You have been magically granted the power of Krypton. You are

Fly into space, crying, knowing that no amount of superpowers will ever be able to truly rid the world of corruption and evil, and by staying I risk becoming just another of the corrupted. I don't have the iron will of a super hero, or a rigid moral code.

stop Dr. Pig

Now if only Krypton had the power of Krypton.

>>93475748
probably do small things for personal gain while not really changing my current lifestyle other than for petty selfish endeavors. I don't want people finding out i exist.

Eat some chicken wings.
Maybe build a cabin somewhere.

>>93475748
Take over the world

>>93475827
Why?

>>93475748
>the power of Krypton

So...I explode?

Super speed to and from work... and probably to tropical islands for vacation.
I guess a little help for natural disasters and stuff.
zero social media since I'm pretty sure I'd lose my secret identity.
Also would probably offer to contract with NASA, russian nasa, spaceX and anyone willing to give me money to put shit in orbit.
Would get rid of space debris in spare time too.
Straight cash since a bank acct could be tracked

>>93475748
Try (and most likely fail) to live up to Superman's image. Mostly focus on protecting America.

Alternatively, I'd fly to the next U.N. General Assembly meeting and make myself known. I'd grant them the agency to call upon me whenever necessary to accomplish goals set out by the General Assembly on the specific grounds I would only act if the a MAJORITY of the GENERAL ASSEMBLY asked it of me.

I would NOT act on behalf of the U.N. Security Council under any circumstances.

>>93475748
Fuck all the bitches. In reality, dispose of all the nuclear stockpiles in the world, ensuring nothing can stop me or fuck the world.

>>93475748
I'm gonna kill a few people to see what it's like then help where I can. Not with crime and shit but I'll help build stuff, natural disaster rescue and stuff like that I guess

>>93476296
>>93476310
i want to add these two to my answer.

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>>93475781
fpbp
because its true

>>93475867
Not him but I think the same way. Once people know what you can do it's over. You will never have peace of mind because everyone would be tracking you down. I would rather use my powers for small personal gain and helping people out when I can, but try to stay a secret to the world.

Write "ur a faget" on the moon. Also get access to any pussy in the world. I am become the Chad of Chads.

>>93475889
Well, first it'll go to your thighs.

>>93476360
ur still an DYEL autistic manlet tho

You could only become #1 Rapeman and chad would still laugh at you

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>>93476300
>I'm gonna kill a few people to see what it's
You could just go hunting, Anon. Don't have to kill a person.

Become the Worlds Greatest construction/demolitions expert.

keep to myself. i can't even handle my parents expectations, much less the world's.

>>93476350
This is a bit pussy tho.
Who's going to track you down if you throw out your phone and pc?
Sleep on a desert island or in space.
And of course if people did know who you were.
1 person threatens your family/lover/friends/dog
>Take them to times square.
>Wait for news to show up.
>Overhand (underhand is for grills) throw them into the sun.
no one threatens shit you love again.
Also maybe use the same example to make them put arrested development back on the air but good like it was the first time.

>>93476423
sshhhh
just a few

>>93476455
>not ripping him in half a la Megatron killing Jazz to instill fear in humanity

>>93475748
Injustice

The fuck is the world gonna do when there's no batman or kryptonite to stop me?

And lets be real, people would actually cheer for a superman who'd stop all the shit thats happening in the middle east.

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Enter fighting tournaments, win many memedollars. Live in splendor.

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>>93475748
>Do I look like a superhero, like all jacked and shit?
>Do I get immortality like Superman Prime so I can live to the 853rd Century and beyond?
If yes to the first I become a super powered actor and probably the most overpaid man in Hollywood before taking over a small country like Zod did that one time
If yes then I become the God Emperor of Man and usher humanity into a new golden age under my divine rule

I love Superman but I can tell you I am not that decent a person to devote my time to helping others, if I was I would be a cop or doctor or work at a homeless shelter. So yeah I would be entirely selfish with my powers

>>93476579
>I am not that decent a person to devote my time to helping others
an issue that would arise with doing this is people would become divisive on who you help, ushering people into peace from teh shadows and letting them come together on their on is the better option

>>93476553
Help stabilize the region by eliminating all the fucking warlords and helping the governments get rid of the terrorists hiding out in their countries. But then Trump would accuse you of being a filthy Muslim in disguise as a Super Mexican.

>>93475748
Blow up.

>>93476455
I'm not just talking about being threatening me. People would constantly follow you around if they knew who you were. You would never have peace of mind. Same reason I would never want to be famous. People will constant follow you once they figure out who you were, you would never knew if someone is genially friend or just trying to rid off your fame. It just sound terrible to me. I would rather be a silent hero.

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>>93476616
>people would become divisive on who you help
What are they gonna do to stop me? I'm an invincible god king who could wipe out all life on the planet with heat vision if I felt like it
I couldn't give a shit what people want or think I'm taking over the goddamn world

>>93475858
This. I'd be a Justice Lord.

High speed mass murder, live forever quietly afterwards

>>93475748
Masturbate

I'd much rather have a Captain Marvel type power where I could change between me and a superpowered alter-ego

I'd make patrolling Mediterranean Sea my job. I'd hijack refugee boats on their way to Sicily and drag them to Canada (and some to Mexico for the lulz).

>>93475748
Fly over to NASA/SpaceX/other and introduce myself and prove my ability. Offer my services for the measly sum of 50 Million. Fly equipment to Mars/the Moon. Move whole buildings of people to these bases. Then take off on a scouting mission to check out the possibly habitable planets that have been found over the years. Maybe I'll feed Jupiter enough mass to push it over into stardom when I get back. Fuck policing Earth, humanity is better off with me out of the way of petty warlords.

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>>93476470
Anon. You don't want to kill. You shouldn't. Trust me, even if you think some bad motherfucker deserves it, your hand will always, always waver as you prepare to take a being full of memories, experiences, thoughts, and soul into a black nothingness. If one seeks to kill another, there is within that person's heart a deep trouble. If you seek to kill, fine -- hunting will do you good. Hunting your fellow brother and sisters, however? There is a finality that you will never ever be rid of. It haunts you. You will think about it every day, the look as there eyes tremble, as their hands shake, and their heart beats. They plead for you not to do it -- they regret too much -- yet you insist that you must do it. You kill all they ever knew, all they one day could have known...all so you can see what it "feels like".

It feels like you kill a part of yourself, Anon. It kills a part of you. Death never should be our choice unless for a just cause at LEAST. The American way used to represent that. Truth and Justice. Even if you choose not to believe in such things, you must believe that killing a man for the purpose of killing is against your morals. There's nothing brave about killing unless you have a cause, and anything without cause is not real. I've heard it all before, son. " killed because it's the only way of free thinking" they say. It isn't. Everything has a cause, and the cause for men to kill another out of cold blood is because they're angered, sick, or downright cruel. You haven't killed. Don't.

And to be honest with you, even if you're to be granted powers of immeasurable strength, I don't believe you'd want to kill. No, instead I believe you would be scared. And that's okay.

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>>93475748
Didn't earth prime prove that we are not ready for superheroes? i don't want to end up like superboy prime

i guess i would just fly to see if there is a planet where people is used to superpowers, or maybe travel as far as i can into the future, to see if in the next milenium the earth is full of super humans, i always tought supes fit way better working with the legion

>>93476944
That's certainly a nice speech but it doesn't make me not want to throw someone into the sun

>>93475748
So I die at the start of the story?

>>93477059
They wouldn't get tossed INTO the sun. They'd burn near it. It's like you've never even abused your powers before.

>>93477093
The moon then?

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>>93475748
first: dive deep into the ocean/ground see what kind of shit it's hidden there and make notations.
second: explore everything of the amazon jungle. since now i would be to go where it is pretty much impossible for humans go
third: see what is up with the bermuda triangle
fourth: I would go to other planets and explore space. but before I leave I would leave copies of my discoveries on research institutes across the world and draw a big, hairy and veiny dick on every UN building using the heat vision

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Bring peace to the Middle East..by force.

>>93477049
Its more of the isolation of the dimension paradise and the bad influence of Alexander Luthor that turned Prime to wrong

Since he got his superpowers, meet with Superman of Earth-1, fight the anti-monitor, see his world be erased and sent into a ''''''''paradise''''''' dimension. No chill time with Laurie on Earth-Prime, never.

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I'd definitely even the playing fields against dictators, corrupt politicians, richer-than-god assholes, and generally just those who have a whole lot of power themselves but choose to abuse it and take advantage of others. I probably wouldn't kill indiscriminately though, I'd rather just leave real "villains" at the mercy of the downtrodden poorfags they exploit, or have them officially charged for crimes against humanity or something if that'd help undo the systematic evil they've played a hand in. I really don't give a fuck about politics, maybe I'll just assemble a team of philosophically contrasting intellectuals to discuss how I could theoretically better the world without inadvertently making it worse by leaving massive power gaps that could easily be filled in by even worse individuals.

I probably wouldn't put myself too high on a pedestal, though. I'd know in advance that I'll never be able to please everyone, so for the most part I'll just keep to myself and have fun when nothing serious is catching my attention. Oh, and I'd definitely play a part in handling deep sea expeditions and shit, advancing science, archaeology, geography, and whatever else by any means people aren't fit to tackle themselves.

>>93476553
Yeah, pretty much.

>>93477122
those are some pretty impressive heat visions

>>93475748
eradicade muslim religion

>>93476423
is not the same anon

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>>93476417
>chad would still laugh at you
Not if I rape Chad.

>>93477093
>grab person
>hold them tight against your chest
>fly backwards into the sun super quick
There ya go

Solve a couple of the worlds big issues nobody wants to touch.
While dressed in a full body suit so nobody could figure out it was me.

Then rob a few banks, live off the money. Invest it into things I want to see done.

>>93477566
thank you

>>93477111
Depends on how fast you throw. In space, objects only accelerate more as nothing like air can stop them. If you threw too hard, you'd knock the Earth out of orbit, killing us all. You throw him at the speed of, say, a rocket, he would die before making it to the moon.

>>93477566
>>93477713
If the speed didn't kill them, that is. By the picosecond it'd take for you to get there, your hand would be empty.

Look, the best way to kill them is throwing them. You have super-vision to see the result from far away. Heat-vision works too, but it gets smelly.

>>93477462
You're right. And that's only worse.

>>93475748
Destroy Leftism.

Probably have to fly off to some remote location for a bit to sort some stuff out and learn to control my strength. Wouldn't want to be breaking hands with a handshake.

>>93475748
>lose to a man in a rodent costume

OR

>Carve VOTE TRUMP into the side of the moon in 50 mile lettering.

>>93477750
They'd probably die from being exposed to space before they die from the sun
And I'm assuming superman has the same sort of flash speedforce cushion that extends to people he's carrying so the speed wouldn't kill them

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>>93475748
I'd do this

>>93478089
I mean, yeah, in abut 46 seconds, though. Superspeed would kill them first, right?

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Hire a few poor college art students to crank out some designs for outfits, then get the ones I like made.
Then I go and be Superman and hope I'm given a decent name.

>>93475748
Probably go find some monks and learn tranquility and zen. I'm not an angry person, but it could probably get messy if I had all that power without full emotional control.

>>93478273
Does superman kill people when he carries them super quick?
I think they'd be fine
Just cushion them with your super chest and arms
Then just bam backwards into the sun and feel like wither to ash in your bare hands

>>93475748
Try to take over the world

Ayo hol up, if I get all the powers that means I get the silver age stuff too right? I'm gonna sneeze Jupiter out of our solar system and hold earth ransom. At any given moment anyone on the planet has to do whatever I ask, or else they will doom the entire planet to the same fate.

Each time someone doesn't do as I say I'll sneeze another planet out of the system until I get to Earth. God forbid some retard disrespects be when earth is last in line, I'll do it, then fly at SUPER super speed back in time and do it all over again

>>93478390
>Does superman kill people when he carries them super quick?
He probably should but doesn't just like flash dragging people as fast as he does should kill them, but speed force asspull probably explains that. They usually gloss over the amount of force being exerted on people when they're being rescued. Except that one time spidey killed his gf.

>>93478489
So we Gucci boys!!!! Catch me flying random people backwards into the sun for no reason!

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>>93475748

I would fly to the moon and sculpt the surface of it using both my laser eyes and physical strength until it resembled the moon from Majora's Mask. I'd probably paint it too just to sure it looked right.

Then I'd reenter the atmosphere and use my enhanced Kryptonian lungs to shout "DAWN OF THE THIRD DAY, 72 HOURS REMAIN" loud enough for at least 50% of the world's population to hear it and wait to see how people react.

>>93478662
Wouldn't that be dawn of the first day?

first things first, practice long enough so I can move so fast that I cannot be seen, and be able to do it for extended time.

Then I turn the middle east into glass.

I would honestly just travel around the universe.
I would also draw a huge dick on the moon before I leave.
I would try showing up on Earth from time to time to see if there's some imminent danger.

>>93475748
Rape everything.

Try to save people while looking away in the distance looking depressed.
Beat random robbers and thugs by flying them into multiple brick walls.
Destroy high-grade, government equipment such as satellites and bases if they try to spy on me.

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>>93478700

Whoops. Well, I guess that'd just confuse and alarm everyone even more, so maybe I'd do it anyway.

Make a space elevator, use my superior mind to find the cure to aging, chart out every quadrant of the ocean, then kickstart humanity's exploration of the stars.

Then promptly become a universal sentry, mapping out every quadrant of the Local Group and so on.

I kill all bad guys.

And if there are more, I will kill them too.

Fuck this gay earth.

Do I get the X-ray vision?
Because if yes, I'd fuck off to Las Vegas and play poker with rich guys.
>inb4 you're exposing yourself
Sure, everyone would believe a bunch of sore losers. The guy with X-ray vision did, it has nothing to do with them sucking. Sure.

>>93480096
I feel like that's not how x-ray vision works, but I'm sure superman has used it that way. You could probably just make diamonds like he does for quick cash, but It wouldn't be as fun as dicking around in Vegas.

>>93480096
wouldnt you get thrown out if you're winning a lot though?

>>93475781
This except not be a bitch about it.

I'd realize that all of my efforts would be perverted by the corruption of the world or my inevitable corruptness from exercising my power.

I'd live life normally and never use the power, thus saving billions of lives.

>>93475748
Well, I'd probably murder a shitton of people and shape the world in my image.

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>>93477544

>>93475748
Go on a nonstop space odyssey. Collecting shit from around the universe. And after that work behind the shadow to reshape the world after my own selfish image.
It's better to keep people in the dark about your existence. They'll be easier to control that way.

>>93475748
Start another Holocaust

Spend about a solid week playing around with my new senses, essentially having a protracted epiphany about the nature of reality, similar to what Lex had at the end of All-Star Superman.
Try as best I can to explain what the fuck happened to my parents.
Leave to go travel as much of the world as possible, talking to as many people as I can and learning the culture and social problems of each place I go. Try to get as many different opinions on what needs to be done in the world as possible.
Stealthily help out whenever major disaster strikes.
Keep traveling for 4-5 more years, then put on the suit, trunks and all, and reveal myself to the world. Would probably have to give up a secret identity, it'd be pretty easy to link me to my real identity if I revealed my face.
Try to be as politically neutral as possible, and cooperate with other nations' governments so I can operate within their borders.
Quietly collect as much evidence of corruption and criminal behavior in politics and business while I work in the United States and abroad. Photographs taken at superspeed, stuff like that.
Carefully leak it to journalists and other whistleblower organizations over a period of time.

And honestly, I'd do a lot of stargazing. Being able to have both ultra-telescopic vision and the ability to perceive different wavelengths of light like radio must make the night sky the most amazing fucking thing ever.

>>93478750
Put it on the dark side.
First so you don't fuck up everyone's nights, secondly so you can fuck with all the scientists.

>>93480212
>You could probably just make diamonds like he does for quick cash,
You'd think so, but you don't understand how the diamond market works.
Long story short, it's a racket and every new fad they advertise to you is another kind of flawed stock they're putting a spin on. Chocolate, Yellow, and Pink diamonds for instance.

>>93477148
>by force
nice plan anon.

>>93475748
TAKE REVENGE ON ALL THE WOMEN WHO HAVE SCORNED ME

>>93475748
Become the hero of /pol/.

>>93476350
But if it's still the same world aside from you having Kryptonian powers...Kryptonite doesn't exist and nobody on Earth has magic. You're literally invincible. If people know you exist, what difference does it make?

>>93475748
I go full libertarian.

And then I enjoy all the libertarians going full Communist when they finally realize they, personally, will never be on the top of the shit heap.

I would steal lots of shekels and buy a mansion Xavier style. Then I'd kidnap an orphan from every country and create an harem.

>>93475748
Go explore the universe.

>>93476243
>MAJORITY of the GENERAL ASSEMBLY

I don't disagree with your sentiments at all - but unfortunately, even the GA is often subject to vote buying/manipulation. Not to pick on China, I assume it's something any major power has done, but they've invested in countries and then those countries have voted them (for example - one of the Human Rights commissions at the UN). Likewise, Norway and Japan have used similar tactics historically to get approval for their 'limited scientific and research whaling" by smaller countries in exchange for this or that.

Vote bartering is something that happens, and I don't want to be cynical and say that it is always with malicious intent. I'd prefer that things get decided, even if it's an ugly sausage or ugly casing, versus gridlock, etc. etc.

But I'd never put myself at the mercy of a majority vote of ANYthing, not even a condo or townhouse HOA or local PTA or what have you.

>>93475748
Put the whole world in a bottle.

>>93475858
This. I would first test the full extent of my powers and then raid the UN and claim my empire. Then I would wipe out any nations that opposed me. Those that submit quickly will have my protection and favor. Kinda go with a Genghis Khan style of rule. Seemed to work out so well for him.

>>93478126

Actually, Superman would just be able to design and create a highly efficient solar energy powered battery, that would elevate the excuse that coal is necessary for overcast days, places that don't have sunshine, rainy days, yadda yadda.

It would create wealth all over the globe.

>Publically announce self and demonstrate superiority
>Claim humanity is fucked and I'm pissing off to Mars
>Kick space race into overdrive

>>93476744
Constantly having people ask you shit would get annoying fast. And you can't stop them. A desperate mom that thinks only you can save her son would risk death to keep asking you. And they would think that, because you are effectively God to them.
Multiply that mom by a couple of hundred thousand, and have fun never having a moments peace ever again. There's a reason Superman has a fortress of Solitude.

>>93475748
>the power of Krypton

You mean I can explode at will?

>use the super-speed and hyper absorbiation of Supes to gain infinite knowledge
>keep my powers hidden for a while
>use said knowledge to start a tech company and see it rise to the top
>as soon as I'm near Steve Jobs levels of fame, create an Iron Man armor
>use that for a while
>stage an accident and pretend I got my powers from there
>now I'm Superman with an Iron Man armor
>use my powers and political connections to strong-arm people into doing what I want
>before you know it, I'm the richest man in the control and control the White House
>bomb all the shit countries I don't care about
>declare myself President Supreme
>usher the world into an advanced technological/Star Trek-esque era
>keep concubines and fuck them every day

>>93475748

I spend two months performing selfless acts of heroism. I avoid fighting ANYONE or getting involved in any act of violence. I work, tirelessly, to save everyone I can from natural disasters and am otherwise a model hero.

Then, once I've established my brand, I give a press release. I only agree to be interviewed by Milo Yiannapolis. I publically declare for Trump, and give a shout-out to Steve Bannon as 'the most moral man I have ever known.'

Can you imagine the hilarity that would follow? Especially when I claim that all mainstream media is fake news? It would be a glorious trolling.

>>93484448
Would you also tragically not succeed in saving them from assassination by the nefarious Leaves No Evidence But Totally ISIS, Man Man?

Establish myself as the most powerful being on the planet, then strike a deal with Vince McMahon to put over Roman Reigns in 4 minutes at Wrestlemania.

>>93484488

I may be a little dense, because I'm not sure what you mean.

But I'll add: I never harm anyone and I never, ever kill. Even if I'm stopping terrorists, I wrap them up in steel girders or take their weapons away so they can be arrested. I act like a perfect boy-scout, but I constantly state right-wing views.

Note that I never denounce anyone or spout racist views. I just say it mildly. I don't say "The travel ban will keep the fucking brown tide out", I merely say "We need to take measures to protect ourselves, and I'll be happy to help." I don't say "Fuck BLM and the leftists, they're terrorists." I say "I believe Trump is the man to heal our divided nation, and I gladly support him."

It's all in how you say it. I don't say "CNN IS FAKE NEWS, ILLUMINATI CONSPIRACY", I say "I'm sorry, but I don't believe CNN can accurately express my views."

Watch them eat themselves, when I'm shaking hands with Trump and flying ahead of Air Force One to be his hype-man.

>>93484576

You're a supervillain, aren't you?

>>93484448
Do you have this reply saved for every time this thread is posted?

>>93484629

This is the first time I've seen this thread. I really don't remember posting this before.

>>93475748
I would destroy Argentina, and then track down an kill all the remaining Argentinians or people of Argentinian descent that were outside the country when I destroyed it.

>>93484606

Well, my most insidious idea goes something like this. In the middle of an interview, I go pale and fly off to the worst Islamic atrocity I can find. I dunno, ISIS executing prisoners, a rape camp or something.

After I free everyone and tie up all the bad guys, I go missing for a week, apparently having a crisis of faith. Then I show up and basically ask to speak to every media outlet I know.

After that, I drop the bombshell: I will no longer help Muslims. Why? "Because I cannot condone Islam in any way," I say. "It's like if I was helping the Nazis by-" then I cut myself off and go "I'm sorry, I've said too much."

By then, I probably have a reputation for basically being Superman. Imagine if Superman denounced all Muslims, because even HE is uncomfortable with Islam. I fully expect bloodshed to start less than an hour later, worldwide.

Cum on all my enemies. My cum shoots out like a fucking shotgun. It'll be the most hilarious hero ever.

>>93475748
Use powers to get awesome kryptonian bod, then never plow because I don't have strength control yet.

>>93484989

See, the thing that makes me uncomfortable is that everyone would think you're completely legit instead of an asshole.

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>>93476944
Oh yeah?

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>>93475748
Realistically, probably nothing for a good while. There is no large amount of crime in the town I live in, certainly nothing to warrant super powers. Unless something big like a natural disaster or a sudden alien invasion came around, I'd probably just go on with my life.

>>93475748
Do my best to live up to the gift.

In all honesty I'd probably just use it for personal gains, even if I had all these powers I'm far too clumsy and uncoordinated to actually make much of a difference, it would be MoS every day

Amass a comfortable amount of wealth in the most legitimate way I can think of at the time.

Then probably become a bit of a half-hearted, unreliable superhero. No dutiful patrols or anything, but if there's a disaster in the news or something then sure why not lend a hand. Basically the same thing as donating to relief funds to ease your conscience.

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>>93475889

Public executions of people I don't like, force companies to cater to my taste, force social changes

>>93476944
Counterpoint: I could peel Michael Bay like a grape and there would never be another Bayformers movie again.

Multiple personas and costumes.

In my superhero costume, which has tons of padding, plate armor, and a full mask, I stop whichever crimes I decide to stop.

In my supervillain costume, which involves a completely different color palette, a cloak, and some other gay shit, I do all of my "personal gain" activities.

Normal me lays low and lives off the money in a nice little house somewhere.

>>93487834

Bonus points when I get bored and play multiple superheroes. I might get a Flash costume and only use speed for a while. I might get a Batsuit and pretend to be peak human. Maybe I'll dress up as Thor, Shazam, Captain America, a Power Ranger, fuck it. When I'm Superman, I can pretend my powerset is whatever I want it to be. Everyone will think there are tons of supers running around now, but in reality, every hero and villain is the same asshole.

I'd love to fight for justice and save lives, but I know how the public and the media works nowadays: the day an entire city is nuked or something like that, I would be blamed for not stopping it. It's too much pressure.
People would assume, even demand that my powers are meant to serve humanity, when in fact how I use them is my decision and only mine.
So fuck them, I'd go full villain. I'd conquer continents, let them police themselves but target corruption personally. And get myself a fucking harem.

I'll use huge amounts of money in projects destined to investigate and create another supers so the fight between evil and good gets more fun. Being a villain and also the only superpowered guy in the world would get old fast.

>>93475748
work on my art all day long since I don't need food or money.

>>93475748
Probably just become a hero figure to America and then just build a kingdom of my own over time, simar to Griffith. Every now and then Ill come and do heroic things.

Also this
>>93484989

>>93487658
All you'd have to do is heat-vision his dick off. I mean, it's pretty much the only thing he thinks with. Without it, he'd be powerless. If you HAVE to kill anyone, I suggest Kim Jong Un. In fact, just take over North Korea. Proclaim yourself as dictator, decide if you wanna make things better or worse, and just chill. In the end, other countries will still not want to mess with you (unless Trump still doesn't like you afterward) and you can either keep the country in the state it's in or try and make it better.

>>93475748
Honestly?

Id carve a message into the side of a mountain that while I am too dumb to answer true morality but evil is evil and obviously so.

Then just start dropping bodies.

what would happen if I tried to push the continents together and made a new supercontinent?

Also I would assist NASA in colonizing other planets because I'd be faster then their spaceships.

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>>93477148
This pretty much.

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Probably just become a highly specific kind of god.

The kind of God you find in stories from the bronze age. The kind of God that lives in some far-away place away from the world of mortals, and occasionally comes down to see how things are going. And if that God doesn't like what it sees, it throws an autistic shit tantrum with fire and brimstone and lighting and thunder and waters from the heavens.

That's probably what I'd do.

>what do you mean you haven't reduced fossil fuel emissions?
>what do you mean there's still illegal logging in the amazon and south-east asia?
>what do you mean the great barrier reef is still dying?
>what do you mean there still isn't fusion power?
>what do you mean there still isn't a base on mars?
>what do you mean you're still not mining for he3 on the moon?
>LARS, PUT THE DOOMSDAY CLOCK TO ONE TO MIDNIGHT - ITS TIME!

The possible extinction of mankind within 10,000 to 100,000 years keeps me up at night. That's my arch nemesis.

>>93475748
I take my best friend and leave my family, the Earth, and everything else to die alone in its own animal hate. I don't want to save this planet or anyone on it. I'm leaving.

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>>93489005
>Griffith

>>93490879
Would it even affect him a bit?

>>93475748
I become the GeoM.

>>93491159
HIATUS

UNTIL

JANUARY

CASCA

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>>93491188
It'd better affect Kryptonians. A Kryptonian me who can't get high... that's an automatic Justice Lord me. I turn into a fucking asshole if I don't get high once every month or two.

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>>93475748
I will do everything in my power to save this world because my life will finally have a purpose

>>93475827
This.

Also >>93476310 to supplement my shitposting on 4chan.

I will drop a copy of 2009’s Avatar in a year when CG is first being developed and watch people flip their shit.

First I would go deep-sea diving. Then I would go explore Siberia. Then maybe Venus. And Io. And all the other moons. I'd take pictures.

>>93480096
You know you really don't need to do anything illegal to make bank with powers. Just contract yourself out to oil prospectors, construction companies, NASA, materials RnD. It's be piss-easy to get rich as Superman.

I would use my power once. I would fly around the Earth really fast and return time to 30 seconds before you posted this thread OP and punch you in the face thereby stopping you from making this thread.

I would walk across the world, killing everyone I saw commit evil and destroy everything I saw as evil.

>>93484989
You're like if lex luthor became the superior superman jeez

I'd read your comics

I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

>>93492776
This anon gets it.

>>93475748
My best.

>>93475748
Steal enough money to live comfortably for a few years
Use my powers to be above average at everything, gain more money to have a good life and help the few people I care about and occasionally do whatever I can to stop local crime I know about if it's possible to do it stealthy.
That and wonder if it's worth it to go full King Superman of Planet Earth and hope the powers I have don't corrupt me enough to actually do it.

>>93475889
After a billion of year

>>93478662
Fairly sure a sound that loud would probably strip the atmosphere

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i'd take over my country's goverment and make our neighbors pay territorial consessions to us.

>>93475748
Holocaust Round 2

>>93491255
You sound like an addict.

>>93475748

I'd build a fucking wall

I would continue the immaculate legacy of His Majesty Norton the First and stake my claim over the United Empire of America, continuing his protectorate over the country of Mexico as well.

>>93496078
For who?

>>93487864
this is awesome

I'd dress up as batman
Stop petty crimes without displaying my abilities for a few years
Generate social media buzz and just keep doing small time stuff and helping my community
And then I'd suddenly go crazy and display my full strength and just wreck a bunch of shit and destroy a city or two and then leave the planet
People would lose their minds
It'd be talked about for decades
How funny would that be