Unf.

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>>93459150
You wake up on Valentine's Day and a greeted by pic related. How do you react?

>>93459522
chemically

>>93459620
That's actually a pretty nice-sized bathtub for a trailer

>>93459150
Blender knight made more

>>93459150
>"Unf at those Dachshund proportions."

>>93459687
no it fucking isn't

the water is hand drawn and the wall paper is torn

>>93460000
lmao i never noticed the pump next to it.

>>93460000
I think the whole room was hand drawn.

>>93459931
Sir Blender Knight of Render

>>93460039
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V2sBURgUBI

>>93459620
It's kinda low quality, but are those her nipples?

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>>93459623
Double D, stop getting shitposting tips from Carlos.

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>>93459522
Lee is the superior sister, though.

>>93460525
They're all good, to be desu.

Nice to see appreciation for Lee, though.

>>93459687
Also don't forget that everything is fucking huge when you are 10 years old.

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>>93460525
Very well then.
You walk out to your backyard and are greeted by this lovely sight. How would you react?

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>>93460954
i get to know her over a period of time, date her, with lots of loving and cuddling, then make her my wife

>>93460131
Damn, if this isn't shopped, yeah, there is no doubt, those are nipples, and you can actually see the shape of her boobs too, her boobs are cute.

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>>93460538
But chances are there's bound to be one sister you'll have a soft spot for in your heart above the others.

>>93460954
ask her why she's bathing with flesh-colored basketballs in front of her

>>93461706
I can't decide. They're all cute.

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>>93461706
Honestly my soft spot for Lee's always been there, I remember as a kid having a dream where she was bullying me, and called me a sicko in it at some point.
I like redheads, her freckles are cute, and she likes manlets, so it's a win-win-win.
Lee's also overlooked, everyone goes for Marie, Marie's good too, but all of the Kankers are great, Kanker spin-off never ever.
Also, her curls, my god, Lee's curls.

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>>93459150

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>>93461706
Then it sounds like I'm part of a small minority

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>tfw the only girls nowadays with funny colored hair are lesbian harpies

>>93461706
When I was younger Marie was my favorite, but honestly nowadays I prefer May, she's so cute and is most likely to be a great wife.

I still like them all, though.

>>93465351
Kanker harem ending is the best ending.

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>>93465307
dont fucking remind me about those swamp dyke trolls

>>93460000
The room itself may still be shit but that doesn't change the fact that the room itself is huge

>>93459827
lol rape is so funny

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>>93459975
>>93460062
>not preferring her cartoon body
Shameful

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>>93460538
>Those new Kanker Sister animations
>animator has a preference for Lee
What a time to be alive

>>93466176
Hook me up with a source phsm

>>93466387
blenderknight

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>>93459522

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Rawr

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God damn I need to get a girlfriend instead of fapping to this stuff all the time.

Wait, those aren't mutually exclusive...

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>>93460954
With a flamethrower of course.

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>>93461740
Given that Lee's the oldest of the siblings, it's more than rational to assume she would have the largest bust of the Kankers.

>>93469800
Not necessarily, one of my younger cousins has huge tits compared to her older sister, who's damn near flat as a board.

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>they all grow up to be landwhales

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Admit it

Kanker sisters were the worst part of the show and they ruined every single episode when they came in

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>>93470211
I liked their episodes. It was a nice change of pace in the show. Usually the Eds were dicking about and damn well earned their bumps and bruises, but it was interesting to see them as the sympathetic figures now and then when they were at the mercy of the Kankers' insatiable thirst. Though there were also a fair share of Kanker episodes where the Eds still deserved the shit end of the stick they got through various shenanigans.

>>93470211
>Kanker sisters were the worst part of the show
>Kanker sisters
Funny way to spell Jimmy.

>>93470211
Jimmy was the worst part of the show, man.

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>>93470274
>>93470304

>>93470404
I kinda want to see what the replies to that were like

>>93470274
>>93470304
>>93470404
Why Jimmy hate instead of Kevin hate?

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>>93470147

>>93470436
Kevin was an asshole who openly bullied the Eds. He was a jerk to be sure, but he was at the very least honest about how he acted around them.

Jimmy, on the other hand, was a little bastard who acted sweet on the surface only to turn around and stab the Eds in the back the second he had the opportunity. Worse still, the Eds tried to "befriend" Jimmy (or at least teach him their ways), only for Jimmy to not only use that knowledge against them but straight up mock them over not being as good as he was. He is a liar, a catty brat and a manipulative dick who used his "frail and gentle" persona to get away with fucking everything.

That's why he's hated more. If there's one thing worse than a bully, it's an emotionally manipulating liar.

>>93470426
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/92263945/#92287636
here you go, my man.

>>93470211
Not really.

>>93470147
Only Marie did, assuming that deleted scene is canon.

>>93466126
>rape
>in a children's show

The most they ever did sexually towards them was kissing and footsies.

>>93466176
Feels good, desu.

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>>93466126

>>93470458
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Zocxf6CdT_w

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>>93470734

>>93466126
>lol rape is so funny

Women can't rape men. It's just molestation, at worst.

>>93470626
Unwanted kisses and sexual touching constitutes sexual assault.

>>93470598
Thanks

I have to say, may is best kanker
The valentine's day special proved that

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Well?

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>>93472389
No disputes there

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>girls wearing boxers

>>93466126
Yes it is. Why do you feel the need to point out to obvious?

Space Ghost needs your help!!!! https://youtu.be/9bwLtZz7TuM

>>93470728
>implyink 8 year olds get the cops called on them for chasing girls

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>>93466153
That's pretty hot

>>93472815
>Marie becomes an assassin/member of the yakuza
I love it.

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>>93472914
Was this a promo or like in an actual EEnE episode?

>>93466153
Gonna need sauce on that pic, my man.

>>93466176
[SPOILER]There are some real nice 3D webms of the kankers on gif

Does anyone have pics of the other two? Marie's fine, but we need more variety

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Which one do you take?

Looking back I kind of wish they got their own spotlight episode.

>>93473095
That's a really tough one between Marie and May, but I still pick Marie because she looks like she's into some kinky shit.

>>93473095
Heart says may, dick says lee

>>93473139
May kind of did, she had an episode where she was depressed and her sisters kidnapped Ed to cheer her up. And then there was the whole Valentine's Day special, if you want to count that as well.

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>>93473099
Sauce on the artist please!

>>93473095
Lee for Snu-Snu.

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>>93473314
Henry the Duck

Why are the Kankers the best?

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>>93470728
I will never NOT find kanker lips hot as fuck.

were reaching levels of thicc that shouldnt even be possible

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>>93473370

>>93473364

Was the attraction ever once reciprocated by the Eds, indicating even a slight mutual interest with the Kankers, or were they 100% victims 100% of the time?

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>>93473342

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>marie kanker
>Jr. Highschooler

>>93473298

Eddy/Lee is the best eene pairing

>>93473386
there was occasional reciprocation, the biggest problem the eds have is how overbearing the kankers are. not that they wanna smooch them.

>>93473386
There was an episode where they tried being as aggressive towards the Kankers as the Kankers are normally to them, though that was more trying to play reverse psychology than genuine interest.

There's also the Valentine's Day special, wherein Double D and May are both incredibly infatuated with each other, calling each other "turtle dove" and "lambchop" and whatnot. Again, this was more because of them both being hit by Cupid's arrow, though at the end there are hints that Double D still has a crush on May.

>>93473386
The Kankers do what they do just to fuck with the Eds, I don't recall the Eds ever returning the affection, but I think it's one of those things as they get older they'd end up with a Kanker.


>>93473419
Oh--Really? Got an example? Nothing comes to mind except maybe the Valentine's episode or when Marie and Double D were lab partners

>>93473386

The only examples I can think of are "don't really count" due to extenuating circumstances.

>The Eds pretend to be hot for the Kankers as a scheme to try and scare them off, but the Kankers turn the tables on them at the end and imprison them
So they weren't really into the Kankers, actually the polar opposite, trying to get rid of them for good
>The Valentine's Day episode where Double D and May are into each other
Only because they were hit by a love arrow and when it wears off they lose interest in each other immediately; it was basically like being drugged.

The Eds were never shown at any point to return the Kankers' affections. They were straight up perpetual molestation victims.

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>>93473401
I concur.

>>93473435
>The Kankers do what they do just to fuck with the Eds

That's how it seems most of the time, but other times it seems like they really do love the Eds, especially the movie when they go out of their way to rescue them. I like to think that after the movie the Eds finally come to appreciate the Kankers.

>>93473435
>>93473604

in "may i have this ed" it hints that the kankers genuinely like the eds, rather then just wanting to molest them for shits and giggles.

>>93473627
This is also shown more explicitly in the movie, where they are genuinely concerned for the Eds' safety.

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Lee is my favorite... still think Marie's the prettiest one but I just prefer May and Lee.

>>93473688
>>93473627

The Kankers being sincerely hot for the eds was never a question in my mind. But I never felt that the eds ever felt anything other than fear and disgust for the Kankers throughout the entire series.

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>>93472776
>>93472815

>>93470211
Whenever I saw them, they really just pissed me off, because I wondered why they didn't leave Ed Edd and Eddy alone.

Also, did you draw that head? That's a nice head. I like that head. What is that, charcoal? Conte crayon?

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>>93473627
marie does pic related when she saw double d dancing with nazz

>>93474063
>>93473957
hang yourself immediately

>>93474077
Why?

How is this up yet the waifu thread keeps getting deleted

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>>93474091
There's some dick Janitor on /co/ lately deleting lots of stuff.

>>93474089
this is a kanker thread
fuck off with your autism

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>>93474127
How is it autism?

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>>93474113
Wew that's silly. I just made this today. Though this thread did remind me that Marie should have been on there as I had a big crush on her like most anons here. Probably over Cobra Queen if I were to do it again.

>>93474149
because its autistic

>>93465307
I see them all the time.

They just have shitty jobs or are unemployed.

You need to trawl hipster circles.

Also, its because they like anime. You don't need knowledge of it ahead of time because they REALLY want to explain it to you.

>>93474154
what do you use to edit

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>>93474161
How so?

>>93474188
because you are autistic

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>>93474196
Explain.

>>93470404
>implying Jimmy actually wanted Sarah

Jimmy would have grown up lusting for Kevin desu.

>>93474181
MS Paint because I don't have Photoshop

>>93474063
>>93474196

Naw, keep posting this. Looks good and I've never seen this before.
Is this the same artist? What project was this?

>>93474196
i'm also autistic

>>93474063
sauce?

>>93465307
Do you live in a fucking corn field, never leave your basement, or do you just have a medical predisposition toward being trash?

>>93474234
>>93474244
Music Video by same guy who did Ed, Edd & Eddy

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>>93474257
What's wrong with corn fields?

>>93474188
>how is posting something completely unrelated to the series or characters in this thread autistic?
Does this really need to be explained?

>>93472815
Cute
Cute
Cute
Nice
Ew
Nice
PERFECT
Very nice
Gross
Horrible
TERRIBLE

>>93474273
cant find the video its all drowned out by ed edd and eddy music videos

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>>93472815
Eh, May is better.

>>93459150
Reminder that she becomes fat and ugly and its canon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QntKZ27rCY

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>>93474495
And a Lee just to round out the set.

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>>93474515
That's okay, it's not like /co/ would fuck an overage woman.

>>93474515
Deleted scenes are not canon, and even then she's 90.

>>93474584
It's literally in a deleted scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zocxf6CdT_w

>>93472815
>those last three

This artist was intentionally trying to trigger people

>>93474655
Deleted scenes aren't canon and she's 90 years old.

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>>93474655

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>>93474689
He's just a baiting shit-poster trying to upset people.

here's Marie's ass to get things back on track.

>>93474655
>those groans of abject horror

yep pretty much

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>>93474763

>>93474741
I'm sincerely not baiting. I'm just not sure why everyone's all butthurt about it. I just wanted to point out that it's not something that was just in the fanart.

Besides, Granny Marie is cute.

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>>93459522

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Marie was so hot, and she had the cutest personality. And an adorable voice, to boot.

>>93459687
Nigga the entire interior was huge. They even had a second floor.

>>93470211
Personally the Jimmy and Sarah episodeswere far more obnoxious

>>93474455
>>93474273
>>93474244
>>93474063
Hey, I know this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQt_5rnzziI

>>93474234
>>93474273
Tic Toc by Klea. Has nothing to do with either Paul Boyd or Danny Antonucci.

>>93473994
I don't remember that episode. There was a school dance? That's awesome.

>>93470606
Gonna need a link to where I can find this

>>93475758
Wow, that was fucking awful.

>>93475758
Ha, that was shittier than I thought it would be

>>93475758
What happened to the early 2000s /co/?

>>93461019
>>93460131
I just checked the episode, it's real. Also, Edd uses "Walter Sobchak" as his construction worker pseudonym. There must have been a Big Lebowski fan working on the show.

>>93475758
Eh, I liked it. I honestly thought how they animated her rayman proportions was pretty neat. Also dreadlocks girl was pretty cute.

>>93475758

This is going to get stuck in my head.

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>>93470436
Because Kevin was hilarious and it was always great seeing Eddy's rivalry with him.

>>93473095
Tall stacked Lee without visibly bad teeth? Suddenly not the worst girl.

>>93459620
Why is there a "no dumpin" sign on the bathroom door?

>>93476606
It's supposed to be funny. Like putting a "Speed Hump" sign over your bed.

>>93474658
>>93474643
>>93474515
Man, everyone gets progressively more horrible looking as they get older. You'd have a good 20-30 years of good looking Kanker sister and by the time she's ugly you'd probably be ugly too.

>>93476735
No, screw that, Marie is going to be fucking hot even when she gets old.
Those pictures are just done to mock her fans, it's NOT canon.

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>>93476853
No, you're right. There's no such thing as the inevitable slow progression of time itself. Hotness is forever.

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So is Marie the only example of when trying to make a character ugly backfires?

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>>93476952
Well, I mean, there's May and Lee. You can ask any one that watched the show and they'll tell you they liked one of them.

>>93466176
These are excellent, I love these.

>>93476952
I guess the lesson is don't make a cute punk girl with sultry hair over one eye.

>>93473571
>unambiguous sexual assauly
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>93476606
because danny antonucci

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Hardly anyone draws Marie's filthy teeth properly.

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UNF

>>93478001
For some reason, a lot of fanart/fics of Marie a teenager or adult depict her as being a smoker and/or a mechanic.

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>>93459620
>>93459150
>Loli nipples
Unf

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>>93478047
Short hair=tomboy

>>93476341
what the fuck do you think happened? there's this new thing called time? it just goes and goes, and leaves things you live behind, and there's nothing you can fucking do about it and then you die just like I did back in 2006.

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>>93472815
>>93474495
>>93474582
>Those granny Kankers.

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>>93474741
>find the original source
>she's fucking an OC scalefur

>>93466126
Men cant be raped shitlord

>>93478164
Grandpa? Is that you?

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>>93472505
The reason she's in boxer is because panties are considered more lewd for some reason. The same thing happened in Loud House recently as well as other shows.

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>>93476952
>>93477325
I think they didn't have the intention of making her ugly, she's easily cuter than Nazz and Sarah.
It's just, they assumed her personality was ugly enough to make you find her disgusting like Lee and May.

>>93478302
You're forgetting her brown teeth. It's a fake-out; one of the Kankers actually seems to be good looking then you see her rotten chops.

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>>93478343
nothing the dentist can't solve

>>93478302
It was probably an oversight. Somewhere out there, normies probably don't find tomboys attractive.

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>>93478343
Ah, you are right, I forgot about her teeth.
Isn't May the only one with completely white ones?

>>93460000
what do either of those things have to do with the size of the bathtub?

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>>93478392
Only if Marie can afford it. Or maybe if Edd becomes a dentist.

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>>93478495
could happen

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>>93476458
I also checked, here's some more.

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holy shit

>>93477782
>EEnE yuri
Now look here, /co/, I'm all for inserting yuri wherever it can go, but EEnE, it just doesn't work, man.

>>93472914
>Marie then May
>not May then Marie like how Bubbles comes before Buttercup

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>>93478299
Explain this

>>93478299
Naz was wearing panties in one episode.

>>93473342
I will forever be upset at how overshadowed Nazz is

>>93472952
Zsky
http://the-collection.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=61400

>>93473386
There was a bumper once where Ed was making out with May, so he could steal the jawbreaker out of her mouth.

I swear this exists.

>>93479952
i remember this.

>>93478744
Well all the female characters in the show are either related to each other, an annoying little shit, or more wooden than Plank.

>>93477396
Sure she can. She's confined to 1999-2005. She already got away with it and there's nothing we can do about that.

>>93479952
>>93479987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsjdgCsxXpA

>>93480043
For a second I misread that and thought you meant Plank was a girl.

>>93480189
...now, now, don't give me ideas there...

>>93469800
anon i was a 34DD by the time i was 12 and i wasn't even that fat

>>93479465
Thanks

>>93480227
Please, no no, go on, do what you were gonna do.

>>93470544
Exactly. Kevin can only get better. He's a jerk and he's obvious about how he feels. If he changes, he'll end up being nicer than we expect. Jimmy comes off as a nice kid at first whose worst trait is being a little too sensitive, but then you find out he's worse than Kevin.

Kevin also doesn't need Sarah to fight his battles for him.

>>93480351
Jimmy'll grow up to be a petty jerk but nothing serious. He'll just be a judgemental bitch.

Johnny's the serial killer in the making.

>>93478242
I'M NOT HAVING FUN, MAGGLE

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How does this show manage to be so timeless?

>>93480906
Good humor, sound direction and writting do wonders, that's why early seasons of the Simpsons still hold up after so many years

>>93478274
wait till you go to jail, tough guy

>>93469800
GOD DAMN LEE

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>>93480938
True that, I started rewatching EEnE a few weeks ago and I've been laughing my ass off like crazy at the little things like that fucking sumo noise and the squealing pigs.
God it must have been so much fun to animate for this show, is AKA Cartoon even around anymore?

>>93480906
>>93480938
Don't forget the fact it didn't try to be relevant or do "LOL NOSTALGIA!" like a lot of shows do now, but this stands the the test of time because it wanted to tell stories.
Ask yourself, when does Ed, Edd 'n Eddy take place? I'd say now.
And whether "Now" was back then when it came out or in the literal present is for you to decide.

>>93473037
UNF~!

>>93481040
Honestly I feel like the only other shows currently on that capture that "timeless" feeling are Clarence and Loud House.
If those shows came out 10 or so years ago the art might be different but the writing would probably be unchanged because they don't try to cash in on any current trends.

>>93481093
>Loud House
>gay couples and dykes
>timeless
>>>/trash/

>>93474582
>lee with exposed eyes

nah man.

>>93481093
Pretty much, even Lori in TLH is literally "MY BF BOBBY!" so if anything he'd be talking on the landline and shit if it was 10 years ago.

>>93481123
Hey Arnold had a gay character. The only difference is if Loud house came out in, say the 90s, you just wouldn't see Clyde's parents and it'd all be implied.

>>93481179
>it's ok because another show also had gays
>>>/trash/

>>93481179
It did? Who?

>>93481191
Anon...I hate to break it to you....gay people existed before the 2010's...

>>93481219
>gay people existed before the 2010's
You know what else existed before the 2010's? AIDS.

>>93481297
And? All I'm saying is that there have always been gays so the inclusion of them as characters doesn't date a show.

>>93481428
The portrayal of them might.

Like if they don't speak with an effeminate lisp, it was probably this decade.

>>93473386
>>93473419
>>93473428
>>93473435
>>93473517
The Eds were fine with hanging around them in their debut episode, as I recall. They were a bit unsettled by the fanart, but otherwise they seemed okay being around them until the dolls came out.

>>93479952
Ed is alpha as fuck.

>>93481488
Yeah, the Kankers got mad they weren't the perfect husbands they wanted and then kicked their asses to the curb.

>>93479438
Yeah and personality wise she is one of the best people in the show.

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>>93481546
But we all know who the best one is right?

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>>93459522

>>93472776
> Every night.
that unmitigated alpha right there

>>93481509
It seemed more like the Kankers were emulating their mother's relationship. They seemed pretty attracted when the Eds ran away from their "kids".

>>93481644
I saw the episode recently, it definitely seems they were just parroting shit they heard from their mother. From what I could tell, they were just playing house with boys they had crushes on, but they don't have the best idea of how relationships work.

>>93474658
That's literally her appearance in the deleted scene from the episode where Eddy imagines everyone as old.

>>93481093
>don't try to cash in on any current trends
Well they do have an episode trying to get likes on a video, but that could easily just be a comedy competition shown on the tvs in school. The plot doesn't really require the youtube equivalent.

>>93473095
mommy

>>93481779
Are there any fan designs for their mom? All three of them look so different I kind of wonder what she'd look like.
also I have a thing for trashy women (fictional) so a hot kanker mom would just muh dick

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>>93481818
Yes there are.

>>93482372
>>93481818
The mom is consistently what is basically a tri-fusion of the daughters in fan work. Except sluttier/trashier.

>>93476606
kitsch

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Are the Kankers triplets?

Are they really even related?

>>93482372
I always liked Edmin's design best.

>>93474515
>>93474655
>dream
>breaks 4th wall
>deleted scene
>canon timeline
You don't really know what canon means.

>>93483242

half-sisters

each one has a different dad

>>93483414
But their age looks the same.

>>93483436
I dunno. You can easily assume that May is the youngest and that Lee is the oldest based on how they act. They never participate in class so you'd never know what the gap would be.

>>93483436
>>93483517

I always assumed there was like a 1 year age difference between them. So Lee would maybe be 13, Marie 12, and May 11.

But which one would let you put it in her butt?

>>93483708
I don't think any of them would not let you do that.

>>93483717
Well I'm sold. I'll buy the whole lot of em.

white girls are gross

>>93483708
May would willingly accept it with a smile, Marie would pretend not to want it in hopes that you would get the message and be rough about it, Lee would forcefully pop it in her ass just to shake things up a bit.

>>93483642

They are in the same grade
>Lee was held back twice
>Marie was held back once
>May is at level

>>93483708
>not playing connect the dots with Lee's ass freckles.

>>93472815
Is Marie asian? Cause then this makes more sense .

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>>93483743
I headcanon that they are are age gapped and to stick together Marie and Lee failed intentionally to stay with May.
That or since May is secretly a whiz kid they couldn't progress any farther without May doing their homework for them.

>>93481205
Mr. Simmons. It was very subtle the way it was revealed--so subtle, that I think Craig Bartlett had to clarify.

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>>93483249
Holy FUCK.

my dick expands

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>>93472815
>Fat Marie

>>93483249
wew

>>93478649
>Jesus, Nazz has a huge head

>>93460954
Tell her I have a hair conditioner dispenser in my front pocket.

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>>93472815
>>93474495
>>93474582
>The ditzy blonde ages the best out of all of them
Still makes me smile

>>93468495
Oooh fire and candle wax play...kinky. but I don't like using red wax, reminds me of blood and freaks me out, I like using white wax to also satisfy my bukkake fetish.

>>93474615
>Her Sticky Bomb is a Jaw Breaker.

>>93475758
Hey, I lost my virginity to this song!

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>>93483249

>>93483242
I hate to be blunt...but their mother is a trailer trash slut.

>>93484427
Half maybe...I mean come on, their mother had a curly haired red head a blond and a black hair daughter. Talk about the DNA raffle numbers.

>>93483249
Really roasted my cashews.

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>>93479048

You know. I kinda wish they played around with Edd and May more after the Valentine's episode. Take away the cupid-induced antics and you still have Edd giving her a pity valentine that impressed her, Edd being impressed by her surprising knowledge in chemistry, and Edd treasuring May's Valentine at the end. Maybe the solution to making the Eds and the Kankers mutual pairs was to have different pairs instead of Ed/May, Edd/Marie, and Eddy/Lee?

Growing up these bitches were always disgusting rapists too me. I can't believe people would actually fetishize them but then I realize this community is full of hideous virgins

>>93487413
So you're a newfag? Because this has been clear since the beginning. Though female on male rape isn't taken seriously in most cultures unless the girl is sodomizing his ass (and that's barely).

>>93487413

They never raped anyone.

>>93487092
But how would ed/lee and eddy/marie work?

>>93487413
You must be fun at parties.

>>93487540

i could see Eddy/Marie working

>>93487540
Eddy/Marie are both selfish & hedonistic people. I could see them working marvelously as an on again/off again scheming duo, attracted to how much the other resembles themselves yet also being made to realize what terrible people they are. One minute they're screaming and throwing lamps at each other, another they're fucking in a back alley after a particularly successful con.

Lee/Ed could work simply because Ed's a simpleton that Lee would never have trouble bossing around, and Ed would always return her overbearing and controlling ways with genuine appreciation, seeing how utterly directionless he is without someone around to tell him what to do. Lee gets her doting big lug, Ed gets a guardian.

>>93487413
>unwanted kissing is rape

Nigga.

>>93487540
>Ed/Lee
Both are likely physically the strongest of their trio so they would be a force of nature in a brawl. Lee is also fairly smart in terms of leadership and could easily use Ed as a tool.
>Eddy/Marie
Both wildcard schemers with a penchant for trash talk. Marie could help develop Eddy's money making schemes into more tight knit, semi perfect ones whilst Eddy could find ways to monetize Marie's plans.