meanwhile at the /co/ animation studio...

Were all those papers with drawings on them important? Because I set them next to an open window and, well, nature took its course.

Who's been drawing dicks?

>>93476293
they were bad anyways
now go watch some other peoples shows for, uh ahem, "inspiration" and tell us what you find

Will anyone famous come out of /co/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAExa9P7hME

We want the tumblr audience

>>93476199
does anyone know the combination to the gunsafe? the koreans got out again

So, uh, I was working with an Anon on an episode for one of our shows...we kinda got in a debate about our waifu...he said he wrote/drew her better, I said he was wrong and, well...

We need a new writer. And something to hide bloodstains.

>>93476508
You mean cumstains?

>>93476199
We been over these guys, we can't make a show just about waifus, it needs plot or comedy too

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WHERE ARE THE EGGS?

so i went over to /v/ game dev studios, and they mentioned a guy named "buckley" so i tied him up and told him that if he worked for us wed let him live
what should we have him do?

>>93476481
6-9-1-1. If that doesn't catch them, we can at least keep the young ones we stored. Unfortunately, they're less artistic than the last generation. Noodles arms will be less of a concern as they're too lazy to draw faces.

>>93476525
...Maybe.

man, I can't believe everyone got fired at the same time.

I'll miss that smooth silk on the seat recliners.

>>93476590
all of the IBV faces

i don't want to alarm anyone but there a fire in the room with all the mail i figured we just close the door and ignore it and the lack of oxygen should put it out

>>93476551
SHUT THE FUCK UP. I KILLED ONE TOO MANY MEN HERE TODAY FOR SHITTING ON MY WAIFU. I WILL MAKE IT TWO I SWEAR TO HER.

YOU CAN'T HAVE MY BLOSSOM.

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>>93476199
Were actually going crazy

>>93476657
that makes mustard gas

>>93476590
ill let him know if our character ever has a miscarriage

>>93476657
Yeah, my bad. Was trying to kill all the spiders that made webs on the scripts we said we were using on Twitter to appease some fans.

>>93476199
We should hire the Sonic Boom writers.

I said once and I'll say it again we need to draw "18 year old" little girls in comprising positions

ahem. GOKU VS SUPERMAN

>>93476604
mabey next time we should look into getting norks instead, they seem to be better at following orders

>>93476817
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

everyone remember to present your best work, the network executive, mr. shekelstien is coming by today!

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Hey, guys! I got an idea!

let's remake the Powerpuff girls!

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remember to make all your work halal
no haram allowed, it is sinful

>>93476987
For a THIRD time? C'mon! Be original! Let's reboot Dexter's Lab instead!

Guys.
Two words for you.

Clone. High.

>>93477091
WRIST ROCKETS

>>93476604
Why is there a purple sock puppet with a sombrero in the gun safe?

we need to make more DIESEL references you fucking plebs

>>93477133
YOU OPENED THE WRONG SAFE
YOU LET IT FREE IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE LOCKED AWAY

So do you guys actually do any work here, or...?

>>93476987
With blackjack amd hookers

>>93477189
What about the rubber chicken with puppet strings?

>>93477224
YOU UNLEASHED THE ARCH EVIL
ITS TOO LATE FOR YOU

Fuck your guys I'm going to write for /tg/ workshop

>>93477193
Not since the Great Strike of 2007-08

Aaah thoses were the glory days, we just do money laundering for the north korean slave market nowadays. A shame.

>>93477282
>knee
>pauldrons

>>93477285
Speaking of, have you filed away the smith report yet?

>>93477200
>amd hookers
dont let them catch fire
you wont get a refund

Executive genocide when?

>>93476447
Famous people have already come out of /co/, like Rebecca Sugar.

>>93477242
LONG AGO ON A DISTANT LAND

I, BARNEYFAG THE BAN-DODGING MASTER OF FAGGOTRY, UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE AUTISMO.

BUT A FOOLISH ANONYMOUS JANITOR STEPPED FOURTH TO OPPOSE ME

BEFORE THE FINAL BAN WAS STRUCK, I TORE OPEN A HYPERLINK, AND FLUNG HIM INTO DEVIANTART, WHERE MY AUTISM IS LAW.

NOW THE FOOL SEEKS TO RETURN TO /co/, AND UNDO THE FUTURE THAT IS BARNEYFAG.

>>93476671
hah, it would be cool if everyone drew themselves in this picture. Really capture /co/ in one image.

>>93477568
gentlemen, our new show

get the koreans on it ASAP

WHICH ONE OF YOU PIECES OF SHIT ATE MY LUNCH!!!!

>>93477727
some anon released the purple sock puppet and now the fridge is haunted

>>93477741
I didn't do it on purpose

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>>93476671

>>93477741
>>93477783
We both now that bullshit one of you guys ate my lunch

i imagine this would be really similar to the "how is your weeb comic going" thread

>>93476447
i think Roiland used to come here during the days when all those other horrible pilots he made weren't accepted

honesly im still fucking impressed about how rick and morty managed to become a full series the pilot is pure shit compared to the amazing efforts other anons have made in their little animations

>>93476199
What plot are we going to pitch to the network?

>>93477866
Girl... maybe a girl... has like, magical stuff and.. acceptance or something.... maybe cute pets that do funny gigs.

>>93477815
its the sock puppet, man
are you new here? we had this problem a while ago and we hired a wizard to fix it, but now hes on vacation and we cant get him for a week

>>93477660
The koreans wont take our stuff after we sent them Dave's unforgivable porn folder by accident.

>>93477900
Well someone needs to do something before barneyfag

>>93477887
Also nobody has elbows or knees

Also a heavy amount of 80's and 90's video game and anime references

>>93477901
show them the napalm gun
thatll scare them into obeying us

>>93477866
Hear this it's about a giant robot that shot laser of his ass, while playing a gigantic electric guitar, what do you think?

>>93477928
dont worry, we have him tied up in the crawlspace next to the bronies

>>93477801
Who let the negro into the building? Didn't we agree at the staff meeting that as of June 1st, the "Whites and Asians only" policy is in full effect?

>>93477960
are the bronies tied up?

>>93477966
What about me Pedro the office favorite guy?

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Please /co/ stop drawing porn, we need to send the storyboard to the koreans

>>93477938
Also none of the women have breasts since breasts are a tool of the patriarchy

>>93477953
Yeah, you clearly didnt look into that folder

>>93477988
You're White Hispanic right?

>>93476199
Bad news, gang! We didnt get the right to any of the revivals we wanted to make.
We got the rights for a Dobson comics animeated series, but we burned the thing down, so today was a win in my book.

>>93477980
yes, but the furries got loose

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Who are you people? Git out muh screen! Wait, where am I?

>>93477866
A giant grape with a heart of gold that loves graping children in the mouth, so they will grow strong and healthy.
Grapist, the grape.

Sorry, boss, took this idea from WKYK, but I think we can make something out of someone elses gag idea, right?

>>93478055
Welp, I'll get the flamethrower. Better safe than sorry.

>>93476199
The koreans gnawed through the drywall and got out.

>>93478063
We work here... sir?

>>93478117
I said we shouldnt let the interns give them their draw requests! Even if we get them back, they are ruined!

>>93477996
>>93477938
Can we make a not-hillary *WINK WINK* as the president and a homeless stupid orange man as the retarded comic relief loser? I bet kids would love that.

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>>93478122
WOork? Fuck that! I'm retired from animatin'. Gonna go to tha titty bar! See ya lay-ta, suckahs!

>>93478117
>>93478138
>>93477900
Alright, we have no animators, a demon is lose and our storyboards are trashed. Looks like we are going with plan B. Parker, untie the furries and bronies

>>93476199
Say whatever you want about this shithole, but at least we dont self insert ourselfs to have romantic relationships with our cartoon characters.... and get caught.

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>>93478195
Maybe we should ask /tg/ for help instead, sir?

>>93478190
Pfff... can you guys believe how gross this is? I mean, 3d women? ew

>>93478226
Dammit Parker! They already were instructed to shoot on sight if they see us! We have no other choice!

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>>93478190
Where do you think your going, true-believer?

*Steals your soul*>>93478190

>>93478085
i think theyre in the walls

>>93478195
we can fire up the old rotoscoping machine

>>93478284
The koreans trashed it during the first escape attempt.

We lost some good men that day.

Bastards...

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ALRIGHT FAGGOTS LISTEN UP! Time is money, and we're short on both, so I don't hear any of your shit until profits are up 38%! JOHNSON! I want you to create 8 poorly drawn, 15 minute long shows about lesbians and sprinkle in tidbits of "lore" to keep the young adult demographic happy. Then I want you to cancel them, create 30 more, and then put them on indefinite hiatus. Grab 3 of the tumblr artists I chloroformed that are in the broom closet, FUCKING GO! Paul, Susan, Richard, I want 6 action cartoons by the end of today. I want cocaine fueled fever dreams with flashing colors so goddamn awesome that little Timmy wont question the erection hes having because his goddamn mind is blown! Diana! Great ass, in my office in 10 minutes. The rest of you, start drawing overly sexualized women and half man half dinosaurs AND SHIP ALL OF THEM OUT THE DOOR! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE STILL DOING HERE!!?!? GET THE FUCK OUT AND GO! GO! GO! DIANA! GET YOUR ASS IN HERE AND GET ME ANOTHER BOTTLE OF SCOTCH!!

>>93478339
um, sir th-the koreans escaped. We have no animators.

>>93478066
Good stuff... but no.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqgiEQXGetI

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>>93478272
Fuck yes, I've been waiting to use this bad boy since day 1.
BURN YOU FUCKERS

>>93478430
>>93478272
Hey guys, I smell something burning, is the fire nation attacking or wha.... HOLY SHIT!

>>93478263
Great gopher guts! If it ain't Ol' Scratch come to take a try at me soul once agin. Come on, ya old queef-lip! I gots a whoopin stick with yer name on it!

>>93478029
Actually yes, like white pasty

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>>93478382
I DONT WANT ANY OF YOUR GODDAMN EXCUSES!!! JUST ORDER CHINESE FOOD FROM THE JOINT DOWN THE STREET, DRUG THE DELIVERY GUY, AND PUT A FUCKING PENCIL IN HIS HAND!! DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING FOR YOU ANON?!? AND WHERE IS MY GODDAMN CIGAR?!?!

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>>93476305
Don't look at me, I've been busy sneaking in panty shots and erect nipples onto all the girls

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Guys, /a/nimatiton studio is making fun of us again, can we please go back to making looney tunes shorts to show them we are better

>>93478323
well our next shipment of nork "unpaied interns" wont be her for a few days, and mr. shekelstien will be here tomorrow
so we have who options; we can try animating ourselves, or we can try to make contact with the tribe of escaped animator in the attic, but i dont think they speak English anymore

>>93478610
take it with a grain of salt, /a/ is only good at making Frankenstein shows made up of stolen ideas and concepts from other animes

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>>93477801
>>93476671

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Do you know somebody that can clean up these damn things I keep finding around the office?

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>>93476199
who wants spinach puffs?

>>93478754
theyll go good with the meatloaf

>>93478720
Send that intern, Dobson or something.

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>>93478713

>>93476199
anyone wanna do some brocain in the bathroom?

>>93478911
im in here damnit
spinach puffs gives me the shits

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>>93478880

>>93478830
ok I should warn you that their hot

Señor anon , i already cleaned el baño , can i take a break now?

>>93479044
fill in the bamboo traps and youre good

I'M SICK OF YOU DUMBASSES SHOVING LITTLE GIRLS INTO EVERY SINGLE GOD DAMN THING WE DO, PUT SOME ATTRACTIVE MALES FOR ONCE GOD DAMMIT

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>>93479110
ok thank you señor anon

>>93476199
>calls on phone
hi, is this the /co/ animation studio?

>>93479151
Anon, we already have that cartoon about traps scheduled to air this fall. What more do you want?

Anon , did you made that draw you said you would do? show it to me or you are fired because you said it will be done like 4 weeks ago , 4 fucking weeks and i need that shit now!

>>93479293
>Traps
You fucking weaklings, I'm gonna need a show with some REAL men by next week or I'm gassing the entire building

Who the fuck turned in this storyboard? It's nothing but 60 panels of poorly drawn tits, and racial slurs.

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>>93479334
Umm, h-here's the rough sketch, Mr. Anonymous

Just g-give me one more day...

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>>93479492
you fucking did it again anon... this is very good...
I am gonna let you go this time , but you better finish this for tomorrow

Alright people, as you know we've had 37 Korean slave breaches this quarter, and we're running months behind schedule on animation as a result. This means we're going to have to make deep cuts in the Gook Containment department budget.
So, point is, we need some volunteers to store and take care of a Korean or two while they work for 18 hours a day to hold up on schedule. Yes, you will be allowed to take your pick. No, you won't get overtime pay.

Any takers?

>>93479151
Would you accept attractive males (female)?

>>93479558
i can take one señor anon , there is always place in the casa of the rodriguez

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>>93479155

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Could we have a.... unicorn... vampire...

>>93479558
Cant we get some /k/ fags to do it?
Im sure if we feed their Aks and ARs they will point a gun at a gook for 18 hours no problem

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>>93477365
>>93477200

wait, you meant AS hookers, right?

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Hey guys i brought some donuts

>>93479151
Okay, how about this: we make a series about a bunch of big burly muscle dudes who wear speedos and do nothing but punch each other and fight... And then the loser transforms into a little girl and gets fucked. I'm talking graphic hard core full penetration.

>>93479935
>loser turns into a little girl and gets fucked
>not just having the loser fucked as he is
You gotta think big, my man

>>93479935
This can work

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>>93479863

NO BEARCLAWS!?!? HOW AM I EXPECTED TO EAT THIS SHIT?

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>>93480022
Dont worry Mr Anon i didnt forget

>>93479990
Do you mean that the winner turns into a little girl? That seems a bit weird but I guess it could work

>>93476459
Yeah, so start drawing all the girls with penis bulges.

>>93480092
And make their skin color Mystery meat brownish

>>93480088
No one turns into a little girl you nimrod, they both stay as men. The loser STAYS a man and gets fucked AS a man.

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>>93480078

Oh thank you. So sorry i yelled at you. Now get ME THOSE REFRENCE PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!

>>93480136
so where does the skirt come into play?

>>93480136
...I don't understand. Where are we supposed to fit little girls into this?

>>93480078
Are those pecans? I've never seen that in a bearclaw before, but it works. Weird

>>93479863
Do you have any that you didn't jizz on?

>>93480261
Yes, but they were "cream-filled" instead

>>93476459
>>93480092
>>93480112
Wait, leave my delicious brown futa out of this. /d/ was doing it long before tumblr. If it makes /pol/-crossposters feel any better it is probably at least a little racist.

Anyway, time to get back to inserting /u/ material into the first seasons of Legend of Korra so it is 5% less awful.

>>93478853
Hate to tell you this anon but, he already exploded in an unfortunate mechanical inflation-pump accident. We are having a ceremony cremating his fedora after lunch. McDonalds meals will be served.

>>93479744
>inb4 barneyfag

>>93480618
we have him tied up, dont worry

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Hey guys you know that remake of Billy and Mandy we're doing? I want add a love interest for Mandy that's based on and voiced by me, is that cool?

>>93480690
Fuck you buddy Mandy's love interest will be based on ME

나 집에 가고싶어요

>>93480736
Jake, stop.

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So I was thinking about adapting a more "unique" property to a certain audience...

>>93480739
Shit, he got out again
Back to the boards with you!

>>93480808
The best part is that it was made by a, uh, "darker" fellow, so we can just say it's diverse.

It's the ultimate weapon.

>>93480812
Kim don't like drawing frame anymore
Kim found gun and know what to do

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>>93480690
You are not looking at the big picture here anon our original plan was to make her fall for billy in the time travel episode so we can prevent 9/11 and the entire bleedman timeline from happening,which in a butterfly effect would also let us start the samurai jack reboot and fix the ending

it's too late for that anon, maybe during phase 2 we can make ME mandy's love interest after billy's death in super secret crisis wars

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>>93479602
Could I have everyones attention, I have to present these storyboards to the boss upstairs, I'm gonna need some feedback.

>>93481087
My feedback is wosserface needs to dye her hair, it blends into the walls

Brap?

>>93481157
SECURITY

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>>93481157
Alright pal lets get off the premises

>>93480845
Oh fuck they learned how to speak english.

Did we have the collars installed yet? It's our only hope right now.

Have about a show about two girls superheroes but, hear me out on this, they have to make out with each other to use their superpowers!
Great idea huh?

>>93481388
Get me a sketch of the dudes you're thinking of and we'll see.

>>93481087
Anon, why are the storyboards just Shadow mpreg again? I thought the boss wanted Sonic this time.

>>93481535
No no no, he was talking about Sonic, the fast food joint.

>>93481087
they look like scribbles

>>93481809
...right, I thought this was a low budget kids cartoon.

I-I was told to draw out scribbles.

Guys. What if we make Steven Universe, but Steven is a girl, and all the Gems are guys.

Guys we're being audited. Any ideas?

>>93481388
What have I told you about coming back here? SECURITY! >>93481278

Hello? I'm a 2D animator, I'm here for...

... Wait a minute, this isn't where you pick up foodstamps. Sorry, got off at the wrong floor.

>>93481879
no, thats exactly expected
carry on

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>>93481388
>>93481924
Dammit how the fuck do you keep sneaking in

>>93481910
a) Burn this shit to the ground and start back up at a new studio. Preferably one without large gaps in the walls where our workers can skip work in or b) Get the writers to forge records. Probably be the first time they've written anything here so they're not getting paid extra

I have no idea how audits work, so use this plan to your discretion

>>93481936
Someone block the elevator door. I've just come up with a new idea and I need someone to storyboard this shit

>>93476199
I wanna take a moment to say the interns will be mass raped in 3 hours if you are going to participate please have the red ribbon on your shirt when you enter the basement

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I'm...heading out for some coffee, you guys need anything from outside?

>>93482033
We need the police and a galloon of gasoline

>>93482033
Bring me back some energon and a mcchicken

>>93482033
pepperoni pizza and some orange soda would be nice desu

>>93482033
>>93482051
By police this anon means the male stripper kind

>>93482033
get me a boneless pizza and a 2 liter of coke

>>93482033
I need twelve packs of smokes, ten 40 ounces, a sheet of acid, at least three bags of cocaine, a liter of ether, one hundred pellets of mescaline, six bottles of lube (bubblegum flavored) and four hookers. Two lolis, and two traps.

Oh and some cheetos would be nice.

>>93482033
A rope rubbing alcohol and some razor blades

>>93482132
Make that half bone, half boneless.

>>93482140
Crunchy or puffy cheetos?

>>93482176
Crunchy of course. What do I look like, some kind of animal?

I need to talk to Human Resources about employees looking at Pepe on their phones at work.