Who is Donald Glover playing?

>>93461318
your wife

Miles Morales Uncle

>>93461347
Go home Bendis, stop trying to make Miles a thing

It'd be cool if Prowler, from the looks of it it's probably just a cameo though.

>>93461318
I don't know why, but I'm convinced that's gonna be the MCU's adaptation of Curt Connors

>>93461318

How can Donald Glover be a actor? He just have two faces, shill and shill as fuck

Uncle Ben.... just look at that Aunt May, she definetly got fucked by that negro

Some quippy high school teacher who has no bearing on anything

He's Prowler, and he talks to Spider-Man, saying "I want these guns off my streets. I don't need that danger near my nephew

>>93461372
Well it would continue the time honored tradition of MCU heroes getting a black sidekick. Although having Prowler would be cool to see on screen, I have no idea how they would adapt his purple Todd McFarlane getup

File: bendis.gif (1MB, 419x237px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 419x237px

>>93461418

>>93461355
He's not joking. The cast list has him as Aaron Davis.

>>93461318
miles' uncle

>>93461749
Oh, fuck thy're really bringing Milesto the big screen, can this fucking push stop, i wanted Kaine or Ben not bland Miles

>>93461318
>Want more than anything to play your favorite hero on the big screen
>Be black, so you'd have to play as his black counterpart
>Be too old to even be him, so you have to play as his uncle

>>93461318
Someone with electric powers, no doubt.

>>93461318
Who... cares?

>>93461318
Some low rent thug named Gambino

>>93461909
Aint that a bitch? Marvel can't stop pushing Miles and are hell bent on erasing Scarlet Spider. NOBODY FUCKING LIKES MILES. I hope his animated movie fails and they stop to rethink the propaganda

>>93462050
Does his character act Childish?

>>93462070
He's a faggot.

>>93462066
I feel like that if marvel gets a good director/writer they can make him not bland. Also have the actor act really good as well

>>93462066
It's probably going to be a success they have the lego movies guys in this, Miles probably going to be nothing like his comic counterpart,fuck they might even make him likeable

>>93462172
>based fucking liev schreiber as the villain
it was good before it began desu

>>93462066
>NOBODY FUCKING LIKES MILES.
That's Bullshit, lots of people like Miles Just no one that reads his comic.

He's actually Phil Urich, who Spidey saves from mobsters with guns that Phil pissed off while investigating his Uncle Ben's death. He knows the NYC mob is to blame, and he asks Spidey to help him in his crusade, but Pete gives him the "it's not that simple, ordinary people can't do this" yadda yadda.

In a mid-credits scene, he's approached by his own billionaire benefactor, Norman Osborn, an evil parallel to Stark who offers Phil the power and the resources he needs to avenge his uncle, as the camera pans over the Goblin gear and we get a glimpse of the MCU Green Goblin suit, cutting to black as Glover gets a big grin.

>>93462235
Miles dosen't have fans, he has advocates

>>93462194
Damn you Bendis and your strange ability to have other people to save your ass somehow

>>93461318
Miles.

>>93461318
A guy who has the weirdest boner

>>93462244
I would love this

File: six.png (2MB, 2104x417px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2104x417px

Yeah, he's Ultimate Prowler and he's dealing with a group that includes
Adrian Toomes
Phineas Mason
Herman Schultz
Jackson "Montana" Brice
Mac Gargan

Is it the lamest Sinister Six?

>>93462244
ahahaha

Want it to be true for the reaction.

>>93461318
The Prowler.

>>93461318
He plays himself. Spider-Man asks for an autograph after he saves him.

>>93464364
That honestly isn't very realistic.

>>93461318

Someone without a job or someone who smokes crack or someone who steals or a nigger

>>93461318
Riri Williams

>>93461436
>his purple Todd McFarlane getup

>Prowler first showed up in ASM #78, published in 1969
>Todd McFarlane doesn't start penciling ASM till #298, published in 1988

What the fuck are you talking about, anon?

>>93461418
This guy is the legit one.

>>93462244
So he's Hobgoblin?

>>93461347
This really is Miles' Ultimate run with a Peter skin.

>>93465770
No. He's Aaron Davis, aka Ultimate Prowler. This has already been confirmed in a bunch of promo material.

>>93466164
>Miles' Ultimate run with a Peter skin.
So then just Peter's normal stuff? Since Miles is just a shitty Black carbon copy of Peter.

>>93463953
Gargan isn't part of Toomes' crew.

>>93466304
Yes he is. He's shown on the Stanton Island ferry, as part of Vulture's crew in one of the trailers.

They also have the Latino scorpion from miles run it

>>93466498
No they don't.

I wonder which Community person is going to show up in Infinity Wars.

>>93466538
Allison Brie.

>>93466538
Quick, who can Alison Brie play?

>>93466477
He's part of a gang that's buying weapons from Toomes at the ferry. They're not partners.

>>93466550
>>93466555
That Pixie thing

> We can't have a black Spider-Man
> How can it be D I V E R S E?
> Oh, I know!
> All of his supporting cast will be minirities!

>>93466555
Death.

>>93466555
Sally Floyd

>>93466568
>That Pixie thing
Wut?

>>93462066
>making a black guy a super hero
>propoganda
I remember when /pol/tards were being funny and ironic and not legitimately fucking stupid.

>>93461418
where the fuck was everyone for the past week when this was confirmed?

>>93466606
That pink little shit that is with Thanos around Annihilation. Not Inifinity, but they could add her

File: spider-man-homecoming-2-villain-scorpion.jpg (96KB, 1200x630px) Image search: [Google]

96KB, 1200x630px

>>93466537
Guy on the left is Mac Gargan.

File: Liz_Allan_SSM.jpg (66KB, 400x227px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 400x227px

>>93466602
Such an betrayal!

>>93466617
With all the """leaks""" going around people have an hard time distinguishing the official news

>>93466647
Latino Scorpion from Miles rogues isn't named Mac Gargan, dingus.

>>93466647
So it's not the buff dude with a chain

>>93466649
>With all the """leaks""" going around people have an hard time distinguishing the official news
This.

Have we confirmed whether or not the Zendaya = MJ rumor is true or bullshit yet? One day it appears to be debunked, the next a new iteration of the rumor is "leaked".

>>93466674
I know this isn't /tv/ but Its Nacho from Better Call Saul.

File: Ultimate_Comics_Spider-Man_Vol_2_8_Textless.jpg (179KB, 626x950px) Image search: [Google]

179KB, 626x950px

>>93466647
Yup, looks just like pic related, right? You fucking idiot. Ultimate Scoprion isn't named Mac Gargan.

File: IMG_20170625_125256.jpg (329KB, 1080x1731px) Image search: [Google]

329KB, 1080x1731px

>>93466687
Never confirmed, literally nobody of the people that officially saw the movie even hinted at it (although supposedly they wouldn't be able to). People are so fixated they started reading Zendaya's lips in a bts video to guess she's saying "MJ". There's this one guy sticking out to say it's not true but to be fair he's a nobody too

>>93466687
It's confirmed.

>>93466668
>>93466674
Not even the guy who said Miles' version of Scorpion was in it, but he is latino and it's rather obvious they're combining different versions. In this case regular Mac Gargan and Ultimate Maximus Gargan. Like Liz is partly inspired by the Spectacular version. In Doctor Strange Wong was also partly inspired by his animated movie version and Christine Palmer was mostly just Linda Carter from the Oath and Gina Atwater from the animated movie, but with the design and name of Palmer. They keep doing this. Tom Holland even said he just read Ultimate for his take and Laura wants Liz to become Firestar.

>>93466301
There has been very little connection or resemblance to 616 Peter stuff so far outside of names, but they're using two Miles characters and they've said the film is more drawn from the Ultimate series.
This does not seem like an adaptation of Peter's high school tenure.

>>93466760
>>93466752
Honestly before the initial reactions were allowed I saw the discussion constantly on social media. Which means that it either is confirmed and they're surpressing it OR it's confirmed not in an everyone just dropped it to avoid looking dumb.

Personally, I think her friends call her MJ and I won't be seeing this garbage until I know otherwise.

File: C5NIskrUcAAp85o.jpg (233KB, 1031x1566px) Image search: [Google]

233KB, 1031x1566px

>we live in an era where MJ and Spidey can't get together
OMD was a mistake, modern Marvel is a mistake and the MCU was one great big fucking mistake.

Just put the OTP together you Jewish pieces of dogshit.

>>93466768
I hear you, but turning a white criminal into a latino one is such a generic thing, it doesn't make me think of Maximus at all. Peter's Uptimate run - yeah, of course they're inspired from it, it's the most modern rendition of Spidey's origins and many are/were introduced to the character with it, but Miles'? Why would they even look at it besides the fact that he exists at all

>>93466773
>There has been very little connection or resemblance to 616 Peter stuff so far outside of names

True, but that doesn't mean it has much to do with Miles. Sure Ned is basically Ganke (at least in physical appearance, his personality is pretty different as far as we've seen in trailers). And Aaron Davis shows up.

But other than that... Its pretty true to Peter Parker. Seems like a mix of Ultimate and Spectacular, with some nods to stuff like Marvel Adventures and a hint of 616 tossed in (like first girl is Liz Allen, etc).

Its a whole mishmash of different sources.

>>93466773
>This does not seem like an adaptation of Peter's high school tenure.

You've never actually read Peter's high school tenure issues (616 or Ultimate... or any other universe for that matter), have you?

>>93464409
Neither is DJ Khaled, but it was filmed and printed...

>>93466955
>NBA commercial

>>93461318
Peter Parker's second mentor, Miles Morales. He takes over after Tony Stark abandoned Peter and leaves him needing someone to teach make costumes and tech for him as well as give him advice on how to defeat villains.

Peter dies at the end and Miles says he never should have let that amateur kid be the Spiderman.

On the absence of Uncle Ben:

>“We thought that, to keep this fun, light tone, as soon as they have to have their, like, ‘Let’s remember our dearly departed father figure’ — it derails that a little,” Carroll said, per CinemaBlend. “And again, what we’re trying to tell is this sort of fun story of the kid who is doing all the wrong things for the right reasons. And once you do that, it stops becoming a fun movie about a kid trying to be a kid. He’s mourning the loss of a parent.”

>That being said, Carroll says Uncle Ben will be acknowledged in the movie. “They talk about [Ben], absolutely. It’s not… it’s not a huge thing that I want to go into too much, but there is an acknowledgment that there was a Ben,” he said. “He’s not around anymore, for sure. They talk about that. We don’t go into any specifics. … We’re implying he’s dead. We have not at all, again, gone into trying to change his origin story.”

Jesus fucking christ. "We wanted it to be fun so why would Spider-Man specifically mention why he feels so compelled to do any of this?" If the character doesn't have any motivation to do what he does then the movie stinks. If he has any motivation other than Ben's words then they DID change the origin, even if they say they didn't.

So either this movie sucks or he's lying.

>>93461355
>muh Miles hate
Oh anon, you'll be so fun to trigger when the movie comes out.

>>93466768
>Tom Holland even said he just read Ultimate for his take
>>93466773
>they're using two Miles characters and they've said the film is more drawn from the Ultimate series
Man, SO glad I wasn't hyped for this.

>>93467018
>>"It's the best Spider-Man movie because Spider-Man says jokes and I clap!"

>>93467018
You posted the quote, fool, he said they're acknowledging Ben, just not making it prominent, no flashback and all like some expected. Not to mention Peter's reasoning was already hinted at in CW

>>93466768
>Tom Holland even said he just read Ultimate for his take

You realize that Peter was around in the Ultimate universe for close to 200 issues before Miles was even a thing, right?

>>93466649
Believe it or not, people threw bitch fits over Latina Liz, Korean Kong, Ned Lee, etc.

>>93467115
>people threw bitch fits over Latina Liz, Korean Kong, Ned Lee, etc.

Maybe in your Bizarro alternate Earth. But not in this reality. Here, no one gave a shit.

>>93467095
They don't make it prominent at all. The "they talk about that" he mentions is literally Pete saying "I know things have been tough since... you know" to Aunt May. Uncle Ben is literally relegated to "...you know".

If you gave a fuck about Spider-Man this is the SINGLE most egregious change this movie has made. They aren't saying that the Avengers are his reason for being a hero, but given that Ben's words clearly aren't what made him want to do right (as he didn't mention that in CW) its pretty clear him looking up to Cap and Tony is the reason he decides to be good instead of bad.

>>93467215
You've seen the movie, huh? Why aren't you spoiling everything.

File: 1442338362319.png (53KB, 133x162px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 133x162px

>>93462066
>NOBODY FUCKING LIKES MILES

lmao so butthurt

>>93467215
>If you gave a fuck about Spider-Man
>but given that Ben's words clearly aren't what made him want to do right

Apparently you don't give a fuck about Spider-Man. 'Cause if you did, you'd know that Ben's words aren't what drove Peter to be a hero, casual fuck. The whole "with great power comes great responsibility" line isn't even originally said by Uncle Ben, it was part of AF #15's narration.

>>93467103
Your point being?

>>93467276
That this is clearly pulling from Peter's 160+ issue run of Ultimate Spider-Man ya dense mongoloid.

>>93462244
That'd be a really cool way to tie in to the MCU netflix shows.
It'll never fucking happen.

I think they'll screw up Miles in the films by having him be part of Peter's movies instead of his own. A mentor/sidekick thing, which would remove all the urgency of Miles.

But with a Spider-Man film every 2 years, they're bound to blow through every single Spider-man story left.

>>93467115
>people threw bitch fits over Latina Liz, Korean Kong, Ned Lee, etc.

Stay off Stormfront, anon. Its not good for your health.

File: Rod.png (108KB, 353x323px) Image search: [Google]

108KB, 353x323px

>>93467150
4chan isn't all of the internet, anon. There was a lot of whining about the race-bent characters, probably the worst being Black Kingsley. Everyone stopped giving a shit because the show was good, but it doesn't change the fact that there was still bitching about the racebending.

>>93467297
>which would remove all the urgency of Miles.

Yeah, because Miles "one-shot-everyone" Morales has so much drama and tension in his stories, right?

>>93463953
>lamest
>with Michael Fucking Keaton leading the charge
Wrong.

>>93467288
As well as Miles' uncle, not-Ganke and latino Scorpion who's a criminal instead of a PI.

>>93466477
No, he's the post credits tease, dude.

>>93467328
>and latino Scorpion

Oh, its you. Yeah, the actor is latino... otherwise the character has nothing in common with Miles' rogue named "Scorpion". So just fuck off with this shitposting.

>>93467310
Even places as tame as Toon Zone had people pitch a fit about the race changes. Again, the show ended up being damn good, so it never came up again.

I'll tell you one thing he's not playing
Good music

>>93467344
According to some Reddit "leaks".

File: 1435029308465.jpg (20KB, 268x303px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 268x303px

>Even when Miles doesn't appear at all, people are still angry about him

Stay salty, neckbeards.

File: vaas.jpg (315KB, 1600x900px) Image search: [Google]

315KB, 1600x900px

>Scorpion is being played by Vaas
WHY IS HE NOT THE MAIN ANTAGONIST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n_1zsCVBxw

>>93467268
The narration spurred because his Aunt and Uncle were the only people he liked at that point. "The only two that had been nice to him". Losing him after having received the microscope and deciding that he would let the thief go is what led him to that conclusion.

But sure, attack me instead of the movie bastardizing the character you're so defensive about.

File: 1496200155868.png (477KB, 498x568px) Image search: [Google]

477KB, 498x568px

So since they're ripping off miles' shit should I go read his run or is too bland to even bother with?

>>93467350
The actor is latino AND the character is a criminal, instead of a PI who might become evil through Jameson funded experimentation. Like I said, they're clearly combining different versions.

>>93467458
You shitposting, bashing aspects of a movie you have zero idea if they're actually true.

Have you seen the movie? No. So fuck off.

Come back and bitch about how they handle Uncle Ben after you actually see the movie and decide it's still not up to your dense standards.

>>93467386
He's the post credits tease. He'll likely be the sequel's villain.

>>93465519
Because he looks like purple Spawn numbnuts, learn to take a joke

>>93467505
Yes, because 616 Mac was a bastion of honesty before becoming Scorpion, right?

>>93467543
He's in the fucking trailer, dumbass. See: >>93466647

He is one of the goons Spider-Man deals with during the Stanton Island Ferry scene.

>>93467484

It's okay

I've read worse street level stuff, I'll tell you that

Might be a little odd to anyone that didn't read the Ultimate comics leading up to Death of Spider-Man

>>93467484
Dont bother

>>93467519
Why don't you leave?

>>93467367
And if you read reviews, they all hint at the same stuff. Like how the post credits is worth it, but it's mainly just a laugh.

>>93467562
>Too dense to even understand that Prowler existed for 25 years before McFarlane even started penciling Spider-Man

>>93467585
Yeah, and he's used to be a teaser for the next film.

The same thing he always plays, le quirky unthreatening smart negro

>>93467595
>REEEE: The Post

>>93467632
nah, seems more like >>93467519 is REEing that I'm not hyped on a bastardization.

>>93461372
Well, he is Prowler, just not the Prowler you're thinking of.

>>93467662
>Bastardization
>Hasn't even seen the movie yet

Kek

>>93467611
No one said anything otherwise to disagree with you on that fact, you're just being an autist about an off hand comparison with a joke going over your head

>>93467724
The joke would make more sense if you said that Spawn looked like Prowler, not the other way around.

>>93467662
>bastardization
Anon, how do you know what has been bastardized if you don't even read comics? Pro tip: Raimi's movies are pretty huge bastardizations of the source material.

>>93467801
But I do read comics. pro tip: I don't care if you think I don't.

It bothers me more that people are claiming this is the best Spider-Man film because "It's so funny! XD"

>>93467818
>But I do read comics
Come on, you aren't fooling anyone. If that were the case, then you'd know where the whole "great responsibility" speech came from. Instead you're bitching that they don't honor Uncle Ben properly by having him say it. We all know you're a filthy movie and Raimifag. You aren't fooling anyone.

>>93467801
Stop that. They were an adaptation, just like how Homecoming is going to be one, no need the get autistic about either. We all know the only real bastardization were the TASM movies anyway

>>93467848
>F-fuck! I've been outed!
>Quick! Try to distract with another bad adaptation!

>>93467842
Which we went over above. Good try though shill. If you say the people that dislike this movie don't read comics I'm sure that'll put the damper on any criticism!

>>93466687
She's Michelle Jones.

My theory is that it's a red herring and she's actually Firestar.

File: shrek-swamp-perplexed.jpg (106KB, 1200x627px) Image search: [Google]

106KB, 1200x627px

>>93467833
>people are claiming this is the best Spider-Man film because "It's so funny! XD"

What? Who said that?

File: IMG_20170626_175722.jpg (478KB, 1080x1810px) Image search: [Google]

478KB, 1080x1810px

>>93467869
Dude

>>93467869
>f-fuck I think everyone on 4chan is the same person
clear signs of a shill.

>>93466611
>don't like shitty forced character
>he's black so must be /pol/

Piss off, Tumblr. No one likes Miles because he's bland and overpowered. Literally the only reason he was made was Bendis wanting a black spiderman.

>>93467877
>Criticizes an aspect of the movie they have no how it plays out
>Gets called out and told "wait till you see the movie, then bitch if you want"
>"Shut up, shill!"

Stay classy.

>>93467018
>hero's origin is deeply tied to a personal tragedy
>but we can't mention that because this supposed to be FUN for KIDS!

MCU Spider-man was a mistake.

>>93467907
Doesn't that make you a shill, too?

>>93467923
>>but we can't mention that because this supposed to be FUN for KIDS!

It was already mentioned in Civil War, though.

>>93461318
He's making a chameo for his final Gambino album

>>93467980
>chameo
A what?

>>93467992
Cameo*

Im typing on my phone through a plastic bag.

>>93467923
Will you stop with this meme already? If Disney had some weird "no tragedies" policy Peter's cancer mom wouldn't be constantly mentioned, T'Challa's debut wouldn't be tied to his father's death, Pietro would still be alive, etc.

And fuck, the quote was already posted, they said Ben's departure will be mentioned

>>93468011
>through a plastic bag.
Fap protection?

>>93468031
>Peter's cancer mom wouldn't be constantly mentioned
Wut?

>>93468050
Peter Quill. Starlord

>>93461376
That doesn't sound too crazy,
that'd be pretty cool my dude.

>Prowler
>Lando
>Simba
Is Glover the first person to be in all of Disney's big three properties?

>>93461376
O H N O

>>93468031
It isn't specifically mentioned. He quite literally says in the quote "We don’t go into any specifics".

>>93467951
where did I conflate two different people as one?

>>93468077
In one of the most normie-beloved consistently touted as "fun" movies. And yet they couldn't even mention Ben's name?

>>93468077
Oh. I derped hard. I thought you meant Peter Parker.

>>93468110
That most likely means they won't specify the contest, where he died, who killed him etc.

>>93468125
Where does it say they won't mention his name?

>>93468096
>>Prowler
>Is Glover the first person to be in all of Disney's big three properties?

It's a Sony property, dingus.

File: BA3EA347-C538-4768-8081-DAC8998A8FB8-7009-0000053B0EDAC374.png (700KB, 910x915px) Image search: [Google]

700KB, 910x915px

>>93468037
No, my bluetooth speaker doesnt have a skip button, so i put my phone in a plastic ziplock bag to protect it from my moist fingers when I wanna skip/add a song

Also helps for fap protection

>>93468189
He's still in the MCU though

>>93468186
>any specifics
>any

That's my clue.

>>93468249
>Maybe if I'm hyperbolic, I won't look like a moron

You failed Anon.

>>93468322
>>93468349
Glitch in the matrix

File: dejavu-matrix-cat.0.jpg (149KB, 1600x900px) Image search: [Google]

149KB, 1600x900px

>>93468381

>>93467893
But anon, we already have a character ready to become Firestar

http://screenrant.com/spider-man-homecoming-laura-harrier-liz-allan-firestar/

>>93468077
WHO?

>>93462244
Don't make me wish for things I can't have?

>>93470162
Ok, there should not be a question mark there.

>>93470179
Yeah you're right?

>>93461909

Isn't Miles supposed to come into the picture when Peter is an adult?

With the planned trilogy Miles shouldn't be coming to the big screen for another 6+ years.

>>93470457
>Isn't Miles supposed to come into the picture when Peter is an adult?

No. He comes into the picture when Peter gets killed.

>>93467018
Didn't the leaker that everyone seems to believe say that there wasn't a mention at all or even a reference to Ben? He had no proof, could this debunk it?

>>93466711
The leaked casting information confirmed he was Mac Gargan though

So I haven't been keeping up, but not only is Spider-man not allowed to punch because he's "childlike and innocent", but he can't even REMEMBER Uncle Ben because it's "too sad for this movie?"
Why is THIS the movie for babies when all the other MCU movies were all ages?

>>93461331
niggas creepin

>>93470520
He said there's a couple of indirect references.

>>93470520
His leak doesn't mention many things, like for example the party where Flash's the DJ/host (we've seen it in a recent clip) and Betty Brant. I don't trust it

>>93462244
This is brilliant so naturally this will never happen

>>93470659
I thought it went out of its way to say there weren't. I could be misremembering but to be fair it says the post has been edited. I guess we'll see.

>>93470698
But it does. Flash's party happens in the first act and leads to that scene where Spider-Man stumbles upon Montana showing off weapons to Prowler, and Betty has a minor role as Liz's best friend and a school reporter who makes some funny deadpan morning reports on the school P.A. system alongside some other kid.

>>93470881
>deadpan
Why the fuck is everyone fucking deadpan in this movie?

>>93462244
>It's another case of anon writing better than Marvel.

>>93470903
>Everyone

Such ass

File: superior-foes-team-meeting.jpg (778KB, 1874x1475px) Image search: [Google]

778KB, 1874x1475px

>>93463953
Not even close.

why are all these anons wanting a dead Ben Urich
did he die in the comics?!

File: sinistersix-swarm-mainimage.jpg (563KB, 666x544px) Image search: [Google]

563KB, 666x544px

>>93471093
>he thinks Boomerang's crew is the lamest

lol

>>93462011
That's rough.

>>93471138
He died in Daredevil, the Netflix show

>>93471079
Tony, Donald Glover, Ganke, Michelle, Aunt May, Betty Brant and Flash.

>>93471196
what a crock

>>93461376
>Doc Conners
>2 Arms

File: peteruncleben[1].jpg (52KB, 850x357px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 850x357px

>>93467018
>RAIMI SPIDEY SUCKS IT DOESNT HAVE ENOUGH QUIPS
>every spidey movie after it has more and more quips
>to the point where the story suffers for it
hope you all realised what you did
you fucking pricks

>>93470608
You can't do the detective Gargan story without J Jonah Jameson. And they won't even try to do Jonah again. They know they'll never repeat the perfection.

>>93471408
Oh, quit bitching. Not defending the later movies, far from that, but Spider-Man 3 was still a thing.

And the smallest problem on this trainwreck seems to be quips.

>>93462244
Aw fuck this is way too good to actually happen.

>>93471499
It is a fucking problem when Holland delivers them like he just finished getting a lobotomy.

>>93471499
>but Spider-Man 3 was still a thing.
Spider-man 3 was practicly directed by Sony, almost everything Raimi wanted to do had to be altered to fit the new symbiote story in
this will be the biggest problem if Homecoming succeeds, creative visions between Marvel and Sony will clash hard

>>93471991
They wouldn't even allow him to use the symbiote like he wanted. He wanted it to get on earth through a spaceship crash landing, like the cartoon, but they wouldn't give him the money to the sky just pooped a meteor in the end

>>93471268
He can lose one when the villains attack OsCorp or NYU or whatever during this movie.

>>93471991
It wasn't the symbiote that ruined it and you know it. Things had been movig to that sappy finale before, even though Spider-Man 2 somehow managed to still be good. The thing with Sandman was a mess, too.

Also organic web

Again, not defending any of the movies that came later, far from that, just saying Raimi's trilogy was far from perfect.
...And it could have used more quips.

>>93462066
Miles problem is he doesn't have a personality.

>>93461318
Danny Duck

>>93461318
A man

>>93461318
I don't know. All I know is when he was killed in The Lazarus Effect, I was like "Take that, donglover!"

>>93461396
look up his short film, "K.P."

his performance will shake you