Take me to a fancy restaurant Peter

Okay.

We're going to a TWO-stories McDonald's.

>>93477212
Quien es ella?

>tfw she shows up with dyed red hair after Liz dumps Peter.

I don't think they sell crack on restaurant, Maria Joana.

Would you rather see this movie tonight in a theater alone OR eat Zendaya's ass?

>>93477374
It depends. Is the theater empty enough so I can fap in peace?

>>93477374
Jokes on you the only movie theater near me is a STAR run by Black people and frequently has Indian movies or if I want to see white people their is an Emagine where all the white and Asians are.

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>>93477374
I'll clearly take

Oh.

>>93477343
MCU's MJ

Is she really Mary Jane or is marvel just fucking with us?

>>93478338
she is MJ, it was already confirmed

>>93478338
In the first week it was confirmed that she wasnt.

>>93478338
She's not Mary Jane Watson. But her nickname is MJ. And she's Peter's love interest. Do the math.

>>93477212

Sure let's go to a place called I.C.E.

>>93478709
Im trying but it just doesnt compute
Why are they doing this?

>>93478806
probably a lame cop-out in case they want to use the "real" MJ down the line or she decides to leave the franchise

>>93478806
They know MJ is the most popular love interest for Peter, but they don't wnt his love interest to be white. And they know if they make "Michelle" the real MJ, there'll be backlash (like there was when the casting was announced that the actress had to confirm she wasn't playing Mary Jane). It's a misguided attempt to have their cake and eat it too.

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>>93477374
>>93477573
Oh..

Well..

>>93478881
Wtf is nothing sacred anymore?

>>93478957
Not to the Mouse.

>>93478806
>Why are they doing this?

same reason Pete's best friend is Ganke except his name isn't Ganke

>>93478806

Reminder that Peter Parker and Mary Jane Watson haven't been a couple in the comics since 2007

>>93479089
I though Peters friend name would be Pieface...no wait.

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>>93479089
Part of me thinks they're brazen enough to cast Donald Glover as a grown version Miles Morales. With multiverse bumping and time shenanigans, he lost his best friend to Peter.

But they wouldn't do that.. right?

>>93478972
The mouse this is sony retardation, remember how Sony wanted to make Peter a vegan break dancer because that was hip with millenials

>>93477573
braaaaamph

Why are they still not announcing who she is?

>>93477799
ARRIBA!

>>93477212
Why do her eyes look very slightly too far apart, she looks like she's spacing out

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>>93479198

Why won't they let us have this?

>>93479198
>>93480082
It still hurts brehs

>they didn't cast her as chat
What's the fucking point of it all?

>>93479267
he's gonna be the prowler

>>93477212

what happened with MJ? She looks different