you know what I love? the smell of that rubber handle on the putters

>>93469503
Jesus Christ yes, if it wasn't so damn hot I'd go mini golfing. Or regular golfing while drunk.

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>>93469503
that you know a thousand of OTHER PEOPLE HAVE TOOUUUUUCHED

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>>93469624
Oh watch out, The Cheat. There's a statue of a wheelchair outside the field of play, several feet away.
Not moving at all.
Just statuing.
On top of that, the hole is about one foot from the tee.
Isn't the fun almost too much to taaaaake?
Isn't the excitement almost too much to taaaaake?

>>93469757
oh, I guess I forgort to port

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>>93469869
oh
I guess I forgot to prat

>>93469889
oh
gorka pa pork

Man, that stuff's just waiting for kids to either drink it or pee in it.
Or worse,

BUUOOOOOOTHH

>>93470043
i dont know whether to puke or have a seizure

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GET
YOUR
OWN

EH! STEVE, GET YOUR SASSYFRASS OUT MY BERLED HOLIDAY CABBAGE

EH! STEVE!