Who is DCs biggest jobber and why is it Green Lantern

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no it's this guy, "fastest man alive"

>>93411274
Fuck this show is bad.
Had so much potential too.

>>93411259
This movie was such hot garbage.
It was also a fairly fitting start for the equally shitty universe that would spring off of it.

>>93411259
>JL: War
>an accurate representation of the DC universe
That movie is shit.
Martian Manhunter is way more of a jobber than GL

>>93411259
Flash by far

>>93411259
>losing to Darkseid is jobbing
You know the guy stomped justice league by himself 2 times right?

>>93411259
>Justice League War
>Could've perfectly adapted a somewhat decent team origin story from the new 52 and fix it by replacing Cyborg with Martian Manhunter
>Instead replaces based Aquaman with fucking Shazam
>mediocre art and bad story
just get the exact team from under the red hood to adapt a bunch of early JL stories already, and keep it in the same artstyle, shitheads

>>93411259

Martian Manhunter is DC's biggest jobber, because hes essentially on the same level as Superman, so he can get his ass kicked to show how strong a villain is (omg he beat a guy as strong as superman?!), without having the demoralization of actually beating up Superman in a story.

>>93411259
Because he's the only guy on the team who'll actively question Batman's authority, which is Blasphemy in DC.

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>>93411259
>>93411274
>>93411407
>They think Flash or GL are real jobbers

I suppose to make you think differently I'll just have to take over your mi-AAAAARGHH!

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>>93411490

Yeah, Martian manhunter would've been much better than Boomtube Cyborg.

He could've ended it all in seconds by simply reading his m--AAAHHHHHHHH

>>93411544
>heard his cartoon voice for the scream
made me kek friendo

>>93411569
Saved

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>>93411569
>joker is just too carraaazzyyyy

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>>93411259
>Be faster than the "Fastest Man Alive"
>Even more crazy shit tech and unique powers
>He/his protege still somehow wins in all direct confrontations

JUST