney characters? And they let this stay up on youtube?

>>93483027
>can even fanartist sell pics with disney characters?
I think some artists on patreon get around it by using disney fanart (and for the ones who live on the edge, disney porn) as a reason for people to patron them to see all their content, but they don't actually directly sell the fanart itself. Not sure if that workaround is actually something that holds up though.

>>93477439

i've been reading too much of the scp wiki lately and videos like these only increase my paranoia that they're some kind of horrible code or secret message.

i seriously cannot think of any logical or cultural reason that these are made. i mean, look at this shit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAibLtxmJdU

Where can I read some more theories about what these videos are and how they work? Its really interesting.

>>93483085
>i seriously cannot think of any logical or cultural reason that these are made
But anons have already pointed out the reasons.

$$$$

>>93483129

yeah i read further up, i admittedly don't know very much about how YT works. i thought you had to be a partner or some other satanic sell your soul shit to make ad revenue off of it, and i couldn't see YT wanting to be associated with this shit at all.

this makes so much more sense now, though. money from the clicks of dumb kids. i should try this, with less sinister content.

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>>93477451
>thought the first elevator skit was silly
>see the second one

nope my kids will be banned from youtube

>>93480733
It looked Chinese, at least based on the limited amount of Chinese cartoons I've seen (mostly Xi Yang Yang and Lucky Pie). It could be Pakistani, though, which would fit entirely in line with your description.

It's all so surreal, though. Spiderman & Elsa, too. I completely understand low effort content. I understand that unboxing videos are popular because kids just scroll and click, or they want the toy and are interested. I just don't get why all this weirdly dark or sexual imagery is making it into these videos. I'm a little doubtful of Pajeet or Kebab mistaking our values for theirs.

Poland has it's own proud contributions

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFMQLVa1K1Lo2Jd4p7-j_9Q

What was a friendly kids channel at first slowly halfway through became a channel of adult crude humour

>>93477451
Huh, their facebook page was taken down. That's too bad. I want to find out what country this came from. It would satisfy my curiosity.

>>93478542
I was honestly hoping she would get turned into ground mouse burger.

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Why don't we make a bunch of absurd animations for kids? Granted we don't know how the Japanese fully utilize these for maximum profit,
but some decent money could be made if we played our cards right.

>>93480639
also, read this.
>>93479957
>>93478895
quite convenient reactions, don't you think?