Discuss.

>>93462500
Kid Preston was SO BALD?

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>>93462500

>>93462500
But it's not night

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>>93462500
Yes, let's

>>93462534
>Bald neet manchildren
>Get's a good looking GF
>Just loses her because he was a jerk with her
>Lives with 100$ per mouth
>Don't die living alone and still buy games

I we must hate and admire Dobbo at the same time

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Oh shit are we having a Dobson thread? Awesome.

I actually think his recent stuff is a small improvement, it don't look so bad.

>>93462699
And yet almost everything he's ever made is about how much he hates some group of people or another.

>>93462699
I don't get it.

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>>93462675

>>93462710
Well yeah, the content is still garbage, but I think art wise they're not too bad.

>>93462500
preston threads have become bannable for some reason
same goes for sinfest

Dobson's comics are all "I dislike thing that is universally loved" or "I like thing that is universally hated"

He just wants attention

>>93462714
No, I was responding to his comic, not your assertion.

>>93462500
Imagine being at computers

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>>93462675
>Make several new female characters with their own comics
>They don't appear in the cover

I don't understand how can a person who tries so hard to be a good guy and voice of reason be so un-likeable and hated. It's fascinating.

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Reminder that Dobson plays Skyrim on his shitty mac at 5fps and thinks its fine.

>>93462760
>that gif

kek

>>93462711
The representation movement is coming from a selfish desire to say how good you are.

>>93462738
because you'd only ever have to try so hard to be liked if you were totally unlikable.

Dobson should just embrace being an unlikeable cunt and make edgy provocative comics

>>93462500
>Dobson doesn't know what wrists are or how they work

>>93462760
Dobson makes me embarrassed to like inflation.

>>93462699
>>93462675

Well this is serious contradiction, schzophrenia

because maybe someone wants to make white people happy

>>93462696
Didn't we discover last year that Dobbo comes from money and is probably just a spoiled brat

>>93462800
You should have already been embarrassed.

>>93462699
>I actually think his recent stuff is a small improvement, it don't look so bad.

He's never been the worst artist and if you see his college stuff some of its pretty decent, but his attitude is rotten to the point that he can not get a serious fallowing of any sort from any group. If you removed the people who fallow him out of hate he'd basically be a ghost.

>>93462775
I don't get it. I'm a FUCKEN WHITE MALE and I've both never given a fuck about the characters in my media being white nor have I hated media because it stars not white male characters.

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>>93462699

>Check all his works
>All his main characters are still white

>>93462500
...is McDonald's Night an actual reference to something, or does he think he can jist proclaim that as a thing?

>>93462810
>comes from money
>treats going to McDonalds like a special occasion to celebrate over

>>93462810
That would explain a lot. Any sources?

>>93462738
Because he doesn't actually try to be a good guy and voice of reason, he tries to make people think he is. The simple unavoidable truth is that he's just a shitty self-absorbed person who only wants to be seen in good light by others for the sake of stroking his own ego.

>>93462675
It's not a political statement it's just a lack of diversity. Straight white guys writing about a straight white guy doesn't automatically make them a fucking Nazi.
Why do white people freak out the most about white people?

>>93462860
dude I had a friend from a wealthy family that love eating at Wendy's and BK all day everyday.

>>93462500
Guy seems too excited over McDonald's. It's typically the cheapest fast food option out there & he goes there at least every Friday. But hey, if McDonald's is what gets him out of bed in the morning, why should I give a shit? This is clearly a weirdo who enjoys the little pleasures in life. I am simutaneously disgusted & charmed.

>>93462877
>black people can choose to be offended by black slurs
>asian people can choose to be offended by asian slurs
>white people can choose to be offended by black slurs

>>93462860
he comes from money doesn't mean he isn't retarded.

>>93462699
It only seems like an improvement because he's been tracing a lot more recently.

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Hey Hey Hey! Don't forget your favorite internet musician Brentalfloss

I worked with Preston in his best comic, Remenber when i said that Megaman was coming back and that the new Rayman and Bomberman were going to bomb?

Please buy the ost of this obscure indie game i worked on, i don' want to teach kids to play piano anymore

>>93462699
So let me get this straight, Son of Dobs
>Some randos say my pandering shit is shit
>I go to youtube to see people eating pandering up
>Somehow that means my pandering is good too

Am i wrong? Right? His mind is really a clusterfuck

>>93462675
>relaunched 104
>40 were diverse

Yes this is so terrible!

Then he adds in Doctor Who shouldn't be a white man. Next he'll be bitching about James Bond.

>>93462917
LINK SHOULDN'T BE BLONDE

>>93462699
There's so many scenarios there that just seem fucking weird.

>>93462836
Were do you think Moonman appeared, boyo?

>>93462893
Gotta say that you can't choose how you feel.

However, us white folk have been conditioned over the recent decade that diversity is best. It's best because it broadens the audience. Unfortunately, when race is made out to be more than just the color of your skin, diversity is more about what makes us different rather than what makes us the same.

>>93462940
>Prestom suports white supremacy

>dobby's patreon

>>93462724

Speaking of Sinfest, it hasn't appeared on the radar as of late. Are the mods overprotective over it or is the comic so foul that the mods ban it because even giving it attention taints the board?

>>93462893
I mean shit, we try to help, but everytime we make white people jokes you can get offended at you try to lynch us.

>>93462500
someone replace Dobson in the 4th panel with Heathcliff and add one old man talking to another in the background with "It's McDonalds Night" captioned on the bottom.

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>>93462675

>Only 40

>>93462940
....I now have more questions.

>>93462675
That piechart is misleading. He makes it look like 75% Straight White Men, 25% Everything Else. Yet the numbers he uses would be closer to 60/40.

>>93462930
Naw, Link should be a black guy. I'd love to see the fan reaction to that

>>93462961
Diversity is a typically neutral quality that can arguably be good or bad (and has a huge track record of usually being bad, not good) that we tolerate because it's a potential side effect of liberty, an ACTUAL virtue we hold.

>>93462988
Still not even close to enough in Dobson's eyes.

>>93462994
Black black or like Gerudo black because I could tolerate black link if it's the result of shuffling Link, Ganon and Zelda's roles around.

>>93462760
I love that this gif has more creative thought and talent than the artist it spoofs.

>>93462828
Oh yeah, because there's been such a lack of it.

I mean c'mon, I hate pandering as much as the next guy but you gotta at least understand why some people want it.

>>93462699

>Black Panther
>A positive representation of black people

Yep racist xenophobia is positive as fuck

>>93463025
>because there's been such a lack of it
I don't see how that means anything, but maybe I'm not pathetic enough that I feel my self worth is intrinsically tied to tv characters sharing arbitrary superficial aspects with me

>>93462976
The latter

>>93462987
https://youtu.be/0c4_b5PHWg8

>>93462903
Is Brent even active anymore?

>>93462961
I mean diversity opens up the door to exploring different cultures and making fresh stories with different perspectives.
It's one of the things that make characters like Blue Beetle and Midnighter fun.
Instead though, we get one-dimensional stereotypes that are literally just their race meant to be a moneygrab.

>>93462500
I always thought it said "McDonald's tonight?" but now that I realize he's saying McDonald's Night it's so much more confusing. What is McDonald's Night?

Remember when Dobson used Adam West's death to whine on Twitter about how only hipsters liked him and grieved him?

>>93462994
>Gerudo Brown Link with silver hair
As if there isn't enough Zelda rule 34 material.

>>93463025
>>93463041
>>93463073

I kinda agree with Mike Stoklasa on this issue;
If you're older than 3 you shouldn't have a fictional role model.

>>93463088
Also when he told Zelda Williams to calm her tits with a panel from Female Thor over her father's death, thinking that it'd be funny and lighten the mood?

>>93463082
A night where he goes and eats at McDonald's. This is a big event for him, because he's a fat fuck.

>>93462865
Someone got a google maps picture of his parents house(were he was living at the time, i don't know now) and the property was huge and the house pretty good and that would explain how a guy with no job and failed patreon keep himself alive

>>93463082

Some imaginary event he just invented in order to imply that his life has structure and meaning. He heard that some families do "game night" or "pizza night" or what the fuck ever, decided he wanted to be like tha grown upz, and figured "mcdonalds night" was a real winner of an idea.

>>93463062
I'm not from the US can someone explain to me why is this racist?

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>Dobson lists his interests

>eating and sleeping are at the top oh his list

>>93463082
Moreover, why have such excessive enthusiasm for eating McDonalds when he specifically used McDonalds as an analogy for why PCs are shit?

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Seriously is there a hate thread about this stupid arse balding manchild bear 24/7 on 4chan? Go to /tv/ see him, go to /v/ see him, go anywhere on this website and I see this fucking cunt.

Wouldn't surprise me if it was actually him who is starting these threads.

>>93463041
It's less about that, and more about not having to explain to some dude who's only talked to like two Black People in their life that, no, they're not all gangster rappers.
Bigotry is based on lack of experience with a group outside your own, more exppsure to them means more experience and less resorting to stereotypes to generalize a group of people. It's not exactly complicated.

>>93463127
It's not, some fag on youtube used the character for his meme raps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxvDJm8BLJA

>>93463062
Why the fuck would he expect anyone to get that shit?

>>93463140
Dobby is hated by everyone 4chan, tumblr, twitter, devianart, he barelyhave patreons, but he can't believe he's the problem everyone is against him and every other content creator is bigot for not agreed with him, seriously even fags from /co/ got jobs in the cartoon and comics industry, but this guys is so toxic that he can't

Andrew Dobson is quite possibly the most pathetic person to ever exist.

I mean he even beats out Chris-chan. At least Chris had crippling autism and shitty redneck parents. Dobson had rich parents and went to college and still ended up being an irredeemable fuckup.

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>>93462500
I feel sorry for him.

>>93463167
Fa/tg/uy here, even we hate him because he thinks tabletop gamers are basement trolls despite having no idea how D&D works.

>>93463140
Dobson transcends board limits, he finds ways to piss all subcultures off

>>93463179
What about sixhead man, who makes codak or whatever?

>>93463183

That's because you're still young. Soon enough you'll meet someone who you begin to associate with out of pity, before quickly realizing that the reason nobody else likes them is because they're actually human garbage and should be buried in a landfill.

>>93463191
Dobson dosen't understand basic math like nothing complicated, just basic ecuations and truly thinks people who make sports are dumber than him

>>93463140

So thank god you never went into Deviantart/twitter/Tumblr/facebook/reddit/Femminist blogs/conventions or ever talked to people who meet him in real life

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Fact: Dobson did nothing wrong.

>>93463210
>tfw you're the human garbage

>>93463225
He wanted to play pc games but bought a Mac

>>93463234

How Morbi manages to be a furry, a tumblr fag, and still /ourguy/?

>>93463167
>>93463199
>>93463223
Is there any big archive that lists everything he has done that has pissed everyone off? To have such a negative presence everywhere he has to be scum of the earth

>>93463270
His ED page is the best we have

>>93462699
fucking Christ Dobby, how are you always such a homo
for his sake I hope this is just him putting on an act so Tumblr people will like him more (since he needs all the support he can get)

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>>93463279
Is he really that proud of his inflation fetish?

>>93462675
Wait, there are canon reasons Dr. Who is always a man, or is he just making an escape route if he gets called out on something? I assume he could regenerate as damn near anything, man, woman, asian, black, etc, but just didn't.

>>93463026
It's mainly aimed at US citizens.

>>93463043

That bad huh? What has the comic been doing lately? Is it STILL spinning its wheels like in 2013 and hasn't moved on?

>>93463265
That's Chochi you tit.

>>93463338
No

Not because of shame, but because porn is bad for woman

He was never man enough to adimit his fetish and constantly shit on the people who used to masturbate for his art

>>93463338
Nope actually he always negate all his fetish stuff even if everyone knows thats how some many people hate him, he's hypocrite

>>93463338
No. He deleted&denied as hard as he could, which is why people used it to get a rise outta him.

>>93463010
Gerudo Link could be cool, but they're more brown than black.

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>>93463191
There's a screencap out there that lists why a whole swathe of boards hates him but I don't have it.

>>93463248
god damn unforgivable piece of furry trash

>>93463010
Actually that's a neat idea kind of like a GTA 5 Zelda game where you control A Goron, Zora and Gerudo who have inherited Link's power through a botched reincarnation while Ganon was born into the body of the next Link and Zelda thinks he's the hero.

>>93463339
the explanation is that time lords have a small amount of control over what they regenerate into, just not their specific appearance. So pretty much the Doctor is just used to being a white British dude and he keeps on purposefully regenerating into one because he doesn't like change. Of course he also keeps trying to make himself ginger but he can never get it right.

>>93463452
Shit. Now that's a burn.

>>93463387
This is one of the reasons I dislike him.

>>93463452
No wonder Prequel updates once a century.

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>>93463452

Tatsuya Ishida or Andrew Dobson

>>93463525

So did Missy intend to become a girl or was that one of those things that time lords can't control?

>>93462800
You weren't before?

>>93463586
Jesus Christ, at least I actually read comics.

>>93463279
>curtsibling
Ironically Dobson with a modicum of self awareness but equally sad fandoms

>>93463444
You're not "playing" anything at framerates that low.

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>>93463586
Hey, I remember that thr-

>03/27/12(Tue)12:40

>>93463686
You're getting old.

>>93463686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-suhRCpfME

>>93463616
Knowing The Master he probably wanted to be a woman this time round.

>>93463686
thats really not that long ago is it?

>>93463791
Half a decade.

>>93463808
odd to think that its exactly 1/4 of my life

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>>93462699
>mfw Wakandans hate black Americans

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>>93462500
>dobson was that weird kid who announced things to himself out loud and wondered why no one hung out with him

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>>93462675

Why is he of all people a SJW?

Does he think it's gonna get him laid or something?

>>93463924

If you looked at most SJWs, you'll find that he's not that unique.

>>93463924
Victim complex

>>93463924
Insecurity

When they started to attack betas, fat neckbeards, manchildren, and "people who will never get laid" these guys wanted to feel apart from what they really are

Most people beluve that being good is not based on improving yourself, but choosing a side. There are bad and bad people, and people who are good and bad on being people

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>>93463654
You'd be surprised how much you can tolerate when you don't have anything better. Back when I had a toaster I'd sometimes have performance worse than that webm but to me it was worth it to get to play the game.

>>93463349
>>93462976
Sinfest threads have been banned since at least 2014.

>>93463974

It's not like Sinfest is relevant these days. Why even stick to the ban? Let anons hate it in peace.

>>93462675
You know, there are dozens of Japanese stories where the main characters are half-white. But Japan doesn't have that many half-white people. Maybe the Japanese just like making their MC half-white because it gives them cheap background without having to work hard, but at least they're not going out of their way to make a retarded political statement or create diversity where none is needed because you should be making stories you want to make instead of those you feel you need to make.

>>93463979
It wasn't relevant in January 2014 either but that's when I remember the threads were getting banned over and over.

>>93462500
Surprise no one post that comic when he compare a pc to McDonalds

>>93463924
SJWs portray themselves as anti-bully forces while spending most of their time bullying others. It's a great cover for self-righteous assholes to feel good about themselves while kicking nerds in the dick for being nerds.

Notice how hockey is pretty much all white but none of them ever say anything about that? Because athletes are big and strong and can kick your ass. Better to stick to beating on comic readers who never hurt anyone.

>>93464002
IMAGINE BEING SO FAT

>>93463146
Moonman being racist predates that you newfag

I'll be 29 in less than two weeks.
I have no prospects, my job is shit, every other job I can attain is just a sidegrade into my shit.
I have no significant other and every day I imagine what it would be like to have a loving wife and children in my own home.
I contemplate killing myself fairly regularly and absolutely hate myself, and I know if an 8 year old me meet the man he was going to become, he'd hate me too.
I can't remember the last time I had genuine fun or was actually happy for even a few moments.

But I'm still thankful that, despite all of this, at least I'm not Andrew Dobson.

>>93464007
YOU LOOK AT A COMPUTER

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>>93464026
>imagine being at computers
>so fat you look and see food

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>>93463686

it's about class struggles.

>>93464026
this strip always fucking slays me because it highlights just how technologically retarded the poor bastard is

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>>93464071

>Reminder that Dob's got a job on the airport, and was fired by being caught sleeping on top of the baggage when no one was looking

A noble man he is

>>93464178
Damn, I need to step up my "ways I've gotten fired" game. Dob gives me a run for my money.

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>>93464017

I wonder just how self-aware he is.

I know he lives in a state of delusion.
Even though he's a creep, he still has a fanbase of creeps. That's gotta be something, right?

McDonalds is good. Fuck the haters.

>>93464203
>clipboard with paper
>no proper sketchbook what so ever

this guys mediocrity despite his pretentious ideals never ceases to amaze

>>93464203
What fanbase? He makes so little patreon money that he had to take the number off because of how embarrassing it was. Jesus, even Moviebob makes tens of thousands off of Patreon, so what excuse does Dobson have?

>>93464203
I remember that one strip he drew of himself wearing some red "no-touching" cos-player badge at a con so no one would talk to him. It struck me as autistic on several levels: that he would think anyone would recognize him let alone try to talk to him, that he thought people would appreciate him documenting this in his shitty comic, and that he failed to grasp the irony that those badges are made for attractive people to keep fat spergs like himself at bay.
He has no self-awareness whatsoever.

>>93463924
>Andrew Dobson does a great job giving distinct voices to each character and by the time you finish the first volume you'll feel like you understand most of them

is that even a compliment?

>>93463452
Oh man isn't that the prequel guy? What a stand up fellow. I had no idea he was so successful.

>>93462760
Funny, but BE is not inflation.

>>93464212
don't diss the clipboard with paper, it's a cheap solution, don't let dobson soil it, sketchbooks are overpriced these days

>>93464230
THEY TALK GOOD

>>93463686

I still remember Dave's batmanxjoker /-fic vividly, among other things.

>>93462534
Yes he actually grew more hair the older he gets

You used to be able to peer the back of his head as a makeshift mirrior but now you can't

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>>93463140
old but gold

>>93463990
God i hate /co/ mods! They are like mini-barneyfags who stick to a particular kind of thread and keep deleting it without giving reason and igoring the others that would be against the same or even more rules

At every hour of the day is a different flavor of faggot

>>93463834
The general attitude of Africans is denying that there are black people in the US. There's nothing but US Americans in the country according to them.

>>93462500
hoo boy a dobson thread, its been a while

>>93464285
>/k/ would hate him as a default because he is a progressive that would instantly hate firearms
>/pol/ would hate him for being a progressive
>/ck/ would hate him for him being a fat fuck who loves McDonalds

>>93464343

All of 4chan would hate him simply for thinking he's better than them.

>>93464317
>There's nothing but US Americans in the country according to them.
Anon, that's basically what all people from a country think when an American say "my great-great-great-grandfather was X so I'm X"

>>93464317
Well they're not wrong.
Not everyone needs to put everyone into little racial boxes like Americans seem to want to do

>>93464362
In other words the truth. There are probably about 50,000 pure-blooded Africans in America and the rest are anything between 30% and 70% other ethnicity blended together.

>>93462675
> The Doctor
> the most powerful and intelligent being in the universe

Nigga, he's just lucky.

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Well this ain't so ba- oh...it's from 2008.

Can we talk about how Dobson's color pallet used to be a nice faded pallet and how he has this horrible technocolor pallet now?

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>>93462675
>>93462699
>just woke up
>already met with a dobson thread
>already angry at 7 am

I love you /co/, I really do.

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>>93464422
>10
>chrome
>laptop
>facebook
>no funny tabs

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>>93462500

>>93464253
buddy you can get a canson sketchbook thatll last you a full year for like $10 and its good quality paper you can use a good variety of mediums on dont be a faggot

>>93464442
See >>93464203 he's a big guy for no one

/v/ confession

I've never thought Preston's art was bad, just that his style and humor were terrible. Does /v/ really think he sucks as an artist? He's got more talent than most of us.

>>93464465
I clicked on the first page I saw dobson was still posting on mate

for the others...well no need to sperg out on me mate

>>93464442
>You merely adopted the pump. I was born in it, molded by it. I've never seen a deflated woman until I was a blue bear, and by then it was problematic

>>93462500
this was unironically comfy as fuck to do when I was in junior high

>be 13
>weekend started
>just go to Jack in the box and order 2 tacos for 99 cents and sit in a park bench

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>>93464492

>>93462738
Becase people hate hearing the truth.

>>93464486
For a guy who supposedly went to an art school, his art is really nothing special, you easily find people who draw as good as him or even better all over internet.

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>>93463062
His later production is far better than his early shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-UhflrM0A0

>>93464486
he may have the potential to be a good illustrator but he holds himself back and refuses to hone his skills enough to breathe any real life into his repetitive and sad attempt at "cartooning". any asshole that can put a pen to a piece of paper and takes the time to look into what makes a character expressive and spends some time working on their pen control can achieve dobsons current skill level within a couple months at most. the reason hes constantly shat on for having crap art is specifically because most people can see hes just a dick that refuses to accept any helpful advice to better what is supposedly his lifes passion and would instead rather wallow in self pity and let his work stagnate

>>93464422

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>>93462917
>Yes this is so terrible!
It's not terrible, but you keep bitching how Marvel is "shilling their SJW propaganda" when as a matter of fact, less than a half of the series does this.

>>93462802
Maybe it's about time those fucking oppressors stopped being happy?

>>93464474
hol up hol up
He celebrates eating at mickey d's but then compares it to computers he hates?

>>93463971
I played Skyrim at 5-10 FPS back when I had a crap PC, so I can verify thus. I played 17 hours of it.

>>93464529
>>93464541

Are you seriously taking Dobson's side on this?

>>93464422
omg nintendo ripped off Dobson??
because drawing someone in a wedding dress is such an original idea?

>>93463313
Tumblr hates him and they will always hate him because Dobson is safe to hate. he can focus on social justice as much as he wants but he will forever be known as the guy who made inflation porn

>>93464589
Apparently he took it from the mario comics and because nintendo used it again they owe him...I have no idea how dobson's brain functions

>>93464589
Read the comments. It's even worse
>can I get credit for putting Peach into a wedding dress
>actually she was in a wedding dress in one of the comics
>yeah I know that's what this is based off of

>>93464362

>my great-great-great-grandfather was X so I'm X

Fuck I know people like that.

It's like people can't have pride in their heritage unless it's non-white. Instead you're Hispanic because your Great Grandmother was half Cuban.

>>93462699

What I'm getting from this is he writes comics and panders to minorities to feel smugly superior and pat himself on the back.

>>93464576
I'm pretty sure the second one was ironic

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>>93462760
>>93463444
>>93463654
>all this elitism

>>93464687
Being an elitist is one thing, and having standards is another.
How the fuck do you play a game at a framerate that low? Goddamn dobby, he'll never admit it when he's in the wrong.

>>93464672
>It's like people can't have pride in their heritage unless it's non-white.
Stop drinking the /pol/ kool aid, """"Irish""""-American do it too.

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>>93464203

Why are the two people I hate the most in the entire world mirror images of each other?

>>93464422
>Fast lives matter
???

Been out of the loop for a while; has there been any Preston controversies lately where I can laugh at his plight?

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>>93464710

>>93463179
He's not Anthony Burch.

>>93464703

I've never been to /pol/ but that's what I get when I observe the fevered attempts to claim something like " I'm Hispanic!" despite being less than a quarter.

>>93464722
At least Burch got laid before, as much of a cuck as he is.

>>93464714
he made fun of Adam West's death

>>93464764
Y-you're kidding right

>>93464764

I'd like to hear this

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>>93464764
Seriously? Oh boy here we go.

>>93464773
>>93464782
>>93464789
I don't think he did. But he did use it as an excuse to be a condescending faggot, by claiming everyone else except himself hated West for the 60's batman.

>>93463444
legend of zelda on the n64 had more fps than this.

>>93464687

>"To people bitchy about sitting on hardwood chairs, I sit on splintery tree-stumps that ooze with sap. Fuck your elitism"

>>93462675
Well, I'm not white or British, but I never gave a fuck about The Doctor being anything because that's not the reason I watch the show in the first place.
If you watch something because one of the main characters is a certain race or demographics you're probably boring af and shallow to begin with.
I bet you people that are raving about Black Panther because its mostly black cast don't fucking read the comics.

>>93464285
It should include /fit/ since he has gone on tirades about healthy at every size bullshit
and /pol/ and /int/ for his political stances and his brazen ignorance about other cultures and nations.
Also why is /sp/ depicted as a giga nigga? I thought /sp/ was too shitposting footballers (handegg and divegrass respectively)

>>93464599
>>93464589
Look shitting on Dob is hilarious and all, but I am pretty sure it was just a joke.

>>93465204
It still doesn't make any sense though?

>>93462696
>>Get's a good looking GF
source

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>>93465427

>"God I hate myself so much!"

>>93462675
>If I cast myself as a cute fuzzy teddy bear, it... makes my message more true?

Why does he use that persona, again? It's just him, isn't it?

Can we get a storytime going for Dobson's "book"? I'm curious to see what it's like

>>93465427
i'm surprised he hasnt jumped on the trans band wagon

>>93462699
Just look how full of himself he is in the last panel.

>>93462675
Does he even read any Marvel comics?

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>>93462800
At this point, you just learn to roll with the fact that you have a joke fetish.

>>93463338
He had a girlfriend once, but she freaked out at him when he showed her it. There was a post on bodyinflation.org from him waaaaay back. Like 7 years ago

>>93465427
>I have never met a Woman: The Comic.

>>93462699

seriously how is this supposed to make anyone happy
>>93465427
"men are shit and women are entitled cunts"
just kill yourself Dobson

>>93464721

Ididntneedtoseethat.jpg

>>93463234
lads...

>>93464225
Movieblob is the most undeservedly elitist and self righteous retard I've ever seen.

He's like the quintessential Anointed come to life.

>>93462699
>LESBIAN KICK!
How progressive!

>>93465427
>we're much more attractive than guys are
has this guy ever talked to another human being at any point?

>>93465427
But... they ARE being sexist pigs, or technically sows I guess

>>93465427
>women
>trusting eachother

thatpictureoftheallfemaleoffice.jpg

also taking showers in some kind of pirate ship, that must be some hell of a plumbing system

>>93464285
It needs to have a /trash/ update.
Not even the furries want him.

I'm just glad everyone calls him Dobson because I share his first name and this way I am less associated with him.

>>93464722
Anthony Burch makes money writing video games. Regardless of what you may think of his writing quality, personality, etc. that's a great job to have.

Meanwhile, what does Dobson have?

>>93463452
Hey Kaz, how's that update coming along?

>>93465868
Presumably, a Wii U.

>>93465427
This is great. I am saving this to use to trigger various boards in the future.

>>93465882
Heh.

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>>93465427
>women
>trusting each other
Truly the funniest thing Dobson ever wrote.

>>93462970
>22 patrons meaning at least 22 dollars a month
Maybe I should start my own Patreon.

>>93465797

I hate Moviebob more than I have ever hated anymore in my life.

The level of unwarranted self-importance and smug pseudo-intellectualism are off the fucking charts. with that man.

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>>93465882

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>>93465515
it's because he kept getting made fun of for making his previous avatar look like >>93462500 when really he looks like >>93463924 so he drew >pic related. now you might be thinking "Man that's really pathetic and petty" and well... That's our Dobby!

Why does Dobson draw eyebrows floating WAY above the heads?

>>93465580
Who is that woman in the gif?

>>93463452
How does DeviantArt hinder artistic development?

>>93465943
Being a professional artist with a DeviantArt account is like putting a Roblox link in your job application.

>>93465909
"There are no bad tactics only bad targets"

Like, does Blob not understand he's justifying terrorism, torture, assassination etc with that line?

>>93465849
He shits on furries too, see his comics

He just draws hinself as a bear because he don't want to represent hinself as a fat bald man

Also, he made a fluttershy commision for a young girl but shat on the on non stop the show after people asking if he really watched it, then he went full scruffy and deleted all his comments and edited his views when bronies started to shit on him back

>>93465943
DeviantART is generally fine for artists who simply need a place to put their art. However, people like Dobson use DeviantART as a metric for their own talent, believing that the number of favs you have is equivalent to how successful you are as an artist. An artist who truly wants to grow in their craft does not use DeviantART for feedback, the site is full of amateur artists who are not adept at critique and more interested in making fan art of their favorite animes.

>>93465943
You are a artist who can't make a decent portifolio site for yourself? At least make a tumblr

>>93466008
>Also, he made a fluttershy commision for a young girl
I remember that, he made the art but he also added a note directed at the girl who commissioned it that she "should really stop watching such a dumb show".

And the man wonders why he doesn't get commissions.

>>93465972
many professionals have a DA account, how about leaving the Sonic OC tag for two minutes faggot

>>93466060
Name ten. Since you went so far as to say "many", this should be easy.

>>93465993

He literally doesn't view his political opponents as human beings.

His self-awareness is literally non-existent.

He's made a few "If I made this movie" fake film pitches over the last year and every single one of them has been primarily about having an excuse to show caricatures of people he dislikes getting murdered.

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Classy as fuck.

>>93462675
And how many were team books? How many of those team books had mostly not-what-he-said in it?

>>93463924
THICC

>>93465427
>We aren't sexist pigs!
>Says this while making the male crew member feel like shit by listing off the stereotypical "qualities" of womynz
Gee ok Dobson

>>93463127
The moon shaped head somewhat resembles a KKK hood, thus people began to shitpost Mac Tonight as being a white supremacy icon.

>>93466115
Oh now I'm mad.

>>93466075
I'm not going to open a tab for DA to prove a point to some fucking shitposter

>>93464285
Needs to have /o/ about to powerslide into him using a EG hatchback with a few simple mode.

>>93462500

I went to the same college as this sad fuck, just a few years apart.

I even know exactly what McDonald's he would have eaten at.

I've also eaten at that McDonald's.

I've inadvertently gone to McDonald's night.

>>93466194
You should be able to do it off the top of your head, if there's really that many. But you were just bluffing to begin with, as I thought.

>>93466173
First time seeing this? Then you probably don't know that he did apologize...about people getting upset, that is. He said (and I'm paraphrasing here) "apparently some people found my 'calm thy tits' response to Zelda Williams offensive. Sorry you were offended at my joke."

>>93464227
I'm more baffled that the practice exists at all. Is it an american thing?

>>93466207
Are you a Dobson in the making, anon?

>>93466237
I'm an American and I've never heard of this so it's probably some east coast thing.

>>93465427
>We trust each other more
Holy shit I'm a woman and this is a fucking lie.
High school was shit for me for this very reasons, because girls are emotionally manipulative bitches who would merely pretend to be your friend for their gain, while being catty fucks behind your back.
All they do is fucking cry and whine, and when it's not that, they would talk about the most boring topics to ever date, like the latest drinks in Starbucks or shitty buzzfeed quizzes.

>>93466273
>Holy shit I'm a woman
As a woman, I don't believe you.

>>93466273
>All they do is fucking cry and whine
like you do right now? lol fucking women

>>93466273
tits please

women are a meme

>>93462500
Eh. A weird tradition, but it's okay, to each their own. Not like it's "baby eating night" or whatever. As much as I loved McDee's as a kid, I much prefer Wendy's, BK or Popeye's. Ronald's burgers are so small and bland, and his French fries are kinda soggy.

Oh, shit, sorry, forgot this was 4chan.

KEK WHAT A FUCIKNG FAGGOT, HE PROBOBLY GOT IT FROM REDD1T HE SHOULD OF KILLED HISSELF YEARS AGO I BET HE NEVER PLAYED MORROWIND OR WATCHED TWIN PEAKS!

>>93462500
Do American schools let kids wear hats during class?

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>>93466115
Why did he even say this again? Like, what the fuck could have possibly been going through his head?

>>93466319
Screencapped, see you on /r/4chan!

>>93466327
yes the one's that are 19 and already balding

>>93466319
>unironically defending Dobson
You're either a retard or Dobson himself, I'm not sure which.

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>>93466289
Hey man you're free to believe in whatever since this is an anonymous board, but if it's the way I type that makes you think opposite, it's because I grew up with brothers and a great dad. My mother is a piece of shit.

>>93466309
Pic related.

>>93466350
What's the black kid's excuse?

>>93466289
Anon, having a feminine penis does not count as a woman.

>>93466335
It's so out of character for him too. You'd expect him to fawn all over her with crocodile tears about how Robin Williams inspired him or some shit. Instead he basically tells her to get back in the kitchen. It's like he deliberately does whatever will make people hate him the most.

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>>93466392
Actually, I was just making a joke playing off the "Women don't trust each other" angle, but thank you for being polite about it.

>>93466392
Nice plumage

>>93466424
>It's like he deliberately does whatever will make people hate him the most.
Maybe he does. Maybe he has a Zero Requiem-esque goal.

>>93466424
>>93466335
She was someone that was relatively pro-gamergate, so as far as Dobson was concerned she was an acceptable target.

>>93462699
Said it before and I'll say it again: I would totes smash that chick in the third panel until she can no longer read straight.

>>93462835
Except for Lesbian Kick

>>93464203
>power chords
>chords
I don't know why this particular part bothers me more than anything.

>>93464203
>Dislikes
>Negativity
>Depression

>He doesn't fucking love negativity and depression like a true contrarian
I see why /v/ hates him

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>>93462675
Stories are written to be engaging to the audience. See Indian movies. They only write what they think will sell and be engaging. Race and diversity be damned.

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>>93462760
>The eyebrows

>>93465204
>Hey, give me co-credit for putting Peach in a wedding dress cause I drew her in one before

>She was in one in the comics long before your drawing

>I know. That's where I got the reference

I don't see the joke unless the joke it's HURR DURR I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED YOU IDIOT! EPIC TROLLING LULZ!!

>>93466319
I'd agree, but I think this is supposed to be him in college. He draws himself with a hat during that time. Presumable to cover the early baldness.

Either he thinks his adult college classmates want to go to McDonalds or he's talking to himself.

>>93464687
Just because a game can "run" on a toaster, doesn't mean it's gonna play properly. 10fps means it's not playing properly.

>>93466392
He said tits, anon. That's only one.

>>93466622
I never particularly cared about the whole gamergate thing
Being pro means that you are part of the "sexist assholes" or of the other side?

>>93467025
More like egalitarianism and for fair practices within "gaming journalism".

>>93467025
They were both insufferably retarded. Reviews have been bought and sold since the early 1980s and everyone knows it.

>>93467025
Being pro means you were one of the people in favour of better ethics in game journalism. It's actually being a part of that movement that lands people being slapped with that label.

>>93464789
>>93464782
>>93464773
He didn't. It's on twitter somewhere. He did the whole "You didn't love him like I did until he died. You only love grimdark batman." Spiel.

Which is retarded because you can think something is cheesey but still love it and the actors.

>>93467025
>Being pro means that you are part of the "sexist assholes"
Yes, correct.

You can reasonably conclude she supported it for the ideal reason, i.e. ethics in journalism. Which is really what it should have been in general. I don't understand how both sides managed to completely vilify a noble idea.

>>93467068
There was nothing noble about it. If nobody gave a shit during the Kane and Lynch 2 fiasco, then they were willing to bend over and accept anything.

>>93467091
People absolutely did give a shit about that, though.

Has Dobson surpassed Ben Garrison?

>>93467068
>noble idea.
Dude it was a bunch of autists getting upset about games journalism, don't try and make it sound more impressive than it actually is.

>>93465427
>Women are better than men in every single way

I'm a 30 year old virgin and even I know women better than Dobs. Go to any place that brings in the locals form rural areas and you'll meet some of the rawest, idiotic women around.

>>93465929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ2t4jfVTiU

From this music video

>>93467119

Ben Garrison isn't much of a lolcow and hasn't been for a while, he's too cooperative.

>>93464422
Jesus christ
... Preston used to be a 6/10 artist?

>>93467122
Wanting to end corruption in journalism, not just games journalism but journalism in general, is quite noble though. The problem we have now is that the wrong people are championing that cause, so now you have Donald Trump and his lackeys accusing things of being "fake news" just because it doesn't support his agenda. Nothing to do with facts or not. Really, there needs to be a higher penalty for getting caught in a lie.

>>93467163
Yep. He actually gets worse with every passing year. Granted he wasn't great but he was passable.

>>93462675
I don't think the BBC cast a cis-gendered white man as a political statement in 1963 because that shit didn't matter in that time.

The only time being a cis-gendered white fellow became a "political statement" (really, just being a problem in SJWs eyes) was in the last four years.

But hey, Dobson's delusion is funny.

>>93467144
That and he's making money off /pol/lacks.

>>93467043
>>93467048
That's how it started. Then the actual sexist morons hijacked it and made into another "women are destroying the gaming industry" bullshit which of course got the attention of the SJW's like Anita and co. which turned it into a social media hot mess.

Jesus Christ does the man have and friends?

>>93464486
I don't like his style, but it could be workable if he did more than talking heads and torsos, learned to shade, experimented with panels. Don't think he will. It's easier to blame his failure on the hate than do something about it.

I know people bring it up a lot to mock him but it's very very derivative of inflation fetishists. I don't know why but a lot of them draw this pseudo 80s anime style. At least one of them I'm thinking of specifically identifies as a woman now and does kids books and games, so it's not impossible to get out of fetish art and not be a loser like Dobson.

>>93462699
literally where is the joke Dobby

>>93467214
His style isn't anime at all. It reminds me of Megatokyo, another comic with an atrocious art style that doesn't remotely resemble anime.

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>>93462699
Oh you are bringing us happiness alright Dobson, just not in the way you think

>>93464248
his CattyN art featured that too though I think

>>93467211
I'm still convinced a large portion of the hijacking was done by either false flag plants trying to discredit their opposition, or third party lunatics who were only interested in watching everything burn and didn't give a fuck about the issue at hand.

Does he actually make money

>>93464422
>no how to take screenshots tab
I mean, I would welcome that gag

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>>93467232
Nah it's nothing like an Maison Ikkoku abortion.

I have no idea where I could have gotten this from.

>>93465427
>women
>able to trust each other
>aren't sexist
Bollocks. Most women bitch and moan about other people.

>>93466273
There, there. You are we us now.

>>93467372
Yes, slowly but surely we shall turn her into a man. *cackles evilly*

>>93467259
Doubtful. There's enough idiot men out there that actually think women have it in for them and wanna destroy everything they hold dear. If this was just about reviews being paid for they wouldn't bat an eye. The fact it was one woman who had sexual relations with a few male gaming journalists that gave her shitty game game positive reviews was enough for them to call for blood against all women in gaming and to harass the shit out of them to the point it became international news where two of the victims Anite and Zoe (the one that started it all) went to the U.N about it.

Never again could someone say they just wanted to talk about the obvious corruption between the game corporations and reviewers without someone saying "BULLSHIT! YOU JUST HATE WOMEN AND ONLY WANT VIDEO GAMES FOR YOUR SPECIAL BOYS ONLY CLUB!"

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>>93467261
probably only enough to afford Mcdonalds every week
>tfw the artist I'm backing in HUEzil is doing better than Dobson
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>>93467056

>"You didn't love him like I did until he died. You only love grimdark batman."

I don't know much about this guy but from what I do, it seems he can be fairly described by the phrase "It's all about ME!!!"

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>>93466392
>>93466489
>>93466289
>>93466273
heh, thanks for that

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>>93467399