ITT: Cartoon episodes you wish you never saw

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Shit gave me Akira flashbacks.

>>93449487
>Fresh Heir
>Peter marrying Chris because "fucking Carter Pewterschmidt's fortune"

Mr. Enter says it all
"CONGRATULATIONS FAMILY GUY,
YOU'RE THE NEW ALLEN GREGORY!"

>>93449533
>watch this scene as a kid
>feel funny down there
>15 years later I'm jerking off to women getting absorbed by slime monsters
JUST

>>93449487
The one with Brian having herpes

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>>93449487
How did they think this was funny?

>>93449659
Ben 10's slime antics are responsible for half of my fetishes.

>>93449623
>Watching The Autistic Mr. Enter

>>93449487
>Chase Lays an Egg
That whole series really but this episode in particular. If you don't know what I'm talking about, you don't want to know.

>>93449906
>Haven't watched xiaolin chronicles once.
>Watch the original show and heard how shit the continuation is
>Open up the episode
Why do I hate myself so much?

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>>93449487
Fetish feul

>>93449890
what happened

>>93449487
The exorcist parody from Courage. Shit frightened the fuck out of me when I was a kid

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>Lets turn Mortal Kombat into a kid's cartoon
>A cheap budget one
>Nightwolf has a pet dog
>Scorpion sounds like Cobra Commander
>pic related is Reptile

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>>93450143
>Peter wanting to marry his son after discovering he inherited Carter's fortune after breaking his leg.
>Varicose veins
>Peter bullcraping excuses on what to do with the money
>Chris gives Carter a fucking handjob
>Incestuous ChrisxPeter relationship
>Peter decapitiates a deaf child
>Peter holds a pile of male testicles in his bloody hands
>Peter staring at a child's ass because "pedophiles"
>Peter marries Chris
>Peter doesn't get arrested
>another movie where a father marries his son referenced at the end

>>93450647
Oh, I thought you were reffering to Clarence.

>>93450684

This episode was uncomfortable to sit through, but I can't put my finger on why.

>>93449623
>Mr. Enter says it all
Please don't encourage him. He's the worst part of this new culture of internet critics who cannot handle criticism themself.

CI

>>93450647
tl;dr: I left my safe space and got triggered by high comedy

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>>93450856
IKR? I hate that filthy hypocrite. His fans attack you for saying that to them

>>93451359
not anymore.

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>>93451391
nice try Mr.enter

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>>93451391
good one. you totally didn't sound like a screeching autist

The one where Brian gives Stewie herpes. It legitimately freaks me out.

>Family Guy
>The episode that made me quit this show
tfw Fanboy and Chum Chum actually wins an Emmy yet Family Guy never has

>>93449487
Do people really get offended or whatever by Family Guy? It's just a show I can't ever take seriously enough to get upset over and at worst is just a series of unfunny cutaways.

>>93449790
Why did they turn Brian into such an unlikable character? Why did they turn Joe into the punching bag character with nothing but cripple jokes and a wife who fucking hates him?

I don't understand why the writers chose this path. It's horrifying to see how much potential the first 3 seasons had and how badly it just went to shit.

*Insert Life of Brian here*

>>93452755
they turned Brian into a massive faggot in order to be more 'self aware'

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>>93449487

Rocknaldo.

That is all.

>>93452755
>Why did they turn Joe into the punching bag character with nothing but cripple jokes and a wife who fucking hates him?

I remember the first seasons, where Bonnie and Joe were deeply in love with an active sex life. "It gets me so hot when Joe lies to strangers. I swear to God as soon as I get him home, I'm going to rip off his clothes-"
"Yes, that's fine Bonnie."

Nowadays:
"We had sex!"
"We had what Joe calls sex."

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>>93450684
Heh,this was actually what got me to whatch SU.
I heard about the show a little before but couldn't get myself to watch it,then I saw this gif of them kissing and thought they were both dudes.(I'm a huge yaoi shipfag) So watched the ep and after finding out I was wrong I still deided to stick around and watch it.

>>93451391
Go back to bed Mr.Enter

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>>93451391

>>93450143
clarence ate like 100 devilled eggs that had been out in the sun the whole afternoon and became a puss leaking zombie who noone wanted to be around

know how spongebob occasionally does those ""gross"" closeups? Yea imagine 3/5th of an episode being just that

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>>93449487

>>93455214
That one when he got puppies with Brian.
It was disgusting.

>>93454636
>I'm a huge yaoi shipfag
You're the wrong kind of gay for that show, though I guess your odds of being pandered to are high.

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>>93451391

>>93457103
It's a shame bc the TNG subplot was one of the best parts of the season tho

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I regret watching most of family guy but this episode takes the cake

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that one episode of Fairly Odd Parents where it's revealed that Timmy wished to be 10 forever and everyone somehow didnt know.

The episode with Quagmires sister being abused.
>Hey guys, remember when Different Strokes had the episode about molestation and it was really awkward for a typically comedic show to have something with such a dark and serious tone? Let's do that!

>>93457745
>Joe is a cop
>can't do shit about the abuse

>>93457806
Nope. Only way to stop it is for Quagmire to kill the guy and absolutely nothing happens afterward.

>susan boyle

i legit can't think of anything i'd want to unsee to be honest

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>>93449487

>>93449890
when you realize what the creator of the show was charged with a lot of things in the show make much more sense

>>93449487
Not even the worst FG ep

the one where Stewie impregnates himself is probably the worst

>>93457692
No it wasn't.
They got all these Star Trek characters in the show and all they did was act like a bad Seinfeld episode. Futurama knew how to use Star Trek stars.

>>93454357
All the characters got turned to shit.

-Peter was a dumb dad, but now he's literally retarded.
-Lois was a responsible mother with a wild side now turned into a bitch.
-Meg was a typical teenage girl obsessing over meaningless teen stuff no turned into a universally hated item.
-Brian was the foil to Peter's stupidity. Brian was the wisest one but was still undermined because he is just a dog. Now he's a colossal douchebag with a superiority complex.
-Stewie was an evil genius but now he's kind and gay for whatever reason.
-Chris is the only character that I think actually turned out better latter on. He was just an awkward moron, but now he is a awkward moron with an actual sensitive and emotional side.
-Quagmire was a womanizer but now hes a sex deviant and rapist.
-Joe was a super macho cop despite his handicaps, but now his primary characteristic is that he's a cripple.
-Cleveland was just a friend of Peter who happened to be black, but now he's just THE token black guy who is also kind of a pussy.

>>93451359
His icon always bothered the hell out of me, like does he think that looks good?

>>93461428
Laziness I'm sure. It's pretty clear he did a shitty MSPaint color job over his real face.

>>93449487
BEEP BEEP IT'S THE MILLENNIAL POLICE COMING THROUGH, AND THEY'RE TO AUTISTIC TOO TAKE A JOKE

>>93452755
>I don't understand why the writers chose this path.

I think its because the writers of the show just don't give a shit anymore and Seth Macfarlane has that same mindset as well. They just throw shit at the wall and go with whatever sticks to it.

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>>93449533
>KAORI'S GONNA DIE
ow my heart

>>93454287
>OH, ASHI! We thought you were still out! This isn't what it looks it!

>>93454287
This counts for every episode after the daughters

>>93451391
I wouldn't mind him so much if he was just another unfunny amateur critic but so often he dwells on things that he misses the point of. He tore Family Guy apart for Brian's awful writing skills when that was the joke. Brian is a caricature of sophomoric writers. He can say that it isn't funny but he can't say it was a serious attempt at making Brian a good writer.

Also, there's no way I have the patience for 47 minute thesus statements on why Ren Seeks Help sucked. I think Nostalgia Critic might have been the one to start the "longer reviews are better" trend that needs to die, but maybe it was AVGN. My angry internet autist trivia needs work.

>>93457692
Why would they get all those cast members together for a b-plot? Why even have a b-plot? They could have followed in Futurama's footsteps (well, as closely as Family Guy can), but all they did was make jokes about how childish the Next Generation cast are. Which was funny. I just wish we got more out of them.

All the irrelevant questions during the panel was genuinely hilarious, though.

>>93454636
>(I'm a huge yaoi shipfag)
Just zyklon b urself!

>>93450856
He's like a pet

>>93450785
Their walls were slowly crumbling away. I suppose that's creepy. It's no longer safe anymore

And those fish with long nosed masks, they can jump at you and accidentally pop your asshole's cherry

>>93450856
>That one """review""" where he just rants about requests from his viewers for 2/3s of the whole video

>>93461838
What?

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>>93450785
Here, let me explain why: it's In-A-Gadda-De-Leela except they want you to feel sorry for the person who was manipulating the situation.

>>93451391
God damn Enter, chill

>>93458998
The fact this got beyond pitch....

>>93457745

Didn't they already reference that episode directly early on in the show?

>"Now I want you two kids to scream real loud into my ass!"

>>93449890
It was weakest of Clarence episodes. But its good even if gross.

>>93454879
If it's gross on purpose then I don't give a fuck.
>B-b-but it's gross!!! EWWW!!!
Grow up, are you like five?

>>93449487
I watched all the episodes of FG Enter reviewed before actually watching his reviews (because his videos don't have any entertainment value whatsoever so at least I could compare opinions and points) and Fresh Heir was actually the only one to even hit the mediocre tier in my book.

>>93450684
Lars x Sadie is the most pure relationship on SU and if you don't love it you're a faggot by default.

>>93462532
like fucking clockwork

>>93451259
>calling family guy high comedy
t. mcfarlanefag

>>93463862
I don't feel like she was portrayed sympathetically, but she definitely should have gotten at least some comeuppance. They had multiple episodes devoted to the fallout from Pearl tricking Garnet into fusing with her; one giant monster shouldn't mean all is forgiven.

>>93449487
Why is Beter marrying Gris?

>>93451671
I don't get offended by Family Guy like I might be offended by something that is serious about being offensive, but it can still be disgusting to watch once in a while.

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>>93458998
This..this isn't real is it? Like this didn't happen right?

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>>93462873
>I think Nostalgia Critic might have been the one to start the "longer reviews are better" trend that needs to die
He's not. Reviews are so bloated now because they have to be a certain length to even get monetized on youtube. Anyone who posts a half hour video about something that could be thoroughly explained in less than ten minutes is usually just someone trying to make money.

>>93465402

Chris inherited Carter's fortune and Peter decided to marry him in Virginia I think it was so that he could have access to it.

>>93462911
Edgy

>>93465595
*Vermont

>>93451671
Not offended, but disgusted.

>>93465096
I never understood it, isn't Lars just a peice of shit? Doesn't the whole thing send the wrong kinda message?

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>>93450785
We don't know much about Sadie at this point but we know her as a friendly sympathetic character, tricking someone into being with you is desperate and creepy so it makes it an intensely strange and fucked up episode the more you think about it.

the worst part being she mostly got away with it and it was never brought up again, we knew Lars as a piece of shit so someone watching this (like a kid) could think he was just overreacting and being a jerk when Sadie was way in the wrong.

It's one of those episodes that can be skimmed over as 'cute' or 'not that serious' but a lot of subtext makes it worse then it actually ism I can see why it'd be made but it probably shouldn't exist.

>>93457698
It's really funny how when most shows do that whole "You think my show would suck without X? Well, here's a whole episode without it to prove you wrong!" that it usually turns out to be one of the best episodes in the series. Buffy's Hush being the best example that springs to mind But this is just garbage all around and shows that every single complaint about the show is justified and if anything, too lenient.

>>93465096
I doubt Sadie would want to hook up with the pink zombie that he is now

>>93463292
>that review where he tries to explain why this happened and make up for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmkrlVyLjNA
It's an improvement.

Any of the three Steven's Universe episodes I've seen.

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Way to torpedo Azula's characterization for stupid teen romance bullshit.

>>93464865
I think that was in the first episode.

>>93466586

I'm generally just surprised no one recognised her in this episode. Considering how forcibly beloved the royal family is in the fire nation, you'd figure that almost everyone ((especially rich kids with good educations)) would recognise her.

As it is, I liked that the writers tried to convey that Azula had some semblance of a personality beyond being a conniving/smug bitch

>>93460146
>now he's just THE token black guy who is also kind of a pussy.

But that pretty much was always the case

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>>93458998
>That fucking painting

>>93465503
I can remember that AVGN episodes were getting longer and longer until one of them peaked at 30 minutes, which was mind blowing at the time. This was long before the algorithm change. NC episodes also gradually got longer.

But, then, I stopped watching angry reviewers once I got to High School. Also, man. 2007-2010 was the golden age of joke internet reviewers. One problem with modern reviewers, especially Enter, is that they pull the Jon Stewart defense: "I'm a comedian, I don't have to be factually correct!"

>>93465482
It unfortunately did. I think Stewie took Brians DNA, but they definitely didn't fuck.

In the end I think Brain killed them all.

>>93469645
they gave them to an animal shelter

well the ones that didn't die through accidents

>>93465096
If you watch SU you're a faggot by default

>>93451259
>high comedy
okay seth

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It's not /co/ related but I have never been more angry at an episode before or since. 16 years later and I'm still fucking mad.

>>93450684
Is it just me, or does she look like Pepe in this picture?

>>93472083
I never understood why that ending bothered people so much.

>>93472813
Shipping has been cancerous even back then.

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>>93465096
"Blocks your path"

>>93457806

Apparently it's not abuse if She doesn't complain

>>93460146
>Quagmire was a womanizer but now hes a sex deviant and rapist
The tied up cheerleader incident was in like season 2.

>>93465875
Lars is one of the better human characters, he starts out awful but gradually changes over the course of the show. He actually has the most screen time for a human behind Greg and Connie. Which makes sense now given recent events.

>>93472813
Sorachifags.

>>93462327
Kaori deserved so much better. I wish they could reprint the manga just so that she survives to the end.

>>93473277
That'd be creepy as shit

>>93462117
Seth hasn't written for the show in years, after it came back he did enough to coast it forward so he could just bring in money from royalties and voice work.

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i dont know why, but this episode was genuinely uncomfortable

>>93466586
>>93466873

I think you guys are being too rough on the episode. The premise was that even the roughest of rocks could be smoothed over and we see Azula for the young girl that she is.

>>93449623
>Watching that autist

He's a Ponyfag. Why should his opinion mean anything?

Did Mr. Enter inspire a meme of taking family guy too seriously?

>>93472083
Jesus where did all the kids come from? There only looks to be like two married couples unless Sora is putting out for Joe, Matt, and Tai all at once. yes I watched it subbed. yes i'm probably retarded. I don't care

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>>93450105
But it was Good Fetish Fuel

>>93460146
>>93474418
I think Quagmire's turning point was also his random hatred of Brian

>Be friends in early seasons
>Hang out
>Suddenly Cleveland leaves
>Peter tells Brian that Quagmire has always hated him

>>93458998
So, How Babies died in this Episode

>>93475071
One drowned, one got killed by a lawnmower (offscreen), one melted, and the others were pawned off to a pet store at the end.

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>>93450684
>posting an SU episode that isn't Onion Gang
All Lars episodes are good.

>>93460146
>-Peter was a dumb dad, but now he's literally retarded.
No, Peter is now fully cognisant and is simply a self-aware blood-thirsty psychopath.

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>>93461838
>TO
>TOO

>>93475398
Onion Gang was fun and cute.

>>93474943
Ew

>>93475845
It was terrible on all levels, anon.
>kid runs into a wall at 2 mph in a box car
>rolls out
>puts a little ketchup in his face
>Steven unironically thinks the kid is dead

>>93475922

>>>>>Steven

Rethink what you think was the problem

I felt the same way about the end of How I met your Mother that I felt about the end of Digimon. The good one. Before tamers. Or whatever.

Where fucking Agumon tells Tai he's really grown up. That one.

Both of those fill me with so much rage. CBS owes me almost ten years of my life!

Too talk about cartoons, the episode of Spongebob where we found out that Squidward has toenails.

Yeah, that one.

>>93476125
>02
>the good one
HIMYM had a shit tier ending though, I'll give you that. Way to throw an entire season's plot in the dumpster.

>>93476179
I tell my friends how much the ending of HIMYM affected me and they laugh it off, thinkin' I"m having a laff.

NO! I'm not having a laff! The ending was so bad that I personally consider the alternative unaired ending canon.

GOOD FUCKING GOD! WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME SO ANGRY!?

>>93476221
Because you were invested in the story and at the last second suddenly Barney and Robin are divorced two years later, the mom's fucking dead, and Ted brings Robin that fucking Smurf penis to end the shipping wars.

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>>93476221
You're angry because all this build-up to literally have "LOL BUT Y'KNOW ROBIN THO." become canon.
If she died and Ted was all "Well, I'm happy to have had the time I did with her." then it'd be acceptable, what happened was utter anime bullshit.

>>93476221
What was the unaired ending?

>>93476484

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoHUs8J7x94

>>93451259
Made me kek

>>93476599
Seems rather benign. I wonder why they didn't go with that one.

>>93476221
Im with you anon, that shit ending ruined my life, i still cant believe they couldnt keep the best fucking couple in the show together after building it up FOR YEARS

>>93476785
It's schmaltzy and it's hackneyed, but it warms my cold, black heart.

>>93474499
Stop fucking lying. With all the screentime he's gotten, the past arc is the ONLY one where he gets any kind of character development.

>>93476840
Every episode he's in, he learns from and never does it again.

>>93476862
He still reverts to a bitch at the end. Don't defend his bitchery just because he manned up for two eps.

>>93476814
Just saw it for the first time and a cried a bit, why did they do the fans so dirty?

The London episode of Total Drama World Tour

>Oh hey we won the fucking challenge

>Sorry, since these 2 Mary Sues found the Gary Stu who ran away, they automatically win

>Also despite there being 3 teams, the winners were the losing team because fuck you im Chris Mclain

>>93473277
That would legit be adorable.

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>>93474559
Me too, anon. I don't get the point. I onow she symbolizes innocence and purity in a cynical world but, Jesus, so did a lot of other characters. I don't know which was worse: the movie or the manga.

I mean, seeing her boobies in the movie was nice, but at what cost? Sometimes I pussy out of the movie at the time that she show sees Tetsuo's rampage on TV. I just can't handle the heartbreak. She's so minor, too, she's only in it long enough to get the shit kicked out of her while all the other characters ignore or belittle her. Kai gives her his jacket and that's it.

The manga treats her with more dignity (despite her being a sex slave, weirdly) but man, her death. It hurts. Her interactions with Akira are so cute, especially when she scolds him and acts "angry".

Why, anon? Everyone I know goes away in the end.

>>93450684
hate sadie with passion.
cant believe she actually got away with it, and im intended to think lars is a terrible character before he went pink.

fuck this show, everyone is fucked up in the brain.

>>93472813
It mostly seems to be:
>Breaking Tai x Sora, T.K. x Kari, and Mimi x Izzy in one fell swoop
>Half the careers don't make much sense (Matt as an astronaut, Tai as a diplomat, Yolei as a housewife, etc.)

>>93477643
>>93472813
Don't forget Yolei and Ken not mking any sense. I don't remember him ever showing any romantic interest in her at all.

>>93472813
nobody liked 02 and the ending pretty much killed every potential for a continuation, not only for the ships, but because every single human has a digimon now, and who the fucks wants to watch that.

tri has a big fucked up story to fix, and will fail, we all know it will.

>>93469398
The problem with that argument is they do have to be funny.
Which they're not.

>>93472083
i love pokemon too

>>93449487
I hate FG, but there was nothing obscenely bad with this episode.

It's not like either of them were romantically attracted to each other in any way. Peter pushed Chris to marry him so Peter could acquire some of Carter's fortune that was indebted to Chris, and Chris went along with it so he could spend time with his father. Besides that, it was a boring, unremarkable episode.

>>93459052
what was he charged with?

>>93478772
He was charged with having a mental psychotic break and was black listed from hollywood forever because he went crazy.

It's really fucked up what happened to Skyler.

>>93449905
>Ben 10's slime antics
Context?

>>93460146
>-Stewie was an evil genius but now he's kind and gay for whatever reason.

Stewie got better over time, inversely to the other characters getting worse.

>>93472813
tl;dr:

>Last episode ends abruptly with a sudden flash forward
>Everyone has kids that look exactly like them
>Nobody's careers make any sense whatsoever
>The guy in 01 who played harmonica and was the lead singer of a boyband in 02 becomes a fucking ASTRONAUT
>Scientist becomes a housewife
>Girl who can't cook becomes a cookery show host
>Worse dressed character on the show becomes a fashion designer
>Guy who's implied to have an abusive father gets the job his father forced him to do
>Every heavily implied pairing gets thrown out the window
>Characters get paired with other apparently by being drawn out of a hat
>AND THEN THE ADVENTURE CONTINUES LOL

Basically, the episode shat over two seasons of development, derailed every character, and basically seemed like it was thrown together in 5 minutes to make up the episode length.

My theory is that they're still all trapped in the dream world, and none of this is real. It's all an illusion to prevent them fighting back against the villain.

>>93478811

Really? I thought there were multiple accusations of sexual harassment going back years or something. To the point where women who worked for cartoon network would warn new women to stay away.

Or am I thinking of someone else? I remember briefly reading about a scandal like this involving a cartoon network writer.

>>93472083
It was confirmed that Taichi and Hikari end up together so cuck ending avoided.

>>93476599
Not the greatest ending of all time, but it seems like it was a genuine attempt to be really heartfelt.