What would you do in this situation /co/?

>>93394401
Yeah bitch, I paused you. I had to go take a piss.

Insert dick in USB entry

We'll talk when we get home.

>>93394401

I would have taken that beaver robot home with me and fucked it

Thrown it in the fucking trash.

Whip down my pants, flip out a lighter and say "Do you know why they call me 'The Dragon of the East?'" Then I light a fart while spinning in a circle while shrieking at the top of my lungs.

A sentient waifu is a dangerous waifu, so I would smash her with a hammer

I'd her if she would want to watch Kung Pow with me

>>93394401
Kill her before she goes full SHODAN

>>93394401
Apologize for pausing her, accept her offer to live together forever in a beautiful 2D world.

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>>93394426
You don't have to mind me next time anon, piss in front of me.

>>93394401
either pause it again or unplug it

>>93394401
>Disconnect all cables from the tower.
>Build a new PC.
destroy all components in old PC with thermite.

>>93395316
ok :3

>>93394401
Would've been a better final boss than LE SORANDOM TAKE THIS DAD TRIANGLE MAN XD :P

>>93394401
plug in fleshlight to pc :))))))))
after im done
tell her to mod my games the way i want

>>93394401
Me: okay this is getting creepy
>gets disc
>break it in half

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>>93395505
I wish Hirsch hadn't cut off his balls during the numale initiation process. Otherwise Bill might have come out a bit more like pic related than what he was. A Chaos God instead of some edgy (pun intended) triangle.

>>93394401
Probably spill spaghetti hard. And if that doesn't end up driving her away, try to carry a nice decent conversation with her, becuase I'm lonely and whenever I talk to myself, half of the responses I get back involve killing my self.

>>93395543
Or maybe it went just as planned

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>>93395754
>finale widely considered disappointing
>Drumpf still won the election despite the parade of leftist guest stars and angry tweets
>Fox cartoon in development hell
>Best job Alex can muster up is a subordinate role on a shitty live action Pokemon spinoff
>Even his beard is making more money than him now
JUST as planned

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>>93395217

>>93394401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_C0IjjEz2E

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>>93394401
Send in my boy Bob to fuck her up, or just fuck her, preferably while I watch. Probably both, depending on her attitude.

>>93394401
Make her watch me slowly masturbate to her cute face and smear semen all over the screen with my dick

>>93394401
Check my phone and ask a metaphysicist if this is the first universe.

>>93395837
>finale widely considered disappointing

Most people outside of 4chan loved it

>>93394401
Apologize, ditch the 3DPD slut I'd been forced to go on a date with, and return home to my loving 2D computer program waifu.

>>93395543
>>93395837
Also Nurgle is best Chaos God

>>93395837
>leftist guest stars
So.. all guest stars that he could possibly get from Hollywood.

>Even his beard is making more money than him now
What beard?

>>93394401
I left to purchase a new ona hole. We're gonna have some fun tonight.

>>93397777
Quads confirm that fun will be had.

>>93395543
>Chaos God
>Symmetrical

Oh shit nigga what are you doing?

>>93396001
>Glitch! Ball gag!

>>93395912
god dammit, /co/. never change.

>>93394401

There literally is no upside to this situation which doesn't end up with me getting killed in someway.

>>93395543
Cipher is not a triangle that is how he loks to a 3D being since his 4D body is impossible to comprehend. What you see is a thin fraction of Cipher's being. Him being 4D explains why he is like a god in a 3D world. The same way you are god in a 2D world.

His name probably isnt even Bill its probably a sound thats impossible to pronounce.

>>93398412

You have two options anon

>Fuck the digiwaifu
>Die

>Do not fuck the digiwaifu
>Live

but at that point, why live?

>>93398433
>second option
>even an option at all

She already made a choice to not give me a choice.
Which sucks.

I don't like being raped.

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I'll admit my answer is heavily based on recent events of my life but maybe giffany wouldn't be that bad

i mean soos is a handy guy who became a useless neet after meeting giffany,but in my case i usually work pretty well regardless of how i feel, and during the times when i have had a girl motivating me i start working at 200%, i feel unstoppable, but in the end nthing matters i can go out with a girl for a while but in the end it turns out i was always just a second option in case another guy didn't say yes,like maybe the closest i have been to getting a gf would have been if i had accepted to be a rebound guy for a girl who rejected me, but during that time i was already going out with another girl who i tought would be different,every time getting back up becomes harder,,it would be nice to just hear someone say yes and see what happends she can go outside the computer i can get one of those i watch or something,it's not like im on the right condition no notice other girls right now so that decreases my risk of death by alot, also it's probably my only chance to meet a pink hared girl, i always liked that non existant hair color

>>93398819

What about blue hair?
I'm sure it's more prevalent than pink.

>>93398509
Speak for yourself.

>>93398846

I am?