>Does whatever a spider can >Can't shoot organic web

>>93468935
I shot my organic web onto your mum.

>>93469021
But you're a dickless homosexual

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MALE. SPIDERS. DONT. MAKE. WEBS.
Also they're smaller and weaker.
Jess should be stacked and swole and shoot organic webs, hot.

>>93469055
Dubs confirm?

>>93469249
>Peter will never hook up with a femdom Spider-Woman that webs him up before having her way with him

why must you hurt me this way

>>93469249
please tell me this is an edit
even if you have to lie

>there are people that think any of his powers actually make any logical sense as "spider powers"

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>>93469270
>Pete and Jess get stuck on a mission together,
>it's september
>the start of spider mating season
>Jess is noticing Pete's tight little ass
>Pete is watching Jess's chest bounce
>every swing
>hot and sweaty
>knees weak
>spider bulge
>Jess can't take it anymore
>attacks peter in blind horny rage on rooftop
>peter puts up a bit of a fight
>secretly allows himself to be dominated
>he is tied up with organic webbing
>sticking hot white rope all over him
>jess plays with him for hours
>cum in every hole
>running down her leather outfit
>doc oc gets away
>pete left tied up on rooftop
>jess femdoms him every day until october.

>>93469353
Really he's more like an Ant than anything else.

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>>93469325
It's (not) an edit...

>>93469249
They don't usually make big old fly-catching webs (because they don't need to feed to support the development of eggs), but they can run silk just fine. Which they use for traveling, carrying things, trapping things and such. Kind of like Spider Man.

>>93469376
or a tree frog.

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>>93469358

>>93468935
he doesn't eat dead bees from under the hive either, what's your point

>>93468935
Why do you keep making this thread?

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>>93468935
>Spider-MAN
>Is a little boy who pleases old men for webshooters
hahaha gay. Who writes this shit?

>>93469688
He made his own webshooters, Tony only gave him the suit

>>93469249
Yes they do, it depends on the family/species. Also making a web =/= spinning silk. Every spider can produce silk.
Not necessarily, it depends on family/species.
Sure, whatever, nobody cares about Jess.

>>93468935
Do we know for sure that spiders can shoot organic web? What if they're all carrying tiny webshooters?

Why don't they just combine the web shooters with organic webbing?

Wouldn't that be a good middle ground?

>>93469857
this is a good idea
He can only shoot a little bit, but the wrist shooters extend the length and strength

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>>93469249
>>93469358
I mean if were going full nature mode then jess has to vore pete

>>93468935
Doing whatever someone can do doesn't mean doing it the same way they do it.

Spiders make webs. Spider-Man makes webs. Peter CAN do whatever a spider can - he just had a different method of doing it.

>>93468935
None of his powers are very spider-y, he could have named himself gecko boy.

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>>93469755
and the spider drone, and spider tracers, and the emotive lenses, and the spider signal, and the suit's AI to handle all the thinking for him, and the web wings, and don't forget the FUCKING WEBSHOOTERS with over 70 webbing combinations.
He's a phony little bitch who doesn't even make his own webs.

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>>93468935

>>93469249
That's wrong though.

The vast majority of male spiders can make webs. And the specific spider that bit peter could make webs

>>93468935
He'd have to shoot it from his ass, you dingaling.

>>93468935
Spiders can't "shoot" organic web.

>>93471274
Only two arms pleb?

>>93472951
You're a retard congrats

>>93471274
Wouldn't it make more sense if Spiderman shot web from his asshole?

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>no venom
>no webs
>doesn't use strength and speed like a spider does
>has a weird magical danger sense instead of feeling vibrations on webs like real spiders do
He's not a Spider-Man. I don't care what bit him, he's a fucking weirdo with a grab bag of powers with no real connection to spiders. And don't get me started on Spider-Woman with her electricity blasts.

>>93469358
isn't this basically silk