Normal people in comics

>>93449402
Do you really want to get busted by Batman of all capes? You know that fucker breaks limbs like their toothpicks, right?

>>93449424
He does? I didn't know that, I head about Batman but never have seen'em.

>>93449402
There's this girl I met at the local cafe. She has this freaky tattoo of a hydra on her back. I'm no conspiracy theorist but still. Should I hit that?

>>93449402

>lives in connecticut

Just move, Dude.

>>93449452
Fuck yeah dude! She maybe kinky man!

>This thread again

Sure it'll be funny this time around though

>>93449443
You didn't hear it from me but about a month ago I heard Big Tony, a bouncer at working at some club Falcone has a stake in, got his glass jaw broken by that freak.

>>93449486
but why? Did he owe him money?

This clown looking faggot killed my best friend what do?

>>93449503
I don't know. There's some rumors that maybe someone was storing crystal or X at that shithole.

>>93449538
Did he get a look at you? If he did, chances are you're fucked.

>>93449538
I see you met a Joker. Those assholes idolize the original Joker. I never understood why

>>93449542
I can see it. I bet it's somewhere in the middle of Gotham, one of those "underground" hole in the wall clubs.

Why aren't we colonizing the solar system yet. Don't we have enough alien stuff from all the invasions to have something to work with?

HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL

LOL I GO TO WORK AND THE JOKER KILLED ME

LIFE IN GOTHAM AMIRITE??? XD XD

>>93449582
Reverse engineering that stuff takes work. Not to mention messing with physics we don't understand is dangerous.

>>93449402
Excuse me Sir, do you
have a moment to talk about our Lord and Saviour Mr. Mxyzptlk?

>>93449462
I made a move on her and we started talking until I started feeling a bit woozy. Next thing I know, I'm locked up in some sex dungeon watching some Nazi schmuck on a plasma screen yell "Hail Hydra!" over and over again.

>>93449622
Oh Hell no

>>93449595

Spotted the xeno.

>>93449625
How did you get out?

Nothing much happens in Madison, Some rich old guy bought a castle and the weather has been acting up

Did you ever get the feeling you're talking to someone from another dimension?

>My dad was killed by the Joker
>Mom killed by Riddler
>Brother paralyzed by Batman
Fuck this city

>>93449673
I don't remember. I went to the cafe the next day and the manager or something handed me a tablet and said it was a gift from my lover.

did you guys see that new youtube video?
spider is now black!

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Barry Allen sucks major donkey balls. He is the WORST person in the world, by far. Also, a terrible boyfriend and always slow.

Everybody laugh at this faggot.

>>93449644
Please don't close your door. Life Eternal in His Kingdom of Forever can be yours! Experience endless bliss in a world of infinite novelity.

>>93449707
Poor Gotham bastard. Should've been born into a family living in Metropolis. We got the Superman looking after us, boiii!

>>93449402
Hello 4chan! Im glad to inform the good citizens of Gotham that I will be donating more to the Gotham homelessness foundation, have a good day. :)

>>93449718
And shorter too. Did he get replaced?

>>93449707
I need a roommate over here in Keystone.
The rent isn't too bad and the traffic can get tangled every once in a while, but even with all the bullshit going on, you can always rely on the flash.

>>93449707
What an origin story to work with

>>93449711
I'm still at a loss how you got out od the dungeon

>>93449718
I've never seen him under his mask. How do you know he's black or white or mexican or something?

>>93449777
Crazy, sexy bitch must of taken me back to my place. Weird, considering I never told her where I lived.

These two hobos mugged me and my wife with a bow and arrow in Seattle last night. They stole all my cash and my leftover lobster tail.

What happened to all those police drones my tax dollars paid for?

>>93449757
Shut up Bruce. We all know that you're really Star City's Green Arrow.

>>93449741
I've dealt with him before. He's annoying as hell.

>>93449757
Bruce, It's so good to see you once again. How are Alfred and Damian doing? I heard you got him a dog. Has he gotten along well with him?

>>93449766
I don't know man didn't you guys have a psychic gorilla attack like a month ago?
>>93449748
yeah and how was the Doomsday attack last week, Metropolis fag

>>93449801
You do have an ID on you right? Easy enough

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>>93449538
That's a tricky thing. You see, there is this weird guy who dresses up as Bat who is determined to save him from anything.

So no revenge until this mystery man is out of the way.

I think we could work on an agreement on our seemingly common goals. Just call 1-555-Tekeli-453 to receive a coded message that will give you actual contact number and we can sort everything out.

>>93449757
Is it true you're getting married to Selina Kyle? That bitch is a fine piece of ass.

>>93449830
Just fine. My apartment got destroyed but with Supes' help it got rebuilt in a flash.

I was wondering how can i get a job at the justice league, like i don't have superpowers but i have seen some powerless guys on the computer helping the martian, that must be cool

>>93449806
Thats preposterous, have you seen my mansion, I don't even like green!

>>93449809
Hello once again Mister Kent, and yes the dog gets along very well with Damian, though he acts pretty strange, if you catch my drift

>>93449843
Despite the rumors, Selina is still just an on and off aquantice

>>93449873
I wouldn't mind getting a job as their janitor. What I'd give to see Wonder Woman's fine ass in person.

Fucker in a green suit won't shut the fuck up please how do I make this faggot stop?

>>93449883
I always hear that dogs make good responsibilities boys.

>>93449913
Which fucker in a green suit?

>>93449888
Admit it anon, you just want WW to piss on you.
I wouldn't mind Zatanna or Batgirl pissing on me

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>>93449402
>tfw 1975 was 5 years ago

Psst! Hey! Hey you! Yeah you! Want to buy some illegal drugs?

>>93449957
Why dont you find a good, hardworking job instead of sticking on the streets slinging dope? I can even get you a job st Wayne industries to help you on a better future

Being for real, they must have some epic memes inside comic books in order to live their lives in societies that have to be guarded by super powered freaks to keep the universe from ending

>>93449990
>implying you care about the poor
fuck off to your lonely mansion

>>93449990
Hey Bruce, are the rumors true?
Is Batman your roommate?

>>93450049
Well I have to warn you, if you keep drug dealing you wont be in the streets for long with Batman around

>>93449402
I wish I was born with psionic powers. I could be rolling in cash and fucking a brainwashed Giganta if I drew that lucky genetic card.

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hey this ring just flew into my room and what should i do?

>>93450062
Hahaha, Ill never tell

>>93450066
He's on your payroll isn't he? That Batmobile couldn't have come cheap.

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look at this sweet ass watch i found on te ground the other day

His hat has a question mark on it ring any bellS?

>>93450125
The Questioner?

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Don't you feel a lack in your life? Surrounded by people crying for their identity. Trivial and petty is their struggle. Learn to be exalted!
Life is terrible and malignant! Come and see! Begin your new path: We offer you struggle, danger and unification! Be superior! Be fierce! Be a Justifier! Anti-Life justifies your Hate!

>>93450100
I will neither confirm nor deny this

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I'm an intern at Lexcorp ask me anything?

>>93450167
Am I first in line for using Supergirl as the sextoy she's meant to be?

>>93450090
Batman could you pass the mustard?

>>93450174
So that's a yes. Okay, boys, let's go fuck up Wayne manor. HAHAHAHA!

Why haven't we deported Superman yet?

Why are there so many abondened warehouses in Gotham?
I mean the rent continious to rise but no one thinks about pulling down those shit building and build more apartments to lower the rent.
Where do the warehouses even come? I live here since 30 years and never saw an active warehouse in use.

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You know what the worst thing about the Apocalypse is?

The smell.

So is the Joker on /b/ or /pol/?
Both seen up his alley

>>93450191
I think you would like to join one of Desaad's clubs.

>>93450226
He Is an alien menace! A danger for us all!

>>93450199
Funny

>>93450213
I highly reccomend not doing that

>>93450246
Why is Gotham City more desirable than Detroit?
There's a ton a serial killers in Gotham and a guy dressed a bat punching people
All Detroit has are niggers

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>>93450182
Why does LexCorp tower look like a moai?

Well it was fun everyone but I have to go, have fun

>>93450283
Some of those alien chics like Supergirl or Starfire are hot.
Wouldn't mind being abducted by them.

>>93450299
I don't care about you, Brucie boy, but I sure hope my favorite costumed freak shows up to keep me entertained.

>>93450340
Youre never gonna get me, criminal

>>93450318
But...b..but niggers.
What is worse?

>>93450283
Alright! Do I also get to go balls deep in Wonder Woman's ass?

>>93450339
Well, I heard he has some quite furious ones.

>>93450356
Oh, Batsy! It's been a while. I'll meet you up at Wayne manor. I hope you don't mind if I cut off Bruce's face and give it to you as a present.

>>93450299
>Be a pizza guy
>Get told to deliver a pizza to Wayne Manor
>Little did we know it was a prank call
>The security system fucks me up bad

You still haven't paid for my medical bills you rich fag

At least your Butler was nice to me

>>93450397
Not if I get to you first, Joker

>>93450360
The Boss keeps the best for himself... Sorry.

Hey guys, what if the Joker was black?

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Hey /co/ whatever happened to the justice guild of america comics, why did they stop publishing them?

Tom turbine>Catman

>>93450423
Darkseid's tapping dat ass, huh?...Can I watch?