Oglaf

>>93449993
No face-painting at a princess party. This isn't a William Wallace party.

this is cute

>>93449993
lol this is cute

>>93450027
2nd
candle power
I dont get it

This is a really good one

>>93449993
It's always great when she makes a hilarious non-fucking joke.

>>93449993
Gold.

>>93449993
>Waiting a year to take revenge
She'll never make it as queen.

>>93450384
>not nursing your grudges properly
>not playing the long game
Get a load of this instant gratification craving faggot. I bet you don't even have a big book of grudges, requiring at least 4 servants to carry around.

>>93450384
Vengeance is a dish best served cold. Just like birthday cake.

Speaking of webcomics was any one else reading twogag?
I always found it fun, but no updates in months, with no explanation.

>>93449993
I like how her troops are actually WAY into it, you know, right up until they got killed

raiding candy stores and petting zoos is probably a sweet gig

>>93450180
Braveheart reference.

>>93449993
>no genitals nor homosexuality anywhere in the comic
shark status: jumped

>>93450992
I get the braveheart reference.
Not the 2nd alt text though.
Candles are for birthday cakes, that's about all I can glean from it.

>>93451011
Its got bloodthirsty lolis though

>>93451070

theres alt-alt text?

>>93450482
Vengeance should be fueled by a fiery indignation.

Your enemies should know that a slight against you means a lifespan measured in hours. Days at most.

>>93451109

you are thinking of cereal, cereal is the one fueled by fiery indignation.

>>93451108
Yeah.
If you inspect the HTML
Maybe theres another way of seeing it, but its just a right click away, so its not hard.

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>>93449993
I love this so much

Now I want a story about a bunch of little princesses fighting eachother with gifts from their dads

>main feud between pink and blue princesses as they upgrade their medieval arms race each birthday, getting assassins, siege weapons, cavalry, etc
>yellow princess has a wizard king for a dad, so she gets magic stuff for her birthday and just wrecks the other two
>one episode pink and blue decide to team up to kick yellow's ass
>they set up to meet and discuss over a tea party
>both armies meet in a battlefield with a tiny table in the middle, surrounded by chairs with stuffed animals
>they both poison eachother's tea and wind up knocking eachother out

>>93451238
Basically loli princess Spy vs Spy.

>>93449993
So was she raiding that other princesses' party?

I'm really not clear on where she was attacking.

Also, why does black nobility have white troops (with 1 token black guy)?

>>93451455
Don't overthink it, you dumb peon.

>>93449993
stars and butterflies, eh?

>Black princess
>Goes niggering as soon as the opportunity presents itself
>White princess
>Enforces law
>Black princess responds with escalation of violence

Wow, What right-wing race realist website did you get this from again?

>>93451455
You fell for the classic Oglaf trap:

>http://oglaf.com/trapmaster/

>>93450482
>only have a single book

>>93451455
>>93451561
Social justice commentary will serve you poorly when a horde of ogres sets fire to your farm lands.

>>93451011
Bitch please, some of Oglafs best jokes are non sexual

Why did one soldier get hit with cheeze-wiz?

>>93450482
>Taking a year to get revenge

Foolish

>>93449993
>tfw you will never serve your crown princess as a loyal honor guard, raiding petting zoos and candy shops to please her

Why even live

>>93450961
>Implying you wouldn't enjoy being paid to do the equivalent of infantile mischief, but on larger scale.

I would also follow her.

I'd be really pissed if someone shot all my friends while I was enjoying taffy.

>>93452032
It's okay, Sithrak hates us all anyway

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>>93450793
Unfortunately, the author can't keep the schedule anymore and decided to go full Togashi

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> this comic gets a redux for the 18th birthday