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Why can't Beast have love interest?

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Why can't Beast have love interest?
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>>93418563
Because that would be beastiality.
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>>93418563
Cat Beast is best Beast.
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>>93418573
Oh but it's totally fine to fuck aliens
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>>93418587
No, that would be alienality.
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>>93418563
He's been dating Abigail Brand for like a decade now

It's probably time for little green fur babies
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>>93418620
>little green fur babies
Why does that sound fucking adorable to me?
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>>93418563

>X-man
>Being happy

Yes, this worked soooo well for Cyclops and Jean
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He looks too much like Dobson.
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>>93418639
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What fucking logic does cat-Beast make? God every time I see it I get angry again.
I don't know what happened to change him back but I'm glad they did it
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>>93418655
That goes for any comic book character especially at Marvel.
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>>93418563
Honestly I think that all his misbehavior has just been guilt over the fact he's going to gene traitor and marry an alien. It's been making him lash out.
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Wonder Man is straight
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>>93418563
He's a fucking mess, even outside of his appearance.

Think of how petty he was with Scott. Now imagine him in a relationship.
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Beast is still my favorite X-man even though hes been written as a dick lately
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>>93418750
>Logan: Hey Hank I'm starting a new school wanna come?
>Hank: Sure.
>ring ring
>Scott: Hello?
>Hank: OH HEY SCOTT I JUST HAD THE MOST AMAZING SEX WITH LOGAN WE CAME GALLONS TOGETHER I COULD FEEL ALL 13 INCHES OF HIS ADAMANTIUM STROKING MY PROSTATE AND IT WAS SO AMAZING SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU
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Beast is too cool for that drama bullshit.

Gotta read books, don't have time for bitches.
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>>93418684
>I don't know what happened to change him back but I'm glad they did it
Bendis cried until he got his way
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>>93418771
>lately
>has been a shit for almost a decade now
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>>93418879
to be fair so has Marvel
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>>93418742
>you now remember Morrison tried to make him gay
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>>93418750
So he's just ignoring that Scott has been tortured himself?

They were best friends for decades and this is how he chooses to end things? Whose the hack writer responsible?
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>>93418563
Beast is polyamorous and waffles through a ceaseless parade of casual relationships.

So nobody ever considered giving him a love interest but writers/editors desperately didn't want people to think he was gay.
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>>93418684
>What fucking logic does cat-Beast make?

I'm pretty sure Morrison's sole reason for doing it was he thought it'd be amusing if the guy named "Beast" looked exactly like the one from Beauty-and-the-Beast.
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>>93418563
Isn't he still technically with Brand?
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>>93418914
see:
>>93418879
Marvel editorial has been trying to tear apart Beast's character for awhile now, only a part of treating the entire X-franchise like the cheapest of whores, there's no one person responsible
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>>93418952
I guess Teen Beast is carrying on the tradition
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>>93418563
Beast does have a girlfriend; Abigail Brand.

She's half alien and half mutant. Yes, these biology sex jokes were littered all through Warren Ellis' Astonishing X-Men run. Gillen did the same when he wrote S.W.O.R.D.
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>>93418563
What is the point of Beast, he's just a furrier and less cute Nightcrawler.
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>>93419255
He does machines.
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>>93418620
They were raising Broo as their pseudo adopted son for a while.
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>>93418563
because he's a piece of shit and a horrible person overall. no one wants anything to do with someone like him. rightfully so.
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>>93419255
Nightcrawler doesn't have a soul and his body is a grouping of hell maggots.

He forfeited his soul in order to come back from the dead. His current body is made of limbo maggots.

I still am unsure if Nightcrawler still has two dicks when Austen wrote the character.
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>>93419283
Beast and Emma Frost were great friends. They both had the same sense of humor.
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>>93418563
No woman can tolerate a man who does everything wrong.
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Wasn't he dating that chick from SWORD with the green hair?
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>>93419347
>Forgets that Emma is alive because Beast took time out of his day to reassemble her after Esme shattered Emma.
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>>93419295
>Being friends with Emma
How does that prove he's not a piece of shit again?
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>>93419357
Still is, i guess. They never broke up, yet their romance isn't mentioned at all.
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>>93419483
Emma is flawless and sells comics.

Since Cyclops, Emma, Beast, and Wolverine haven't appeared in X-Men comics, sales have tanked.
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>>93418563
Because you need a damn scorecard to keep track of all those mutant relationships.
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>>93418563
He's a nerd. His love interest is science and possibly comic books.
Also his erected penis probably the same size as penis of gorila or maybe even horse.
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>>93419267
I'm happy for their son. Please don't tell me he is dead
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>>93419507
I don't have the scan, but Gillen and Sanders alluded to this very thing in S.W.O.R.D.

Abigail loves Beast dick.

...Come to think of it, Warren Ellis also insinuated that Abigail and Beast regularly engage in oral sex.
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>>93419521
He's still alive.
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>>93418742

Would've made more sense than Iceman.
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whatever happened to trish tilby?
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>>93418602
I think I know where this goes next
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>>93419576
Not that anon but I just read his pointless death at the end of AvX. That's good to hear.
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>>93418914
>Whose the hack writer responsible?

It's been a while since the Marvel universe is perverted by hatred. Writers have clearly lost control of their stories. Every character, now is guilty of some atrocities, but they are always ready to behave as immature teenagers when somebody else makes a new mistake. It's so irritating that I do not even know if the Marvel Universe can be repaired.

Pym had worked hard during the time he lead the west coast to become a better man and in my opinion he was great. Then comes a new writer and somebody pulls out the Janet slap issue again. Always, always always. The rivalry between Cap and Stark that does not resolve, but actually go worsens. Logan and Scott schism, Charles who is regularly mistreated by any new writer who wants to add special gossip to his past. And this concerns everyone.

What went wrong?
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>>93419484
I want them back. They were cute together.
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>>93418857
Beast is a petty bitch and he lives for drama, have you read any of his interactions with Cyclops in the last decade?
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>>93422040
I miss when he was cool.
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>>93422261
Just remember, Beast being assblasted over how right Cyclops always was is why we are now stuck with the O5
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>>93422040
Butthurt Cyclops fan detected. Cyclops did it to himself. Fuck that myopic fag. He even beat up his loyal girlfriend.

Then he called her a whore to her face. Cyclops deserved to die like a bitch.
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>>93422332
Bendis fucking up, yet again. Beast knows how to change a timeline without any knowing.
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>>93423798
Editing my own post.

Should read "anyone." I hate typing on my tablet.

Pic related.
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>>93422332
Really? We must be reading different comics.
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>>93421978
Carol's going to steal her away.
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>>93423919
Probably, since the Captain Marvel writer is so up Carol's ass.

Fucking demoted Brand to promote some SJW pet.
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>>93419484
Bunn or someone made a reference to it last year I believe, though I can't recall whether it was in a Magneto or Captain Marvel issue.
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>>93424013
It's mentioned Brand was offered the top job but declined.
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>>93424103
I know, but it's still bullshit. That decision was out of character and clearly done to promote Carol.
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>>93424098
So they are still together? Cool.
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>>93424324
>The blue cat Beast
>Abigail and Hank

It was a good time.
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