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Voltron: Legendary Defender

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What announcements are you hoping to hear at SDCC next month?
Do you think the questions could possibly be any more cringe than they were at Wondercon?
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>>93414918
New release date for Vol. 2 #1 and/or possible resolicit
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Looking forward to moar Lotor.
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>>93414918
Announcement of cancellation
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>>93415604
this
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I haven't re-watched Defender of the Universe in several years but less than a minute in and I'm already dying. Planet Doom? Who wrote this shit?
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>>93415494
Lotor better not just be Zarkon 2.0 or Zarkon-lite. I want him to fab it up as he instigates heinous cosmic villainy.
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>>93415877
80s writers on lots of coke, probably.
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>pidge and sven's voices
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Was there more than one dub of this? I definitely rewatched it on Boomerang back when I was in high school and I feel like I would have remembered Pidge's voice at least and this jarring editing. I don't remember this stuff standing out so bad, what the hell.
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>>93416676
Pidge's voice was intended to be a joke, but the dumbasses in charge told Neil Ross to use it. The 80s were a time like no other.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQr2Sx5tzlY
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>>93415494
Same here. I really hope they do right by him. Campy evil most of the time, sometimes downright chilling, always a legitimate threat. And do not turn him good. Even if he ultimately finds himself on the same side of Voltron, do not redeem him, keep him evil but manageable, useful evil at best. I'm so scared they're going to make him brooding and angsty and then redeem him into some noble anti hero.
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>>93418589
I have the feeling he's going to end up p
urple Loki.
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>>93418589
So what will happen to Lotor in the end? You think they should just kill him off like they did with Sincline in GoLion?
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>>93414918
>Do you think the questions could possibly be any more cringe than they were at Wondercon?
I expect more Lance questions.
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>>93414918
tell me, how bad were they?
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>>93415494
I want Zarkon to genuinely love his son. He just doesn't know how to parent properly.
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>>93418943
Space Prison

>>93418956
Somebody asked if Lance was secretly Altean.
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>>93418956
>Is Lance Altean?
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>>93418975
Lotor will just escape space prison like Joker does all the time.
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>>93418956
>>93418990
that's just innocent retardation. I'm talkabout if there was any ship questions.
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>>93419003
I don't think there were any ship related questions but then again I know a lot of panels ban that type of thing from being asked.
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>>93418973
Why couldn't Zarkon just hug his boy more often? Too preoccupied with Black?

>>93419003
There were questions about Lance's beauty routine too. Just dumb, waste of time bullshit.
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>>93419028
They should ban theorizing too since it's not like the show runners would be able to confirm regardless.
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>>93419028
oh shit, that's good to hear. The only one I saw that got through was a war craft panel on Thrall and Jayna. Felt a little sorry for her.
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>>93418973
Yes, this. I don't like the stuff about Zarkon hating his son.
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Why do you think only a select few high ranking Galra know about Lotor's existence? I mean, he's the emperor's son and the crown prince.
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>>93419078
Zarkon feared his son being assassinated so he kept Lotor's existence a secret and trained him to be strong for when he would eventually take over.
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>>93419078
Lotor was born thousands of years ago but he was put in cryosleep.
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>>93418943
There will be a bigger threat than the Galra.

Voltron and the newly formed Galaxy Alliance will reluctantly join forces with the Galra Empire to destroy the ancient evil once and for all. Zarkon will die in the conflict, leaving Lotor as the supreme ruler of the Galra. Lotor, unlike Zarkon, will be willing to be more diplomatic. The planets that welcome Galra rule will remain part of the Galra commonwealth, those that wish for independence will have it. This is fine, since the big secret reason the Galra Empire was formed was to combat the aforementioned big threat which now no longer exists. Lotor, for his part, was always less interested in governing than conquering, and he's found other things to keep him entertained.

Allura marries Lotor to unite the Galra with the Galactic Alliance. The marriage is political but not unhappy. The rest of the universe celebrates the occasion by having sex with Keith. Nasty, nasty sex.

THE END
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>>93419078
Lotor was busy doing things in his own private quarters like getting back massages, drinking expensive wine, and fucking his harem girls.
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>>93419078
I have the feeling that Lotor's existence isn't necessarily a secret but that he has been kept out of the public eye for reasons.
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>>93419078
Lotor was born in a tube as a quintessence boosted Zarkon clone. He spends most of his time on the far outskirts of Galra territory, conquering planets and expanding Galra influence on an endless crusade of conquest. He was literally born for war. Since he has never spent much time in the center of Galra held territory, not many Galra that serve Zarkon directly have ever seen him. He's like the Rufus to Zarkon's President Shinra. Kept far away from the capitol and shrouded in mystery.
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>>93419028
I get the feeling someone is going to ask a ship related question anyway. Considering how crazy the fans are.
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>>93414918
>>93419235

>Do you think the questions could possibly be any more cringe than they were at Wondercon?

>Is Pidge trans?
>Is X ship pedophilia?
>Is Lance the main character?
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>>93418943
Dies saving Allura. Either taking the brunt of a catastrophic blast or giving up all his Quintessence to heal her.
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>>93419298
>Why did you make Keith black paladin instead of my smol bean, Lance?
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>>93419078
Because he's half-Altean, doesn't look remotely Galra, and his existence is pointless since Zarkon is semi-immortal so he doesn't need an heir.
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>>93419356
Goddammit, why is his fanbase so fucking awful in every fucking way?
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>>93419509
That picture reminded me that original Golion had a lot of gore, with severed limbs and ripped eyeballs.
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>>93419509
Bitches be crazy.
The entire fandom is like a perfect storm of retardation.
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>>93417899
Cute pic!
Also, just wanna take this opportunity to say, as a galrafag, sorry for some of our antics. Specifically for the fetishistic type of things that some of us do from time to time (or always, I dunno how often it occurs in recent memory, but it was really bad at one point from a personal pov). That doesn't mean you have to accept this apology, but there was one dipshit last thread who tried a "lol muh superiority xd" mindset. We don't all have that, and I hope that one jackass doesn't make you all think we have some sort of smug ego problem.
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>>93419394
Why does Lotor exist then if he is so useless to Zarkon
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>>93419583
Zarkon wants to be father.
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>>93419583
Because Zarkon and his wife used prayer as their contraceptive.
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>>93419583
He probably had him before he a) went Voltron-crazy and b) before he found out he could prolong his life indefinitely with Quintessence.
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>>93419575
You're not that important, stop making things worse.
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I wish the music and sci-fi visuals in this show were more interesting.
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>>93419636
The music when they warped Zarkon's castle was pretty rad. And cartoon CG Robots are garbage. What else is new?
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>>93419646
I'm not talking about the robots, I'm talking about the visuals of the show as a whole. The castle looks like a big empty ipod and they spend most of their time in empty space or generic looking worlds.
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>>93419235
Wonder if they'll be preapproving questions.
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>>93419636
Same. Thinking back on the show, I remembered it as being rather quiet without many BGMs but then I realized it was because I couldn't remember a single unique BGM from it (other than the theme song, which I usually skipped), not even the ones from my favorite scenes.
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I've seen a lot of people think Haggar is Lotor's mother. I don't believe that theory and I don't like it either.
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>>93419658
Overall the show looks ok, but I think the problem is reusing the same places too soon for such a big setting. I mean, they're the defenders of the universe, sure, and the Balmera is a part of it, but it doesn't make it any less uninteresting to see a slow part of the show revisited.
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>>93419605
Do you think he ever taught Lotor stuff like how to throw a ball or ride a bike? Would Zarkon take time off work to see Lotor in his school's holiday pageant?
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>>93419658
Is that because of the lower budget? I mean lower compared to ATLA & LOK.
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>>93419298
>someone in the crowd asks the showrunners if they prefer klance or sheith
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>>93419685
Wasn't that part of the go-Lion series? If so, they might make Haggar related to him in some way, just as an homage to it. But they'll mostly keep it contained within the remade voltron setting, probably.
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>>93419705
Jesus. A brawl will break out in the crowd no matter what their answers are.
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>>93419702
No, I think its because of a trend in sci-fi to be super clean and neat. The 'Apple aesthetic' seen in things like Mass Effect, which is a clear and huge influence on Voltron's designers, and JJ Star Trek. There's no sense of age to the setting, despite everything being about 10, 000 years old.
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>>93419685
She probably killed his mom like in GoLion
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>>93419705
>Shance, obviously!
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>>93419705
>shippers don't realize you can joke about how "gay" Shiro and Keith are for each other without actually shipping them.
Do they realize you don't have to ship to watch the show?
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>>93419658
>The castle looks like a big empty ipod

It's too bad they couldn't have recruited more people to live in the castle, and have a support crew kind of thing going on. Must be hard for Coran to run everything by himself. Even characters like Shay and that Unilu chick could serve as a ship cook or eyecandy for the few of us here who aren't fujos or faggos.

>>93419705

>mfw they answer Kallura is better than both
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>>93419685
I don't like it either because I am tired of the big bad's female henchwoman doing everything because of romantic feelings.
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>SDCC next month
Bingo chart when?
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>>93419732
Lauren will say she foreshadowed Klance with the two holding the LGBT sign in her artwork.
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>>93419723
Galras are too stupid to invent their own tech
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>>93419776
Surely you mean Shance?
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>>93419723
>There's no sense of age to the setting, despite everything being about 10, 000 years old.

You mean like how Pidge can easily hack Galran tech despite it being literally tens of thousands of light years ahead of Earth tech? It always seemed really confusing how she could reprogram Rover (which was probably coded in Galran letters), but struggled with trying to learn Altean. (That system only really taught pronunciation, not writing or grammar.)
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>>93419783
That has nothing to do with what I said.
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>>93419794
That's why everything looks the same. They've just been remaking the same ships for 10,000 years because they're stupid
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>Tfw I wanna read fics about my favorite ship within a Voltron setting
>98% of all V:LD ship stories are Klance
>I don't want any goddamn au's or fucking ABO shit
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>>93419785
I wonder how much Lauren regrets about drawing this.
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>>93419805
What's your fave?
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>>93419789
Maybe even the galra use binary.
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>>93419737
This. I still wonder why don't they recruited some Olkari to help them. Their technologies are great and useful. Besides, they can help Coran a lot.
Anyway, now we have Blade of Marmora and Slav, so maybe time to time more people will appear in the castle.
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>>93419785
Oh yeah, I meant Shance.
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>>93419808
Probably not too much, but even if she has a grasp of how this enables the batshit crazy shippers, she will never understand the true scale of Klancers until they rear their ugly heads.
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>>93419808
>SJWs turn out to be little bitches

Oh wow. Who could have guessed?
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>>93419789
It's not just that, though its part of it. It's stuff like the castle feeling like it just came out of the box, with its aesthetic lining up neatly with most other tech shown in the universe. It's how sleek and sterile everything is. I don't see the Galra empire and get the sense of a ten thousand year history.

And the universe as a whole is so empty and lifeless as well. Nothing really feels developed. Everything about the setting feels like it has no real flavour.

>>93419801
That's a poor excuse for dull designs.
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>>93419812
Shendak but his galra face looks like a human husbando face so it's ambiguous to me on the furry scale
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>>93419832
They're a dull species
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>>93419808
How are you sure she isn't an agent of chaos and secretly had this planned?
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>>93419808
I feel so bad for the cast and crew. They were probably all so pumped about doing this show that brought back fun childhood memories only for the fandom to shit on them over shipping.
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>>93419817
Wouldn't the number system be different though? I'm pretty sure that Shiro's identification number didn't pop up as Roman Numerals.

Side note: since Haggar is aware of traitor Galra spies in the army, will they finally upgrade their defense system so it isn't easily accessed by any rando Galra or 1/2 a droid arm? Or will they have suffered too much internal damage to revamp everything?
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>>93419832
The thing about the castle, is it should've shown more age. It looks completely new, like you said, just bought and opened. And they mention it's age a few times sure, but it really should've had extensive repairs and maintenance to decaying looks and parts.
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>>93419785
This pic made me start headcanoning Shiro as a homo
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>>93419852
I mean, binary is essentially telling the computer off/on. You don't need to necessarily know what the symbols actually mean.
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>>93419839
>anti-shaladin movement created by Dreamwork PR-team to keep interest in Voltron between seasons.
>VAs keep ship-teasing on their twitters because producers said them to do so.
>klance14 was Lauren all along
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>>93419855
They could have had a flashback episode with Allura exploring the castle & going into abandoned rooms filled with memories, furnishings & stuff from her royal family members, servants & citizens after the episode where she had to destroy Alfor's AI. She tries to look at digital albums of her childhood but breaks down when the files are just as corrupted & damaged as Coran's Weblum tutorial vid.

That would have allowed for actual worldbuilding for what Altea was like besides pink flower fields of nothing.
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>>93419852
Lotor will probably implement that, maybe it'll lead to a sword fight between him and Keith when suddenly the red paladin isn't so stealthy with his wrong handprint on a door.
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Man, when did shipping become so political?
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>>93419919
Well open borders and a free global market is a contentious issue.
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>>93419866
I was going to argue against that but then I remembered that the Olkari use binary too, so I guess the hacking thing is a moot point.

I don't know anything about coding so I'm not sure if other questions about Pidge's hacking would be dumb or not. But would she need to know the Galran language to access specific commands or know stuff like "oh this turns on the foam cannons" while hacking the systems?
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>>93419919
It really shouldn't be, but idiots ruin everything.
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>>93419895
I really hope that the whole "zero access" thing isn't solved in just five minutes of Pidge hacking skills if it does get implemented.

>>93419832
Maybe the castle is barren & sterile because the Altean royal family left all the other Alteans to die on Altea instead of having the civilians evacuate to the safe castle & now the survivors' descendants are super anti-Altean Royalty when the VLD squad find them in a later season.
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>>93419979
>Maybe the castle is barren & sterile because the Altean royal family left all the other Alteans
Missing the point and trying to generate an in-universe explanation for a boring design philosophy that goes way past just the castle ship.
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>>93419979
Maybe they just have a really good space roomba.
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>>93420002
Still it's weird that she only has flashbacks about her dad & those flower fields instead any memories of interacting with her people & never really brings them up.

Also, why no escape pods for the civilians, unless Altean law is "Everyone is a soldier & must fight".
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>>93420036
I always just assumed that the castle cleaned itself the same way the house did in that Disney movie, Smart House: the walls/floors/furniture just sucks up & wooshes away any stains, spills or crumbs.
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>>93419805
>tfw barely any good Pance lewdfics
>tfw lewdest thing that happened in the best one on Ao3 was just a fucking handjob

>>93419919

When everyone forgot about what an idiot Jack Thompson was and the "liking X thing makes people do Y bad thing! We have to get rid of it for the good of society!!1!1!!" meme reared it's ugly head again.
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>>93420051
That movie was a little disturbing for a disney channel movie.
The whole dead mom thing, the computer holding them hostage, being confronted about how it'll never truly understand a mother's love, etc.
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>>93420082
I was honestly more disturbed by Pixel Perfect. I mean, how do the girl's parents feel knowing that their daughter is dead and her body is just a puppet for their daughter's friend's AI waifu? How does the friend feel knowing that she basically committed suicide because of his AI waifu?
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Which one of the Voltron Babies is your favorite?
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Do you agree with official characters' stats?
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>>93420136
Baby Zarkon is the best.
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>>93420133
Never mind, I misremembered that wrong. I think I rage quit as a kid and stopped watching before the ending.
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>>93420159
It's fine, besides I think they've stopped showing those movies as much as they used to. Besides some fairly adult plot points in some of them, they just don't hold up like they do in a child's eye.
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>>93420149
I'm pretty sure that they change the stats occasionally since there was a Lancefag who was mad that people said they were making up lies about Keith and Lance's stats when it turned out that they just had old screencaps of the stats and that the current stats were different.

Plus, the stats have Allura as weaker than Shiro and Hunk even though she can basically bend metal with her bare hands (unless that was only something she could do in her Galra form) so no, I guess.
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>>93420187
That's actually an interesting point. Sure, Allura is weaker than some in her normal form, but since they can shapeshift? Potentially too OP if she could copy any stronger opponent and know how to beat them in a fight.
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>>93420187
>since there was a Lancefag
>again
Why almost all shitstorms starts thanks to some mad (k)lancefag?
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>>93420205
Alteans are cheaters. Especially royal Alteans who can shapeshift, resist to some kind of magic, speak with rocks e.t.c.
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>>93420205
It would be interesting to see how Galra Allura differs from Olkari, Arusian, Mer, Balmeran or Unilu Allura in terms of stats or even personality traits/quirks.
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>>93420251
Because the Klance fandom is made up of irrational 14-year olds that have shown themselves capable of trying blackmail against the very studio that feeds them their content.
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>>93420274
I hope Allura shapeshifts into an Arusian.
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>>93420149
No way is Lance smarter than Zarkon.
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>>93420330
Jerry and Arusian Allura compete for Keith's love.
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>>93419919
"SJW " callout culture meets ship wars.

>Don't ship something or feel something threatens your otp somehow? Go fucking wild and make up a bunch of serious reasons as to why this other ship is PURE EVIL instead of just not fucking shipping it.
>performative activism makes you feel like you're doing something worthwhile when you REEEEEEEEEE over a couple year age difference between fictional men
>Turn it into a club with our other equally shitty friends.
>Egg eachother on so much you're eventually essentially in a suicide pact with a bunch of assholes who will abuse and doxx you if you leave the hate club
>make a million "hurblegurble-against-shaladin" blogs and try to needle your "enemies" into fighting you so you can feel like a badass internet warrior
>this stress is all for your e-image that you won't even care about in a year or so anyway

It's even funnier when you think about that recent drama where somebody spied on the "anti chatroom" on discord and it was just a bunch of adults talking about sex stuff with minors.
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>>93419834
My nigger.

Furries ruin everything.
>>93419832
It's budget. budget combined with typical trappings of space opera/sci-fi of this nature. Star Wars, in the old extended universe, got the same treatment when the KOTOR games came along. I like the KOTOR games, they're really good. But before them, the Star Wars universe set thousands of years before ANH had this older, weird look to it. Ships looked weird as fuck and primitive. Worlds too. Lightsabers had to be hooked into power packs.

Then in KOTOR, it had the OT/PT aesthetic, even complete with multi-leveled city-planets like Coruscant. I guess you could handwave it in universe as technology hitting so many advancements, that the tech stagnates as a whole. But it just becomes really glaring when 10,000 years have passed, and shit looked the same.

they should have made Zarkon 1,000 years old instead.
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>>93419919
I think Sherlock was a big part of it.
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>>93420521
Budget isn't the reason KOTOR looks like the OT, that's a bad example. The reason it looks like the OT is purely executive decision and by design, wanting to keep it familiar to the casual fanbase. If they can't identify it as Star Wars at a glance, the casual fans wouldn't be likely pick it up.
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>>93420501

That was an anti chatroom? I thought it was a kin chatroom, I remembered them shipping the "bad" ships that antis hate so much.
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>>93420561
I didn't say budget was the reason KOTOR had the OT/PT design.

>combined with typical trappings of space opera/sci-fi of this nature.

Which led to me using KOTOR as an example, which is a good example of this sort of story using designs that are the same over thousands of years.

With KOTOR, it was familiarity shit. With Voltron, it is budget.
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>>93419850
I think you're overestimating how much of a shit they give about the tiny minority of loud, retarded shipfags. Yeah they joke about it amongst themselves but some crybaby teenage bloggers aren't going to upset them when the show is a massive success that got renewed for half a dozen seasons almost immediately.
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>>93419919
SJW culture/identity politics. Now everything ties into woke points or "what about these poor victims?" SJW shit thrives on victim culture.
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>>93420562
Nah, this just happened. It was some big anti chatroom, somebody made a single "hurr i hate shalabins" post and got invited in to see what was going on.

Turned out it was full of people in their twenties talking about how they hoped people who shipped the Bad Ships got raped and talking about sexual stuff with a bunch of 13-14 year olds. The fallout's probably still happening on tumblr.
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>>93420149
I take most of that "official" stuff like that with a big grain of salt. No way is Lance smarter than Zarkon. The Allura strength stat was off too.
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>>93420576
Then bringing up budget was a pointless exercise and confused your argument. There's also no evidence budget has impacted Voltron's designs.
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>>93420599
Got some screencaps? I went to the Voltron tag and just saw the usual stuff.
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>>93420639
Sure. The "#voltron/vld discourse" tag usually has all the funny stuff, though.

https://shiro-needs-coffee.tumblr.com/post/162056461847/anti-discord-receipts
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>>93420639
here's the screens http://imgur.com/a/56vFA
and the OP that has the nitty gritty of the retarded drama https://huntypastellance.tumblr.com/post/162058672945/its-time-for-more-fandom-drama-brought-to-you-by

tl;dr version, a minor who was being harassed by antis "infiltrated" the chat it turns out the 22+ y/o owner of the chat (and creator of that dumb anti block list) was stalking them and is probably a legit child predator

also the server is full of antis showing porn to minors and minors talking about how horny they are
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>>93420607
no one who works on the show itself has anything to do with the website or promo shit, this goes for all tv ever
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>>93420673
I saw this drama but it was posts made by anti Shaladins so there was a lot of damage ctrl
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>>93420709
>m-muh safespaces
>posts permalink invite on public blog
>does zero vetting
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>>93420673
>huntypastellance

That blogger was literally the angry newfag we had here once
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>>93420708
No shit. Which is why I don't believe most of that shit. Unless it comes straight from a creators mouth, or is in the show itself, I don't consider it canon.
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>>93420758
yeah I know, they're just the one with the most in-depth autistic writeup about it
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>>93420758
Yeah, sorry about that. I was trying too hard to be funny but I just sounded stupid.
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>>93420758
Both the anti Shaladins and pro Shaladins involved with this drama are equally retarded.
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>>93420801
You know, they call it "anti shaladin" but all the discourse is really about Sheith.
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>>93420817
Of course. Keith will never be Lance's so long as cowtits lewdbody is around.
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>>93420817
I know. It's why they hardly make a peep about Shallura despite it still being one of the biggest ships and how a bunch of them are quiet about their previous support of it.
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>>93420855
I'm disappointed no anti shaladin shallura killed them self after the age drama
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>>93420869
It's a shame.
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>>93420869
You know, a bunch of them still ship Shallura because they believe the ages are unclear or unconfirmed. Which is the exact same thing Shaladins do. I hate all these stupid shippers.
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>>93420900
Horseshoe theory, my man.

And we all know it's all about protecting Klance in the end.
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>>93420869
I would have baked a cake for that

t. /ck/ anon
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>>93420869
Hopefully someone sudokus themselves for Klance.
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>>93419785
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Will this be the season that Hunk gets bullied?
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>>93419785
Lance is definitely straight so does this make Shiro gay?
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>>93420987
Yes.
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>>93420987
Shiro is gay and Lance is the straight ally.
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>>93420987
trans shiro confirmed
>ywn hit that t-ed up sideways astro pussy
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>>93420987
>RACE sign
>galra keith
>GENDER sign
>pidge
>LGBT sign
Gay Shiro seems likely, since Lance is the biggest hetero in space.
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>>93421017
Shiro's puss is for galra.
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>>93420987
>Allura talks to Pidge about Pidge being a girl
>Hunk talks to Keith about Keith being Galra

This means Lance is gonna talk to Shiro about Shiro being gay
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>>93421041
>Lance trying to talk to Shiro about girls
>Shiro just says it was never girls that caught his eye
>Lance instantly flustered
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>>93420987
You heard it on /co/ first
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>>93421041
>they each happened in their own season
Gay/Bi Shiro confirmed in Season 3
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>>93421081
>Shiro shows Lance his pussy
>Shance becomes canon
What a twist!
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>>93421110
>Lance slowly becoems consumed with the idea of sinking inside that thick ass and fat puss
>follows Shiro round like a lost puppy
>nuts immediately when he finally gets some tail, finding it ultimately too hard to satisfy Shiro
>Shiro has to patiently teach him the art of fugging

Best lewds confirmed.
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>>93421041
This is what I want. Hammering down Lance being straight and revealing Shiro to be gay. The Shiro haters and Shallurafags will look stupid as fuck.
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>>93421143
>Shiro will never use the Team Leader voice to instruct you on how to chow down on his snatch
why even live?
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>>93421109
Shiro will be MIA for S3 so maybe S4 instead.
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>>93421041
Is Lauren Montgomery a genius?
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>>93420987
The image of Shiro smoking is hinting that he is a faggot.
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>>93420987
Lance was a lesbian the whole time, holy shit
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>>93421215
She will be if Shiro turns out to be a homo as well as a former bad boy.
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>>93420663
>>93420673
I'm a passing fan who doesn't really frequent these threads or any sort of Voltron related place but why the fuck does the fandom suck shit? Like, the few times I've popped into one of these threads, something like this nonsense has been happening. What the fuck is it about transforming lions that brings out this monstrous side to these people?
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>>93421226
They call Shiro "champion" because he won all the oppression Olympics.
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>>93421271
It's because we have stupid anons who keep bringing tumblr drama into these threads.
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What should Shiro's future husband be like?
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>>93421292
Galra.
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>>93421292
SENDAK
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>>93421292
I want him to be a big buff alien who will treat Shiro right. Probably not a Galra 2bh.
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>>93421292
Slav after he lifts and gets /fit/.
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>>93421326
Slav already has a great body.
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>>93421292
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>>93421334
Slav is badass. He doesn't have to change anything about himself. He opened the hatch to help Shiro, Pidge and Lance escape. He was a BoM rebel which is highly secretive and selective group. He was the only captive in an entire prison complex and he had been enduring torture for a long time under the Galra.
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>>93421347
Goddamit.

Is there more of these edits somewhere? I have a need.
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>>93421362
Slav is a genius and could carry multiple weapons with his hands. He's also taller than Pidge. Dude is more powerful than people realize.
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>>93421362
Now I'm wondering what Slav is going to do in season three.
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>>93421380
Do you think Slav is a genius or is his whole species just highly intelligent?
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>>93421405
Slav is a genius. If his whole species was super smart then they would have more of them as prisoners to make technology for the Galra.
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Shance really hits a weird lewd kink in me. Something about the big, more experienced cowtits guy teaching the skinny little former straight boy twink how to please him? Lance trying to plough Shiro from behind, the latter thinking it's endearing how hard he's trying but it doesn't distract him from what he's reading?

For some reason i'm diamonds.
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>>93421405
A genius. His species can see multiple realities and likely all have OCD.
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>>93419789
Pidge had been intercepting Galra transmissions for some time, where as with Altean she had spent a few days at most being exposed to it.
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>>93421396
Make some new invention that can generate wormholes. Allura is free to pilot Blue Lion and they can form Voltron. Screencap this.
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>>93421405
There was an orange alien in season 1 that looked like a member of Slav's species and it wasn't acting paranoid like Slav so I think it's just a Slav exclusive thing.
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>>93421405
Just Slav. Mitch Iverson said he is based on Nikola Tesla. Hence the mad genius personality and OCD.
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>>93421271
We're in a massive drought, so a whole lot of people post Tumblr shit in these threads or just slapfight with one another. SDCC and season three can't come soon enough.
>>93421292
Purple, furry, with big ears and a monocle.
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>>93421497
Can't wait for Slav to fall for a pigeon alien.
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>>93421497
Slav is gonna use electricity to fight bad guys
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>>93421523
>slav rubs balloons on his furry body to generate static and pokes people to zap them
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>>93421420
Shance is so fucking hot.
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Piro!
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>>93421533
This is how the Galra Empire collapses.
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the lack of pidge sexualization is really upsetting to me, personally
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All this Slav talk makes me wish for some type of Slav plush toy to be released
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>>93420969
He already gets bullied by Lance.
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>>93420969
As long as Hunk snaps back. People always treat Hunk like he's some clueless and spineless child but he's not.
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What music does each paladin listen to?
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>>93421657
Lance listens to Gasolina and only that
Keith likes K-Pop
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>>93421657
Pidge listens to "I lost my heart to a starship trooper" on repeat until she loses her mind.
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>>93421578
In canon or fandom
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>>93421657
Pidge - chiptune
Shiro - billboard top 100
Lance - meme rap
Keith - shoegaze
Hunk - chillwave
Coran - jazz
Allura - bubblegum dance
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>>93421657
Shiro likes those 80s rock ballads and synth. Probably a Scissor Sisters kinda guy, too.
Keith pretends he only listens to hardcore but he fucking loves funky upbeat pop music.
Pidge only listens to fast paced explicit raps.
Lance probably likes Drake and Frank Ocean kinda music.
Hunk has the most diverse taste in music and probably finds tunes for the rest of the paladins to try and expand their libraries and tastes.
Allura likes Altean music. It sounds like the screaming of the damned and metal being crushed, with a continuous background note of brown noise.
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>>93421737
This is fucking hilarious
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>>93421657
I just want to know who listens to vaporwave
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>>93421782
Lotor does. Zarkon listens to funk so he is embarrassed for his son.
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>>93421788
Zarkon is an amazing bassist.
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>>93421816
Zarkon loves the bass and he used to play in a band in high school but all the other teens made fun of him because they believed the guitar to be a superior instrument.
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>>93421827
>"You were playing? We couldn't even hear you!"
>"Playing the bass is easy."
>"Why don't you ever got a solo?"
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>>93421578
There's some pretty good pidge lewds in the /aco/ thread.
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>>93421827
This is why he turned evil.
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>>93421827
Now imagine Alfor as the cocky lead guitarist.
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>>93421827
They told him bassists never get laid. That's not necessarily true though.

It's drummers who never get laid.
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>>93421863
No, the drummers always die or leave first.
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>>93421861
Alfor is the frontman, he's not even the lead guitarist. He's the singer and the only one their casual fans actually know the name of.
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>>93421861
wtf i hate alfor now
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>>93421876
So what you're saying is that Sendak is the drummer.
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>>93421861
Haggar plays the cowbell?
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>>93421876
Their drummers keep getting robeasted
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Coran is backup guitar or some strange altean instrument that plays the brown note at varying pitches.

Zarkon's wife has the voice of an angel but Alfor won't let her sing so she's their roadie.
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>>93421905
Why is Alfor such a prick?
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>>93421914
He has a big ego and the crowd's adoration makes him even more annoying. He does a lot of drugs and bang chicks all the time.
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>>93421914
A lot of people say his father was very tough on him, but he was actually the favorite child. He probably just thinks it's fun.
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>>93421929
Zarkon is the opposite. He is straight edge.
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The fangirls write Alfor/Zarkon bandslash.
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>>93421950
Zarkon politely remonds them he's married but Alfor is constantly fueling the fire (slapping Zarkon's butt on stage, making up stories about wild parties and drunken kisses)
Zarkon's wife knows he's lying, their marriage is above miscommunication cliches.
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>>93421657
Galra empire listens to patriotic Soviet music
Slav listens to Death Grips and he gets the whole BoM into it
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>>93420673
Fuck, that's too long, and I lost my will to live after the first couple of images. I just don't get discord culture at all and it's topped with these faggots sperging over someone shipping something they don't. is wlw whatever the wlw-voltron person from tumblr? because she's insane

also what's up with people wearing abuse as a badge of honor? I don't mean that the victim should be ashamed, as they did nothing wrong, but this information belongs either into specific groups that deal with this or intimate information you share with who you trust. I don't get screaming "I WAS ABUSED" in a completely neutral place full of strangers.

sorry, I'm just tired of this shit since I joined a game's discord to find farming partners, but was met with stuff that's just like this. we're there to play a fucking game!
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>>93421737
Lance should be seapunk
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>>93422031
Then Haggar is witch house and Shiro is vaporwave.
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Someone match the VLD characters up to /mu/core essential albums
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>>93421737
Shiro is one of those guys who listens to whatever's on the radio and says he doesn't care about music.

Keith is a huge fan of Alcest and also likes to break out the postrock when on the hoverbike.

Pidge also likes mathrock thanks to Matt.
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>>93422031
Lance has a whole youtube channel full of seapunk remixes of meme rap. Best of both worlds.
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>>93422030
Screaming I was abused in a neutral place full of strangers is like giving the secret handshake to be let into the club. Why do you think you find so many people on the Internet calling abuse at their parent and when they say what happened it sounds like normal childhood shit?
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>>93422069
You mean these?

Neutral Milk Hotel - In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
My Bloody Valentine - Loveless
Radiohead - OK Computer
Radiohead - Kid A
King Crimson - In The Court of the Crimson King
Merriweather - Merriweather Post Pavilion
Kanye West - My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
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>>93422082
Lance and Keith will never get along because Keith is a rap=crap kind of guy.
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>>93422105
Keith is definitely Loveless
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>>93422105
Shit, I meant Animal Collective - Merriweather Post Pavilion
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>>93422102
I just assumed they were retarded kids.
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I think Galra music would sound like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whudeVbKXhQ
or danger music.
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Lotor listens to lolicore
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>>93422105
>King Crimson - In The Court of the Crimson King
CORAN
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>>93422105
>Neutral Milk Hotel - In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
Sendak

>Kanye West - My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Morvok
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>>93418589
Hell yeah. Voltron Kuroto!
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I bet Varkon loves muzak
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Keith listens to the music he grew up with. Country.
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What does Altean music sound like? The opera stuff was probably their equivalent of either punk or pop.
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>>93422229
Varkon goes on YouTube to listen to 10 hours of repeating elevator music
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>>93422210
Holy shit my sides.
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>>93422234
If you're Texan you either fucking love country or are its biggest anti fan. There is no in between. Keith seems like the second though he loves some Johnny Cash.
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>>93422229
Yes.
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>>93422229
Varkon is patrician.
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>>93422229
Varkon is the vaporwave one.
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>>93422105
Bara is Arcade Fire's Funeral
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>>93422313
Or Untrue by Burial
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>>93422313
>>93422330
delet this
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Allura would listen to some weird experimental music.
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Keith is a badass driver so he has to have some Eurobeat CDs stashed somewhere.
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>>93422386
I think she'd like witch house. Not sure how experimental it is, but it's got a nice ethereal sound that she'd probably be into.
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>>93422410
>Keith has over 300 volumes of Super Eurobeat.
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>>93422386
It has a lot of background tones in it that are painful to Galra's sensitive ears.
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AU where team voltron has to save the universe through the power of rock when???
maybe it'd be like a footloose thing, the galra took away the universe's music, only playing slow droning shit and muzak over the radios.
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Varkon - muzak, vaporwave
Shiro - dadrock, pleb shit
Lance - meme rap, seapunk
Pidge - math rock, chiptune
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Alfor thinks The Beatles is the greatest band in history. He looks up to John Lennon.
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Hoping to hear of the next Teen Titans issue
HELL YEAH REACTION GUYS! A meme that still goes on strong 10 years later.
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>>93422435
No! Lotor is Mok:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMrzBVlv1m0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxtlmjLM6I4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcxxC8qUofA
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>>93422435
There needs to be some type of musical episode.
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>>93422386
Allura would like Bjork. Pidge probably gives her a few albums.
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>>93422571
No, Ryou is the one who is into Euro crap.
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>>93422435
>implying muzak isn't patrician
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>>93422593
t. Varkon
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>>93422582
No, Ryou likes Abba, dansband and Scandinavian country music. Iceland is fake Scandi.
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>>93422562
>"Keith, we need your sword to defeat this thing!"
>"No, we don't need a sword...we need an axe!"
>He uses his bayard and Voltron summons the sickest guitar the galaxy has ever seen.
>Something something the sound waves disrupt the robeast's systems and allows them to defeat it.
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>>93421737
I can see Coran get mad at Varkon because the latter likes smooth jazz.
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>>93422634
Well, the showrunners did say Robotech was one of the biggest inspirations for VLD.
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>>93422643
Who gets to be the Minmay?
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How many Galra will die next season?
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>>93422676
Allura probably. It just seems fitting.
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>>93422680
Adding to that, do you the Blades of Malmora will hide that they're Galra from the rest of the resistance?
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>>93422676
Keith.
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>>93422699
why would they do this in the first place
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>>93422676
Nobody really fits.

>>93422742
Only if VLD Keith is Chinese but I think he's white.
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>>93422676
Lance is very feminine. He works.
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>>93422742
I want to see the episode where the Galra get ahold of a Keith doll and immediately start a fan club.
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>>93422780
>ywn see keith in a tight qipao with a long thigh slit
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>>93422742
Turns out Keith's mom is Zarkon's sister and he and Lotor have a weird relationship.
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>>93422762
To make it not look like the 2nd most prominent underground opposition to the Galra is other Galra who might just be trying to grab power for themselves under the veneer of rebellion.
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>>93422780
Keith can still work at a Chinese restaurant like Minmay.
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>>93422742
If Keith is Minmay then is his "pilot boyfriend" Shiro? And who is Keith's romantic rival who wins Shiro's heart?
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>>93422973
Sendak is Lisa.
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>>93422973
Lotor.
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>>93422929
that's an in-universe justification sure, but what purpose narratively? the only reason to hide something like that is to reveal it later for drama, and doing a reveal with information the viewer already knows is real fucking stupid. it might be something you could pull off with very good writers in a political drama type show, which are things VLD doesn't have and isn't.

some of the rebels might show trepidation about working with Galra, but it's not going to be a secret that the faction of dudes who look like galra and have infiltrated the Galra empire rank-and-file are Galra
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>>93422891
>How are we related again?

>You are the son of my father's sister, but she was in exile and disowned at the time, but your royal lineage still grants you 1/2 Galran status regardless. That said, half-breeds from non-member worlds are considered 1/4 Galra rather than the full half, so you're either 1/4 half Galra, or 1/2 quarter Galra, I'll have to check the legislature.

>Yeah but, what does that make us?

>Gorgeous.
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>>93423000
Lotor is the Kyle.
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>>93423030
Not to mention
>Empire already aware that BoM are fellow Galra
>Kolivan not even bothering to wear his mask any more
That furfag is well out of the bag, trying to hide it would just make them look like dumbasses.
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>>93423057
I want Lotor to mess with the Paladins by being friendly and nonchalant with them, just to make it even more confusing when he does heinous shit
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>>93421549
why is he so surprised ?? wtf i hate this stupid anime bull shit
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>>93423178
>running gag in Season 3 where Lotor keeps making terrible pop culture references whenever he talks to the Paladins
>however, he doesn't do this whenever he talks to anyone else (Allura, Haggar, Galra lieutenants, his comatose dad, etc.)
>midway through Season 3, the Paladins bring up how weird it is that Lotor knows so much about Earth
>then they get the chilling realization that he KNOWS ABOUT EARTH and has been subtly threatening their homeworld the entire time

I'd be down for that.
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>>93423057
I can't wait until the Crisis of Infinite Keiths harem becomes canon.
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Am I the only one that like Shidge? The writers teased it and then neither they nor anybody else ever spoke of it again.
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>>93424100
That's the worst of heterosexual ships.
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>>93424113
but anon, it's cute :3
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>>93424100
How did the writers tease it again?
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>>93424127
Older man dating a teenage girl who hasn't even developed boobs is not cute.
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>>93424163
Pidge will never develop boobs.
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>>93424146
ep 3

>>93424163
the ages aren't canon
also yes it is lol
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>>93424211
That isn't ship teasing, bro.
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>>93424236
it's as ship-teasy as all of the klance/sheith stuff
also I'm a girl
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>>93424188
Colleen boobs are perfect so Pidge has a good chance to develop them too.
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>>93424266
None of that is ship teasy. Shippers just don't know how normal human interactions work.
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gotta love the mice
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>>93424100
Shidge is cute. Although it's not really popular, but sometimes in those threads some good arts are posted.
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>>93424188
She already has some boob, it's just that nothing she wears shows it off outside the dress from the flashback.
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>>93424268
In a cruel twist, it turns out Matt inherits Colleen's boobs.
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>>93424100
I like shidge and I think they have an interesting dynamic. It's just not that popular.
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>>93424266
>spoiler
Explains your shit taste
>>
>>93424326
>cruel twist
Not really.
>>
Daily reminder that after losing both her children and a husband, Pidge's mum hanged herself.

Do you think Pidge feels any guilt about just running away from her and leaving her alone? The egoistic bitch.
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>>93424341
In fact all ships are shit if they don't include true galra.
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>>93424375
please don't talk about my childfu like that anon
>>
>>93424375
She's still alive, anon, and has many happy years of cohabiting with Lance to look forward to.
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>>93424375
>Pidge's mum hanged herself.
Nah.
If all Holts are so similar, then we're going to see Pidge's mum as a leader of some space pirates soon.
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>>93424375
Do you think Pidge even knows? I think her mom tried her best to hide how she felt anyway. They probably both suspected foul play and allowed Pidge to sneak into the garrison to get more info.
She only hanged herself when Pidge's disappearance (among the two other students and the strange alien crash landing) made the news.
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>>93424375
Colleen's probably gone full X-files/Stranger Things back on Earth trying to probe the Garrison for answers on her missing kid.
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>>93424375
Pidge has a new halfsibling to meet.
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>>93424444
>cohabiting
Not marriage? Will she ever make an honest man out of Lance?
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>>93424469
Not whilst he's lusting over Shiro's thick space pussy.
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>>93424469
You don't just marry your toyboy.

>>93424491
Leave your Shance out of it, Clance is pure.
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Better question: How will Pidge's mom react when her daughter comes home pregnant?
Being the only 4 and a half humans in the galaxy could get pretty lonely,and defeating the galra would probably warrant some pelvis-shattering victory sex.
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>>93424310
You're here!
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>>93424547
What if that baby is half alien?
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>>93424547
Especially since it's Kollivan's
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>>93424505
>"Colleen, I think I want us to be something more, y'know?"
>"Awww, honey that's so sweet! I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment since my husband died and all...but if you want to try anal I'd be up for it!"
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>>93424450
Yes, I'm sure a grieving wife and mother would be happy to see her daughter commit high treason. I believe the part where she'd try her best to keep going for her remaining daughter's sake, but no way she'd let her sneak into secure areas. No way Katie would share this with her either.
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>>93424583
>>93424584
She's a woman of science, I'm sure she'd love proof of life on other planets.
though Kolivan is probably gonna be dead by then.
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>>93424612
Maybe Colleen is pulling down a social security cheque and remarrying would fuck that up.
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Voltron Band

Shiro: Guitar
Lance: Vocals
Keith: Bass
Pidge: Keys
Hunk: Drums

agree y/n?
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>>93424687
Lance would make bad vocals, his voice is pretty annoying. Plus he seems like the attention hogging guitar type. Shiro would be vocals or second guitar.
Keith has to step up as the leader and they become a screamo band briefly.
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>>93424687
Allura: Vocals
Keith: Guitar
Shiro: Rhythm Guitar (he and Keith trade off depending on the song)
Lance: Bass
Pidge: Keys
Hunk: Drums
Voltron: Drum Machine
Coran: Manager
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>>93423296
>Lotor sees Kaltenecker
>"Ah-HAH! THERE'S the beef!"

>Paladins form Voltron
>"Goodness! I think you lot missed your calling in Cirque Du Soleil..."

>Paladins meet Lotor in person for the first time
>Hunk: "Uhhh...you're taller than I was expecting."
>Lance: "Not enough you have awesome hair and a sexy voice, you're a big guy too?!"
>Lotor: "...For you."

And then it's revealed Earth was conquered during the first wave of his 'Galra expansion initiative' and he's been making sure humanity sufferers every time Voltron wins.

When caught
>"Did I do that?"
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>>93421292
Matt
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>>93424877
Isn't that from that artist that draws lewds of Lance being molested or pissing himself? I approve
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>>93424100
>The writers teased it
It's called familial bonding you degenerate.
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>>93424687
Pretty dang close to how I envisioned it but I'd go with:
Shiro- vocals
Lance- back-up vocals and bass
Keith- guitar
Pidge- theremin
Hunk- drums
Kaltenecker- cowbell

If we throw in Allura and Coran then I'd give Allura tambourines and Coran a triangle.
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>>93425072
Coran sells the merch.
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>>93425072
>>93425133
Allura would be a dedicated fan
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>>93425072
What do they sound like?
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>>93425233
They sound awful, but damn it do they try. Cue someone seeing potential for a jewel within a turd and trying to coach them into something more worthwhile.

Second possibility, it's basically That Thing You Do where they have one mega-hit and it's all they're ever remembered for.
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>>93424969
their "style" is so off-model and pig disgusting I can't enjoy it, sadly
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>>93425331
Decades later they end up on a Where Are They Now VH1 special. Hunk is running a surf shop. Pidge went on to be a successful DJ.
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So far my favorite part of VDotU is that someone decided the sound effect for running on sand should be loud clanking.
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>>93425435
Shiro got into the financial industry, Lance still plays with a garage band, Keith became a sugar baby.
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>>93424687
Hunk is vocals, fool
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>>93425484
I dunno, I feel like Shiro is probably a (sexy) nurse, or a teacher.
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>>93425484
Zarkon is Keith's sugar daddy. He's also a "property developer" and mob boss.
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Lotor is just a level 2 drow

go back to the underdark
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>>93425781
The Galra aren't matriarchal enough.
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Something I never really noticed as a kid was that the original cartoon had the colors jumbled up from the start (red in black, blue in red, black/pink in blue), what was up with that? Why have their uniforms match a specific lion and then put 3/5 of them in the wrong one?
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>>93425602
Shiro is a teacher and none of the kids he teaches realizes he used to be a rockstar. He probably teaches music.
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I wrote a shitty Pance fix if anyone is interested
http://archiveofourown.org/works/11157018
I'm bad at writing but have no one to share it with, so I can't really improve in a meaningful way. I also thrive off of validation.
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>>93426035
Because Japan. Maybe there's some dumb Japanese meaning to their colors not matching their lions, but if there is, I don't know it.
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I want Pidge to be captured by Galra and break under their horrible tortures.
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>>93424612
>>93424675
they get married, then use the money from Sam's life insurance/ the lawsuit against the Galaxy Garrison/selling Pidge and Matt's childhood home to travel and spam social media with pictures of them groping each other in exotic locations.
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>>93426222
Much appreciated anon. Always happy to see more Pance love. I'll check it out later.
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>>93419789
We've got a German machine at my workplace. Big old cartridge washer and depyrogenation tunnel to make medicine. It fucked up bad enough one time we had to call the Germans in. Got to see him mess with the code a bit. I haven't coded in ten years. I could read almost everything on his laptop even though it was in German because the syntax was the same.
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>>93420061
There was a decent one recently. Pidge and Lance skipping a formal function to have some fun because they hadn't seen each other in a week.
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>>93419756
this the same bingo used for Wondercon
should be updated to include mention of the studio blackmailing incident
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>>93424188
Once she gets pregnant she will.
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>>93419834
Hey anon, fellow shendakfag here, want me to write you something?
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>>93424375
>>93424375
Or she helped her daughter fake her way into Garrison, and when contact ceased she let it be known to multiple media outlets that strange things have happened there and multiple children have disappeared in a short time.
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>>93426871
Wondercon bingo got BTFO because it leaned too heavily on internet drama memes, people have already forgotten or stopped caring about that shit.
If I put money on anything it'd be more basic bitch questions like
>omg is lotor part altean
>muh lion swapping
>are lance and lotor related on their altean side
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>>93427020
I'm betting that 75% or more of the questions will be about Lance.
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>>93426222
That was cute, anon.

Art of lance dressed as batman when?
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>>93426222
My only gripe is the tone and vocabulary. Even if it's third person, if Lance is the perspective character, you'll want to be more casual. Use simpler words that flow better and slang.
Other than that it's very cute.
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>>93427071
>What's Lance's favorite type of pinata?
>Does Lance sing Gasolina more in the shower or in the car
>if Lance was ur barista how much would you tip him??
>by now everyone knows that Lance is smarter than Hunk and Pidge, when will we get more episodes exploring that
>how severe is Lance's phimosis on a scale of 1-5
>will Lance into black lion after Keith fails or is that next season?
>can you confirm which of the aliens Lance has flirted with are transboys
>when Lance is in red will him and Pidge make Voltron do teh dab meme xD??
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I know this question has been asked ten million times, but
Should I watch Golion or DotU?
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>>93424375
How is Lance going to marry her mom if she's dead?
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>>93427875
>>93424444
Is LanceXMrsHolt the hot new meme ship?

Is her name really Colleen? I don't remember.
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>>93427916
I just remember that one thread that devolved into headcanons about Lance having a breastfeeding/milf fetish. That shit was hilarious.
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>>93427556
I'm rewatching both at the same time and so far it seems to be borrowing more from Golion than DotU but I'm still at the beginning. DotU is borderline unwatchable but some of the voice acting/dialogue has made me laugh so hard that tears streamed down my face so I guess there's that trainwreck appeal. I guess it depends on whether you want to keep certain stuff a surprise when it happens in VLD.
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>>93427215
>>will Lance into black lion after Keith fails or is that next season?
This one's already been asked, actually.
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>>93428240
NYCC right?
How many cons has the Voltron crew been at?
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>>93427916
it's the perfect crackship because Colleen is a fucking nothing character that you can write whatever characteristics you want onto (making it as lewd or pure as you want) and it's the type of relationship that would cause severe distress to half the main cast.
the idea of Lance hooking up with Pidge's mom and it turning into an emotionally stable and healthy relationship for both of them is the funniest shit to me
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>>93422611
>Ryou likes Abba
Best boy
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>>93428343
I'm still partial to the devastated and suicidal Colleen who will never find anything to fill hole in her heart after all the missing children.
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>>93428375
Ryou likes Abba so much Shiro is kind of sick of them. He sees red whenever someone hums Voulez Vous.
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>>93428404
this is alright, but have you considered:
>Colleen struggling with depression and suicidal thoughts
>after several years and multiple trips to the ER, manages to begin accepting and overcoming her loss thanks to therapy and the support of friends
>eventually moves on with her life, re-marrying to a old boyfriend from high school who is himself a widower
>his kids love her, they hire a surrogate to birth a child for them since they are both older, so they can experience the joys of child-rearing together
>Pidge returns with Matt and Sam if he's not dead
>Colleen is glad they are safe but has fully closed that chapter in her life and is happy and content with her new family
>she doesn't even call them on birthdays or Christmas
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>>93428343
Also if anyone on the cast is a MILF hunter, it's Lance.
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>>93427954
How many times does Lance whack off in an average day?

>>93428098
Love me some trainwrecks. DotU it is.
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>>93428577
>The name the child Catherine, Katie for short.
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>>93428617
Lance is an experimental masturbator.
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>>93428617
Which of the paladins death grips? Keith's dick is just one big callus for sure.
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>>93428558
Ryou picks Mamma Mia every movie night and it pisses Shrio off.
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>>93428617
How many times has Pidge walked in on him stretching his foreskin?
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>>93428648
The only autistic headcanon I will accept is autistic Lance who stims by furiously masturbating in public.
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>>93428727
How would each paladin stim?

Pidge would be the one with the fidget spinner.
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>>93427020
Yeah we learned our lesson on that. I'll start working on it this evening.
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>>93428727
>bimbo
>obsessed with self care
>autistic
damn, he really is perfect.
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>>93428828
Lance is the definition of that person who mistakes self indulgence for self care and wonders why they're still lonely when they're spending all that money on manicures.
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>>93428807
Keith would have several
Shiro would probably have a fidget cube
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>>93428917
Keith rocks while playing with his knife and makes a whining sound.
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>>93428714
>ywn walk in on Lance bleaching his anus
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>>93428828
21st century lance would probably be obnoxious about vaping, weed, and longboarding though. be careful.
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>>93429106
Why would he do that? The color would clash with the rest of his skin.
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>>93429136
He just wants to fit in with the other camboys. It's a camboy AU.
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We've discussed ass and tits here before, but who has the best lips
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>>93429313
Lance applies lots of lipbalm.
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>>93429313
Full list of best qualities:
>Shiro: tits
>Keith: ass
>Hunk: H A N D S
>Pidge: pits
>Lance: pubes
>Allura: ovipositor
>Coran: all
>Slav: lips/beak thing
>Kaltenecker: thicc beef curtains
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>>93429425
Keith should get hotpants when they inevitably change clothes.
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Does anyone else think the Balmera should have been destroyed? Obviously Voltron is a kids show but having the paladins learn they can't save everyone even if they give it their all would be interesting.
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>>93429425
Keith's ass is bony as hell, Shiro and Hunk are the only ones with any meat.
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>>93429568
I expect something like that to happen but the first season, let alone the first few episodes, is way WAY too soon. That's a very second act type of situation
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>>93429664
Hunk is a fatty. That ass doesn't count.
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>>93429664
Did you see him in the Marmora suit though.
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You ever notice that Pidge likes to climb on people when she's nervous?
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>>93424100
I like Shidge only in that it pisses off so much of the shipping fanbase.

I'm very "ship and let ship" myself, but at the same time I don't picture Shiro with anyone because he's functionally "the dad" of the group.
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>>93429853
Personally I like shipping Hunk and Pidge simply because the big and small dynamic. Also Hunk is a big teddy bear who needs more love.
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>>93428807
>>93428807
At the risk of showing my power level
>Pidge would be all about stim toys. Tangles, Klix, spinners, that shit. She's especially fond of cubes and spinner rings because they're more discreet.
>Lance likes visual shit and stuff that doesn't really come off as stimming. He's got a lava lamp and those desk toys with the colored liquid. He likes fidget spinners And other toys but not as much.
>Keith chews shit (pencils, bottle caps, necklaces if he wore them) and also likes audio stimming. The chewing stuff might be the galra in him.
>Hunk likes pressure stimming. He has a weighted blanket and some heavy pillows but most often he just likes the feeling of a heavy tool or mechanical piece in his hands while he works. He likes it when Shay lays on him too
> Like Lance, Shiro enjoys visual stuff but he also does body stuff. He's not really one to do it in front of others but if you catch him alone and relaxed he'll probably be rocking slightly or bouncing his leg without even realizing.
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>>93424100
My nigga
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>>93429737
All padding.
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>>93429956
I ain't stupid enough to call it pedophilia. But I don't get it. What do yoiu guys see in that ship?
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>>93429853
>Dad of the group
Nigga, he's atleast the same age as Matt which is like 4-6 away from Pidge, So thats like 20, at most he's 23.
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>>93429664
It's firm and petite, not bony.
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>>93429962
The Galra know how to improve and refine twinks to perfection.

>>93430003
This. He has a bubble butt that fits nicely in a pair of hands.
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>>93429992
Its the purest ship. Little sister has a crush on her brother's best friend. Bad stuff happens, little sister wants to find brother, brother's bestfriend wants to protect the sister. Shits pottery as fuck.
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>>93430040
I want Kolivan to put Keith through a new series of trials to join the Blade but the trials get increasingly sexual.
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Pidge is not for Lewd.
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>>93430110
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>>93430127
Not for Lewd.
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>>93430050
My problem with it is that it would seem uncharacteristically skeevy of Shiro to make a move on her given his relationship with her brother and father who are still missing. I can imagine her fancying him but I think he'd politely turn her down, at least until they've found her family and some time has passed. But I guess it depends how it's presented, like I think most Shiro pairings wouldn't work in canon but if I turn my brain off I can still enjoy them just for dynamics in fanwork so maybe I could learn to like Shidge in that way too.
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>>93430050
Yeah I kinda get that, then. I still think Shiro might be gay. But I get it. If the show spent more time with Shiro and Pidge I might be in your boat. But thanks to the garrison trio stuff I'm a pancefag.

That said, I'd rather she get annoyed with Lance rather than get right into a relationship with him if they go that route. The guy has to grow up a bit and grow past his insecurities. Anyone getting into a relationship right now with Lance doesn't let him grow on his own and I think he needs that.
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>>93430249
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>>93430298
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>>93426971
This is something that could be a multi-chap story, but if you wanna make it a one shot that's fine. I've made up (and mentioned a few times here before) a possible situation before where Sendak gets found in space by a galra ship. Then he gets imprisoned of course, not doing his task correctly. Later Voltron goes on that same prison ship, he catches Shiro's attention, manages to convince him to set him free, then knocks him out. Then he presents the black paladin to the ship commander, and a request to be reinstated in the galra empire. To his unfortunate circumstance, galra will always put themselves over others, especially prisoners, he makes it a point to take credit for Shiro's capture and put 'prisoner' Sendak back in his cell. That is, until Shiro reveals he's been faking his knock-out for a few minutes. He fights the galra commander, and helps Sendak get away from the sentries that are beating him. (Keep in mind he's been stripped of his robot arm, for safety and non-rebellion reasons.) To the side, with his dying breath, the galran commander initiates a self-destruct sequence to make it harder for Shiro to escape (vrepit sa, "Die for the empire", etc.). Sendak only wonders why Shiro does that after he betrayed his trust, and Shiro says it wouldn't be right to leave someone in an injured state to die like that. Then over time, not an immediate thing, they start mutually respecting each other, Sendak teaching him better ways to one-up galra opponents, Sendak admiring Shiro's leadership.

Sorry if this all sounds similar to other Shendak stories in Voltron, I just want this one to be free of anything related to knotting, going in heat, shit that goes too far in "lol galra are animals amirite guise?" territory, and any ABO shit. I'm kinda half and half on purring though, it's cute, but if it seems too animal to you, it can be left out.
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>>93429997
I fucking hate the Space Dad meme.
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>>93429992
It's lolishit for cowards.
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>>93430262
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>>93430298
>>93430323
She'd look a lot better with an unkempt ponytail.
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>No Beach Episode yet.
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>>93430417
Casino episode would be better.
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>>93430417
>They do all the seasons without even so much of a 5 minute beach segment
>Nor do they do it as an extra side comic or web short
Imagine the salt from /co/
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>>93430417
I want an episode where they visit a bunch of alternate universes.
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>>93430489
>AU where everything is the same, except everyone has a moustache, except Coran.
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>>93430456
I'll rage hard if we don't get a canon shirtless Hunk
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>>93430434
>Pidge finds a retro arcade full of old earth games and alien Vidya
>The rest of the gang come up with increasingly silly plans to get her out of there.
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>>93430597
Nah. She'd challenge Lance to a fighting or shooting game and they'd have to get the both of them out.
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>>93430627
Lance is the first to go in to get her out and ends up trapped himself.
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>>93430262
Not that guy, but I find it cute when it's more of an one-sided crush on senpai type of thing. Sort of like that one comic where pidge uses a program to age herself up.
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>>93422494
>He unironically tries to mimic the way he walks in that one photo
(Also Ms-paint anon here, too late for any requests now this late in the thread, but still wanted to contribute something)
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>>93430329
Whoa damn did not expect this level of specificity lol I'm more of a one shot person than a multi chapter but I'll definitely give it a shot. You want fuck scenes or no? Minus ABO stuff of course
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>>93430820
But the Galra are an abo society.
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>>93430820
You can put fuck scenes in there if you feel like it's necessary. But otherwise, I don't care if they're present or not. But they should kiss eventually. And if you're more comfortable with making this a one shot, then do that.
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>>93421468
>Allura is free to pilot Red Lion
Fixed.
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>>93430911
Nigga, I tried to look past ABO shit, cause it's my fave ship and all. But tbqh, I'm sick of "KNOT ME DADDY, FILL MY OMEGA HOLE" stories that take space cat/bat things over the line.
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>>93430627
I think in the comic it said Lance has good luck so he might win big on the slot machines but then gets full of himself and bets it all on an alien game with extremely elaborate rules that he doesn't understand and loses everything because the game is actually just an unwinnable tourist scam.
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>>93424687
Yeah, if you're into generic garbage pop-rock.

Now, edgy industrial-electronica Krautrock Voltron band would be

Pidge: vocals and keyboard, or guitar as needed
Lance: drums
Keith: keyboard and piano
Shiro: bass
Hunk: this thing https://youtu.be/lzk-l8Gm0MY

Allura does back-up/supporting vocals, Coran is their sound technician
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>>93430285
Why not a shiro/pidge/lance threesome?
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Is this gonna be a two thread weekend? This first one is surprisingly good. (Read: relatively free of tumblrshit)
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>>93430509
Someone made a picture edit of this
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>>93431150
You've invoked the forbidden name and now it will all crumble to pieces.
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>>93431150
aaaaand now the 2nd is jinxed for that. We could do 2 threads, but seeing as how we've discussed voltron in this one a lot and may not have any more theories or shitposting for now, it could very well turn into another Klance bashing. Even though all Klancers act the same way and all of the "new" screenshots are terribly similar in stupidity and don't really add anything major to the discussion.
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>>93431031
I like to imagine Pidge's singing voice as surprisingly deep. Allura has the musical protagonist voice of course.

>>93431204
Quick, before the thread gets shat up. what does slav's genetalia look like?
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>>93431150
I'd be fine with this, I'm starting to feel the S3 hype and it puts me in the mood for dumb hc shit
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>>93431150
That's because a lot of this AU shit was done at a late time by Eurofags
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>>93431248
A SPIRAL THAT WILL PIERCE SHIRO'S BOIPUSSY
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>>93431289
Thank the Euros for patrician taste Varkon.
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>>93431248
ring of cute little dicks like a sea anemone
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>>93431289
The Euros also don't know or don't care about tumblr shit as much as the Amerifats do.
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>>93431248
Slav has a lot of vaginas and a magical four headed penis.
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I want Colleen to find comfort and true love with Lance.
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>>93431392
My nigga
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>>93431150
I just started watching recently and am still in that mood where I haven't got talking about it out of my system yet so I'd be up for it, but it's true that it might be tempting fate to aim for 2 good threads in a row. It's up to you guys.
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>>93431355
Slav's dick is prehensile.
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>>93431392
I want Lance's family to be proud that he's settled down with an emotionally mature woman who respects him for fun-loving, caring young man he is rather than just lusting after his sluttish body (even tho she does that too).
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>>93431248
He has dicknipples.
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>>93431248
His people release a cloud of sperm to mate.
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Reminder that Shiro closes his eyes when Slav runs his tiny little hands all over him and pretends he's being felt up by a preschool class.
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>>93431588
One day Shiro will find the prepubescent looking alien husbando of his dreams.
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>>93431517
>lance is a double home-wrecker
Who could have foreseen this
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>>93431588
>>93431719
>choose career involving training on isolated military/space exploration bases
>deliberately get as far away from children as possibly by leaving the fucking planet all together
>seek out xeno partner of majority age who simply mimics your species' prepubescent traits
Pedo Shiro is a true hero.
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>>93431588
No. Shiro is for Ryou only.
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>>93432126
Nah son, Its Shiro and Matt all the way.
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Since shidge is a topic, how is Shiro going to react when he and Pidge go on a solo mission to rescue Matt and he finds out they were in an incestuous relationship before Kerberos
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>>93432178
Matt is only for people pissed off that Pidge is a girl.
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>>93432200
With understanding. He and Ryou would still be showering together if they hadn't gone to separate colleges.
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>>93432178
No, Shiro is for Ryou. He went to space because he couldn't handle his feelings.
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>>93432203
>not wanting to get cucked by your own brother
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Holy siblings are cute and perfect.
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>>93432242
Their parents still don't know. They're just happy the twins get along.

Keith has a really weird idea about what siblings are actually like thanks to hearing Shiro's stories about growing up.
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>>93432025
Shiro's psychiatrist is proud.
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>>93432126
THIS IS TRUE BROGANES
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>>93432238
Takashi and Ryou held hands, took baths together, and slept in the same bed.
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>>93432432
>Ryou: When I grow up, I want to marry my onii-chan!
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>>93432432
They never saw it as sexual until someone pointed out how bizarre it was for 17 year olds to still do that.
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>>93432432
The two did everything together.
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>>93432477
This is why their mother sent Ryou to Europe and Takashi to space.
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>>93424877
>the Paladins think he'll want them to surrender
>Lotor laughs and says no, he has something more delicious in mind
>Lotor is going to start beating them in fights, Lotor is going to start winning back territory, Lotor is going to start looking like he can do no wrong and that he's even better than Zarkon
>And Voltron is going to lose. Badly. Worse and worse. Over and over again. Demoralizing the resistance, whittling away at the galaxy's willingness to fight as their champion falls again and again
>then, at their lowest point, the Paladins will suggest to Allura that they ought to surrender
>And with their "encouragement," she will
>And that will be the end of that
>Or Mrs. Holt will be the first to die

And it's MASTER Lotor to you.
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>>93432477
They they started fucking.
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>>93432432
they each liked to hold the others' dicks and aim it at the bowl for them when they had to pee
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>>93432514
This is Shiro's tragic backstory.
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>>93432294
Colleen is secretly happy that her son died so she wouldn't have any deformed grandchildren.
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>>93432446
Takashi and Ryou have only ever had eyes for each other. I don't blame them. I would be attracted to my twin too if they were a hot Brogane.
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>>93432614
Bet they were on the highschool football team together and everyone thought it was odd how they'd really, really get into towel fights in the showers.

They probably also played a lot of pranks on each other that involved nudity or dick touching.
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>>93432126
Keith loved to be squished in between the two.
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>>93432654
Keith *would* love to be squished between the two.
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So what's Ryou like according to the lore of this place?
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>>93432614
>Takashi stressing out over his amputation and scars because he and Ryou aren't perfect twins any more
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>>93432679
Hates smoking, good at math, hangs around IKEA
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>>93432679
He was killed by chicken nuggies.
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>>93432679
He can actually cook.
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>>93432679
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>>93432679
Heterosexual, LARPs as a viking, anti-smoking activist, decent cook, a bit of a prude.
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>>93432679
Abba karaoke.
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>>93432772
>a bit of a prude
But not when Takashi is around
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>>93432679
Either killed by Shiro's cooking at an early age or he was sent to Sweden because he loved Shiro too much
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>>93432772
He probably cooks all those Swedish dishes even Swedish people don't eat.
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>>93432772
>Heterosexual
But not when Takashi is around
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>>93432826
What he and Takashi have transcends sexuality.
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>>93432679
He marries Romelle and they make furniture together.
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What does Ryou think of Keith?
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>>93432900
>Seriously, Takashi? I make a better little brother than him! I know you better than anyone else! We shared the same womb as foetuses!
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>>93432900
He thinks Keith is a good kid at heart but he's a whore and should stop tempting Shiro.
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>>93432900
Back off my man, slut.
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>>93432900
I don't know about Keith but Ryou would be happy that Takashi is passing on the joy of sibling love to the Holts.
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>>93432945
He's come across Keith's camming site before and is waiting for the right moment to tell Takashi.
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>>93432981
Keith is sad about being left out until he finds out Lotor is his cousin.
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>>93432679
Ryou is pure good boy. Takashi is the slutty bad boy.
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>Takashi and Ryou finally meet up again after years of being separated
>They embrace and passionately make out in front of everyone
>Everyone is shocked and disturbed except for the Holt siblings who cheer them on
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>>93433009
Ryou still doesn't know about Keith and Takashi's summer job.
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>>93433077
VLD ends with the two getting married on a planet which values incestuous relationships
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>>93433094
So Takashi became an astronaut just to find a world where he could love and wed his brother without discrimination?
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>>93433082
Ryou blames Keith for corrupting his brother but it was actually Takashi who found that job.
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>>93433094
Shirocest is the purest form of love.
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>>93433113
So progressive.
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>>93433077
Keith would be secretly turned on. Two Shiros going at it? WEW!
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>>93433151
The only one not slightly turned on is Lance and that's just because he's super close to his own family in a non sexual way.
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How would Lance react the first time Matt molests Pidge out in the open? (and how would he react to her enjoying it?)
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>>93433188
He's also too heterosexual.
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>>93433223
Fist pump at the former, lose all enthusiasm at the latter.
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>>93432939
I can see Takashi and Ryou being super close as kids and they never grew out of that closeness so people are always confused by the two and shit gets awkward.
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>>93433223
He's initially ready to fight Matt for disrespecting his sister until Pidge gets huffy and tells him to back off. Lance ends up super confused.
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>>93433267
>Ryou: I'm gonna go take a shower.
>Takashi: Hey, can I join you?
>Ryou: Do you even have to ask? You're always welcome.
>Lance: (what the fuck?)
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>>93433314
It makes things go faster if they can soap up each other's tiddies. They grew up in New Mexico and saving water was important.
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>>93433314
>Ryou: Remember when as a kid, I said I would marry you some day?
>Takashi: Yeah. Is that option still open?
>Lance: ???
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>>93433412
They'll give each other a peck on the lips to say hi.
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>>93432294
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>>93433488
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I hope Ryou appears so we can start applying Broganes to Shirocest
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/co/ wasn't always like this can't you fucks go to /aco/ or something, I hope the staff never drops by these threads.
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>>93433535
How do you know Lauren isn't posting with us.
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>>93433535
You never seen a Homestuck thread?
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>>93433523
I hope we get doujins.
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>>93433523
Just give me double the Shirogane tiddies.
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>>93433523
I will commission some artists.
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>>93433608
Do you think they were ever approached in a mall by a skeezy guy about an under the table "modelling" opportunity together back when they were in high school?
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>>93433657
Have Ryou and Takashi both in bunny suits pls
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>>93433535
>/aco/
>not /m/ or /trash/
You for real?
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>>93433535
>o-oh no what if the staff comes to 4chan and sees something inappropriate
Fag.
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>>93433751
Ryou would be embarassed, Shiro would be showing off dem titties.
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>>93433707
Ryou refuses but Takashi goes straight for the deal. Ryou ends up needing to save his brother from the adult entertainment industry.
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>>93433559
Based Lauren walks among us and has heard our prayers; Clance will be the Korrasami of VLD.
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These threads are so comfy when we don't bring in outside drama. I hope they can stay like this for a bit.
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>>93433903
The guy was disappointed he didn't get both twins. He had a shoot already lined up. School uniforms.
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>>93433940
Did Shirocest and /mu/tant shitposting save these threads?
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>>93433924
It's a very progressive relationship between a mature woman and a younger man. Ageism is dead.
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>>93433535
We have an /aco/ thread, but if we just talk there I'm pretty sure we'll get yelled at for not posting porn.
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>>93433787
more like /co/ threads used to be worth the creators skimming and occasionally interacting with but I doubt they'll do that these days when all people ever want to post about is molesting kid characters an complaining about tumblr/politics. I don't go on /co/ as often as I used to but when's the last time crew from any show has posted on here? Has probably been ages.
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>>93434050
Alex Hirsch used to post on /co/ a lot.
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>>93434096
He doesn't count.
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>>93434104
What a great sneak peek of season 3.
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>>93434096
ALEX THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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>>93434096
>used to
Yeah a lot of people in the industry used to. That's the point I'm making. They don't anymore.
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>>93434096
I bet he's still here being a Mabel shill.
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>>93434096
No, he still posts here occasionally.
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>>93434050
The Rick & Morty ppl

>>93434180
Yeah he mentions it on his twitter
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>>93434050
And? If anything it's GOOD that the creators of cartoons for children are no longer seeking attention from a tiny community of 30+ year old depressed shitposters. Are you just butthurt that the board is less "relevant?" I just can't fathom giving a fuck about this.
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>>93434150
4chan in general has gone (further) to shit in the last few years so it's not really surprising. There are better places to interact with fans now.
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>>93434205
Like Twitter.
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>>93434150
Obviously, 4chan a million years old and the community has been in decline for ages. Everyone has fucked off to twitter for "fan interaction", nothing is stopping you from following if that's what you value most.
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>>93434216
>ywn hold Ryou captive in a back room at your casino and make Shiro perform to pay off his debt.
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>>93434232
At least here with the anonymity no one really sensors themselves. You're gonna find a lot of shit, but it'll be honest shit. Maybe crazy. But honest.
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>>93434330
Doesn't look like there's much self censoring going on on Twitter.
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>>93434232
but why use one of the biggest social media platforms on the planet to talk to your fans when you could come to the illustrious /co/ instead, where threads can have upwards of TRIPLE DIGIT unique posters???
it must be because of all the people talking about weird sex things that I don't like.
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>>93434347
People back down and delete their accounts. Or use their name as a soapbox.
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>>93434348
If I were a creator, I'd totally use Twitter for the fan interactions then shitpost about Shirocest on /co/.
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>>93434386
the perfect crime.
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>>93434278
These brothers will do anything for each other.
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