I'm drunk, show me your favorite silver age insanity

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I still have no context for this one.

>>93460945

Is this magic or what

>>93460945
I'm more curious about the cropped off "his midget" in the corner.

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I love the Silver Age.

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The time Hal turned himself into a robot because of "Yellow" poison gas.

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The Boomerang Force Saga

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>>93464098

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>>93464139
That time Hal created a sentient being and murdered it

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>>93464159
Yeah and he became a hero.

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>>93464108
Also, boomerang dimension

>>93464398
Is this the one where the horse transforms into a human and Supergirl gets feelings for him?

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>>93464407
Yep.

>>93464506
Silver Age truly was the best age.

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DC's Silver Age marketing strategy was to put crazy shit on the cover to entice readers into buying the comic to see what the fuck is going on.

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>>93464546
Posting Silver Age Superman, or any DC comic for that matter, really is cheating, isn't it?

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>>93460945

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>>93464569

>>93462899
did Superboy have Aspergers?

>>93460945
silver age really was "daily adventures of god" wasnt it?

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This page may seem standard on it's own, but it gets weirder once it's revealed Holga's a robot, sent by a member of Jimmy Olsen's fan club in a ploy to get Lucy Lane to date him.

>>93464718
Whatever happened to Lucy? All i know was after her and Jimmy broke up she started dating a black guy.

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>>93464666
>The plan completely hinges on your nemesis being a fucking retard
>It works

I love it.

>>93464139
>>93464167
R.I.P. Chiller-Diller.

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>>93464853
Might as well post the whole thing.

>>93464724
Well, depending on the continuity, she:
>Silver Age: Moves out of Metropolis
>Post-Crisis: Joins a government plot against the Kryptonians and gets super powers, eventually winds up imprisoned and estranged from Lois
>New 52: In limbo, after yet again having her DNA tampered with.

Lucy's had a hard life.

>>93462924
Something happens that he loses his standard powers, but can create a mini-superman that follows his will and has all his powers. Only he actually gets jealous of everyone admiring the mini-Superman duplicate.

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>>93464139

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>>93464167

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>>93464864
Aw, cool. Thanks for the mini-storytime.

>>93465007
I apologize its kinda disordered since I posted some of the pages and 4chan isnt letting me post duplicate images.

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>>93465025
Nah, it's easy enough to follow the backlinks.

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I fucking love Bizarro world.

Was Silver Age superman manic depressive ?? He gets really upset when everyone in metropolis starts to like another Hero.
Also he generally seems annoyed all the time

>>93461979

i would love to see what the flying fuck is this about

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>>93464546
I like this strategy better than pissing off the fans to get outrage buys

>>93464791
>BvS

>>93464089
Why couldn't he do this in Suicide Squad?

>>93464666
Namor really couldn't have read the note first?

>>93464820
This is kind of creepy.

>>93461979
>MGSV true ending.jpg

>>93466113
Superman needed to trick some aliens
So he pretends to turn evil (becomes red and grows devil horns)
When he meets the aliens the tiny people of kandor explode from his horns

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I have a lot of covers saved from the last time we had this thread, most of which can be named Injustice 3 one way or another

>>93466518
God I love silver age cover threads.

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>>93466831
They are a blessing onto us, especially in this day and age when shit is the standard cough Legacy covers cough
New Super-Man's variant covers are great as well

Half of this stuff is Bronze Age.

>>93464582
Literally mother fucking luthor

>>93464597
is that a Utena reference?

Someone post Superman drinking a knife

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>>93464582
>You'll look like this statue of a Superman I've fashioned
After seeing this page hundreds of times, this line never fails to get a laugh out of me

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>>93467314
I gotcha senpai

Why is there not a lot of Marvel silly shit?
>inb4 they are publishing silly shit now

>>93467340
>Why is there not a lot of Marvel silly shit?

Marvel's silly shit is their golden age Namor, Human Torch, Captain America stuff, not their silver age stuff.

>>93467340
Thanks man.

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>>93465130
>Jimmy gets kidnapped and taken to Bizarro World
>a Bizarro Lois falls heels over head for him
>which is pretty amazing when you consider that he's hideous to her
>Jimmy leaves behind the perfect waifu to go back to Earth

What a fucking loser.

>>93466518
This art is good

>>93466948
Speaking of Legacy is the Legacy "event" just one shots and homage covers? That's pretty weak.

>>93467377
Fuck I love how Dick's face in the last panel is absolutely terrified on how insane Bats is.

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>>93467529
It's an evolution

>>93467666
This is actually depressing.

Thanks satan.

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Batman bakes Superman a cake

>>93467726
So that's where bear mode Batman came from

>>93460945
This skill would ruin 90% of all Superman comics.

>>93467316
Was there an established plot point where Wonder Woman replaced her magic lasso with a giant clove of garlic, or is that specific to this issue?

>>93466484
>Superman needed to trick some aliens
How many Silver Age comic covers can be explained with that exact sentence?

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>>93467836
Fuck if I know man. I just save the covers

>>93467897
>man do I have an itchy butthole!

>>93466233
The fucking artist probably drew it in that order, and the writer couldn't be bothered to try and justify it.

>>93467897
Who's the guy next to MM? Snapper?

>>93464966
>>93464959
This is actually depressing. He doesn't understand what he's doing.

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>>93460945
WTF?

>>93463900
This looks like a family guy joke the Hey Lois brings it together

>>93460945
Is that a reference to something?

>>93460945
>And if he dies, Well that's his tough luck.

And people think Supes being a Dick is just cover and stuff.

>>93464089
Captain Boomerang: The Last Jedi.

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>Go back in time to save Krypton from exploding.
>End up trying to steal Jor-El away from his wife.
>Fail in both endeavors so Lois just goes and molests a young Superman.

>>93464546
>I'll KILL YOU!!
Wow I see Man of Murder is older than I thought
Is this kino ?

>>93464909
Someone should write an Elseworlds Jojo pastiche like that.

>>93467510
>Bizarro waifu
>Nags you for not slacking off
>Always up for anything and never has a "headache"
>Actually gets hornier after marriage.

I'm confused though, if she says she likes him, doesn't that mean she hates his guts?

>>93463900
So Kent Brockman was Superman all along?

>>93468346
Jesus Christ, Lois, you gigantic horndog.

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Hal...

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>>93468602
This is more that thwarting Lois's marriage attempts. This is full blown entertainment for him.

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>>93468745
>Marry Lois.
>She dies
>Immediately decides to hook up with Lana
>She's going to marry a reformed Luthor
>She ditches Luthor for Superman and Luthor goes back to being a villain
>Lana dies
>Then decides to hook up with Lori
>She dies
>Oh well.

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>>93468582
Adventure Comics Bizarros just use bad grammar, so she really does like him.

>>93464132
>It takes the universe ending to kill Green Lantern

I forgot how OP Silver Age lanterns were. Each one was basically Silver Surfer with a weakness to yellow. I wish they were written at this level again.

>>93469751
>/k/ meest /an/

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>>93470672
Clark constantly had a look where he's getting sick of Lois's shit

>>93468370
>A beautiful woman will never come up with a scheme to lure you into marriage

>>93464731
>Leave your Flash-Husband
Wha

>>93464731
>Listen well FEMALE
>WE HAVE YOUR TAMPONS FE-MALE!
Why is this so funny?

>>93467545
>A love tap is when you just smack a bitch with a single finger.
I'm just learnin all kinds of stuff today.

>>93469818
>Just throw Lois at them, she ruins everything.
10/10.

>>93468247
Is this Injustice?

>>93464582
There are so many better ways to use every part of that scenario for world domination that it hurts.

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>>93472006

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>>93472006
You have no idea how many covers alone can be used as the plot for the next Injustice

>>93467377
Why couldn't Arkham Knight have ended like this?

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>>93469121
The dangerous thing about making Green Lanterns horribly OP, is that sometimes they remember they're horribly OP

>>93472218
But then he wouldn't be able to say "who's your daddy now"

>>93472786
That was the time he rendered mankind extinct, right?

>>93470672
Looks like Clark likes making Lois suffer.

>>93470777
>Superman gaslights Jimmy and attempts to turn him insane

>>93471006
>25th century lingo
>autism
you decide

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>>93460945
This might be Golden Age, I dunno, but whatever.

>>93464108
I want him to have his own backup feature.

>>93473770
The Don Rickles issues were very strange. Even for early Bronze Age wacky Superman side-book. Not bad or anything, just kinda weird because it was a reference I didn't understand.

>>93464634
Kek, haven't seen this one

>>93464043

thats not how it works. thats not how ANYTHING works.

>>93464666

couldnt they have used you know, actual poison?

>>93472786
What is this weirdly second person story?

...

>>93466190
They read a few issues of the New 52 run and fell asleep reading the first Ostrander issue, before they just said "fuck it" and skimmed Wikipedia.

>>93468602
>pandora dies in Rebirth
>Nu Lois follows suit shortly after
Poetry

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>>93464666
I agree Satan, Namor being an idiot is always entertaining

>>93469121
It really weirded me out reading Emerald Dawn, and seeing that passing through walls is normal for GL.

>>93464666
dis nigga literally retarded

>>93464731
You should read Edison Rex then.

The entire premise is "what if NOTLuthor attempted one of those laughable Silver Age schemes to kill NOTSuperman... AND IT WORKED?"

Then NOTLuthor realizes there's no one left to defend NOTMetropolis, so he has to become a superhero and do it himself.

>>93475270
what

>>93461979

Jimmy Olsen went to the Superman Museum and acquired an imitation Helmet of Hate. But the Helmet of Hate turned out not to be an imitation, and made him go crazy and shoot Superman with a red kryptonite raygun. This turned Superman red and also made him evil. So he goes to Brainiac One and Brainiac Two and asks them to let him aboard their ship so he can shrink Metropolis like Kandor. They're skeptical but he promises not to battle them and they figure when the red kryptonite wears off Superman will feel so guilty that he won't be able to be a superhero anymore so they agree. But then the tiny Supermen burst out of his horns and defeat them which allows Superman to keep his word while still being able to get their shrink ray destroyed to save Metropolis. Then Superman explains the whole series of events leading up to that point was a hoax to be able to destroy their shrink ray. Jimmy never actually had the real Helmet of Hate and never actually shot Superman with a red kryptonite raygun. Superman just dyed his skin red and put some citizens of Kandor in tiny Superman costumes and hid them inside fake horns he glued on to his forehead.

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that's not how this works! that's the opposite of how this works!

>>93464043
how do you think lex smuggled in that flashlight

>>93464043

Were silver age writers suffering from undiagnosed schizophrenia?

>>93468618
Manchester Black's brother.

>>93475290
BvS.jpg

how log until somebody post the formula for passing through solid walls?

what is some good silver age superman collection?

>>93464167
Did he make it so that he wouldn't have to talk to a woman?

>>93464089
still no match for the Flash, but it doesn't look as lopsided.

>>93478836
You deserve some praise.

Thanks.

>>93464575
It's funny because this exact same thing happened to Iron Fist.

>>93464582
>sees own son
"cute tyke"
luthor really is autistic isn't he

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>>93478905
So that's what happened

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>>93478668
I'm going to have to check that out, thanks.

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That time Lois went from centaur to horse to centaur again

>>93468296
superman you dickhead

>>93472407
these clickbait titles really work, I want to read all of these

>>93464139
I actually have this comic somewhere in storage.

The Silver Age was a strange and wonderful time.

>>93464575

Boooo, that's not Silver Age boooo.

>>93468618

Is that Luthor in a horse costume?

>>93473018
There's a reason the Plutonian was based off him.

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My favorite.

>>93478836
what the fuck

>>93478836
And people say Superman never engineers clever solutions to his problems.

>>93480686
Smooth, Supes.

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Jimmy, Mastermind.

>>93468278
Did Robin possess Batman here?

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Because you deserve it, Jimmy.

Does anyone have Superman Destroying London bridge with magic?

>>93482207
It's remarkable how many of these covers are variants of "someone points out how easy it is to tell that Clark Kent and Superman are the same person".

>>93482351
Well, people from the 60's weren't dumb.

>>93467340
Because Marvel comics during the silver age was specifically designed to be the more grounded and human alternative to DC's silver age.

>>93467666
Christ, that is literally Batfleck.

>>93471057

You fucken liar, Bruce. You've used guns, why you gotta lie like that?

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>>93467340
>>93482509
Oh it's there. It's just DC has more blatant examples of wackiness. Whereas DC would base entire issues around wacky scenarios, Marvel tended to bury there's under heaps of melodrama and stretched (then current theoretical) science.

>>93476011
>>93479778

What, yu never did that as a kid? I sent three teachers and 12 bullies randomly through Time before I got bored of it.

>>93464634
is this like... a type of martial arts that even karate kid can't do?

>>93474750
>Throws himself through time
>Creates two copies.

>>93464043
>that time ray
FLUNG THE FOOLISH SUPERMAN INTO THE FUTURE

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>>93483079
And they said Morrison's Doom Patrol was fucked up.

>>93483079
This happens enough that if I were a woman, I honestly would not drink anything with these writers at a bar.

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>>93483880
don't even drink with the females either

>>93472845
Nah. He just sent them all to Earth-1.

Christ, GLs are terrifying.

>>93464531
I could honestly see the same trick working in a modern comic.

>>93480483
It's because Carol wanted to propose since it's a leap year (girls can propose to guys) but Hal wants Carol to fall for the man and not the ring so he tries to avoid the subject by making a fucking giant monster (which Carol ignores). That's usually the whole schtick of Hal for like majority of the silver age run, he wants to prove hes more than the ring so he'd box criminals rather than use power beams when he can.

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>>93464731
That's Bronze Age, actually. Zoom ends up killing her in that issue.

Which he reminds Barry about later on.

>>93473966
merely
pretending