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Will she get the Jason Todd treatment?

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Will she get the Jason Todd treatment?
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>>93400169
How is she that thick for her age? Does she only drink water from plastic bottles?
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>>93400184
Its her diet
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>>93400169
whats the Jason Todd treatment?
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>>93400169
die then come back eventually?
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>>93400184
It's fiction. You can do what the fuck you want.
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>>93400184
Strong legs from an intense skateboarding regimen and a healthy diet of pizza nuggets
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>>93400313
They put her fate up for a vote and the fanbase decides to kill her off.
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>>93400184
She's like 14 or 15, she's not a little girl.
Practically a grown woman, ready to be a mother.
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>>93400512
sounds awful
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>>93400184
>>93400246
>>93400441
>>93400499
>>93400537
She's a mermaid you idiots. Or did you seriously think someone like Nefcy would make her design so different from all the other girls by accident?
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>>93400563
>he doesnt know
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>another Jackie thread
For the love of god, I don't want her to be banned
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The last thread hasn't even been bumped to page 9 yet, why is there a new thread up? Why aren't we making any effort to have normal threads anymore?
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>>93400512
sonuds good
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>This is the new Star thread now

I'm getting tried of this autistic shit, why can't we just talk about the show? Why does everything need to be stupid and weird?
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>>93400563
>Star is openly racist against seaple
>Jackie turns out to be a seaple
Pottery
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>>93400617
god i hope jackie gets turned into a fucking swordfish hybrid.
>>93400630
>Why does everything need to be stupid and weird?
because thats part of the show?
were we watching the same thing?
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I really hope Jackie gets banned at this point, this crap is embarrassing.
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>>93400655
This makes me sad
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>>93400630
>why can't we just talk about the show?
Because threads with a subject of "talking about the show" are deleted on sight, even when we have new content.
If you're asking why people aren't just using threads like this as thinly-veiled generals to talk about the show anyway, it's because they're autistic and can't understand the thread was created with the intent of being hikacked into a new not-/sveg/ from the start.
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>>93400655
why would you want jackie to be banned?
cause people make threads with her as the OP image?
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>>93400643
>just swims straight into the glass

gave me a slight kek

They shoulda just made her funny; at least a little with like slapstick or something. Would've been more likable.
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How are they going to have Marco move to Mewni with Star in Season 3, while his loving and affectionate girlfriend is still on Earth?
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>>93400713
Have Earth or at least Echo Creek semi-fuse with an Area on Mewni to start a new brand of history.
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>>93400684
Because it's exactly the same shit as trying to get a Kim Possible thread started with images of this guy and continuting to do so instead of just having normal ass threads for multiple days in a row.

How do you autistic assholes not see the problem here?
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>tfw you are an unironic fan of Jackie and are also annoyed by Jackie posting but people seriously want her to be banned
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>>93400730
>Anon wants a KP tread and is jelly it wont get attention because of Jackie tread.
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>>93400752
Why does she need to be in the OP every single day? Have your stupid Star vs thread and talk about Jackie in that.
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>>93400765
Because shes the main attraction of the evening
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No one's even talking about Jackie OR Star vs

What's even the point of this thread?
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The divide of Jackie was already huge before these threads started, Jackie is going to become fucking taboo
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>>93400745
>>93400730
then go ahead a star a Star thread with an image of Star and await for anons to pile in.
be the change and fix the damn problem yourself.
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>>93400745
>his name is monkey
he has to be evil
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>>93400778
What's there left to talk about
Jackie is either great, has potential, is boring, or is a plot device. Nothing has stemmed too far from any of those 4 theses.
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>>93400793
This thread was posted while the other thread was still up. Am I supposed to flood 4chan? I would love make the OPs if you faggots would stop with this cancer.
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>>93400808
Dont hate the playa, hate the game
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>>93400808
wait for this one to be deleted then.
it should be soon.
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>>93400547
MAKE LIKE A TREE AND FUCK OFF
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>>93400806
>What's there left to talk about
Nothing, so let's stop making threads about Jackie holy fuck
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>>93400820
There's hardly anything to talk about for all of star vs anymore
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Lets get back on the topic on hand, how do we kill Jackie?
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>>93400880
Maybe if we stop posting about her she'll go away
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>>93400880
Gangraped by monsters?
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>>93400879
Then don't make the threads at all. Make normal ass threads or just don't make them. This shit is getting annoying.
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>>93400897
To be fair at least the last 2 Jackie threads started with a prompt
The ones before that were unfiltered cancer and hatred
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>>93400916
All of its cancer. I know there's some shit with the janitor but there's no way in hell this is making the situation better.
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hey at least it isnt another starco or janna thread
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>>93400880
>assuming they wont just break up normally

I mean, do we even know if Jackie likes Marco for real? Or its just pittyfuck?
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>>93400948
The fuck does it matter? Nobody is talking about Jackie now and nobody was talking about her yesterday either. This is just getting excessive.
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>>93400963
its refreshing plus shes part of the plot. unless you rather have a Ferguson and Alfonso Columbine AU thread
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>>93400992
>Ferguson and Alfonso Columbine AU thread
Actually yes, that thread sounds fun and a thousand times less creepy and autistic somehow.
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>>93401000
>that thread sounds fun and a thousand times less creepy and autistic somehow.
unironically end you life.
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>>93400954
The book and show both make it clear she was won over by his confession and pedestal speech and now actually finds him cute. Plus I figure she hasn't had many relationships beyond superficial and was hoping this would be the one
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>>93401000
Are you retarded?
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>>93400963
Jackie was like 50% of yesterday's thread
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>>93401021
>>93401029
Literally anything is an upgrade over Jackie threads
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>>93401039
No it fucking wasn't, she was barely brought up at all
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>>93401000
>less creepy and autistic
>Columbine AU
Is this guy retarded or have we sunk this low?
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Something actually relevant that nobody seems to be acknowledging:
Considering how happy Marco seems in the one shot we've seen of him on Mewni, what if he and Jackie don't break up at all and she just lets him go after his friend without an issue?

What if we have a whole season of dealing with unresolved romantic tension between Star and Marco while Jackie is just a roadblock in another dimension?
Is this the worst possible timeline?
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>>93401042
I disagree, anything is an upgrade over all aimless threads

The last few just happened to feature jackie
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>>93401021
>>93401029
>>93401051
Last thread we had people posting edits of characters being abused and mutilated and people regular post torture fantasies. What are you guys suddenly acting like you have standards for?
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>>93401058
That would really suck
Jackie is then demoted to not only plot device, but plot device that isn't even visible
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>>93401067
They're aimless because we just gave up entirely on having real discussion
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>>93401068
thats been happening since season 1.
fuck off school shooter-kun
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>>93401087
But that isn't OPs fault, there is a prompt
Jackie is hardly responsible for this
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>>93401068
As if a Columbine scenario would make ANY of this better
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>>93401080
This is inevitable. The only reason Marco would break up with Jackie is too go be with Star so they'll keep dating for a while.
>>93401100
Never said it wasn't, and I would 100% rather read some disgusting Columbine AU than another fucking torture smut greentext story.
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>>93401119
It would be different, if you're going to be creepy autists at least be entertaining
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she needs to get the Oracle treatment from a skating accident
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>>93401120
What if Jackie was kidnapped
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>>93401068
>being legitimately upset by basic-ass black eye edits
First time on 4chan?
I bet you haven't even read "Personal Touches"
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>>93401214
I wouldn't mind them a few times but they got posted every single fucking thread like clockwork
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Jackiefags, how does it feel knowing the show staff deliberately consider Jackie a plot device, she will ultimately disappear, and pretty much most of the fanbase won't care

Nice girls are boring.
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>>93401226
its all just a jewish trick to get kids into cuckholding and racemixing
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What did he mean by this
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>>93401185
>utley goes on to murder the mets, that game
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>>93401259
Four of them?
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>>93401290
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>>93401329
Is Nefcy enough of a madwoman to work a reference to this into the Season 4 promos?
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>>93401492
Wont' be relevant by then
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>>93401329
I dungeddit
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>>93400184
They keep getting bigger every time she gets pregnant.
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>>93401501
>Won't be relevant by then
>implying Area doesn't have a 50+ page sequel comic planned for each one of those condoms
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>>93401329
wait, marco has 4 gfs?
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>>93400643
>I want to fuck that walrus
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>>93401778
>Star
>Jackie
>Janna
>Hekapoo
Yes, this was common knowledge
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>>93401778
You guys are forgetting someone
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Man, we are really running out of ideas
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>>93402029
Thanks for making shitposting fun anon
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>>93402009
You understand why Tom wouldn't count as a girlfriend, right?
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>>93402046
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>>93401958
How is Janna treated as canon ship? Besides her creeping on Marco there are no signs whatsoever of sexual tension between them.
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>>93402089
>her creeping on Marco
>no signs of sexual tension
Read your post again, but slowly
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>>93402089
>There are no signs of sexual tension between them
Janna's oddness is what makes her great, and the vagueness surrounding her an Marco's relationship is also really interesting. Janna is obsessed with him and he actively dislikes her. It suggests something happened in their past, maybe it'll get explored this season.

Janna could easily become best girl with an episode of development.
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>>93402113
If janna's past is explored and jackies present isn't, I'm gonna be pissed, not gonna lie
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>>93402103
She clearly creeps on him for fun, not because she likes him, unless i missed an episode she explicitly shows that.
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>>93402029
Holy kek. Who's the Eric and who's the Dylan?
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>>93402128
She might be fucking with him for fun, but I wouldn't put all my shit in the locker of someone I didn't at least "sorta" like and I wouldn't be spending my free time at that person's house just to fuck with them either.

Unless Janna's true identity is that of a demon born with the purpose of slightly annoying Marco I think it's pretty obvious she likes him and is using bullying to get his attention.
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>>93402137
NO YOU PIECE OF PUNK ASS SHIT
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Ferguson is more interesting than Jackie, dispute
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>>93402376
Counterpoint: I don't want to fuck Ferguson
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>>93402376
Ferguson almost married a Pixie Queen so yeah
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>>93402376
>thicc
>fun
>cute
>ladies man
>royalty
how could poor dumpster girls even begin to compete?
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>>93402029
DON'T
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>>93402158
This comic basically treats her as Helga
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>>93402510
I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SAY
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>>93402376
>>93402487
Why haven't you taken the Fergpill yet, /not-sveg/?
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>>93402029
>>93402217
>>93402554
This is making me think we should post stuff like this on Tumblr and see if they run with it, considering how infested they are with True Crime/Columbine fangirls.
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>>93402657
And inspire another Andrew Blaze? lmao
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>>93402657
>considering how infested they are with True Crime/Columbine fangirls
Please fucking tell me there's people in this world who are "Fans of Columbine". I would not be surprised at all if a bunch of edgy faggots drew anime fanart of those fucks all day.
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>>93402594
noone could take pills that big
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>>93402691
Too late because they are
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>>93402376
Why not Jackie getting Ferg'd?
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>>93402594
How were they even supposed to have kids?

Or did Pixie Empress not need an heir?
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>>93402674
The fanbase already exists, I just want to see if we can milk some Alf and Ferg art out of them.

>>93402691
Oh, you better believe it. There are tons of deluded teenage girls who believe the shooters were pariahs and draw fanart/waifu them. And there are fans for EVERY killer, including Mr. Blaze. The funniest thing is this shit has been going on since Bundy/Manson, crazy chicks love crazy dudes.
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>>93402770
Kings were destined to be eaten by the queen in their realm, though I wonder if the queen would indulge the king and allow herself to be drowned in semen up until that point.
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>>93402718
Somebody draw a sequel to pic related

>>93402770
In most myths/media, fairies/pixies are immortal, or at the least long lived. So even if she wasn't going to eat him, she didn't need to have kids with him.
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>>93402718
Star getting Ferg'd > Jackie getting Ferg'd
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>>93402800
>destined to be eaten by the queen in their realm

That was just a myth that Star believed. Pixie Empress married Alfonzo instead, and he's not dead.
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all the other kids with the pumped up kicks
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>>93402029
Holy shit you actually made it, god we are going down a dark path aren't we?
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>>93402849
how about Star dresses up as Ludo and Ferg as a narwal blast about to go downtown with her
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>>93402912
As long as that sticc gets porked
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>>93402849
That's also a good idea. Honestly I just want Ferguson to be happy/get a girl because I see so much of who I used to be in him and pity him. Being skinny/buff shouldn't be a requirement to have be loved/have friends.
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>>93402905
its too late to turn back now, lets discuss how Marco severed his friendship with Alfonso and Ferguson which led to them becoming outcasts fueling their rage to shoot up the school
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>>93402691
Not just fans, over-obsessed fans who waifu Eric and Dylan, and they are all batshit insane, with tumblr pages purely dedicated to both of them. It is over-whelming if you look into it
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>>93402980
I've always wondered if it's possible to do a "school shooter/gun safety" episode with a comedic tone.
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>>93400992
That sounds so autistic that it's hilarious.
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>>93402849
>wanting to see star get defiled by a bbm

what is this, a nalvas doujin?
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>>93403084
Buffy the vampire slayer managed to do one(not quite a school shooting), that wasn't half bad, or too dark.

Plus there was the episode where Glossaryck acted like Charles Manson, so you never know.
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>>93402980
Someone needs to post that image of ferg and alf looking at eachother and ferguson is basically "I see what's going on here, our three amigos just became two."
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>>93402935
I kind of just want to see Star get dicked silly by a fat loser human boy but that's nice too.
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>>93400711
Well Star did say in the guide book that seaple are known for being stupid.
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>>93400713
Having a loving an affectionate girlfriend on Earth doesn't stop Marco from being so depressed about Star's departure that his father suspects he's suicidal.

Jackie has one major shortcoming when it comes to her relationship with Marco: she's not Star.
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>>93402103
Janna creeps on Marco because she's a troll, and he gives the best reactions while being too nice a guy to respond with violence.
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>>93403327
So what happens to said loving affectionate girlfriend if she doesn't take the breakup well
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>>93403371
>too nice to respond with violence
You sure about that?
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>>93403371
Tell that to social virgins who think it means true love.
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>>93402089
Janna has the huge advantage of being the only human girl of the harem. Not including both Janna and Marco have a Hedhehog dilemma but both react differently, Marco is introverted while Janna is very extroverted.
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>>93403192
Now we're talking,I dont follow Star Vs too much yet,are Alfonso and Ferguson popular?
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>>93403566
>Janna has the huge advantage of being the only human girl of the harem
Come on guys Season 3 hasn't started yet
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what the fuck is with these endless terrible Jackie threads

is no one here wiling to even attempt decent Star threads anymore or is everyone just so into the blandest major character in the cast?

(I'd make another thread if this weren't already at like 150 fucking posts)
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>>93403570
It's implied that they're on the lower ends of the popularity spectrum at the least. But Echo Creek seems to be one of those high schools that are small enough that everyone knows everyone else, so who knows.
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>>93402089
>Janna felt the need to justify why she's dating Bernardo instead of Marco, saying he's not ready to date someone fierce like her
>Marco says she flirts with him (acknowledging that it's flirting, despite Sleepover twice showing he'd really prefer her not to be into him) & tells him to call after his divorce (implying she's said it several times)
>it's been foreshadowed in Sleepover (the jump bit, which got a close-up) & Naysaya (the divorce bit) that she'll try to get with Marco after the break up
It's pretty much confirmed. Don't worry though, the show doesn't make Star's need of Marco obvious enough for it to need to be treated as something to overcome., and Janna seemed to find Tom hot.

>>93403371
He chopped off Tom's hand, beat up Jeremy (an eight year old), tackled an old person (Miss Heinous) and him saying he'd punch him if he were Chet may imply he's prone to violent thoughts. The reason he hasn't kicked Janna's ass can only either be because of a possible history between them or that he thinks she has a crush on him (which he's been shown to fear) -- and it's unlikely she'd know about the latter.
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>>93403655
Do they interact with anyone else in Echo Creek other than Marco and Star?
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>>93403566
How is that an advantage?
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>>93403810
Becky slapped Ferguson once, sadly I don't have the screencap
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>>93403877
>Becky slapped Ferguson once

Works for me, I guess Marco is their middle man when it comes to meeting with other Echo Creek kids?
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>>93403810
Ferguson only has two friends: Marco and Alfonzo
So far we've not seen them interact with anyone that treats them as friends besides Star and Marco
Nefcy doesn't know what to do with them from the beginning so they were pushed into the background and was replaced by Janna and Starfan/Kelly/Ponyhead
They're coming back this season which makes me anticipate the effect that they'll have with Marco and his circle of friends.
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>>93402158
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>>93403911
Nefcy did say something like "they'll appear again-- not much though" which makes me think it'll be a role in just like 1 or 2 episodes, if not a few cameos.

But of course fans who didn't actually watch the video where she says it will just spread the rumor THEY'LL BE BACK IN SEASON 3 and make it sound like they'll be part of the core cast or some shit when it likely won't be even close.
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>>93403953
Is this loss
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>>93403953
Im at a loss>>93403984
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>>93403953
I'm the only that thinks this will end up being the final couple?Since star will end up leaving earth forever sooner or later
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>>93404025
It will be fucking refreshing at least
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>>93404025
Reminder that Moon and River are going to pretend that Marco is to be wed to Star so no one questions why he's in the Royal Court, and in The Book Janna told Marco to call her once he got diverced.
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>still feel the ache on my wrist from drawing yesterday
I fugged something up. Maybe tomorrow I'll finish. I want Janna's manly hands to massage mine.
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>>93404164
>LEWDEST NOISES
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>>93403953
fuck you
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>>93403371
In the sleepover episode, she makes it a point to say Marco's name before the poet when forced to reveal who she has a crush on.
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>>93404164
I don't know why people choose him to be a trap,but for some reason it was a perfect idea
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>>93403570
>>93404203
Why do people join not-generals before they actually watch the show?

Leave until you can shitpost correctly
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>>93404194
John Keats counts because he's a celebrity crush.

Janna doesn't have a crush on Marco because she's in love with him.
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>tfw I don't watch this shitty show and just jerk it to trap/crossdressing marco
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>>93403645
>B-but Jackie has boundless potential! And she'll surely team up with Buff Frog!
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>>93400726
>semi-fuse with an Area
It's gonna get a little lewd!
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>>93404384
fuck off

the show's better than your shit taste
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>>93404297
holy shit
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>>93404384
go back to r*ddit you nigger
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>>93404187
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What is Jackie is okay with letting Marco go help Star, as long as he comes back.
BUT
He ends up cheating on her with Star, cucking Jackie. Then it turns out Jackie has a cuck fetish and harem ending truly is endgame. Or maybe Marco-is-a-cheating-shit-that-nobody-wants-anymore is endgame.
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I want to see Star's hair flow like silk again
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>>93401627
That looks like a purple condom warper strip in Star's hand, which looks to hold 4 condoms. Implying they will have sex 4 times in a single sexual session.
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Do we have a Star general? I'm new to this fandom just came from /sug/ and I'm enjoying Star so far its a very nice show.
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>>93400169
Jesus Christ, how did we end up with a blatant love interest even BLANDER than Wendy Corduroy?

Is Jackie seriously the worst waifu on this board?
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>>93405040
DELET
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>>93405040
DELETE THIS
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>>93405040
this is the Star general, unfortunately

retards keep making Jackie threads long before the current thread hits page 10 and so it's a cycle we can never escape
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Have the Jackie threads made everyone's opinions on her sink from indifference to pure hatred? Even if they don't ship anyone?
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>>93405138
for me, yes

I actually like Jackie in the show itself (not my favorite character but she's fine), and I don't have a problem with seeing more of her in future episodes

but I'm tired of seeing her here/elsewhere Star is discussed because it inevitably returns to the exact same topics

not a shipper at all and that's probably part of the reason why-- it guarantees more shipping speculation than usual
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>>93405138
Jackie is fine, I just hate when we start discussing her because it always goes to shit.
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>>93404164
Remember to take breaks, Anon. Tendonitis is no laughing matter.
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>>93405278
>TFW the tournament for Costora's Key will never begin
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>>93405138
I like Jackie and care for her future, but threads like these just prove how close ties she has to shipping.

She needs a tie to someone else in the show to offset that (it's implausible but I hope buff frog since he's not in the intro either)
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>>93405328
Every time i see this i choke.
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>>93405040
HYPER
REALISTIC
EYES
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>>93405390
Star Creepypasta when?
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>>93405463
That's the eldritch Star AU.
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>>93405463
Let's toss around ideas for a Star Vs. creepypasta, both serious and less so. Here's mine:

>lost episode where Sabrina's injuries are much more severe and realistic than usual, but still played for comedy
>she winds up dead at the end or possibly the last "joke" is her corpse being desecrated somehow
>this could either be the focus of the episode or just occurring in the background of a "normal" episode
>I would suggest that it could be a lost cut of an existing episode, but Sabrina rarely gets more than one scene per episode
>because realistic/believable creepypastas are the best, maybe leave it up for debate as to whether the episode has supernatural origins or was just edited/created by a particularly driven abusefag
>editing screencaps/drawing them would make it way more believable but I don't think this idea is that good anyways
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>>93405328
...
...
Cheburashka?

DAFUQ?
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Janna is for gifts only
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what if Marco's dad got deported
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>>93405701
Need to add the episode ending with Ferg and Alphonso bursting into the school with uzi's and pipe bombs
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>>93405856
Janna would take his playce and rep marcos mother
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>>93405768
AND TOFFEE AS GENA THE CROCODILE
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>>93405701
>Marco uses dimensional scissors to go to Mewni
>Disappears
>Star tries to find out what happened
>Spends years, never gets any closer
>In the end, she finally finds a clue on what happened
>Begins experimenting
>One day, Star disappears
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>>93405785
Janna is for cucking
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>>93400169
what's with the constant OPs being about Jackie and why is it the same question everytime? She's not that important to warrent 3 or so threads about her right?
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>>93405040
This might be a bit creepy but those small blue eyes remind me of all might and I laugh
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What happened to that Starco comic on pixiv? I can't find it
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>>93406378
Everyone here is either stupid enough to let that happen, or they just have too much time on their time.

Either way, one leads to the other.
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>>93405701
>>93405961
>fanfictions
blog it on tumblr newfags
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>>93400512
I hope something like this can happen for certain shows.
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>>93406426
which one?
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>>93400313
Beaten to death with a crowbar
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>>93406492
The one where the artist blue balls everyone when it was about to get good
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what about a creepypasta where Daron Nefcy has been dead all along
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>>93406593
It's still up on
https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=15475060
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>>93406378
The word is bait
Fans are rightfully worried for her and people who don't like her or find her important exploit that fear
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we /ferg/ now
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>>93406378
Weaponized autism of one anon that has a serious hate boner for her. The last two threads were basically made by the same OP.
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>>93403105
>navlas
AWAKEN
MY BONER
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>>93406452
Creepypasta is more of a 4chan thing then tumblr.
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>>93406736
I don't mind
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>>93406883
It's more of a reddit thing than tumblr
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>>93406806
Well it worked, everyone is more wary of Jackie now
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>>93400711
thinking about this makes me sad cause she wouldve been so so much better
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>>93400711
if Jackie does end up going on the adventures i hope she gets more comical
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>>93406612
It's not there, all I see is the gravity falls comic
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>>93405138
There's nothing wrong with Jackie functionally and I understand her role in the story. My problem is how people keep talking about her "potential" and it just continues my belief that people just latched on because she was hot.

Like, why don't we ever start a thread about Kelly's potential, or Tom now that they're probably going to be added. Or even Buff Frog's? The reason is because they aren't as hot. Also, there's that sect of people who don't care about Jarco so much as they just don't want Starco to happen which just grinds my gears.
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>>93400711
Jackie does have some funny moments, but they're all pretty much reactions to other characters (one could argue her dorkiness in Starcrushed is an exception). Characters like Jackie and even to some degree Marco bounce off of the zaniness of everyone else.

It's partly the reason jarco doesn't work. Jackie needs someone more "Star like" in an abstract sense, someone like Tom.
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>>93407134
But Tom is for Janna
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>>93407131
I mean one could argue that some like her solely because she's hot, but the obsession about potential comes from the very real concern that she can be cast aside. All the other characters you listed very likely will get their own development, as they were given very deliberate spots in the intro. I know the intro isn't everything, but honestly no one can tell if this means Jackie will be more important/ autonomous than in season 2 or less.
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>>93407156
Meme ship. They can hang out but Tom is trying to limit his aggravation. Janna will just piss him off.
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>>93407204
Manna is a meme ship
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>>93407131
>Like, why don't we ever start a thread about Kelly's potential, or Tom now that they're probably going to be added. Or even Buff Frog's? The reason is because they aren't as hot

FUCKING CHRIST, THIS

The constant discussion of Jackie's "potential" reminds me of how before Season 2 everyone circlejerked over shit like Sabrina, Chelsea, Hope, etc. and claimed they had great potential, we supposedly knew more about their characters than Jackie and everyone else besides Marco and Star, it'd be a waste for them to not get their own episodes, etc.

And when I'd say what about Buff Frog, or Ludo, or River, or whatever, pretty sure we know more about them than a bunch of background high-schoolers, the complete ignoring of them pretty much proves it only matters if they're HOT GIRLS

Except now that the show has more female characters with actual defined personalities, not to mention enough going on that shipping maybe shouldn't be THE #1 concern if you legitimately enjoy the show, it doesn't matter particularly matter that Jackie could do something interesting, maybe. We've already got shit going on and so if she doesn't end up being important it's no great loss

though Kelly is totally hot, and her appearing in more than one episode, let alone prominently in the new OP, was beyond my wildest dreams
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>>93405961
I would like to hear the story of Marco slowly abandoning hope that anyone would ever come for him over the 16 years he spent alone and unloved in a godforsaken world.
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>>93407090
It's there, just make a throwaway pixiv account.
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Do we like Plot Devices for how unrealistically perfect they are? even by cartoon standards
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>>93400169
Why is she skateboarding in a post-2006 world?
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>>93407350
but jackie isnt perfect.
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>>93400563
Anon...
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>>93407350
Jackie isn't perfect, Star is just really shitty in comparison.
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>>93407350
That can't be it, I like Jackie but no girl is more perfect than Star.
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>>93407292
Your comments about Kelly nullified everything you said about Jackie. What exactly does she have going on that Jackie doesn't?
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>>93407350
I don't get the unrealistically perfect thing, jackie is a pretty standard if not slightly more mature SoCal teenage girl. Not all of them are as shallow as people like to believe.
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>>93407413
Kelly has an on/off relationship with a bush and apparently knows swordplay.
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>>93407361
Skateboarding still exists in LA, NYC, pretty much all major cities. A new skatepark opened in Boston recently as well.

College campuses too.

It's not as mainstream anymore but it's still around
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>>93407361
Because it's her favourite vehicle, duh. Idk where do you live but in my town there are always people who use boards on wheels for moving.
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>>93407182
>but the obsession about potential comes from the very real concern that she can be cast aside.
And that's my point. Everybody was praising the fuck out of this show for putting aside the characters that don't matter in the long run, myself included. But when it comes to Jackie, who's barely gotten the kind of screentime, now it's suddenly a problem.

"But she could have! She has potential! Oh god, please be a mermaid/magical in some way", these aren't things people say when they like a character, it's what they say when they hope the character gets more screentime and want to deny the role they put on it isn't as big as the one the show designed. The anon above had it right, Jackie is just too tied to shipping at her core and honestly I think that was the intention the whole time
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>>93407413
I wasn't entirely serious when mentioning her; just think she's cute and was specifically responding to the "not hot" comment.

Though really what I mean in addition to that post is also that if Kelly didn't turn out to be important either I also wouldn't care, as, again, there's bigger shit going on. What they actually do with the characters is more interesting to me than what they theoretically could do with them, and so I'm just waiting for new episodes before I get into legit criticism/character analysis/etc.

But honestly at this point a "Kelly's potential" thread would be more interesting than a Jackie one because, as of right now, hundreds of Kelly threads haven't been spammed across the board.
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>>93407413
I think Kelly is a complete blank slate which makes it more fun to guess what she'll do. Also, more importantly, she has a giant sword and fights monsters apparently which none of us saw coming. Also, if Kelly is around, that means Tad will probably be around which is a unique relationship on it's own
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>>93407448
I'd love Ponyhead a lot more if she did stuff like that in the show.
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>>93407550
>>93407413
Also just to add on: that's not to the say there aren't potential interesting uses for characters that the crew could miss

But my point, now and always, is to wait and see what S3 even does before we start praising or criticizing it for anything at all. If it wastes its potential I'll complain, but right now we still barely know anything about it.
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>>93407413
Yeah fuck this guy, he can't just come in here slinging shit about other people's background waifus and pretend that his is any better. Enjoy getting cucked by Tad, fag.>>93407443
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>>93407448
I hope they don't do the "Kelly and Tad break up for good" episode before we actually know enough to start caring about Kelly.
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>>93407601
>Enjoy getting cucked by Tad, fag
Putting aside that these characters aren't real, isn't it part of Kelly's character that she's on-again/off-again gag with Tad? I'd assume anybody who likes Kelly would know that.
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>>93407635
>And then SHE joins the Marcobowl
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Are we still doing creepypasta ideas?
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>>93407654
someone post that comic with all of Marcos dimensional crystals showing his harems in different universes
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>>93407601
The difference is that Kelly isn't a background character :)

All her appearances in episodes were supporting, rather than her just having one line an episode in the background.

She's also Star and Pony Head's friend from prior to the show, which gives her more of a connection to Star than Sabrina etc.'s "well she was in the same room as Star once"

Sorry man, Kelly's more important
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>>93407522
It wouldn't have been a problem pre-Bon Bon. To some that episode shifted their perspective on Jackie. She became a bit deeper, if not by much, and actually showed that she had potential in the fight against Ludo and his rats, compared to literal background characters where "potential" is thrown around like it means nothing.

Before that episode came out, this wouldn't be much of an issue. The landscape changed after that.
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>>93407654
And then Star isn't having any of that shit, challenges her to a duel by sword, only for Marco to defeat them both.
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>>93407635
im the only one who thinks Tad should get some CD also? I find really annoying when they deal with breakup and only shows one side of the story
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>>93407678
Yeah sure, boy I hope Star's hands don't grow too much from the crystal treatment
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>>93407696
Jackie isn't background, its just that she CAN serve a background role because she still has to go to school, even when she isn't important to the plot. We don't have reason to run into Kelly when she isn't important.
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Maybe we should make a list of characters who haven't had their "edition thread" or barely had any and choose anyone for new thread every time the old one's going to die?
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>>93407799
I vote for Buff Frog
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>>93407743
I agree Jackie isn't background. In fact I wasn't criticizing her at all so much as saying I don't think it matters if she doesn't have an important role in the future.

The "background waifus" I DO think it's stupid to focus on are Sabrina/Chelsea/Hope/Leah/Becky etc., who a casual viewer probably wouldn't remember the name of and have never had a significant role in the plot or meaningful interactions with Star. Which Kelly has in the episodes she was in, and therefore she's not "my" background waifu as she's not a background character.

Though now it could be argued the situation is reversed: if Kelly lives on Mewni she could appear more often, while since Jackie's on Earth and it's summer it's understandable if she shows up less.
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>>93407711
Tad is a fucking shrub-thing with legs, I really don't see much potential there.
If the extent of his character and role in the story is to be kind of a dick enough that Kelly eventually gets sick of him for good and learns something from it, that's just fine.
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>>93400169
Not likely. I don't think being beaten into a pulp with a crowbar, sudden death by explosion, resurrected by anything mystical, and become a vigilante doesn't seem to fit.
>Then again, who is Joker?
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>>93407697
>She became a bit deeper, if not by much,
True as long as we talk about that one episode and not in any of the ones after

>and actually showed that she had potential in the fight against Ludo and his rats
Yeah, I've been wonder how exactly? Waving her skateboard at them telling them to go away? It's not like she casted some latent magical power.

And don't say "but Janna", I don't know what she's gonna do either outside of being one of Star's best friends and all of Star's "Emergency best friend meetup" girls are here
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>>93407843
Your last point, yes of course, but it doesn't mean Jackie loses all relevance. Jackies whole situation is wrapped in emotionally charged speculation that people can't agree if its worth worrying for her or not. So many variables that make the Jackie discussion annoyingly endless.
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>>93407895
She still pulled Marco and Star out from the portal.

Aaand she did show quirks in episodes after, both of the ones she was a major character in.
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I've never seen so much discussion over the fact that someone was 'not' in the promotional material before
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>>93408025
I want to see more discussion as to why buff frog isn't there.

And I say that as a Jackiefag
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>>93408051
Buff frog isnt gonna be relevent till the end of S3
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>>93408104
What if jackie and Buff Frog were relevant together
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>>93408125
it'd be weird but i guess i could see Jackie taking care of Buff Frogs kids.
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>>93408104
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>>93408125
This would be great but also probably really weird.
I don't know if I want it.
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>>93408147
Buff frog comes to earth to warn star and marco about something, not realizing they're on Mewni, and that's where he meets Jackie, who is desperate for a link to Mewni after Marco left her abandoned with her thoughts

Hilarity ensues
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>>93408051
Buff Frog only ever showed up in the ending group pic anyway. Since the group pic is now of the new crew, it wouldn't fit.

No Buff Frog will never be a part of the main crew
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>This is suppose to be the worst day of the heat wave
>Can't draw for more than ten minuets without my balls sticking to the chair
What do, not-/sveg/?
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>>93408228
I didn't mean just at the end, I meant in the entire intro
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>>93408256
dont draw naked or jerk off
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>>93408147
And still nobody drew any arts about it. Though i requested.
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>>93408282
I too need Jackie teaching the tadpoles to skate
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>>93408277
But if I put on pants, the sweat creeps in there twice as fast
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>>93408309
>Jackie teaching frog people how to do Ollie over lily pads
fucking nice
>>93408332
put on shorts
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>>93408256
Strip nude, drink a lot of water, sit under a fan, crank your AC
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>>93408332
Put on your neon fishnet pants
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honestly a lot of the Jackie discussion here seems to involve viewing her like she's a person rather than a character
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>>93408380
You think so? It seems to me like people are hesitant to acknowledge she's either.
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>>93408380
And that's where the split comes from. She's frustratingly boring as a character but very nice yet not quite unbelievable as a person, hence seeing her suffer for no reason is uncomfortable to some.
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>>93408445
not uniformly, but at certain times.

and I don't mean in the sense that "they're fictional creations, why are you so invested in them like they're real" because of course that will always happen for any show that has a consistent fanbase like this

thinking specifically of the attitude that seems to be that she's a nice person and should be in the show more + if she's in it less it's unfair to her. it's not even a case where Jackie is some sort of "representation" of anything and so not focusing on her would look bad; it's seeing her as a real person who's getting screwed over
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>>93408277
>jerk off
>wanting his dick to catch on fire from the added heat
Don't be silly, anon.
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>>93408256
1) get kiddie pool
2) fill kiddie pool
3) sit in kiddie pool
4) draw
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what if there's an alternate dimension where Star is real and she created a cartoon where Nefcy is the protagonist
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I think it's too hot to concentrate, or maybe its just me having been up for probably 22 hours at this point. But here's this for now.
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>>93408873
hell yeah, these frogs and gonna be fucking sick
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>>93408873
thank you very much, really
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>>93408626
also just to go into this more, because despite being sick of these threads I guess I have a lot to say now that I'm complaining:

>screwed over
it's not even like her not showing up that much is such a terrible fate.

if she breaks up with Marco it means she's sick of his shit and is aware he always prioritizes Star. if he breaks up with her she'll probably be aware he's been going through some shit and, again, with him it always goes back to Star.

is she going to completely break down and be incredibly sad? probably not, because it's not her show and the main conflict is on Mewni now anyway.

could she end up annoyed or unhappy or disappointed with the outcome? yeah, maybe, but doesn't that shit happen re: breakups in real life too?

and it somehow being "unfair" to not be on Mewni... why?

ignoring the fact that the group at the end of the intro isn't necessarily going to be THE SQUAD that entire season, they're not exactly there for Super Fun Summer Vacation Time. remember that Star's not on Earth out of fear of the psycho who's threatened her and her family and friends

granted the situation will probably be dealt with slightly in the premiere so that the season can still have light one-off episodes. but when shit gets real, as it inevitably will, having more people's lives at risk has a lot of potential to end poorly.

everyone's reacting like Jackie's face is getting rubbed in the fact that she's not there on Mewni with the crew, when we don't even know if she'd want to be if she knew the situation. I'm also suspecting Marco may end getting "trapped" on Mewni for a time due to the magic loss temporarily ending dimensional travel, in which case it's not even like he knowingly ditched her
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>>93408873
Go to sleep. It's good for you and we care.
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did people ever really care about one-note side characters such as "cheerleader who is often hurt"
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>>93408973
and yeah, trying to get into Jackie's in-universe reaction here for the sake of argument.

I still don't really view the intro as indicative of anything
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>>93409036
I care about Baby, greatly.
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>>93409036
Yes. Look up old Star threads from after S1 but before S2.

Or don't, because it was actually worse than it sounds.
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>>93409082
good shit anon
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>>93409082
Baby's not really one-note though and is more important than any backgrounders. Could even get a reappearance someday.

At this moment she's maybe the best one-time character (if only because this show has very few actual one-timers)
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what if star thought that Disney movies and Disney in general was really lame
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>>93409190
there goes the rest of the seasons
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>>93409190
What if Star was a summon in Kingdom Hearts 3?
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>>93409341
So long as that shitty chicken little summon is gone.
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>>93409130
How bad could it possibly be?
Also Chelsea is literally my waifu, I hope that doesn't make me too autistic
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what if Star had a fidget spinner
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>>93409441
>How bad could it possibly be?
comapred to how it is now, which isnt necessarily bad, S1 threads were godawful
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>>93407134
I think the funniest moment involving Jackie was when Jackie said Star's "Hat" was cool in Fetch and Star replied "oh shut up"
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>>93409461
She would probably get bored of it in like a day
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>>93409467
Like what level of hiatus are we talking? Did post season 1 threads ever come close to making something as weird as MonTableSkylar?
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>>93409583
table memes died as quick as they came
Season 1 had cinnamon posting as an equivalent and there was a time where /co/ fucking hated the damn show
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>>93409615
>Cinnamon
No, that was post-Bon Bon, though I agree it's the nadir of the threads.
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I want to taste Star's mountain dew.
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>>93409674
so you've revealed yourself.
en garde
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>>93409441
If you're not constantly posting about her then I'd say you're not being autistic about it. 90% of those threads felt like small talk between namefags and background character circlejerking.

Made a terrible image of the kind of off-topic namefag stuff that dominated in these threads at the time, as a response to "but season 1 threads were so comfy guys ^^" but it doesn't make much sense out of context and is definitely not meant to be actually read. Context: a supposed Star Vs. general turns into an endless discussion about vidya between namefags, it's treated as normal until a single anon comments on the bullshit.
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>>93409190
She probably would, aside from stuff like Mulan.
"Face the Music" made it pretty clear she's fucking sick of the whole "Perfect Princess" thing.
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>>93409461
what if Star WAS a fidget spinner
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>>93409762
wow sveg was really ass
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>>93409583
Here: >>93409762

Also multiple greentexts and AU verses about background characters. I can't tell you what they were about as I didn't read them, because obviously they weren't good.

Weak injokes.

Namefag hugbox, as in they literally called themselves a "hugbox"

You really have to see it for yourself to realize just how bad it worse. It sounds mild typing it out but it was really the majority of threads, nothing like now where we actually talk about the show most of the time.

Also remember the time between 1 and 2 was nearly a year, not a few months like 2 and 3. Cancer just kept growing with so much time before new content.
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>>93409441
>How bad could it possibly be?
Do you see any tripfags around? No? Good.
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>>93409762
Reminder that proper generals always degenerate into cancerous cesspools and namefaggotry always, ALWAYS leads to circlejerking and meta-drama bullshit.
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>>93409525
Her party animals comment in Britneys party and her mind reading shtick in Starcrushed are up there for me
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>>93409762
Yeah, I like to think I can contain my autism pretty well. Chelsea's just really cute and the only fictional character I could imagine spending my life with. She's also my main motivation to learn to draw, so I can make fanart of her. (pic related is all I've seen so far)

>your pic related
Wow, that is a shitshow. People can complain about abusefags or what if shitposters, but at least those are related to the show, albeit tangentially. I hope we don't reach "tripfags bickering about poorly rated nintendo games" tier again.
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>>93409615
>Season 1 had cinnamon posting
Your memories are messing with you since that was a post-Bon Bon thing.
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>>93409762
Who the fuck are any of these namefags
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Have Starcofags even begun to think of how they're supposed to make Starco happen? Marco has been in love with Jackie since he was a todler, and Jackie is a patient partner. When asked about his partner in crime he thought of Jackie, not Star. When asked out on a date he forgot about Star. How is Starco supposed to happen when both of them love eachother? Are they going to kill off Jackie? If that's your only possible explanation you Starcofags really are delusional.
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what if star had a gun
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>>93409988
Please. I am as big a Jackiefag as they come.

Stop embarrassing us.
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>>93409988
Dude dont underestimate plot devices. If the creator says that starco is endgame then it will be endgame.
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>>93409988
This pasta is stale
But just your friendly reminder that Marco was thinking of Star during his first kiss with Jackie.
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>>93409988
Why do you keep posting this?
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>>93409916
>People can complain about abusefags or what if shitposters, but at least those are related to the show, albeit tangentially.

Pretty much agree (don't think "what if" stuff is really related to the show at all other than having Star, but unlike other forced memes it's sort of funny at times and doesn't overstay its welcome). Monstar/Sky shit is S1-thread-tier to me.

But while cuckposting etc. could be excessive, yeah, it's literally in response to the show and one of its main characters. Sometimes these threads get terrible but something like this one right now is a huge improvement outside of the obligatory Jackie OP
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>>93400563
she said outright that jackie is just a normal person, debunking the entire fan theory and making sure we understood that it will never happen

live, in front of many
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>>93409988
dumb gravity falls fag
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>>93410042
What the fuck is up with Jackie's shoulders in most shots?

She looks fine and natural when she has her arms up, but in her normal standing pose the cuver of her neck just goes directly into her arms.
What the hell is that? Does she have some kind of defect? Does she just have the worst posture in the world?
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>>93410094
>>93410053
>>93410044
>>93410035
>>93410006
Not an argument
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>>93410130
Shubby arms.
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>>93409940
They're all fucking dead. After S2 began and legitimate discussion became more and more common they slowly backed off.

Amarillo posts sometimes, usually to name/avatarfag with images of Sabrina. Last time she did I told her to fuck off because I guess I'm an autist too.

(in my defense she hadn't been seen since the S2 finale and only popped back up in the literal fucking table thread to be like WOW THIS IS CRAZY, LOL :D and I guess seeing literal S1 cancer + S2 cancer was some red flag bullshit)
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>>93410042
From that pic, it just seems like Jackie is a freak of nature
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>>93410044
>Marco was thinking of Star during his first kiss with Jackie.
He only thought of Star after he saw the blood moon after kissing his future wife.
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>>93410044
Why Starcofags like to cling to the blood moon ball so much? That thing look taken from fucking Berserk

Starco theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IwRkFyUu60
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>>93410163
Not "after", he sees the Blood Moon in the middle of the kiss, pulls away with a gasp, then goes to his phone to check on Star.

It was already established that Marco subconsciously associates the Blood Moon with both "his future" and Star. A future that Jackie and his other Earth friends aren't a part of.
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>>93410157
Jackie lives on a diet of junk food and jizz, of course she's going to be a fatty
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>>93410235
He gasped after the kiss because he saw the blood moon. To say that Marco thinking of Star while kissing Jackie is why the blood moon appeared is pure speculation
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>>93410242
How many guys a week would you need to suck off to gain 20 pounds in a year?
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>>93410235
Assuming that Marco has even made that association to say it proves that Starco is endgame is a non-sequitur.
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>>93410210
maybe but berserk rapes and destroys your innocence. starco does not.
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>>93409988
I don't care about Starco. But this is a children's cartoon and the protagonist confessed her love to the other protagonist. The audience barely knows Jackie.
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>>93410450
This. Its pretty much endgame the minute it happened.
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Delivery as promised, got it finally colored, i'm still pretty new to colors but i think i did ok.
PLEASE NO BAN BASED MODS.
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>>93410539
Great googly moogly!
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>>93410539
TOO LEWD
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what if star turned into a majestic stone to hide from her problems and was awoken by a rad lad in the year 2888 and they had adventures in the dystopian future society
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>>93410539
i love it
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>>93410450
No, see, it's gonna be a lesson about how Star can't always get what she wants and that some people are just better as friends! That's absolutely where they must be going!
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>>93410539
literally the best way to die.
i REALLY need hekapoo to sit on my face
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>>93410433
That's what you think. There was a time when Guts thought Griffith was his bro
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>>93410653
>"I would hate it if Starco happened, that would be so cliché just because it arrived at this endpoint."
>"They should just be friends, it would show that Star is growing up because being a grown up means you can't get a happy ending, and screwing the protagonist to deliver that message is not at all cliché in a coming-of-age story like this."
What do people mean by this?
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>>93410653

I wouldn't mind. The Starcucking would be glorious. We would get r34 pics for at least a decade.
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>>93410747
i thought some didnt want Starco because it would follow the theme of star not always getting her way
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>>93410747
>screwing the protagonist to deliver that message
Or rather, not doing so, as the case may be.
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what if Star discovered deviantart and developed an inflation fetish
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What kind of Song day did Eclipsa have
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>>93410609
Kek
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>>93410804
What kind of show are people watching where they think Star always gets her way?

And I don't mean in the individual mini conflicts of episodes. I mean for all the stuff that actually matters.
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>>93410747
I don't think it matters if something is cliche as long as it is done well. It's not always about what happened in a story, but how it was told.
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>>93410682
yea but the first Ep. did not show a little girl get killed, come back as an undead, and then cut off her fathers head.
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>>93410804
Star is already a deeply flawed protagonists who often screws things up but she's also already growing as a character. She, and the audience, is already very aware that things often do not go her way, even when she does everything right, like in "The Bounce Lounge."

In my opinion the show is shaping up to be an "earn your happy ending" sort of story.
Star will ultimately become her own "strong, independent warrior Queen" who's been tempered into a more mature and responsible young woman, by the troubles she's gone through and messes she's cleaned up, and by her loving King.
She'll learn from Glossaryck's tricks and her mother's mistakes, even if by the end she still crashes into her wedding on a warnicorn.
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Here are the archived /sveg/ threads if anyone cares.
http://desuarchive.org/co/search/subject/sveg/
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>>93410061
If the thread isn't that bad, what's the problem with the Jackie OP, it wasn't even bait
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>>93410235
Do you think earth people will ultimately be completely cut from his life?
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>>93410450
I don't fucking care about jarco, but show that Marco has hurt Jackie and he needs to make amends because of his promise
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>>93410989
>diner.png

Are they ordering a milkshake?
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>>93411020
It pretty obviously is bait considering all the last Star threads have started with the same generic Jackie OPs (this one was made when the old one was on page fucking 5 instead of 10). Not to mention all the non-general threads about Jackie that can be found pretty much 24/7.

It makes the show look like it's all about shipping when no one can start a thread anymore that doesn't feature the one character that exists entirely for shipping reasons in the OP.
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>>93411072
What promise?
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>>93410327
>How many guys a week would you need to suck off to gain 20 pounds in a year?

That's easy. Let us assume that Jackie is eating
just enough calories to reach her TDEE. Thus, any excess calories will be transformed to fat. One gram of fat is 9kcal, so one pound is 9kcal*454g=4086kcal. To gain 20 pounds, Jackie would therefore have to consume 4086*20=81.720 calories in a year to gain 20 pounds. That's 81.720/52=1571.5 calories per week worth of semen Jackie has to swallow.

Human semen contains approximately 250 calories per litre. The average male ejaculation, by comparison, is only 3,4 millilitres on average. That comes out to ~0.85kcal per ejaculation. The average adult male has a refractory period of around 30 mins, but teenagers have a refractory period of only 15 mins. Given that teens are closer to Jackie's age range, we'll use them as an example. Giving 8 hours of sleep and 30 minutes for other vital functions that would interrupt oral sex a day, that gives us 15.5 hours or 62 ejaculations a day, or 434 ejaculations a week. That gives nearly a litre and a half of semen or 368,9 calories a week.

This means that to achieve a 20-pound weight gain within a year from semen alone, Jackie would need to constantly suck off 4,26 guys a week, which rounds up to 5 guys.

So, in answer to your question, not a lot.
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>>93411085
Not everyone knows Jackie is the shipping character
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>>93411101
"She deserves someone that'll get to know her, which is definitely me"
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>>93411166
Pretty sure they do considering she's all that gets posted nowadays.

Like no fucking wonder people ask if this show even has a plot when every OP is SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING
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>>93411165
But is the amount of semen ejaculated by teens not higher than the average amount?
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>>93411278
No.
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>>93411278
Actually is less because teenagers cant spend 2 days backing up.
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>>93411232
But none of the OPs explicitly mentioned shipping, just about Jackie herself
Whether or not she actually is just for shipping is irrelevant
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>>93410073
Oh yeah? Where's the proof, wise guy?

Also I'm dropping the show if this is true.
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>>93411832
There was a Q&A she did, its like 40 minutes long and a video of it does exist
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what if star got really mad at you so she exploded into a thousand heart shaped wasps and plagued your house and stung you
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>>93411776
That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying the show gains a reputation of being just about shipping when they begin asking for discussions related to shipping.

And even if they're not mentioning it directly, that is the obvious implication.

It is entirely relevant because beginning threads with her causes pointless Jackie arguments to take over the threads. Like now.
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>>93411869
You know, proof generally requires a link 'round these parts. Preferably with a timestamp in case of video.
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>>93409988
>Have Starcofags even begun to think of how they're supposed to make Starco happen?

Shit writing. That's how it's going to happen.

It's clear Starco will happen because this is Disney.

But Nefcy likes relationship drama. Look at her statements from the Meet & Greet in Mexico:

https://seddm.tumblr.com/post/161322192479/darons-qa-at-creativa-fest

Q: How do you feel about the fandom making all… weird relationships and… do you feel pressured by some people going "We want Tomco, we want Moonfee, we want everything"?
>"That’s so funny. I mean, you know- I’m very excited that the fans can be excited for whatever they want, you know? I mean, any "-co" they like, that’s great."
>"We don’t really let that affect the writing in the show. Like I don’t look at that when I’m writing the show."
>"You can never make everybody happy, there will always be people- but I also think people like to be upset, you know?"
>"If you think about what’s the show, what is like- what show would it be if it were just "We’re gonna have Star and Marco get together and they will be like so happy," the end. There’s no show, what is that show?"
>"No one would watch that show. So you have to keep it exciting."

She dug herself into a hole, now she'll have to embarrassingly clamber out.
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>>93411896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bme4NT7FleE&t=795
Takes you to the start of the question, whereas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bme4NT7FleE&t=809
takes you directly to "she's not a mermaid."
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>>93411896
you might as well drop the show then because she definitely said it. i'm not that anon but i'm counting on someone else to post the link/timestamp

I don't know why a 2014 fan theory posted by literal 13-year-olds is the thing making or breaking whether you keep watching, but it's over. she's a normie
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>>93411896
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sFS0Ki0Fo2Q
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>>93411889
So what, in the future she should be the only character banned from having an OP?
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>>93411975
Welp, dropped the show. Thanks for posting that.
>>93411980
You're a lazy fuck. And a stupid one.
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>>93412025
Not at all.

I'm saying that at this time maybe anons should try to cool it the fuck down with the Jackie OPs. It's getting annoying and I'm not the only one commenting on it.
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>>93412070
you're a stupid fuck if SECRIT MERMAYD was the most interesting thing about Star Vs. for you, let alone if you seriously believed it
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>>93412092
It was the only interesting part of the lore. I don't care about clichéd shit like magical monster kingdom wars or whatever, and it's quite poorly written anyways.

Guess I'll just go and rewatch Gravity Falls now.
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>>93412025
Well she's already banned from the OP for season 3, isn't she?
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>>93409583
AU stuff is infinitely preferable. At least that has to try to be somewhat creative compared to people imprinting an entire personality on the basis of a throwaway gag
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>>93410804
That's completely retarded
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>>93412071
Yeah I agree, but you know it's like 1 or 2 guys that just aren't gonna stop
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>>93412141
fucking lol at "magical monster kingdom wars" being clichéd but mermaids and a Disney Channel Original Movie plot twist being just so interesting

OMG BUT SHE WEARS A SEASHELL, SHE MUST BE A MERMAID. literal kindergarten-level theory.

I don't know why you watched far enough to get invested in the most clichéd secret identity plotline imaginable and not think that'd be poorly written, but I'm sorry for your shit taste
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>>93411776
>But none of the OPs explicitly mentioned shipping, just about Jackie herself
From the way the threads have started before, especially with cuckposting, everybody on the board knows what Jackie's role in the show is
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>>93412070
>My mermaid fanfiction theory didn't come true so I'm going to drop the show
Nigga, did you even like the show to begin with?
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>>93412292
Think about what they could have done with that twist, idiot. Just the speciesism aspect alone would've been so interesting to explore already.

Also the number of hints is just RIDICULOUS, it's a total fucking copout for it not to happen.
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>>93412001
what the fuck is this
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>>93412370
No.

I didn't hate the show until now, that's for sure.
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>>93412399
There's no hints you retard she just has a nautical theme
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>>93412141
>It was the only interesting part of the lore.

This anon doesn't know about the Superior Dies Irae theory.
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>>93412399
Even if not a mermaid, the theming has to mean something
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>>93412141
The bullshit "Jackie's a mermaid" theory was never part of the lore at all.
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>>93412399
what could they have done?

so Jackie's magic? big fucking deal, so is half the shit in the show. nothing related to magic is a secret

also I am pretty sure the lore you just bitched about as uninteresting is entirely based on speciesism. sorry it involves monsters instead of fucking Ariel

hints
>seashell
>hair streak
>she seems to like the ocean
I guess this should be a lesson for character designs to not try to add too much personality to designs. anything that's not bland solid colors is now some grand conspiracy
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>>93412399
Wow, you know, I knew people would be butthurt that Jackie wasn't a mermaid but it being the deciding factor of someone liking a story? That's impressive

The mermaid theory was solely based on praying that Jackie would be relevant in a more magical capacity and making more out of her than she was. It came from the fact that her screentime was low, not because the story looked like it would be heading that way. It was essentially a throw, especially when the S3 opening was leaked, to hope that Jackie would have some bigger role in the story, so again, proving that people didn't really care about Jackie so much as they cared more about how hot she was and her 'potential' or whatever the fuck

(Also it didn't make much sense to begin with considering we know Marco's seen her every week or something since they were in Kindergarten)
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>>93412431
Why are you in a thread for a show you don't like, with only one factor keeping you from dropping it, 4 months after the last new episode?
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>>93410747
It means they're anti-Starco just to be contrarian, and don't care if there's any logical consistency to their arguments.
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>>93410163
He pulled away with a gasp and thought of Star, THEN saw the blood moon.

>>93410318
It couldn't have been seeing the blood moon that caused Marco to gasp, because his eyes were closed. He then opened his eyes and saw the moon.
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Shipping ruins all fandoms. This is an objective fact
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>>93412545
"I don't care about Jarco, I just don't want Starco to happen because it's cliche" is probably the dumbest reason for not wanting a pairing to happen I've ever seen.

It's not because of the writing or they think the characters don't fit or the setting doesn't allow it or anything like that. No, it's because of some stupid reason like "well I've seen this". as if the other option isn't just as cliche
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>>93412522
Because I'm busy shitposting in threads about (the very few) shows I *do* like, and this one is only a click away.
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>>93412486
Doesn't caring about potential imply caring about her?
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>>93410804
It's exactly the same reason people hate Mabel. Not for anything about her character, but about how the narrative never makes her truly suffer.
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>>93412595
Still, to be reading it closely enough to even notice the mermaid comment is ridiculous.
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>>93412614
No. It implies caring about what they could possibly be doing with her not who she actively is. More specifically, in this case, it's implying that her role needs to be increased because they're afraid their ship will be dead in the water without it
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>>93412635
Not really, not when it was the one thing I was really looking forward to in the show, because it was so fucking obviously gonna happen if the show had actual competent writing. FUCK.
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>>93412640
Nope, there's also waifuism.
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>>93412621
But Star has truly suffered? A lot? What, you want her to suffer even more?

Nothing's properly gone right for Star ever since she destroyed her wand

>>93412664
Anon, your fan theory not coming true isn't a sign of bad writing
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>>93412646
But many don't care about jarco anymore, they care about Jackie as a person, as I thought was concluded several times in this thread

Its natural to feel inclined to protect people who are wronged
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>>93412640
Wrong, there is also
Waifus
Power Level Debates
Generation Wars
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>>93412621
Star suffers all the time.

If anyone dies as a result of Toffee it's her fault. Lekmet's death is her fault.
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>>93412666
>>93412679
shipping a character with yourself is still shipping friendos
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>>93412621
Have you even watched this show? The narrative constantly has Star suffering.
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>>93412670
>What, you want her to suffer even more?
What in my post implied that "people" included me, anon?
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>>93412664
That's not competent writing.

>some dumbass middle schoolers think she's a mermaid ~in disguise~ because they can't conceive of a slightly complex character design not having a deeper meaning, so let's make her one solely to pander to them
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>>93412670
>>93412680
>>93412708
>what does "truly" mean: the posts
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>>93412723
what does "truly" mean

because I honestly don't know what you're getting at
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>>93412677
>But many don't care about jarco anymore
Ha!

>Its natural to feel inclined to protect people who are wronged
Yeah, wronged is one thing and I hope Marco and Jackie handle this amicably but that's different from what we're talking about
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Considering all of the moon shit that keeps getting pushed in the series and Eclipsa's name in general I have a stupid theory that the Blood Moon is a red herring or some sort of curse. More monster/love magic shit that the series has been hinting at since her first mention
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>>93412790
I don't really think so
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>>93412569
>he pulled away with a gasp
>thought of star
>THEN notices the blood moon
So what the fuck was the gasp for? He just saw the blood moon and had no reaction? The blood moon reminded him of star, that's why when he checked his phone and saw all the missed calls he came running after her. Marco thought she was in danger.
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>>93412919
>I have a stupid theory that the Blood Moon is a red herring or some sort of curse.

Was already thought of in this theory long ago>>93412447
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>>93411049
If Marco marries Star, that mean he'll have to move to Mewni and become a prince consort, therefore leaving his life on Earth. Otherwise Star would have to leave Mewni and life on Earth as Marco's wife. They're from different worlds
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>>93412984
So naturally they can't marry
Why Is it assumed Marco has to leave his life but not star
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>>93412984
Why are we pretending we are dealing with a universe where they can't just jump back and forth between worlds? You probably really want this show to end like Kingdom Hearts don't you?
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>>93413110
everyone's been doing this for tragic shipping purposes since before the show came out, when all we had was an intro of them leaping into different dimensions like it ain't no thing

it's rare to see someone think about how to do tragedy or whatever that actually fits into the show's universe
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Post more Jackie
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>>93413110
Because people normally have a home and their kids would need a stable enviroment for growing up. Where would be home? Mewni or Earth? Assuming Mewni because Starcofags like that scenario, Marco would be too busy for using the scissors even if the Mewni kingdomis a matriarchy so he wouldn't have time for using the scissors. You know, like real life. People lose contact with school buddies, especially if they moved.
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>>93413249
this is my only jackie
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>>93413305
This is the best real life Jackie and I want to marry her
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>>93413292
>their kids
>implying buggirls can mate with humans
top kek
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So who should get the honor of being the next thread's OP image/topic? I vote for Ferguson and Alfonzo.
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>>93413305
I thought 2D was supposed to be better than 3D...

YOU LIED TO ME /CO/
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>>93413486
literally anyone besides Jackie

what about Ludo. Ludo's cool
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>>93413486
Kelly
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>>93413292
>Thinking this fucking realistically about a cartoon
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>>93413574
Ludo deserves his own thread. But there was anon who wanted Buff Frog thread and i'd like to concede.
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>>93400169
>Yet agan a Jackie thread becomes our /notsveg/
This little peace treaty known as Hiatus won't end soon enough.
Anon's request from yesterday was amazing, but I'm affraid I won't be able to finish it. I'm way too pretentious to keep it simple,
lel.
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what if star went jogging around the park at night
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>>93414059
There is a chance to meet Jackie and greet her. Also, good job, Star.
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can the next thread just be a columbine AU instead of anothrr jackie on the op
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Some anon said that it was "confirmed" that Star will go full tsundere mode on season 3.
Any source or the anon just being a faggot?
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>>93414294
>anon just being a faggot?

This is always the answer.
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>>93414294
That was obviously fake
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>>93414294
it's really fun to lie on the internet
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>>93400169
Do you mean the Harambe treatment
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>>93413486

Janna
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>>93414192
fuck off school shooter-kun
go to /gif/ for that kind of stale humor
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>>93414531
Unrelated but I watched the cartoon this is from and it's so fucking cool
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>>93414599
Yeah it was pretty aight. that one and the Other animated one was pretty gud.
Nefcy should cave in and let Mewberty star wield 6 magic swords
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIj7gIDFDe4
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>>93414059
She would find a Mexican in a red hoodie who had his hand in his waistband and was walking around looking at homes, and think it was suspicious on account of the some break-ins in her neighborhood.
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>>93414001
I like the style.
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wonder how they're going to portray the Moon flashback Toffee before he went full BEHEAD ALL BUTTERFLYS

the tapestry sort of went in the total opposite direction of a lot fans' expectations by implying a lot of combat etc. in his past but technically we still don't know what would he would've been like before it got to that point
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>>93414001
What was the request?
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>>93413305
Sauce now
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>>93412919
Blood Moon Ball is every 667 years.

Eclipsa as Star's 9th great-grandmother would've lived somewhere around 200 years ago. (Doesn't really matter whether Mewman life expectancy is the same as humans, they clearly reach sexual maturity at about the same age. And royalty would obviously be under pressure to produce an heir quickly in order to keep the dynasty stable.)

So not very likely they're connected.
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>>93415039
Some jealous-induced magical mind-fucking of sorts
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Who is your most loved and most hated character at this moment
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>>93415926
Janna and Janna
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>>93415498
NIGGA YOU REMEMBERED?! I LOVE YOU!
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>>93415926
Loved: Star
Hated: Jackie

not even a shipper, it's just these threads
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>>93415996
I figured that the threads caused this
If it's possible to forget the threads what would your answer be
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>>93415926
Loved: Star
Hated: Ponyhead
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>>93416261
Same
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>>93416218
Probably the interchangeable background high school girls that occasionally get obsessed over, though that's also because of older threads.

So maybe Alfonzo.
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>>93400441
Knew a girl back in middle school built just like that. She was 12.

It's common but I've only seen it on black or latina girls so maybe it's not.
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>>93416297
>>93416218
Also Star would stay the same.

These threads at their worst can turn me off certain characters but I don't think they've ever made me like them more
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>>93415926
>Loved: Sabrina
>Hated: Ponyhead
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Why is Marco using a condom if Star has Mewnan physiology? Considering where she is located, she is probably a silicon-based life form, which means that carbon-based Marco is unable to cross-breed with her. Wouldn't it make sense for them to do it without a condom so she can experience the pleasure of being cummed inside?
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I'm so glad the hateboner for Jackie has spread, the deed is done.
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>>93417108
I helped shill it too. I've spread it to some places in tumblr.
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I've never watched this but Marco is really cute. Is he worth it?
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>>93417089
>Considering where she is located, she is probably a silicon-based life form
Wut.
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>>93417089
Humanoid life from an Earth-like environment is basically 100% certain to be carbon-based. Silicon-based life would need to evolve in a dramatically different environment and would likely be so alien as to be difficult for us to recognize as alive at all.
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>>93417441
Silicon based life is a pipe dream. Silicon chains are rubbish biological molecules compared to carbon chains.
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>>93417355
Marco is one of the greatest things about this show. He's easily one of the most likable male leads in a cartoon in recent memory for me.
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>>93417671
I just want to fuck him in the ass
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>>93417833
t. Star
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>>93415996
i hope we get a Starkie endgame just for you.
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>>93414294
Just being a faggot.

What IS confirmed is that star will go Full Yandere for about six minutes of show time out of the next season.
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>>93414001
I want Star to Go Evil for a little while next season and when her friends talk her down I want her to 100% keep whatever Evil outfit she puts herself into as her new default because she always looks her best when she's a little bit edgy.

Saint O's outfit was great. That outfit she had on when she was about to cut off a mermaids tall was a little much but in the general area of good shit.
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>>93409762
>Threadception
A thread within a thread
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>>93418297
It's called a Shahrazad.
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>>93406533
Then_resurected_in_a_Lazarus_pitt
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Let's try to have a normal thread this time
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>>93417833
Marco's such a cutie
I wish guys like him were real
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>>93420041
You know it's gonna be another Jackie thread
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