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Voltron: Legendary Defender

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What did Alfor do wrong?
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*didn't
FTFY
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More than likely Zarkon just went 'muh strong leadership' and decided the only way to save the galaxy was to conquer it.
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>1 ½ months
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>>93434943
Never told Allura that Coran was her second father.
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>>93434943
Everything
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>>93434943
Alfor trusted and assisted the Anti-Spiral villains. The Anti-Spirals destroyed Galra home planet and Zarkon was outraged. Alfor realized his mistake too late.
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Is it too early to ask for writing requests? I wanted to last thread but I tuned in a little too late for that.
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>>93434943
Alfor fucked his waifu and had Allura.
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>>93435322
Any time is fine for that.
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>>93435374
Could you imagine if that's what it came down to? Millennia of conquest, universe spanning empire, millions of lives lost, all to spite some bitch who cucked him.
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>>93435322
Not at all.

How about a scene where the paladins dig through the castles old media files in order to learn more about Altea? They could stumble upon old family videos, or Alfor's old DVRs OF Altean Idol
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>>93435421
That's what you get for wifing Alteans. He won't make that mistake again.
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>>93435415
Fair enough. Anyone got any fic requests/prompts/what have you? Some of the shit from last thread was fun so if you have anything with that, I'll definitely do it.
for how often I ask I should just be like mspaint anon and use a name
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>>93435322
Keith jerking it to his Shiro/Ryou fantasies.
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>>93435507
Shiro and Ryou meet again and everyone is weirded out.
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>>93435507
Keith finding out Shiro calls McCree daddy too.
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>>93435507
See
>>93435491

Or lance trying to suppress his homocrush on Shiro
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>>93435507
Hunk getting bullied, I don't care who/how/why

slightly /r/elated, many many threads ago a drawfriend did a cute doodle of Lance pinching Hunk's cheeks and laughing, if anyone could repost it that would be tops
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>>93435507
Shiro wearing a bunny suit at a mafia run casino to pay off Ryou's accidental loan shark debt.
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>>93435507
Keith/McCree.
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>>93435507
Sendak tittyfucking Shiro
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>>93435507
Lance's shitty pickup lines working on a slightly tipsy Colleen, to the shock of all and sundry
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>>93435507
The pure brotherly love between Takashi and Ryou. How they know each other better than anyone in the else in the universe and how they will do anything for their other half. Keith just can't compete.
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>>93435507
Lance and Colleen breaking the news to Pidge and Matt that they're moving in together.
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>>93434943
Forgot to swallow.

>>93435374
What kind of faggot fucks their own wife once a heir has been procured? These are royals son. Besides, look at that beard. That is a beard used to tickle balls when it's all the way down your throat.
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>>93435507
A Galra rockumentary. The highs, the lows, the fame, the pain, and the Yokos.
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>>93434943
But the mice tho.
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>>93435964
Damn me to hell, but I just gotta love em.
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What do you think is Shiro's bra size?
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>>93436088
46C.
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Alfor looks like he wants sempai to notice him.
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>>93436268
>when you want senpai to notice you but accidentally destroy his homeworld instead.
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>>93435964
gotta love the mice
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>>93435491
https://pastebin.com/HEQpM3ei
I would love to see what an altean game show would be like.
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>>93436660
Thanks for always delivering, anon. That was great
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>>93436660
Maybe the Altean equivalent of cartoons is a weird variant of claymation that uses exclusively crystals.
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>>93436927
>advanced holographic/hard light projection
>brain ghost tech
Altean entertainment on the whole had to be pretty fucking wild
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>>93437100
They probably have no need for new actors if they can keep old popular ones alive indefinitely through holograms.
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What do you think is inside Pidge's diary? And what did Hunk think of it?
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>>93437238
Nerd shit and fujo fantasies. Hunk is too much of a bro to invade her privacy and would put it back once he realized what it was.
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>>93437145
New actors would still be desired, they'd probably end up rotating memory holograms in and out of retirement like the Disney vault or something. It's a pretty neat concept.
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>>93437238
There's a lot of science and profanity inside Pidge's diary. As well as the occasional slang referring to criminal and sexual acts. Hunk found it entertaining but he didn't understand a lot of it.
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>>93437367
Which Shiro ship would be Pidge's favorite or would she like them all for different reasons?
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>>93437367
Hunk canonically went through Pidge's diary, anon. Hunk is no angel.
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>young allura having a complete fit because she's an only child
Why can't her dad just buy her a friend or something, jesus
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>>93437367
>Sendak/Shiro

Patrician as fuck.
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>>93437238
Probably just full of stuff relating to the search for her family and the alien signals she'd been picking up. Purely scientific and vague notes with nothing personal, since Hunk saw no issue with keeping it and still had no clue she was really a girl.
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>>93437439
I don't remember that. What episode?
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>>93437471
the first one my dude
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>>93437442
Alfor bought her a little Galra boy as a friend but Coran made him return him when he reminded Alfor that Altea already had laws banning slavery.
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>>93437442
Then she got monkey pawed and spent a summer hiding from Lotor.

>>93437497
Looks like it's time for a rewatch. Thanks!
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>>93437238
Detailed notes on all the dicks she saw while walking by the garrison communal showers. Hunk thought it was perfectly normal.
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>>93434943
Trusted the hideous psychopath. How could he have taken one look at the Galra and thought, "Wow, this race of vicious barbarian cat people who routinely betray and murder everyone they meet sure seem like stand-up fellas. I will now hand over the keys to one of the most powerful weapons in the universe to this humorless turtle man who doesn't have any fucking irises."
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>>93437605
Who had the nicest?
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>>93437605
Well, Hunk IS the only character so far to explicitly deny romantic interest in a member of the opposite sex.
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>>93437661
Keith
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>>93437136
>your childhood friend is a bit of a poof, but you're certain he'll grow out of it
>over 10,000 years pass
>he's still a poof

Damn it, Lotor
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>>93437702
It's those Galra genes.
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>>93437654
>stereotyping an entire race as evil just because their native homeland of Planet Doom is perpetually enveloped in a blood-red mist through which you can hear the faint screams of the damned
Can't believe I'm reading this shit in tyool 2117.
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Best ship
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>>93437735
Allura got really tired of doing makeovers and playing tea party into her late teens.
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>>93437794
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>>93435507
MY NAME WAS INVOKED, SUMMONED
It'll help move these threads along over the next 6 weeks, so any regular anon that contributes anything is welcome.
I drew a little comic, please don't take too much offense at self-satire with these threads, just poking some fun at the weirder aspects of it.
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>>93438056
>Galras can get mpreg.
Of course. Ulaz and Thace would have had lovely children. Sendak has carried at least one of his kids. Keith is going to get a surprise in the future.
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>>93438056
You forgot the endless KEITH IS A SLUT XDD shit.
>>93438159
But Sendak only has one kid. Unless you mean his kids with Shiro in one of Slav's many alternate realities.
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>>93438159
What have I done?
Also taking a few shitty ms-paint doodle requests, though probably not more than 3 or 4.
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>>93438213
But he is a slut, anon.
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>>93438231
Predictions about the upcoming conventions and panals?
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>>93435421
Zarkon for Coolest Guy?
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>>93438231
A happy Ryou, please?
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Staff confirmed for having weird fetishes?
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>>93438315
Season 3.
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>>93438315
Pidge makes Lance wear a baby suit every time he annoys her.
So all the time, in short.
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>>93438315
this just makes me think of Lance going thru a candy kid phase also wtf boner
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>>93438451
Voltron club kid AU when.
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>>93438213
Would a pure boy be wearing this jacket?
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>>93438527
And those yoga pants.
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>>93438056
If you haven't done it already, please draw Shiro being mauled by Haggar's cat (any type of cat).

If you have, can you please draw Lance in a diaper?
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>>93438554
He's a complete whore.
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https://twitter.com/SRFlubber/status/878790427792506882

Is this an improvement over the original audio?
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>>93438273
This is probably completely unfair to what it will actually be like, but I'm fairly certain at least one of these two will be at the panel asking this shit.
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>>93435374
>>93435421
There are people who honestly believe Lotor and Allura are half-siblings and the conflict is due to cuckholding.

I fucking hate those retards to not taking jokes.
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>>93438692
Not nearly fat enough.
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Currently setting up the SDCC bingo card. Should it be a 4x4 or a 5x5? There are no free spaces with the 4x4.
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>>93438692
>white

I see plenty of third generation POC pull this shit too. Especially the Latin, excuse me," Latinx", ones who cling to Lance's "Cuban last name" like it's a life preserver.
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>>93438620
>mfw the japanese fandom betrays us.
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>>93438999
First gen Mexican immigrant reporting. I seethe whenever I see Latinx or Latin@.
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>>93439043
Wait so is that saying Keith is always the tachi? Or that he is middle ground with the smut? Because that is BLATANTLY incorrect.
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>>93439043
They got Shiro right.
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>>93439048
Yeah, it's never you guys. It's always at least the second gens who pull it. They cling desperately to the culture their parents/grandparents/great grandparents left behind because they think "ew America and whites are icky". Usually it's the university whites who reinforce this bullshit mentality.
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>>93438669
You be the judge. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FurRIjdBgYk
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>>93438944
5x5
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>>93438298
/co/ AU where Ryou is a disembodied head floating in the void for no reason whatsoever
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>>93439132
They are some dumb motherfuckers. I know a dude who lives in Mexico with an English surname because his grandfather is English. No one bats a fucking eye at him back home.

>Usually it's the university whites who reinforce this bullshit mentality.
I was too busy going to nursing school to have ever encountered these goddamn lunatics. Thank God for that.
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>>93439132
Everyone does it. Have you been around the English expat community anywhere? They double down on the Tetley's and Angel Delight when they wouldn't touch that stuff back home. We always used to say there's no one more English than an expat English person. Same deal with immigrants. People want to be part of a special group.
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>>93439170
5X5 it is then! Everyone start getting your SDCC panel questiosn fired up!

Remember: Don't let them be internet fandom memes. Think STUPID. Think awkward convention goers.
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>>93439216
Aw, he's probably happy someone bought him an Abba best of. Bless.
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>>93439308
Will season 3 be the Lance season.
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>>93438999
>>93439048
>>93439132
>>93439240
>>93439276
Didn't mean to try and say it was only the white girls in the fandom that were annoying, sorry. Just a generalization I made that isn't entirely accurate I suppose.
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>>93439043
That's correct though. Slut Keith is a meme, the only one he'd be submissive towards is Shiro who's ultra bottom so it's a moot point. The real point of contention is the x axis. Also Coran should cover the entire chart.
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>>93439276
Expats are not the same as immigrants.
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>>93439043
>Sendak is a top and Shiro is a bottom
Even the Japanese have patrician taste
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>>93439379
I know it's not just white folks.I see that bullshit with my own people, namely the PD third gens.
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>>93439240
I will laugh if Lance reveals his surname to be McClain in this series. I want to see the "give Lance a Cuban last name" people blown out so fucking hard. You try to tell them that biracial people exist, and they scream erasure. It's insanity.

The only thing that'd be better is Lance walking around the castle ship in the McClain family tartan, and heirloom passed down for many generations.
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>>93439416
Yeah, I know. Just saying people outside "their country" can act so over the top with their identity, they can drift into stereotypes and parody.
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>>93439349
I'm going to put "Stupid Lance question" in the free space this time round.
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>>93439379
It's no big deal, it's just something I see a lot. I'm not saying it isn't based in truth, but I see a lot of non-whites acting equally retarded in fandoms. Dumbasses abound in all colors.
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>>93439480
>Tfw everyone in the 1960's fighting for interracial couples very existence only to be pushed backwards by people that don't want their precious blacks to date an evil whitey
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>>93439308
I expect someone to bring up the leaks and ask about black paladin Lance.
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>this derail
I knew nice threads wouldn't last. Maybe next time.
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>>93439522
Someone personally apologizes for the leak debacle, then.
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>>93439648
>>93439599
That's a great one!

>ask about black paladin Lance.
Again?
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>>93439599
Black paladin Lance has a very high possibility of being asked about, I think. Someone will at least ask if the lion switch is permanent or not.
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>>93439638
I just wanted to make a dumb comic that I hoped people would take for humor. I didn't mean to make it all about politics again...

NEW VOLTRON DISCUSSION
How hyped are you now that the release date is sooner than september? And predictions for season 3?
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>>93439638
It's not even much of a derail. You can go back to posting the same shit about Keith's boypussy if you want.
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>>93439522
Someone asking a fandom question instead of a show question.
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Okay so:

Leaks
Dumb Lance Question
Lion switch permanent
Music question
Fandom question instead of show question
Voice acting question
Lotor Altean question
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>>93439835
Is Haggar the mom question maybe? I dunno. You'd think the fandom wouldn't be that stupid to ask something that'd be such a potential spoiler, but this is the Voltron fandom we're talking about.
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>>93439874
Hmm I think they may ask a Haggar question? If they do it's definitely going to be baby momma related.
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>>93439725
Don't sweat it, it's the other poster's fault for taking it in that direction and I'm tentatively hyped. It's nice getting a whole month cut out of the waiting period but I don't know what to expect.
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>>93439835
A production question such as
>How long does it take for you to finish making a season?
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>>93439927
Maybe a Keith's parents question.

There should also be a square for dumb in general question, not specifically Lance related. Because they do that too.
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>>93439982
Isn't that 8 to 9 months typically?
So after August, next season in April or May 2018, right?
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>>93439982
There you go. Fuck those production questions. Literally no one cares.

Also a question to the showrunners about their feelings.

>>93440006
Okay dumb question in general.
Romance question.
Keith parents is a great one to add.

Oh I know another one! *panelist wastes a question by just saying I love you guys/gives cinnamon roll*

Fuck that guy.
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Ideally what direction do you want the season to go in? Would you rather it focused on plot, character development, or action (or something else)? What would be the nightmare scenario where you have to drop it?
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>>93439835
Maybe someone asking about what influenced VLD?
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>>93440139
>Oh I know another one! *panelist wastes a question by just saying I love you guys/gives cinnamon roll*

Good call. I'm sure we'll get one of those, or something similar.
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Dumb Lance Question
Lion switch permanent
Music question
Fandom question instead of show question
Voice acting question
Lotor Altean question
Production question
Romance question
Keith's parents question
Time waster "I love you/ *gives cinnamon roll*
"How do you feel" question.
Kid asks a question (this isn't bad, just something to pad)

>>93440168
Fucking brilliant. And you know this shit has been asked in NYCC AND Wonder-con. Like are these retards for real?
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>>93440146
Plot with character development, action to back it up but preferably not so much of a focus on it.
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>>93439835
Useless question about getting into the industry
Butthurt question about Allura's age
Violent breakout
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>>93440268
I forgot to include the "Leak apologists"
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>>93439835
A question about whether fan reaction influences the story (wahh i hate kallura, make klance happen!!)
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>>93440268
A question about will we see what's going on on Earth, maybe. I dunno, this fandom probably doesn't give a shit, outside of wanting Lance to see his family again.
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>>93440268
Some age related question
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>>93440268
Someone gets BTFO
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>>93439725
Hyped. Lotor looks and sounds great anf I can watch it all before college starts back
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Shiro's going to betray Keith and the others in a later season. Lotor will be responsible.
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>>93440300
>>93440396
>>93440428
>>93440449
Looking good. I'll start plotting them.
>>93440493
That dumbass deserved it at Wondercon. I'm going to add that one there just in case someone is dumb enough to do the same.
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>>93440554
That long hair looks really dated in a bad way though, I hope they give him his helmet thing to make it more tolerable.
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>>93440583
>pink nipples on Sendak

I don't know whether to sperg out or be aroused. I think arousal is winning out.
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>>93440146
I hope they give the characters more depth. Especially since Shiro, who has some of the most depth and holds a lot of interest is MIA. S3 will truly make it or break it in terms of writing
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>>93440268
If it's not too similar, starting a question with "As we all know" or "We all want"
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>>93440587
I could see Winter Shiro being a thing. Would he end up redeemed through the power of friendship/love or a heroic sacrifice?
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>>93440587
Haggar brainwashed Shiro into being a Manchurian agent. The trigger phrase is "nuggets".
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>>93440146
Definitely have some character development. We've been introduced to a lot of different aliens, but I really doubt we'll get much else with them. Definitely some more time with Hunk and Coran. Those two feel the most underdeveloped.
Nightmare situation: Majority of the development goes to Lance or there's a ton of Keith and Lance interaction but I doubt anything can actually make me drop the show at this point
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>>93440724
>As you know, we all want Klance to happen.
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>>93440759
Only the chorus of S.O.S. can snap him out of it.
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>>93440728
It's all set up for a power of love situation right now.
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>>93440146
What's the stuff we already know about S3?
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>>93440900
The showrunners said one of the main focuses will be Keith discovering and unlocking his powers
Allura will pilot a lion and be a badass (according to Kimberly)
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>>93440919
This person does pretty good impersonations of the 80's cast.
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>>93440804
If they do it, hope someone makes a fanvid using the Portishead cover of SOS.
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>>93438619
I hope this satisfies you
And this is my last doodle tonight, I'm very tired....
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>>93440900
Lion swapping is afoot, Lotor is very complex, the generals smell blood in the water, and at some point Shiro and Matt reunite.
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>>93440919
Are you SRFlubber? You keep posting.
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>>93441023
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>>93441011
His Youtube content is better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBeunGek-Z8
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Four more to go!
I'll decorate it as soon as they reveal the newest art for the con.
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>>93441051
Nope, I was just a fan of his videos after seeing them in a Power Rangers thread and then I found his twitter and thought you guys would like his Voltron content
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>>93440776
I think Lance getting developed would be a good thing though, all the characters are so underdeveloped that anything would be better than what we have now, then again I probably would have thought the same thing about Keith between S1 and S2 and that never really went anywhere interesting. I don't think the writers are very concerned with fleshing out the characters, they're just pieces in a story.
>>93440900
Intern says everything is a spoiler so we know hardly anything but apparently the plot is set to ramp up. We know there's lion switching and that Lotor is a new threat they'll have to deal with. Shiro will probably leave a power vacuum they have to contend with, Allura being leader makes the most sense to me but it will probably be Keith.
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>>93441015
I'm partial to the cheesy At Vance cover myself.
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>>93441092
You forgot Haggar mom question/Lotor's mom, or is that included in the Lotor Altean question ?
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>>93441220
I think that's included in the Lotor Altean question. Maybe I'll add a general "Baby Momma" square.
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>>93440987
The interviews that Joaquim and Lauren were in said that Allura has many powers she doesn't know about. So I think both Keith and Allura will be experimenting their new powers like some RPG.
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>>93441117
Keith and Allura will likely co-lead. When Shiro was the leader, he still asked Allura and Coran for advice.
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>>93441262
What are Keith's hidden powers? Being super strong and fast?
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>>93441343
Being super sexy.
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>>93441343
Lionmancing.

Updated bingo image.
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>>93441343
>keith literally becomes *teleports behind u*
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>>93441092
Muh representation
Fishing for ship confirmation/internet points
Mentioning twitter drama
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>>93441262
They said Allura has those powers because they were tied to heritage. Alfor was a sacred Altean and that makes Allura one too.
Keith's powers are gonna come from his mother but what the heck is Keith's mom? Some type of "sacred Galra"?
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>>93441390
>Muh representation
>Mentioning twitter drama
The Wondercon bingo card was a failure because of this. We have to think braindead chimp convention goer.

>Fishing for ship confirmation/internet points
That's what the romance question is for.
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>>93441425
Keith is going to end up being Galra royalty.
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>>93441450
I still believe Zarkon is Keith's father.
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>>93441343
I didn't even know Galra had powers. They seem more of the crash and smash type.
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Updated.

Anything that needs to be changed?
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>>93441023
This is beautiful. Thank you MS Paint anon! Get some rest!
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>>93441441
How about just a general drama square?

>>93441508
They will take that Sincline theory from your cold dead hands.
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>>93441584
Maybe it's passive magic like a healing factor and super strength.
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>>93441584
He's going to find out he can get pregnant. The baby is Allura's. Zarkon does not approve.
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>>93441747
Replaced the Keith one with Drama general. No one is going to ask about his parents, who are we fucking kidding?

>They will take that Sincline theory from your cold dead hands.

I'm prepared to accept defeat. I never said I believe I am going to be right. I literally have nothing but my gut feeling to stand on.
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>>93441584
Keith is gonna need some sort of special ability if he's gonna be in sword fights with Lotor.
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>>93441450
Please no, that's fanfic-tier writing.
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>>93441834
Keith doesn't have the hips for childbirth.
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>>93441886
Just give him a c-section
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>>93441859
Keith gets to be Galra royalty AND the super speshul son of Zarkon himself!
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>>93441584
Galra are like vampires, right? Maybe Keith can develop fangs to suck blood and he ends up being allergic to garlic.
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Okay I fixed Lotor to be general because I want this bingo card to light up this time round.

Also replaced BTFO with Writing question because some stupid schmuck always asks this.
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>>93441938
Wouldn't writing fall under production question?
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>>93441964
It's kind of its own thing? Maybe I'll change it to "writing/production question" instead.

What should that last square be?
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>>93441262
>RPG
What classes are the VLD characters?
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>>93441886
He will grow a nice pair of hips.
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>>93442033
But stretchmarks
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>>93442005
Actual good question.
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>>93442129
Done.
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VREPIT SA!
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Who's the best non-Galra alien so far?
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>>93442226
Vrepit Sa!
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>>93442226
Vrepit Sa!
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>>93442264
Coran.
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Shiro's titties
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>>93442226
Vrepit Sa!
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>>93442686
God bless the character designer for Shiro.
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>>93436320
>that nipple poking against his torn shirt

DICK STATUS: MUH
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>>93442226
VREPIT SA!
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>>93443458
Same shot without the shadow.
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>>93443522
Here's a slightly larger resolution.
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>>93443522
>>93443544
>just noticed he's still got the skin tight body suit on
>it's cut up so that his tits are exposed

Fuck, I just wanna lift up that flimsy piece of fabric and start sucking on those huge mammaries.
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>>93443544
How'd you get the higher resolution?
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>>93443585
Shiro tiddies are proof that we are allowed to have nice things.
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>>93443639
Just add 'large' to the end of the url. So it's like

"https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DSFGDFGKFDJKH.jpg:large"
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>>93443857
Orig is better
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>>93443861
if you say so
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>>93443861
Well, opening a twitter image in a new tab defaults to "large", so I don't see the point in typing in orig since they both result in the same res.
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>>93443857
Thank you much.
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Give me more Shiro in s3.
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>>93445033
I expect him to be only appearing in Keith's flashbacks
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>>93443782
Until they get taken away from us next season before we even get to see him shirtless.
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>>93445140
Goddammit.
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>>93435515
>>93435528
double feature!
https://pastebin.com/4gtDdtU9

>>93436877
I find it hilarious that you commented this the one time I fell asleep before doing the rest. Good morning /vld/.
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>>93445339
This Shirocest fic is perfect. Thank you.
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>>93438056
I kek'd. Though don't worry I've been coming here for a while before I started doing the writing stuff, so even the galra mpreg doesn't phase me.
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>>93445140
>>93445292
Keith's flashbacks better include a shirtless scene.
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>>93445392
>Keith vividly remembering that time he saw Shiro exercising while shirtless
>entire flashback is just a close up of Shiro's titties
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>>93445339
This is the only acceptable Broganes.
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>>93445392
Too bad it wouldn't be the time Keith accidentally walked in on Shiro jacking off.
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>>93445441
Keith is a breast man.
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>>93435573
https://pastebin.com/We5UHiAm
Not sure if this is bullying but gladiator hunk is a good idea that not enough people explore. also I suck at fight scenes
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>>93445140
Yeah, I don't think Shiro will be coming back in Season 3. They've spent too much time setting up Keith as the new leader to suddenly bring Shiro back after 4 episodes or something.
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>>93446414
He'll be back in the second half. Jeremy already confirmed.
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>>93446414
>They've spent too much time setting up Keith as the new leader
Doesn't feel like it. I haven't seen Season 2 in awhile, the downsides of the binge releases, but it didn't really feel like Keith had shown much leadership potential despite Shiro shilling him once or twice. Most of his character development was heavily focused on personal matters, rather than any ability to command others.
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>>93442172
>amerifat con
>no active shooter square
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I just wanna see the garrison trio doing goofy stuff.
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>>93446414
We also said they spent too much time setting Keith up in the red lion and look how that turned out.
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>>93447326
Earth squad represent, 100% humans only
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>>93447428
How racist.
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>>93446518
Have we seen if he'll still have his galra arm?
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>>93447686
If anyone has the matt leak, post it
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>>93447686
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>>93447804
wtf i love shiro now
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It's me, voltron house anon back at it again with some weird shit.
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Post faces
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>>93448203
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In Pidge's flashback where she meets Hunk and Lance, Iverson clearly talks to a female officer, so it doesn't seem like it was a boys only facility, was there any reason she needed to become a boy or was it just for kicks?
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>>93448366
yeah it's because Pidge is trans ;3
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>>93448366
Better not to think about it too much. I mean, she walks around looking like a guy who caused all the stir to begin with. How is this a good disguise?
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>>93448366
Wasn't it because Katie Holt was banned from the Garrison for sneaking in? Iverson might have noticed that they look similar, but probably doesn't think that she was capable of making fake records that could fool a government facility.
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>>93448203
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>>93448366
she was permabanned from the facility, it was a disguise. just cutting her hair and enrolling as Betty Bolt or whatever wouldn't work very well, presenting as the opposite gender all together is a much more dramatic change and pretty simple to upkeep
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>>93448049
That Matt though.
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>>93448366
There are female cadets in the very first episode, they even have minor speaking rolls
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>>93448049
Wait, if Kimiko Glenn was in the recording booth for this scene, does that mean her character is one that would be showing up during a rescue mission?
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>>93445339
You're a champion for this
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>>93448366
Becoming a boy was the perfect disguise and also let her scope out dicks.
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>>93435830
>once a heir has been procured
What, did he have a kid previous to Allura or something?
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>>93448611
it looks like they're in an arena to me, with the gates/holding cells and the pillars similar to the ones in Shiro's flashbacks.
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>>93448611
When the leak was originally posted on /co/ lots of anons theorized she'd be voicing Merla.
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>>93448648
Loli Merla.
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>>93442226
Vrepit Sa!
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>>93448629
He had a disappointment of a son before he got Allura by cucking Zarkon.
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>>93434943
Nobody knows it, but it must've been something titanic that made Zarkon turn evil (and have perma-purple eyes) and have him wipe out the Altean civilization.

That, or what he didn't do (which is probably the latter).

And knowing these kind of shows, it will be probably be something of the kind that would've been easy to avoid but it wasn't done either out of a stupid rule or out of fear.

>>93442226
VREPIT SA!
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>>93434943
They totally fugged.
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>>93448743
Garrett is not a disappointment.
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>>93448865
Garrett spends all his time on World of Galracraft and posting on incel forums.
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>>93448580
It would be pretty hard to hide your sex in space training facility. There's going to be medical checkups, showers and dorms.

Cutting her hair, dying them blond and maybe adopting different accent would be much more effecting.
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>>93442226
VREPIT SA!
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>>93442226
So this is how it's spelled!
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>>93448953
>It would be pretty hard to hide your sex in space training facility. There's going to be medical checkups, showers and dorms.
Well obviously she did it anyway and was successful since she didn't get caught, and her brother being a cadet would have given her a leg-up on what to expect.
Having to keep up with dying your roots and managing your voice every single time you speak gives you way more points of failure than just remembering to respond to the right fake name/pronoun. It really is the best bang for buck disguise for an androgynous person.
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>>93449113
also just the way the human brain works, we tend to project certain traits onto something if we have a preconceived notion of what it "should" be like, for example British nautical history is rife with examples of women successfully disguising as men by wearing the proper attire (pants) so they could work aboard ships.

just by virtue of acting like a fairly young, androgynous boy, the instructors and those around her would be drastically less likely to perceive her as a girl and connect the dots from there. very efficient and tricky, because their brains are doing some of the work for her.
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>>93449113
All I'm saying is that she wouldn't realistically be able to fool everyone, because realistically place like this would ask its pupils to undress once in a while, at least on enrolment (And probably have regular checkups afterwards, nobody wants a dorm-wide epidemic of some skin condition).

It was a contrivance that I'm not sure why it exists, better not to think about it, but at least it gave us both the best girl and best boy.
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>>93449283
And even if one person did find out she was a girl, they'd probably assume she was trans and not say anything because they wouldn't want to "misgender" her. Voltron sounds like it's in a post-Tumblr world.
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>>93449358
>realistically
tbf that's kind of useless, realistically none of this shit would go down. That's boring.
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>>93449396
yeah that would be the perfect backup plan/failsafe. just casually walking around though I don't think anyone would blink an eye beyond "damn that poor manlet"
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Shiro is an adonis.
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>>93446518
The longer they hold off on bringing him back the more impressed I'll be desu
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>>93449771
Shiro is beautiful and we are blessed to have him in our lives.
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Will we get more feetshots in season 3?
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>>93450007
I predict a rare Keith nape shot in season 3.
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>>93435507
Shiro fucking Pidge all tenderly and lovingly.
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>>93450037
How much of this was Steve Ahn's fault.
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are any of you fucks on cherubplay. i'm sick of seeing klance tumblr tier aus on the directory every motherfucking day. i just want to write pidge in peace
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>>93446229
>hunk is a good idea that not enough people explore.
bless you anon
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>>93450037
What if they get captured by aliens that use tickle torture for interrogation?
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>>93450053
It was Ahn's and Ki Hyun Ryu who are the major Keithfags.
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>>93450117
Please be armpits.
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>>93450157
Keith and Pidge are captured on a mission. When the others show up, Keith is strapped down and barefoot while Pidge's pits are already getting worked over by two aliens.
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>>93450119
Got any links to Ki Hyun Ryu's Keith art? All I can find are his Rolo and Shiro drawings.
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>>93450314
It's probably all in his private collection.
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>>93450314
I don't have any. I know he's a Keithfag because Lauren said on her tumblr that he always makes Keith extra handsome when he does the storyboards.
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>>93450730
Definitely in a private collection then.
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>>93450849
I want to see Ryu's private Keith collection.
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>>93450877
It'd be lots of taint.
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>>93450877
I wonder if the artists all draw lewds for each other.
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>>93451260
Which artist draws the best Shiro tits then?
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>>93451284
Probably whoever boarded the episode where we see Shiro's balls from behind. They seem like they have an appreciation for the male form.
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>>93451284
>ywn trade lewds with your colleagues
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>DotU has 20 more episodes than golion
Oh god, the editing is going to make this unwatchable at some point isn't it
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>>93452008
I think Lotor becomes even more a buttmonkey in those extra 20 episodes.
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>>93451796
a bad feel, but something about this terrible fandom has encouraged me to stop being a pussy and take up drawfagging like I've always wanted to.
maybe by the time the next voltron reboot rolls around I'll have gitten gud enough to drawfag for the /co/ offshoot we all end up on, as 4chan will certainly be kill.
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>>93445339
You are a prince among men.
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Is there a decent source to get the newer subs for Go Lion? Google isn't helping me out much.
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Reminder that the BoM Galra are fodder for heroic/"shit just got real" sacrifices, and Kolivan will definitely not survive the series.
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>>93452783
Kolivan will not only survive the series, the series will end with his wedding to Keith to ensure a new era of peace.
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>twyla's voice
Did they just give one of the male va's helium to voice her? What the fuck is this?
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>>93439480
McClain is Scottish isn't it? I want Lance to walk around the castle wearing a kilt and playing the bagpipes. Serenading the universe with the song of his Highland ancestors.
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>>93453116
Hunk probably makes him haggis for Burns Night.
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>>93453116
dude holds a lowkey grudge against the galra druids for committing cultural appropriation. Kolivan tries to explain that the galra have had druidic orders for over 70 thousand years but he ain't hearin it
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>>93453116
Scots really do get everywhere.
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>>93453296
>>93453530
>>93453570
>team Voltron finally makes it back to Earth
>the Paladins all reconnect with their families
>gets to Lance's family
>mom is a sweet little cuban lady
>dad is a big Scot, with a big beard, and a thick, almost incomprehensible accent
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>>93453633
>almost incomprehensible accent
Lance's da is a Glaswegian?
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So when is he gonna go full Hunk-mode?
Tired of seeing him as a spineless fat-ass.
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>>93453707
Lance loves a good Yer Da joke.
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>>93453763
Hunk is already delicious musclefat, the fandom just tends to crawl up peoples' asses about "fat erasure" if someone doesn't draw him blobby enough.
He already sacced up hard during the Balmera arc but I wouldn't mind more episodes of Hunk getting shit done.
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>>93445311
HNNNG
Sauce?
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>>93454073
Hunk will get shirtless during the beach episode and fangirls will have to redraw their art to be canonical.
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>>93454381
>fangirls
>drawing Hunk
haha good joke ;___;
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>>93454598
Isn't Hance a thing for Lancers who are too ascended in their fujodom for Klance?
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>>93455062
yeah, but the pickings are pretty slim for people with patrician tastes in this fandom. heithfags have it even worse
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>>93454198
https://twitter.com/kiwamefutoshi/
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>>93455310
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>>93455310
Thanks! I must have scrolled right past it.
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>>93448154
>rover kin
Holy shit, fucking kill me. How do people think of this stuff?
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>>93455421
Same, Keith.
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>>93448154
Do any of them identify as one of the mice?
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What episode is pic related from?
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>>93455687
S2 Ep3 I believe
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>>93455421
Imagine having to share a castleship with this man.
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>>93455232
I'm a heithfag. I apparently love suffering
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>>93455745
Keith is one hot property.
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>>93455710
how many times have the paladins roofied Shiro and had their way with him?
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>>93455710
I would die.
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>>93455787
They probably ask him to demonstrate judo throws on them all the time.
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>>93455809
>Hey anon, why don't we hit the showers?
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>>93455778
He is pretty irresistible.
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>>93455816
>Ground grappling is the way to go, not judo throws.
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>>93455787
>Lance supplies the product
>Keith convinces him they're sleeping pills to help out with his nightmares
>entire group has a strictly enforced rotating schedule of Shiro cleanup duties
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>>93446518
Sauce?
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>>93455932
Lance always forgets a condom.

Keith just spends the whole night fondling those tiddies.

Hunk is the only one who feels kinda guilty.
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>>93455932
Shiro just can't figure out how his pecs keep getting so bruised.
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I was about to go to bed, but checking this thread made me remember I will never put my head on Shiro's glorious tits to have milk-scented dreams. Fuck me
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>>93456060
Wonder if he ever jiggles his tits when he's alone and giggles to himself.
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Has anybody actually braved a watch of Voltron: the Third Dimension. It's right there but the thumbnails are scaring me.
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>>93456127
He needs to massage them errynight. They get sore being confined to a sports bra all day.
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>>93455983
Pidge just sucks on his thighs.
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>>93456246
She also likes to finger his ass.
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>>93455710
>being around this sinful body all the time

I don't know how the Voltron crew ever get anything done.
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>>93456563
They must all be asexual or something, any normal red blooded human would be too busy devising plans to catch Shiro naked to even care about giant robots.
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>>93448366
Well as it's a coed facility and everyone uses the same uniform she may have enlisted as a female Pidge Gunderson. And then never corrected anyone. Most schools don't look at new people as boy or girl. They look at them as a student name and a class they'll be in. So a nurse would know. Iverson wouldn't know before he met her unless he had a reason to know.
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>>93449358
You don't undress in front of your teachers. Only a medical professional. And then there's doctor patient confidentiality.
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Why act like Shiro is a titcow? Are people that unused to seeing well muscled men? Has society become that used to dainty little bitch boys?
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>>93455894
I like that button.
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>>93456628
Allura probably puts estrogen or some of those temporary castration chemicals in the food so they can focus on their mission instead.
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>>93455944
Seconded. Never heard of it either.
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>>93456851
This thread is full of women.
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>>93456921
Why go for a bimbo like Lance when pure housewife material like Keith is right there?
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>>93456851
>Why act like Shiro is a titcow?

Because he is, you dunce.
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>>93456960
Yeah, I'm a gay guy so I see beefcake all the time.
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>>93456851
>why do people exaggerate features they find sexually attractive?
drrrrrrr I dunno
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>>93456851
>>93456960
Sounds like you two have never heard of bara.
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>>93456960
Most women are attracted to twinks and draw that type of shit. Just look at the popularity of Klance.
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>>93456973
Bimbos are good.
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>>93457000
It's gay men who read bara. Most women think actual bara dudes are unattractive.
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>>93456981
Those are pecs ya dummy.

>>93456986
YOU sound upset sir/madam.
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>>93457028
Women like bara, just look at /y/. Hell, most of the Shiro bara art in these threads is drawn by fujos and tumblr.

This may be hard to believe, but women have varied tastes. Some like muscle, some don't.
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>>93457033
why would I be upset? not understanding sexual attraction to human features is legitimately baffling. it's just a dumb question.
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>>93457028
Says you. I love bara.
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>>93457050
>Women like bara, just look at /y/.
Half that board is just literal faggots
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>>93457079
So not getting a person's foot fetish is baffling is what you're saying since it's a human feature.
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>>93456983
Beefcake bodies aren't all the same. There's a reason Chris Evans gets so much art that focuses on his titties while fellow beefcake like Hemsworth or Cavill get nothing.

>>93457033
>Those are pecs ya dummy.

Nah, he's a titcow.
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>>93457050
Actually, bara has always been considered unmarketable to women. They prefer BL for it's pretty boys. There's even articles in Japanese about this. So maybe some fujos like it, but the majority of them don't.
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>>93457098
Keep telling yourself that.
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>>93457117
Never noticed how far back Chris' hairline is.
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>>93457098
More like 1/4th. Women are liars anon.
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>>93456888
>>93455894
I like it too, are they still for sale OP?
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>>93457154
So are homos.
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>>93457111
Uh, yes? Not everyone likes the same things, this applies to everything from soda flavors to tv shows to sex. That's some pretty basic shit.
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>>93457127
>So maybe some fujos like it, but the majority of them don't

Says who? The shit ton of bara art drawn by fujos and tumblrwhales says otherwise.
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>>93457117
On that note Hemsworth looks much better with his hair cut in the new Thor movie than the long name he had before.
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>>93457111
>why do women like man tits?

Is that what you're asking?
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>>93457127
There's also been a western study that women on average grow to prefer beefy male bodies as they get older. You can make an academic paper say anything, and Japan is a pretty unique case in terms of fangirl communities anyways.
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>>93457168
They're talking about actual published seijin sales in Japan.
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>>93457162
Not on 4chin, they aren't. Femanons are conditioned to lie about their genders here, but you can tell when they're around. Trust me, the bulk of /y/ is populated by women.
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>>93457162
You calling them women?
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>>93457210
Not a good quantifiable marker senpai.
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>>93457168
>unmarketable
>tumblrwhales
You act like tumblrites actually purchase shit
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>>93457243
They're too busy taking pics of their shoplifting hauls.
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>>93457243
>unmarketable means that no women like it
>tumblrwhales clearly like it and draw fanart for it but since they don't buy shit they don't count

That already fucks up your argument.
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>it's a men tell women what they're attracted to episode
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>>93457243
You know, for bitches who act entitled about the anime industry not catering to them or making a big deal about what's illegal - they always encourage piracy.
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>>93456168
I've never streamed anything before but I might try it out if enough people here would watch it.
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>>93457243
They could probably market a lot more official merch to tumblrites if they did a little research on what they actually want. Itabags do well enough. Plushies were clamored after back in the day. Most merch for adults for these western series aims at the fanboy audience though.
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>Why do people like things that I don't like?
what is it that makes this autistic type of bait so effective?
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>>93457270
tumblrwhales aren't women. Stop misgendering them.
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>>93456851
What a bizarre thing to get booty blasted over, anon.
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>>93457314
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>>93457317
They're probably one of those anons who bullied the Shirofags away.
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>>93457314
>argument has devolved to "that doesn't count because I said so!!!!"

kek
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>>93457350
He's making a joke, anon.
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>>93457341
>tfw no more posts of "Shiro is pure!" wedged between all the pictures of him in various lingerie, covered in fluids, caught in bindings or with his shirt off
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>>93457364
A youtube comment tier joke
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>>93457304
Because this thread is full of women.
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>>93457304
I dunno but it's probably because this thread is so full of femanons and gays that it works every time. I swear, asking you guys about sex makes your freak out like you've just realized you've been lit on fire.
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>Why act like Shiro is a titcow?
>Thread becomes tumblr shit
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>>93457432
What do you mean by this, anon? Honest question.
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>>93457389
So you think /co/ tier jokes are somehow better?
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>>93457341
I'm not even sure what anon is upset about. Is he mad that people are sexualizing a man's chest and referring to his ample bosom as "titties"?
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>>93457464
/co/ and YouTube make the exact same type of stupid comments. Every discussion site has it. I don't know why that bitch is mad.
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>>93457432
I can't even tell what's going on ITT but it's not what you've described.
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>>93457463
I mean bullying you is fun.
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>>93457489
Not sure I understand, can you explain your thought process? Not memeing, legit question.
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>>93457485
>/co/ and YouTube make the exact same type of stupid comments

Ew, no they don't. Give us a little credit here, at least we don't speak in broken English.
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What's gonna happen when Matt is confirmed a teen and Shatt officially dies?
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>>93457432
>>93457489
>I was only pretending to be retarded
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>>93457511
No, this entire site sucks but we're stuck here. Just like how YouTube is awful but we have to use it.
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>>93457558
>No, this entire site sucks but we're stuck here.

Speak for yourself, I like it here.
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>>93457513
Shlavfags pop their champagne bottles.
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>>93457383
We had to abort thread.
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>>93457558
I feel you.
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>>93457513
is Shatt alive in the first place? it seems like a dead ship to me.
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>>93457485
Your joke was trite and terrible, kill yourself you unoriginal hack.
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>>93457509
Posing a question about sexuality to a minority userbase on a predominately straight male website tends to illicit numerous defensive, passive-aggressive, or silly responses that implicate a certain level of frustration from the aforementioned minority. This frustration produces a certain amount of schadenfreude that makes my time posting in these threads enjoyable to me.
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>>93457617
Gb2 SomethingAwful
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>>93457435
I just came for the tits.
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>>93457513
Sadly, Shatt is nowhere near as big or as annoying as Shallura so there won't be much for a Shatt Hall of Anal Devastation.
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>>93457601
It's fairly popular, maybe more in the asian than the western sphere, but it has its following here too. I also like it, it's like Shidge with more dick.
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>>93457623
I love doing this shit too.
>women have varied tastes too!
God, fucking kek
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>>93457513
I can't wait until we get all the ShiroxGalra content.
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>>93457623
My nigga. It's good because they always take the bait.
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>>93457623
You didn't generate much frustration, probably because your initial post doesn't even have a clear intent. What were you even saying here >>93456851?
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Great discussion, guys. I'm sure this is a very valuable use of everyone's time.
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>>93457682
Problem is, it's gotten a lot harder to tell what's joking and what's sincere after /r9k/ made this site a clubhouse for angry incels.
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>>93457653
>Shatt Hall of Anal Devastation

A truly poetic name
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>>93457682
>>93457701
I thought you guys were being serious with your assertions. You just wasted several minutes of your life generating a boring discussion.
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>>93457623
This sounds indistinguishable from regular trolling anon, but please elaborate on what differences you find between trolling minority userbases vs. majority. Do you think people can respond to obvious bait sincerely or do you perceive this as merely a ruse?
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>>93457715
We all made the choice to frequent this Mongolian basket weaving forum.
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>>93457623
How new are you if you still find this entertaining? You can't have been here longer than a year, after a while you'll stop getting as much adrenaline from the attention whoring and move on to something else.
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>>93457737
>boring discussion
This is majority of our threads. It makes no fucking difference.
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>>93457623
>>93457682
>>93457701
>heh heh heh we sure trolled you good!!
>all that resulted were anons discussing what women are attracted to in all seriousness
>others are left confused
>not even name calling or legit butthurt

Okay.
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>>93457737
>You just wasted several minutes of your life
Isn't everyone here posting just wasting their life away?
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I love bara tits.
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>>93457776
They wanted to derail the thread and that is exactly what is happening right now.
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>>93457776
You know you're a failure with too much free time when you give yourself a pat on the back for doing a shitty job at trolling on a Bhutanese image board.
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>>93457784
DON'T
FORGET
YOU'RE
HERE
FOREVER
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>>93457744
Responding to a troll in any way is essentially a victory for said troll, no matter how verbose and clinical the response is.

>>93457707
Perceived intent is meaningless, all that matters is the response that it elicited.
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>>93457784
Yes
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>>93457803
>"""derailing""' an incredibly slow thread with only 40-something IP's that had no real discussion going on and is close to bump limit anyway

Good job, anon, time well spent.
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>>93457776
this is a real gay post but it's kind of endearing that anons are getting real, sincere enjoyment from something as simple as making a weird post that people are confused by and start discussing.
back in the day it used to be all about trying to get dumb teens to kys and mailing dildos to people. this is more wholesome... almost pure
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I don't even know what's going on anymore.
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>>93457763
It's actually only in these threads.
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Can we discuss useless Voltron music headcanons or something? This is even more boring than tumblr drama.
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>>93457836
>all that matters is the response that it elicited

See: >>93457850
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>>93457836
Let him desperately fap to the attention he's so starved for if he wants, I'm still gonna tell retards to fuck off.
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I come back to this fucking thread and I see a bunch of you all took the shitty bait and veered the discussion away from raping Shiro. I'm disappointed but not surprised.

Anyways, let's talk about something else. What video games do the VLD characters play?
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>>93457836
Does this work both ways or can "victory" only be perceived in the mind of the poster? If several people engage in trolling each other do they all "win," in a mutual act of gratification?
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>>93457879
t. a highly upset person
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>>93457867
Sure it is, newfag.
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>>93457836
>all that matters is the response that it elicited

If anything, all you did was revive a dead thread and elicit civil conversation.
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Where are the Galrafags?
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>>93457892
Woah! It's the /vld/ police!
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>>93457903
Allura - dress up games
Lance - first person shooters
Pidge - retro ones that are nintendo hard
Keith - fighting game
Shiro - doesn't play
Coran - he's into /tg/ stuff
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>>93457909
Not really, the emotion I'm predominantly feeling right now is confusion.
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>>93457904
You got it! I appreciate your self demonstrating posts and attempt at counter trolling.
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>>93457903
I'm still up for discussing the other paladins drugging Shiro and feeling him up.
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>>93457903
Who plays as what faction in Alpha Centauri?
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>>93457903
Lance created the whole gang in the Sims, and plays the Voltron House with sex mods.
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>>93457964
It's not really trying to counter troll, I just think making dumb posts is fun sometimes and if other people get a kick out of it that's good too. Thank you for enjoying the thread!
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>>93457961
No, the emotion you, yes you behind your computer, are feeling, in this moment, is, in fact, anger.
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>>93457904
I'm certainly gratified in letting anons know that women are attracted to all types of male bodies and proving that they like bara :3
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>>93457980
Pidge is determined to lick every square inch of Shiro's legs before he wakes up.
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>>93458002
Lance puts Sim Keith in the pool and deletes the ladder.
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>>93458003
Thank you!
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>>93458012
I don't even know what's happening anymore.
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>>93457903
Allura would be into virtual pet games. She makes five Neopets accounts and funnels all the NP she makes on the four extras onto her main so she can become a Neopets multimillionaire but it gets too annoying so she just purchases a Neopets premium account.
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>>93458015
Shiro can kind of remember what's going on, but he thinks he's just having weird dreams.
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>>93457980
>ywn have to gently scrub all the cum off Shiro's titties before the drugs wear off
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>>93457920
Look at those fucking thighs

Imagine biting into that piece of THICC meat
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>>93457749
>Implying this isn't a galran bloodthirstiness level debate website
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>>93458031
Probably because your anger has confused you.
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>>93458065
No, that doesn't sound like me.
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>>93456851
No one actually answered this.
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>>93458036
Allura buys all the sparkly shit and puts it in her Neopets gallery
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>>93457933
I don't know, and I don't care to find out. They can take their furry rp fanfiction and fuck off.
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>>93458040
One time Pidge got careless and left a hickey on the inside of his thigh. That was tough to explain away, especially with the residual saliva on his asshole
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>>93458077
Okay calm down!
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>>93458081
The answer is that Shiro's fat fucking titties need to be exposed. It's frankly appalling that he hasn't gone shirtless yet.
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>>93458081
much like a zen koan, it's not actually meant to be answered but to make us contemplate dem titties, and why we like them.
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>>93458058
Shiro always wonders why he wakes up from his naps feeling sparkly clean and missing a few hours.
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>>93458091
She would have an entire gallery full of rare and expensive items.
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>>93458125
BEACH EPISODE WHEN
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>>93458136
She uses Faerie and baby paintbrushes on her pets.
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>>93458145
What we need is an accidental marriage episode. Shiro finds out shaking hands means he's accidentally been betrothed to an alien royal. They have one month to get him out of the situation without pissing off their new allies. Shiro's wedding outfit is a filmy loincloth.
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>>93457903
Lance played Club Penguin and he went up to random penguins to ask if they were a boy or girl and if they responded with girl then he would ask them to be his Club Penguin gf
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>>93458095
They said it was his first spider vein and it was just him getting older.
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>>93458196
Lance probably played Habbo Hotel.
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>>93458184
But Shiro's betrothed is a hot buff alien dude with a charming personality. Shiro starts having second thoughts.
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>>93458125
He doesn't have titties though, just pecs.
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>>93458211
POOL'S CLOSED
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>>93458212
This is when Shiro officially comes out.

>Lance: But... you're getting married to a buff dude.
>Shiro: I know what I'm getting into, Lance.
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>>93458215
Big fat Japanese titties
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>>93457903
Hunk plays Cooking Mama and Animal Crossing.
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>>93458232
He was one of five people who played it sincerely.
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Thread's in auto-sage. It's time to Galrapost!
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Who played Runescape?
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>>93458261
What video games would Zarkon play?
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>>93458283
Pidge of fucking course.
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>>93458215
>>93458246
Glorious pair of breasts.
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>>93458261
At last, it's time.
>>93458284
Ones where he can be the little girl.
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>>93458311
His Garrison ID photo is just a picture of his chest.
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>>93458261
I'm..kinda not sure if I should. I've started considering other anons points from past threads, should we move this to /trash/ if those mods would allow it?
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>>93458311
Now imagine him pressed up against a window.
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SHIRO COSPLAY WHEN
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>>93458031
Don't bully him, he's new.
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>>93458284
Pet Washer the browser game.
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>>93458284
Black Lion pilot simulator :^)
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>>93458284
A child raising sim. He thinks it will help him raise Lotor but he starts paying more attention to his virtual son.
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>>93458284
Princess Maker.
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>>93458335
If it's such a slow thread who the fuck cares.
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>>93458335
You let other anons influence you too much. People hate everything here, just do what you please.
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>>93458388
Black Lion dating sim
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>>93458431
Yeah, anon seems to be overthinking things way too much for a 4chan thread. Must be new.
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>>93458406
I just don't wanna piss off people, but that's kinda hard to achieve here, so I guess I'll just shut up.
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>>93458433
Black lion eroge. He gets pissed when he finds out she's not pure.
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>>93458335
>threads create Galraposters
>Galraposters consume threads
>threads consume Galraposters
>Lancefags inherit the earth
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>>93457156
Currently out of stock but I'm watching the store like a hawk.
http://beefeyeround.tictail.com/
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Slav plays a virtual reality game. It turns out to be porn.
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>>93458457
Does Zarkon have a Black Lion itabag that he takes to conventions?
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>>93458453
I've been here for a while, and I've accepted by now that I can't please everyone in these threads, sorry for being stupid.
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>>93458453
They've been in these threads for several months, but anon is too polite sometimes.
>>93458455
This is 4chan. There's always gonna be an over-sensitive faggot who finally grows the tiny testicles to bitch about something. Once they do, the others begin to pound away at their keyboards with their gerbil fists, going "Yeah, what he said!"

Ignore them and post what you want.
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>>93458458
It's going to be ten threads of keithfags and lancefags fighting again.
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Do you think Eyebrows lets his kids stay with his religious grandparents.
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>>93458485
Slav found the game in the castle ship. Coran reveals that it once belonged to Alfor. He wore them to sleep so he could have sex in his dreams.
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>>93458458
Planet /co/, narrated by David Attenborough.
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>>93458513
If you don't have the balls to post what you want, you don't deserve to post it.
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>>93458455
People will always be annoyed when it's not their interest being discussed. Don't mind them.
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>>93458537
Alfor fucking in both the real world AND virtual world. What a stud.
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>>93458469
Thank you anon. I'm watching like a hawk too as a ship-keith-with-everyone-fag
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>>93458568
Alfor was a Chad. Zarkon had every right to blow up Altea.
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>>93458527
Will the cringey 'banter' roleplaying make a return too?
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>>93458490
He outright takes his Black Lion daki to conventions with him. It's a comfort thing.
>>93458530
Sometimes, as a familial courtesy. They use the time going between spoiling their grandchildren and trying to fill their heads with evangelical shit.

Eyebrows doesn't like it, because he has to deal with their weird questions when they come home.
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>>93458530
They were the accepting type, so yes of course.
The grandparents spoil their niece and nephew so much, they get a little pushy when asking for things after returning home.
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>>93458589
Yes. Keithfags will be disgusted, Lancefags will be trolling.
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>>93457672
I like it because it actually stands a chance in canon, however small, whereas shidge does not. but a 3-way would be the best
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>>93458458
Lancefags should be chased out of these threads and left to rot, it's what they deserve for being responsible for the fandom as a whole being the hellhole it is.
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>>93458643
Lancefags provide hours of entertainment.
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>>93458062
This is a unilu money laundering forum and you know it.
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>>93458643
t. Keith
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>>93458589
>cringey 'banter' roleplaying

Please explain.
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>>93458596
>Zarkon finds out about Nico Nico Nii one day
>He thinks it's a traditional japanese phrase
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>>93458676
By being cringey as fuck?
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>>93458643
lancefags here hate the fandom as much as anyone, probably even moreso. metric fucktons of Lance content and it's all ooc latino sterotype garbage.

it's some real Tantalus type shit.
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>>93458679
Would you anons get it right? This is an Altean flower sniffing club.
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>>93458631
Shiro/Matt/Ryou/Pidge is the true endgame.
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>>93458724
This is why Scottish Lance must prevail. He can get married to Colleen and they can go be celtic together.
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>>93458688
>Lancefag posts stupid shit\attentionwhoring
>Keithfag responds with calling Lancefag an idiot
.
.
.

complete with reaction faces taken from the show
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>>93458695
I had to look up what nico nico nii is. I am not up on my weebshit.
>>93458750
Scottish meth addict stereotype Lance > boring "Latin lover, stuck in the closet" stereotype Lance
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>>93458596
He's always dreading the questions when they return.
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>>93458750
Their kids will be named Angus and Branwen (but it's welsh so it just looks like a keyboard smash)
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>>93458724
I wanna know how the fandom is through the eyes of a Lancefag.

They have the most content out of any character.
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>>93458742
I can more than live with this.
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>>93458750
And I hope Keith turns out to be white.
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>>93458770
>Scottish
>Meth

That's heroin and Irn Bru, pal.
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I just want to remind everyone before the thread dies that all galra are animals that need to be hunted and hung up on a wall
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>>93458770
>Scottish meth addict
Don't forget rapist and milf chaser.
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>>93458770
Lance supports the SNP.
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>>93458774
His grandparents are kind and loving, but sometimes he wishes they wouldn't start with the religious stuff. Plus the kids always come back wanting more sweets. Sirk starts nagging him to go to the grocery store and buy Ho Ho's.
>>93458789
I want that too. I want his dad to be 100% white and gloriously Southern. Everything Tumblr hates.
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>>93458770
When are we getting a Trainspotting AU.
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I want scottish Lance to brawl with texan keith.
"What're you sayin' parnder?"
"Am sayin yer lion's a dumb cunt ya fookin weapon!"
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>>93458789
Watched Voltron again today and the BoM episode.

Tex is white and has pretty eyelashes just like Keith. I hope they'll reveal how him and Keith's mother met in S3.
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>>93458801
He does heroin too, but meth is cheaper.
>>93458820
If Sean Connery supports independence, then Lance does too, like a good Scotsman.
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>>93458787
They seem to have a warped perception of reality.
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>>93458823
No would ever guess that Sirk loves sweets. She gets ravenous when she gets a taste.
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>>93458869
Lance would be a Motherwell fan if he's from the Glasgow area or a Hibs fan if he's from Edinburgh. He probably likes a brawl after a game too.
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>>93458787
tumblr Lancefags are so delusional they actually think he's underappreciated by the fandom at large.
if you like the character as he is in the show, it's completely unrecognizable in most fan content. it's just shit and I wish he would grab a titty or something else that would make all the stans abandon ship
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>>93458884
It winds up getting stuck in her fur sometimes. She's lucky though, she can gorge on sweets and not get fatty. As a kid ,she just stayed lean. As a teen and adult, she eats sweets and considers it "bulking" to get fit. And she's not wrong.
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>>93458918
They think he's actually the main character and Keith is a decoy protagonist.
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>>93458823
>Eyebrows: 'How are the kids there?'
>Grandma: 'Oh, just wonderful. We've been feeding them so many little treats, and delicious dinners. Oh, and we've started taking them to worships.'
>Eyebrows, his eyes twitching: 'You've what?'
>Grandma: 'Oh yes, teaching them all about the gods, rights and wrongs, the whole deal.'
>Eyebrows: 'You know those worships teach against my marriage!'
>Grandma: 'Well, we accept you two anyways. I just try and ignore the less tolerant ones.'
>Eyebrows: 'Almost all the clergy is intolerant! And don't you dare tell me I'm misremembering the years where they were being passive aggressive towards me after I revealed I want the men more than the women.'
>Grandma: 'I didn't say that didn't happen, I just want to make sure they get to live in eternal happiness. You could start coming too, you know?'
>Eyebrows: 'No thank you. I will be picking them up in a week, as promised. I don't want them to stay longer in those places that teach them hatred.'
>Grandma: 'But you know I have the best intentions..'
>Eyebrows: 'That may be, but that preacher doesn't know a real moral problem when it's in front of him.'
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>>93458863
He's going to be the representation. He actually gave birth to Keith, being trans.
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>>93458984
And then one of the kids asks if it's true Galra and dinosaurs lived on the Galra homeworld at the same time.
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>>93458994
No, he's just a cuntboy.
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>>93458932
>Sirk starts acting like that one scene in Men in Black where the guy asks for extremely sugary water
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>>93458983
They also think Lance respects girls like Allura and isn't a jerk to Keith.
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>>93458883
A /co/ Lancefag. How is the fandom for them?

For instance, I'm a Keithfag that hate Keith interpretations like pic related. Even though Keith softens up around Shiro he's still not a dainty girlyboy. Keith is fire and has galra blood in him. He would be rough, not yaoi bottom boy. Then again I'm sure artists self insert when they draw Keith in ooc fanart.
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>>93458983
they also think he's smarter than Pidge and Hunk and could totally beat Keith in a fight, it's awful. one of my biggest hopes for the series is that eventually Keith and Lance get into it and Keith just beats the shit out of him, my dick would be diamonds
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>>93458994
He's gonna be the representation because Keith's mom is a dude Galra, clearly. So progressive!
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>>93459033
>ywn bury your face in McCree's cunt with giant clit
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>>93459030
Sendak has to reteach them that science isn't a lie. Eyebrows would've done it, but he's too busy letting his seething rage calm.
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>>93459057
>that time when lancefags found out lance was flirting with allura for real
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>>93459043
It creeps Svendak out.

>Give me. Sugar. In water.
>Sirk, mom and dad said you need to lay off the sweet stuff...
>SUGAR. IN WATER.
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>>93459064
usually the hot-blooded rowdy dude being a pig bottom is extremely good, but fandom!keith is a soft autistic gay baby, which ruins it.
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>>93458787
I avoid it mostly, it's like being in an ocean with water all around you but not a drop to drink. He gets a lot of content but it's mostly ship stuff I don't particularly care about unless it's Hance.
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>>93459064
I like to imagine a pic like that would be something Keith got manipulated into thanks to his autism. It works for my fetish.
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>>93459117
p i n i n g k e i t h
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>>93459118
My laddie.
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>>93459093
So what did they think Lance was telling Allura then?
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>>93459110
>The resounding "MORE" from her is heard across the entire house
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>>93459090
Part of Sendak's science isn't a lie lecture is how the Alteans are evolved to be vile creatures and are always wrong and were the ones who killed the Galra homeworld.

He's not wrong either.
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>>93459169
Joking with his mom.
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>>93459169
She was a mom figure and he was joke flirting because he knew he didn't have a chance.
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>>93459178
Eventually Sirks sugar love got out at school and kids learned they can get her to beat up their bullies by paying her in Twinkie's.
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>>93459079
Keith is a canon gayby. Homophobia is over.
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>>93459232
>The squad that had to be deployed after she got in a rage from a lack of payment one time
Never forget that policeman
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>>93459195
>>93459206
What? I don't know how to respond to this. Just....what?
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>>93459276
Blue lives matter.
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>>93459118
Cute.

What kinda discussions goes on in the Lance tag? Is it true that 'Langst' takes over it? In the Keith tag there are talks about how Keith won't do well as the black paladin, pro black paladin posts, and annoying shitposts about his intellect
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>>93459064
This pic is bullshit, Keith has a pancake ass in the vast majority of screencaps.
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>>93459291
Yeah, it makes no sense but we've turned Lance into a milf chaser now
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Had a mostly good time in this two threader weekend. See ya'll next week.
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>>93459332
Honestly the only character in Voltron who comes close to having an ass is Shiro. The rest are all flat because Mir doesn't care for booty.
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Another weekend down, good night /vld/.
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>>93459332
Like I said, artists self insert or they find a stock image and draw the paladins in the pose no matter how ooc it would be.
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>>93459332
MARMORA. SUIT.

Maybe his jeans are just so tight they squish down his ass.
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>>93459357
I hope we see some big booty aliens
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>>93459432
Maybe some of the humans on Earth have nice ass.
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>>93459452
RYOU
Y
O
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4 more weeks till SDCC, hang in there babies.
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>>93459452
I bet Colleen has a nice ass. She's so hot for a middle aged lady.
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>>93459479
We'd better get a new image for it, like a continuation of that poster with all the season 1 characters. Or something like Movie Night.
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>>93459479
Thank god. Content soon. Can't wait to start watching at 3AM again and stay up til 10AM marathoning and posting with /co/ on August 4th.
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>>93459486
She used to do yoga to keep her body tight for Sam so he wouldn't run off with a grad student.
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>>93459530
Too bad Sam is dead now.
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>>93459524
I'll be watching with a friend probably getting blitzed, the anticipation of shitposting will be unbearable.
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>>93459565
This is Clance makes sense. This is proof, people!
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>>93459328
I haven't been on tumblr since 2012 so I have no idea, I get all my stuff here and on twitter, and even then I tend to not stray far from japanese twitter, so my view of the fandom is extremely skewed and all the stuff I hear about Lancefags on here sounds so bizarre to me since the ones I follow are chill. From the small amount of Langst I've seen on twitter it seems like people are thirsty for that kind of thing but I don't think the character dwells on that stuff much so I'm not that interested in it, I like his fun side more. Tbh, I recommend ditching tumblr if you have to put up with that much discourse, quality over quantity is best and there's some good stuff on twitter. I like to follow people that appreciate all the characters.
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>>93459192
That is irrefutable fact. Everyone knows this.

>>93459276
Zarkon knew he was going to have an invincible empire with Sirk.
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>>93459565
Sam probably paid for her breast lift before he left too. Such a dutiful former husband.
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>>93459621
His financial sacrifice won't go unappreciated.
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>>93459595
Sirk would go on to be one of his best commanders. Sendak and Eyebrows are so proud.
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>>93459642
The boobs ended up slightly cockeyed, but Lance isn't one to complain.
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>>93459651
Just never get in the way of her chocolate cake.
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>>93458983
And that Lotor will focus on Lance rather than Keith and Allura.
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>>93459744
Maybe they know something we don't.
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>>93459744
Lotor can bond with Lance over milf chasing.
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>>93459592
I'm going to abandon tumblr right now. I've abandoned it two times since 2011 but came back to it for god knows. I have twitter and follow one Japanese Voltron fan on it, she posts Keith a lot and often talks about how she likes that Voltron isn't big in Japan since she doesn't want the fandom to get as bad as the western side.

Its good that you found peace in this fandom. Its also interesting how Langst doesn't extend out from tumblr that much. It tells me that outside of tumblr and away from crazy Voltron fans people genuinely enjoy Lance's character and flaws. Anyway, I appreciate you sparing a moment of your time.
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>>93459786
We can be pretty untolerable to a lot of people, but I like to think /co/ is much, much better as a voltron fandom than tumblr ever was.
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>>93459779
>lotor isn't attracted to allura
>allura marries keith and has a child with him
>lotor is attracted to allura now
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>>93459680
A poor corporal did once, during one of the ships celebrations. He never made that mistake again.
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>>93459852
Lotor and Lance can share drinks on the back porch while barbecuing and watching Colleen and Allura play with the kids. Bikinis showing off those stretchmarks.
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>>93459856
Until she found her match: a corporal that loves sweets just as much as she doesn.
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>>93459852
Wtf this is perfect
>>
>>93459852
I still remember that AU of Lotor being attracted to both Keith and Allura so he settles with their child to get the best of both worlds.
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>>93459942
Twilight before Twilight.
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>>93459942
Ah yes, the Twilight solution.
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>>93459942
His in-laws were not impressed.
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>>93459786
I hope it goes well for you, although as a disclaimer, for all I know the twitter fandom might be mired in all that bad stuff too and I just don't see it since I always stay in my little corner. As far as I can tell nearly all of the people I follow are also adults so that might be a good rule of thumb when picking who to follow, teens have a tendency towards drama and also tend to go way more for that angst stuff, maybe it's the hormones. Some are chill but you have to be careful or you might get sucked back into that shit. Good luck, anon.
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>>93459983
>Keith: I forbid you from seeing that man!
>Kallura daughter: But father, I love him!
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>>93459942
Allura puts lasers around her daughter's room to prevent Lotor from kidnapping her.
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>>93459920
If she was more like Sendak, she's shoot him out an airlock, but that'd be a waste. Besides, he's actually a pretty good corporal. And even though he loves sweets, he doesn't steal food like Prorok does.
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>>93460027
>not "but pa, I love him!"

He's Texan, anon. He's going to raise her as such.
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>>93460058
Allura probably raised her daughter to say shit like "absolutely stunning"
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>>93460072
Oh yeah, Keith and Allura's daughter would talk pretty weirdly.
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>>93460056
It's a fucking blessing that Prorok isn't around when Sirk is Commander. He can steal her savory, but if that man thinks it's okay to steal her creme bruelee cheese cake, he is messing with the wrong woman.

Sirk and that corporal become great friends. They use the Galra yelp app to look up places for best desserts.
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>>93460058
You mean he's going to drop her out in the middle of a forest and make her find her way home?

That's what happened to my dad and he's Texan.
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>>93459942
Lotor x Kallura daughter is my OTP
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>>93460092
How ELSE is she going to learn how to be a master navigator?

captcha: texarkana calle
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>>93460086
Those places love it when they drop by. They always spend so much GAC. They leave nice Yelp reviews too.
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>>93460127
Kallura baby got a BB gun on her third birthday.
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Is something broken? We should've archived by now lol
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>>93460129
It is an honor to have Sirk and the Corporal come to their shop.

>>93460143
Keith almost cried by how proud he was.
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>>93460167
Keith would be the kind of parent who'd get his kid tiny red cowboy boots.
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>>93460072
I'm trying to imagine how their kid would talk.
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>>93460180
Lance would also make sure she got exposure to a proper Scottish brogue.
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>>93460180
Salutations, pardner.
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>>93460180
>Y'all cease this inane behavior, ya here?
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>>93460148
only one way out, now.
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>>93460179
The photo album is full of their daughter wearing cowboy hats
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posting in immortal thread
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>>93460251
She owns many Texas shaped things.
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>>93460157
I can't wait for more Kallura art from her after season 3.
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>>93460180
She mixes her speech with highly formal language and the Texan dialect. Sometimes throws in a couple of Altean words.
>>
What do you think Shiro's ass tastes like?
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>>93460167
They have pics of Sirk and the corporal on their wall and everything.
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>>93460297
popcorn
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>>93460290
Allura tries teaching her Altean but she's only remembers the profanities.
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>>93460251
He drives her around in the back of his pickup for fun. They go chasing after deer.
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>>93460297
Pure protein.
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>>93460297
Heaven.
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>>93460257
quick, somebody lay this undead thread to rest before it's too late
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>>93460297
Galra cum.
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>>93460297
Mice.
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>>93460111
Lotor fell in love with her when he was sneaking around their property hoping to kill Keith and kidnap Allura again. Now he's gonna have to prove himself to be worthy son-in-law.
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>>93460302
That corporal will eventually become her second-in-command Lieutenant like Sendak has with Haxus.

We'll name this guy Zandu, after one of the Drules from Vehicle Voltron.
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>>93460297
jello.
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