>Johnny Bravo is actually a little kid who imagines himself as a buff adult Elvis impersonator
explains why a little girl is so eager to hang out with him, his mom pampers him so much, why women physically shew him out of the way so much...IDK, I dig it
>>93396642
Why are these women beating up a kid?
>>93396877
It's a lot easier to fight the patriarchy when it's incapable of defending itself.
>>93396877
Feminism told them to.
>>93396877
C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER
>>93396877
He's still innocent, but the world he lives in is just plain awful. It also explains why he's in a kid's karate class.
...Although his teacher seems to actively disdain him.
>>93396642
Worse, Johnny is a grown man but with a developmental disorder.
>>93396642
>Fan Theories
fuck off
>>93396995
is being TOO alpha a disorder?
>>93396642
Theres no secret formula for Krabbie Patties but Krabbs pretends it is so Plankton never focus on improving his own restaurant.
>>93396642
>buff as fuck
>has less than 3 friends
>a little girl is as mature or even more so than him
>lives with his mom
>not a virgin but doesn't get much pussy
Johnny is just a /fit/izen
>>93397022
Yes. It's the reason for his lack of success. There's a delicate balance and being too far on either end will only end in failure.
>>93397059
He doesn't work his legs though