SAY THE OATH!
LAST TIME ON QUANTUM LEAP
IN MY HAND I HOLD THE CONTINUATION TO THE DR PIG SECRET CRISIS BATTLESTAR SPECIAL
>>93426302
>autism intensifies
ORDER UP, FRYCOOK
>splat
>>93426539
HE'S ABSORBING IT LIKE AN
E
V
I
L
S
P
O
N
G
E
OH SHIT, IS IT TIME AGAIN?!
That probably would've been the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life if I had time to process it.
Well whatever it was you saw, don't tell me about it, I haven't seen it yet.
We can watch it at my house! It premieres in 20 minutes.
Wow just imagine, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy in MY HOME watching TV with me! This is gonna be great!
I wonder what character will die in this episode,I hope it's not patrick we didn't even saw how his stand works in a battle
Is this the thread I've been hearing about all week? The dr pig thread that changes shitposting forever?
IT'S STARTING!
>clear!
>>theme plays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPwFOnLw0MY
>>93427043
Holy shiiiit what the fuck
>>93427043
wtf
>>93427043
One of the best things /co/ ever made.
PREVIOUSLY, ON DR PIG:
Tom found himself suddenly waking up from dying in a different dimension. In order to avenge himself, he declared to fight this dimension's Spongebob. Before the battle, Dr Pig God appeared out of a portal and explained that he can help Tom both defeat Spongebob and get him back home. With this, Dr Pig God restrains Spongebob and helps Tom channel his inner power to unleash on him. But, Dr Pig betrays Tom and extends a piece of himself in front of Tom's energy blast and absorbs the power for himself. The overwhelming power coursing through Pig's veins twists his entire existence, in the wake of the surge, Spongebob is killed and Tom's clothes rip off. Now the real Dr Pig God Chronicles can begin.
This has been a segment of Professor Exposition, tonight's episode of Dr Pig will follow shortly.
>>93427043
oo here we go
>>93427376
Let's GET IT ON
>>93426967
Yeah a lot of shitty covers and 3 new series that no ones cares, better than Rebirth
>>93427477
What?
>>93427043
IT'S TIME
>>93427376
I WAIT WITH BELLS ON MY TOES PIGANON
In all seriousness bless you, these threads are fucking perfect. How long must we wait? Until tonight?
>After following so heavily on Dr Pig's escapades, it's time for a quick look elsewhere in the universe to see how Pig's pawns are coming along, let's see what's happeningback at the Barnyard.
>>93428131
>>93428131
Another day in paradise.
>>93427043
Jesus Christ what the fuck.
>>93427043
Jesus fucking christ, I don't know whether to be disgusted or impressed with the level of work put into this.
>>93428314
This is like a return to form for the guy, the first threads used to have a bunch of effort in them then it leveled off a bit.
But yea that video is new levels of effort in these threads, it was just pictures, then gifs, then webms, and now YouTube videos
>>93427043
>There are people on /co/ RIGHT NOW who thinks Dr. Pig isn't the greatest 4chan related thing in the last decade
>>93425729
You're bringing some culture to this board.
>heavy, but quiet, breathing
>Back at the Barnyard
I love this show.
>>93428131
OH SHIT
>>93428765
>>93428803
Oh fuck
Why is dr pig attacking spongebob?
What's going on he-
>beeping sounds are heard in the distance, and a voice echoing from somewhere, speaking in pig latin
>"Eturnray otay Exitway, Eturnray otay Exitway..."
Hmm keep going
>>93429541
Oh...
/v/ here I accidentally clicked on /co/ and what the fuck is happeni
>>93429637
Just watch. Magic is afoot.
>>93427043
This is the best thing to come from /co/
I like how Dr. Pig turns threads into a battlefield.
>>93429637
tl;dr welcome to /co/'s version of TGT
>>93429637
The only reason to live at the moment
what is this madness?
>>93429986
A battle between a pig and a sponge
>the devil farmer laughs, once dead, he is now just alive enough to feel joy at the shattered remains of the barnyard, he wasn't earning enough anyway
Oh boy!
Oh boy!
Oh boy!
Oh boy!
The end of the world is upon us!
I'll get some popcorn!
May God have mercy on our souls...
>>93430318
wat a twist
>>93427043
Why did you had to bring this evil in to the world?
>>93430515
OH SHI-
>2 guards stand outside the barn entrance, protecting the inside from anyone who may go rogue
>>93430974
Is Dr Pig the strongest character in media?
>>93430974
Oh my fucking god
>>93430974
is this the end of days?
>somewhere inside the barn, another 2 of God Dr Pig's minions talk
Is there anything showing up on the radar yet?
>>93431140
Perhaps. Have the deadmemesrisen from their graves?
>>93427043
I've found my place on the web
Still nothing.
>>93432579
O-o
>>93432579
What's cj stand for?
What the fuck, where is he?
>>93433344
Cloudy Jay
>>93427043
i fucking love this board
Maybe when his energy levels spiked they went above what could be detected?
epoc crossover intimint!!! Prepare your anuses cause there about it get fucked mr pig vs spongebob who will win!!!!!!
There should be a pastebin with every Dr Pig thread in order so we can keep up with this fucking lore, I keep forgetting what happened to Otis and I have to keep checking the archives just to remember.
>>93427043
/r/deepintoyoutube would love this
I'm a fucking lightweight and am off my ass drunk
Piganon please bless us with your presence
>>93427043
I'll tell my grandkids about this
Pig god will fall sponge will rise it is prophecy
>>93427043
This shit is TRANSCENDANT.
>>93427043
A new classic
>>93434506
go back to rebbit you faggot
>>93427043
LET'S MAKE IT SMOOTH
No you fucking faggot this equipment was made by God Dr Pig himself
This is some good shit
>>93427043
>>93427043
It's such a shame Dr Pig doesnt have much recognition outside /co/
>>93435521
That's good, there's enough normie faggots in here as it is.
>>93434198
>>93434506
I don't hear any ideas from you, peckerhead
>>93427043
Nice.
Ph
>>93425729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfO5S1Iu_VU
>>93434506
Hello fellow redditor.
Keep turning up the frequency, we have to detect him at some point.
>>93427043
that was actually pretty gud
Today I witnessed something magical
>>93427043
Song name?
>>93427043
I love you, Dr. Pig
There is no image on any of my drives suitable for this.
>>93427043
holy fuck how and why
Is anyone attempting to cap the previous threads? Will this new youtube channel do so? I need to read this masterful story in full.
Whatever, Peck
>>93442631
>Peck
Oh shi-
>MEANWHILE, THIS HAPPENS
headin into w o r k
gonna make me some mon-e-yey
>>93443381
I hate all of you
>>93433344
cunt jizz
arrgg nothing like the initial key turn
>>93443655
>>93443655
>4 am
You are devoted piganon, and I appreciate it
wait, that's queer, spongebob is usually already here cooking..
>>93427043
What the fuck is going on?
spongebob? wheres me money maker at?
>>93444460
go on
>>93444926
Top 10 anime betrayals
aarrrgg...
>>93445929
oh yeah mr krabs
Where can I find the previous ones? How did this shit begin? My mind hungers for more, but I'm not sure I can take it.
>>93427043
Alright then.
that boy's paycheck is about to be docked, i can't keep me restaurant closed all day while he lounges around!
well? come on we Want to se what happens next.
>>93427043
I fucking love /co/
>>93446513
Other than this its just female character praise and shit
boy o! it's time for w o r k!
>wha---
>>93447476
WHAT IS IT?!
>sirens wailing in the distance
>leedle leedle leedle lee is heard, but it sounds much closer
>>93448038
WHAT IS GOING ON
>>93427043
>Jun 24, 2017
How long have you been planning this?
Pog
He must be going through a dark phase.. the poor lad
We all go through it
must be something in the water my grandpappy always said..
Ah, I still remember my first ass rape.. feels like it was yesterday too...
>title card ripples and fades into view
>dramatic sting
>I NEED 4 PLY 4 PLY 4 PLY WHENIGET FUUUUCKED
>sploish sploish splunk
>crowd murmurs
>credits play
aike aike aike aike aike aike aike
good times
>>93448793
>>93448038
Is that a ghost sitting down on the floor to the left there? And is that photo from the David Lynch Rabbits thing? What does it all mean?
>>93449142
Spongebob and Patrick have transcended into pigs dimension with no means of escape nothing can stop our world from destruction.
>>93427043
What's this?
>>93449499
WHAT THE FUCK IS IT
>>93427043
>>93449499
WHAT DO YOU SEE?
>>93448793
Wot
>>93427043
DEEPEST FUCKING LORE
>>93451042
What a plan! What will Krabs do next?
>>93451042
DEEPEST LORE
>>93451042
>The drugforce
I'm afraid to ask.
PIGS
>>93451904?
The hype is too real
>>93451904
Is he gonna do it? Is he gonnafire Spongebob for calling his Krabby Patty schemes crap, and for attempting to profit without him?
>>93451904
What will he do now?
>>93427043
Holy fucking Hell, you've outdone yourself, Dr.PigAnon
>>93427043
>over 1,000 views in a day
>beating that scummy Sam meme that quickly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dTJDa0BBJA
SO THAT'S WHERE ME MILLION DOLLAR INVESTMENT WENT
>all these faggots circlejerking around a meme spammer forcing a meme by spamming it to death
>>93453321
I don't see how one thread at a time weekly or even longer in breaks is spam.
Any pig posts outside of the designated threads are usually the more... Juvenile users that like this stuff, that isn't to say everyone in these threads is a kid, but there are some maximum bottom barrel posts every now and then, and there used to be a guy shoehorning his oc at the same time killing image limit.
But anyway how's your day
>>93453321
Want to know how I can tell you're a femposter?
>>93425729
BUENOS DIAS MANDY
>>93453321
>One thread a week
Do you plan on crying every time a Dr. Pig thread is made, faggot?
>>93453232
Hang his butt over the fire place.
>>93453321
Its fine if you dont like the dr pig stuff but the things you're tackling it for are petty and not even true, like spam.
Just sounds like you're a female, considering the irrational assblasting, and maybe projecting because you don't get attention. I mean, you did post in a somewhat popular thread saying something shitty for (You)s. Next you'll try to act dominate by saying something about getting responses in the first place.
>>93453782
>defending this absolute cancer
no wonder the rest of the site hates /co/ if this kind of meme trash is defended
>>93427043
>>93454096
>wah quit making original content and post more waifu praise threads and formulated OPs
This shit could be absolute trash but I'd still respect OP for trying to make this place seen alive and not a fucking robotic environment where changing from the path gets you arrested and corrected.
>>93454096
This is literally the best thing going on 4chan, tho. But please, keep crying every time a Dr. Pig thread is posted.
ARRGG IM GONNA KEELHAUL THAT LITTLE
>>93454096
This is the only kind of OC these days that isn't a woman drawing lewds for thirsty guys to feel wanted, and also so that /co/ ends up talking about her favorite series.
>>93454324
I also hear he fucked your daughter, but then, who hasn't?
>>93454324
Oh fuck
>>93454324
Shit's about to get real.
>>93454374
MR.KRABS BTFO
T
F
O
....arg?
>beat
>>93455554
aw sheit
>>93455554
>>93455554
he dead son
>>93455554
Oh shit, is he okay?
>>93455554
>one away from
>Q U I N T S
>U
>I
>N
>T
>S
Damn Dr. Pig Anon. You were close.
Now what could have happened to Spongebob to kill him? Something about the plan went wrong?
>>93455554
>>93427043
What's the song name?
>>93455968
Be glad he didn't get quints. You get a day ban for those or any impressive digits like when he got 25 while saying the 25 punchline joke a month or so ago.
>>93455554
Welcome to the club, kid.
Hm, hard to believe I missed that coming in.
WHERE'S THE REST
>>93456132
Do you have any regrets, Krabs?
Were your final moments together a good way to end?
>>93456196
Tune in next week for another episode of The Chronic Adventures of Dr. Pig!
>>93456249
Impossible for it to be over yet
>>93456249
S-same day, same time? I don't want to miss a thing, DrPiganon...
>>93456388
I must know as well
What the fuck is dr pig and where can i get in on the lore?
>>93456523
>Mr. Krabs attacked a Baby
What a Asshole
Hmmm
>>93456042
>getting banned for GETs
What the fuck
>starts deteriorating in the underwater sun
>>93456898
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>93456898
THEY'RE NOT REAL BONES
Wait, sponges don't have bones...
EITHER WAY, IT MEANS SPONGEBOB LIVES
>>93456898
Quick, get him some milk!
>>93455968
>Now what could have happened to Spongebob to kill him? Something about the plan went wrong?
he died last week's thread
Huh, guess he lost that fight.....
>>93456898
I want to see were this goes
Well, time to check his loot
>>93438151
>>93455998
>not knowing "can't touch this"
it's just in jappa language
>>93457978
Where are the previous threads? How long has this glorious insanity been going?
HELL YEAH BACK AT THE BARNYARD!
Loved that show when I was younger
>>93425729
IN BRIGHTEST DAY
>>93458747
The archives, since December 2016
The archives didn't get the post where sponge died though, but some of the scenes are in the theme song video
>steps back in
"huwouah!"
>>93456898
https://youtu.be/Cxhk5Fi7G_s
>>93458957
Oh fuck!
>>93459004
Fucking amazing song.
>>93425729
>In Happy Days and tightest tights, or something like that...
>>93458957
HEYA HEYO ZIMMA ZAM
>>93427043
You win an Internet today friend.
Arrg, I get it, spooky stuff, but it's not that bad, in fact some of it could be worth a pretty penny
>>93460158
GET OUT OF THERE, KRABS
Holy shit what is this thread?
Take for example this decently sized widescreen TV, it must be new, because I didn't see it the last time I was here. It probably costs a good couple hundred at least!
>>93460566
There better not be a well inside that screen
>>93460566
Watch it
>>93427043
>>93456593
It was actually Plankton in disguise.
>>93427043
this is the greatest thing I've ever seen
>>93427043
>All these related Peppa Pig videos
I suppose I should
check the definition
of it before
>>93461460
No, don't!!!!
i think about
>>93461480
OH FUCK
selling it.
>>93461508
Jesus Christ
>>93461508
What have you DONE!?
>>93438151
>>93455998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivzLvv9Ahu8
we ded yet?
what the everloving fuck is going on here
>>93462509
magic, horrible magic
OP needs to wraps up this week episode soon
...maim who now?
>high pitched tone
oh--
>bass is added to high pitched tone
>>93462768
what is gonna be?
>dog whistle-tier pitch is reached, bass booming is heard
MOAR MOAR M-M-MOAR MOAR
MOARMOAR
>Mr Krabs' mantra becomes slightly warped as he begins takeoff
>>93462863
>>93462838
Yes MOAR
>warping more, his mantra now glitches between high and normal pitch at random
>takeoff is happening
>his mantra becomes quieter as its pitch raises, almost unintelligible by this point
>engine noises are heard off and on, cutting in and out
>the mantra is now a garbled mess, what you can hear of it
>the engine noises are now stable and constant
>Mr Krabs, now warping at 96%, continues to rise, and starts fading away
>as mr krabs nears 100% warp, the only thing that's heard now is the engine sound
>he's gone
>it's completely quiet
>the only evidence that he was once here is his shadow still standing against the wall
>>93463018
Oh Shit Nia
Hot damn anon
M O W
>>93463018
Now what?
>>93463069
Next time in Dragon Ball Z!
Good fucking god
>>93448820
Squidward seems to be enjoying it. That's not ass rape!
>upbeat jingle plays
Hey folks! Viewer mail time again.
Today we have two.
>clears pig throat
This ones from David, age 15.
Dear Dr Pig, how come you still go by "doctor" when you're not even wearing the outfit anymore?
>>93463523
That pig throat clearing must take ages.
Great question, David! Ever since I started my conquest, my outfit has replaced my blood, and my eyes are now my stethoscopes.
Next question!
Let's see, this ones from Zachary, at just the ripe age of 10!
dear doctor pig what was that stuff that came out of your mouth in last weeks episode? was it semen
Uh.
Well you see Zachary, when a Pig finally gets what he's desired after so many years, he's going to get a little.. aroused. The medical term is porky. If I did orgasm out of my mouth, I'm not sure, it's possible though because I was extremely pleased at the time. It was most likely just Tom's energy overflowing out of my system, which did feel pretty good though.
You see David? I'm still a doctor!
Also please don't ask these kinds of questions again.
Anyway that's all the time we have today, but keep those cards and letters coming!
>upbeat jingle's ending plays but in g-major
>>93463674
>>93463674
GOOD THREAD
G
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E
A
D
>>93463641
>You see David? I'm still a doctor!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
>>93464121
POST CREDITS SCENE?!
>"AAAAAAAAH" in the distance
>>93464175
wait a minute.. THAT LIGHT
>slightly more closer "AAAAAAAAAH" in the distance
>a white flash erupts as Mr Krabs is injected into the database
>>93458790
desuarchive keeps spamming me with "delete your adblocker" shit, then throws the worst kinds of ads. am I just using the wrong archive site for /co/?
>MEANWHILE, AT PEPE'S HOUSE
I didn't want it to come to this
But it has
....and I will stop at nothing to avenge you, Pepe.
End of Episode 6: Part 1.
Don't miss the conclusion to Episode 6 this Saturday. We see how Tom, Duke, and Otis are faring, along with Pip, who is finally catching up to Dr God Pig.There might or might not be an episode 7 intro, it just depends.
Goodnight, I'm going to attempt to get rid of a cooold.
>>93464790
Oh my fucking god. I can't believe I'm hyped to see Ep. 7 this Saturday. Thanks for this anon & take care of your cold.
Wow
Everyone just immediately stopped giving a shit
What did you think of the episode, Spongebob?
>>93465080
It's 8:03 am, anon. Some people are asleep.
>ding
>>93465082
I'm off the clock, buddy. Send fan mail to the P.O. box.
ow my fuckring back
>>93465119
Dr. no!
uh oh pig it's time to obedience
shit otis what are you doing to me? where is my medicinal jacket i need it?
pig
my brainwaves tell me you die soon
Otis this stopped being funny the second I broke my back
and now i can't breathe--
great thread
As someone who's been enjoying these threads from the very beginning, it's been an amazing ride so far.
>>93465212
Wewwer
I can't believe I'm hyped to see episode 7
What a time to be alive
these threads would be better without the faggots spamming /v/ tier reaction images everywhere in hopes of getting in a screenshot on r/4chan
>>93464790
Were there actually five other episodes (including the Dr. Pig thread) or is this part of the 8th dimensional meme?
>Nobody has STILL catalogued all the past Dr. Pig threads
Fucking hell I might as well as just do it myself
>>93469878
Do it then post it here.
>>93469878
Yea man do it.
>>93469878
I'm surprised nobody's done it for any of the previous ones
Do it Anon, and show those pigless heathens what for
>>93469878
Do it and then post it here that's a great idea. Also, make a downloadable archive of the Dr. Pig images if you can
So when the inevitable 4chan animated series comes out /co/ will have an entire season devoted to Dr. Pig right?
>>93473536
Of course, this was its beginning
RIP Pig
>>93427043
>check comments
>that bitch crying that /co/ is shit
how did she find the video? how is OC bad but formulated and predictable threads about waifus better? what's her mindset?
>that fag crying that summer's here
reminder summerfags are just poor as fuck writing skilled kids who are out of the loop on everything and couldn't animate anything better than MSPaint slideshows
what even are criticisms anymore but a caricature of what used to be decent opinions
>>93476976
Umm, anon, you don't have it take it that seriously, you know?
>>93477076
I'm not taking it seriously, next time I'll put a lol or something? I'm just mocking them.
Like unless you come to /co/ how even would you find this? It's just funny in a retarded way my man
>>93462777
>those digits
>>93477405
That wasn't even the first triple 7 in the thread, tom kenny hotsauce guy
This is glorious
>>93477459
I just thought that the image of mr krabs initiating his transformation into MOAR krabs made the trips more spectacular
>>93477975
True
Is spongebob the only character who has died in this series?
>>93478283
Feels bad man frog and all of his incarnations died and so did duke
>This thread
>This wonderful wonderful thread
I hope someone screen capped this masterpiece.
Also, predictions for episode 7?
>>93479366
Mr krabs ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli's dr pig and saves the universe
Is Dr Pig a good, bad or neutral guy?
>>93479512
He's a cunt
really fuck him
Is western animes saved ?
>>93479786
Makes me wonder if he's in Japan
Anybody got archives to the previous threads?
>>93480387
Ask again in a few hours, that seems to be working for everyone else
I feel like Dr Pig is a deep and sensitive subject that OP is using to express distaste and save us from the harm and functions that are dead horses or subjects that need to die.
Take for example Pepe, all this controversy recently about him being "dead", because his usage these days are for dumb shit and not what he was originally used for. Dr Pig "killed" him and now it's over.
Spongebob, the only other character to die in this series of events, has been dead for over a decade, in the main aspect that it declined after the first movie. Dr Pig killed him and gave him rest.
I think Dr Pig is just a device to figuratively kill things that have suffered long enough, but outside of the Dr Pig story continue to suffer.
Dr Pig is actually a good guy.
>>93467871
par for the course
it's not as bad as the thread where a guy kept spamming lion king memes and the guy that kept posting a painting of a real pig and a bunch of weird animal beasts paintings
Barnyard is on Nicktoons, too bad it's not a Pig episode
It's a peck episode
>>93427043
that thumbnail
>when the driver starts getting fucked up by japanese meme text and can't drive straight
>>93425729
My leg
>>93481657
But that's just a theory, A /CO/ THEORYend me
>>93425729
I STAPLE TAPEWORMS TO MY PENIS
>>93427043
WTF