It's true.

the best part about being in a relationship is getting bored of someone you thought you'd never get bored of

That doesn't make sense. Horse shit comic.

>>93385515
I've never really cared for that part actually.

I'll take your word for it. It's not like I'll ever know.
/blog

>>93385382
I'd rather not have someone around to see all the weird/sad shit I do online thanks

>>93385382
Doesn't matter because you'll never have a gf ya dingus

Eh, it's fine. After six or seven years, the feelings have cooled off, and the rational thing would be to go separate ways as friends.
But current culture dictates that we must all stay together forever till death instead of seeking new happiness with another person and expanding our circle of friends and sex mates.

They look so dirty.

I imagine the chick hasn't bathed all week so her crotch smells like a Burger King trash can while the guy makes burrito farts.

>>93385621
>But current culture dictates that we must all stay together forever till death instead of seeking new happiness with another person and expanding our circle of friends and sex mates.

This is exactly the opposite of the "current culture"

You're describing traditional relationships, and those only really work when there's some stakes involved (kids, land ownership, the future, etc.)

The key to making any monogamous relationship last is variety in every facet of the relationship

Because she would settle for the overweight loser that plays video games in a world where she has a literal buffet of cock to choose from.

>>93385382
The illustrations aren't true.

Imagine how bad it would smell in each of the top pictures. Now meld those smells together, and you get the bottom one.

>>93385382
it's queso

>>93385691
Exactly.

There are far more single young men than women

>>93385515
fucking delete this

>>93385382
but then I couldn't write misogynistic smut for money

>>93385691
Femanon here, it's easy to get a lay but an actual relationship is hard to come by

>>93385382
This is complete fucking bullshit. You don't get two happy people. You just get two miserable people who can't stand each other. People who can't exist without being in a relationship are insufferable.

>>93385691
>buffet of cock
For actual relationships, women look for more than just sex

>>93385998

True, but when you're with someone who is lame/unattractive, you won't be with them for long if you're smart

>>93385973
You realize just about every guy right here on /co/ would go out with you, right?
Now, some of us may be insufferable, but not all.

>>93385382
Looks like and an ad for something that doesn't need an ad.

>Being rich solves most of your problems!
>Life is easier as an attractive person!
>Not being sick,the way to feel better!

>>93385691
What if she does get cocks all the time and still stays with him?
After all, he can pay for vaginas and still stay with her as well.
Sure, she might be able to get cocks for free (until she's old and ugly), while he has to pay for vaginas until he's dead, but even when he's old and ugly, he'll still get vaginas as long as he pays for it (and made sure he stayed somewhat healthy), while practically no one will want to give her cocks even when she pays. Unless she pays like a lot. Like, really really really a lot.

But the best case scenario would be that robot sluts and robot dickjacks are around, so that both can have sex whenever they want in whatever way they want no matter how old and ugly they've become, and then still stay together because they enjoy each other's company as friend to reminiscence about old times and to complain about the newest generation of youngsters with their newfangled digital consciousness upload technology and sinful relationship with artificial intelligences and stupid ideas like giving them full rights instead of keeping them as sex slaves.

>>93386063
>After all, he can pay for vaginas and still stay with her as well.
Prostitution is illegal and extremely risky in the US, and even if it wasn't it's extremely expensive too.

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>>93386044
Not her but I doubt that
>Now, some of us may be insufferable, but not all.

>>93385973
>>93385998
So your only counterpoint to the guy in the comic who wouldn't even get a second glance from a woman that isnt of pure disgust is "well, us gals have to wade through an ocean of low quality cocks until we can find a keeper so we have it just as bad!" ?

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>>93386063

Pay for vaginas? Are you talking about prostitution? Because if you aren't, I have some fucking bad news about your worldview bub

Anyone else ready for wizardhood? I've still got eight years to go but I honestly don't care anymore.

>>93386090
>>93386105
We can also call it dating with compensation.

>>93385635
>Atrractive women acting like slobs
Why do I fucking have this fetish. 99.9% of dirty/slob stuff is unrecognizable blobs of cancerous fat.

Fucking tasteless niggers it's juxtaposition that makes it hot.

>>93386090
>Prostitution is illegal
Oh wow, you're right! That's why nobody ever engages in it, ever!

>>93386115
4 since wizardhood. It's easier if you don't care.

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>>93386115
Hit it 3 months ago. The only power I got was just finally becoming resigned to my fate.

>>93386115
Six years here, but I don't plan on becoming one.

>>93386130
>attractive

She's plain Jane at best. Just isn't fat.

>>93386130

Most guys except the sexual top 1% of guys like attractive slob girls because it's disarming and, to an extent, charming

>>93386126

You'll get much farther with women if you become an interesting, charming dude than if you flaunt your money around

>>93386103
But I thought we were talking about getting into actual relationships, not just sex. Since that's what OP is about

>>93385621
t. Icelandic whore
I bet you give it up after the first date, you degenerate

>>93386200
Wrong. My fat as fuck retard cousin is a spitting image of le fedora meme and he still gets his dick sucked on the reg because he drives a lambo.

>>93386233
Sex can lead to relationships. You've got an advantage right there.

>>93385382
If you're a do nothing loser and you find a partner who is a do nothing loser and you both continue to be do nothing losers I say go for you. Better to fail at life in pairs than alone.

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>>93385635
My grandfather gave me the following single piece of advice when I was 16 when it came to women.
"Kid, if you are ever thinking of getting married - be sure to take a look at her car first. If it's messy, marry her. It means she's a slob and she'll never nag you. It's the neat freaks that will make your life a living hell."

Old people know shit. On that day I learned that.

>>93385382
It really isn't.

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>>93386167
>but I don't plan on becoming one

I'm looking for a guy that doesn't mind if I'm short, fat and autistic. Pls be in New York

>>93386295
It really sucks that the new Thundercats series was cancelled. Then again, it was kinda average in some parts.

>>93386266
I don't know anybody that has had a successful fulfilling relationship that started off as a one night stand.

What would your ideal relationship be /co/?

>>93385854

The gender ratio is almost exactly 50/50. So unless you are suggesting widespread polygamy or lesbianism this cannot be true.

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>>93386264

Not wrong

Guarantee you it isn't just the lambo

I have nothing and I'm certain I get more action than your cuz

>>93386322
This but Cincinnati

Is being in a relationship worth it?
25 year old jaded asshole here.

>>93386349
Is that you, fat retard cousin?

>>93386324
Yeah, those parts being every bit beyond the pilot.

>tfw dating a girl who just graduated HS but isn't going to college
>she wants me to knock her up the minute she turns 18
>tfw 32

Just got lucky I guess.

>>93386345
Being Peter Parker and having Mary Jane, Gwen Stacy and Felicia Hardy sucking on spidercock.
And when feeling adventurous, perhaps having homoerotic skinship with that Iceman dude, whom I read has been outed as full homo?

>>93386346
The gender ratio among youth specifically is nowhere near 50/50. Also, both of those are indeed widespread, far more than you may think.

>>93386365
Jaded means "you've had something a long time and it no longer excites you". You're simply autistic.

>>93385382
nothings more annoying than having your bitch rest her head on your lap while youre trying to do something

its just like when your gf or your cat decide your lap is the perfect place to be and then you feel bad if you need to get up to piss or eat because you dont want to disrupt their comfort

>>93385382
>>93385382
I'm guessing a woman made that because most guys I know like their alone-alone time.

>>93386365
If you're in a good one, it's fucking fantastic. It's like being with a really fucking good friend that you also get to fuck, and when you get married you two get double the income to buy the kind of cool shit that you wouldn't think to buy on your own (as well as support when you get to more serious parts of life, like buying a house or raising a family).

>>93386130
>it's juxtaposition that makes it hot.
fucking this, thank you

>>93386333
You're clueless or lying. Probably both.

>>93385973
>Femanon here
Give me ONE reason why you would be here and not getting that easy lay.

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normie comics are the worst

>>93385382
Rule 34 of this. Similar style. On that couch. Go.

>>93386365
If you're someone who needs a gaggle of friends, no.
However, if you wanna be a loner but have someome like you to bond with, yes.

>>93386346
Polygyny is pretty common, more than polyandry. You do the math.

>>93386370

I don't have a lambo, remember?

>>93385382
here comes the divorce train, choooo, choooooo!

>>93386384
>32 year old dating a 17 year old
I'm surprised her parents are okay with it.

>>93386365
nah, stick to fwb m80 its less mentally taxing

>>93386477
>A bloo bloo bloo, my GF isn't watching my favorite movie :(
What a faggot. My wife rarely watches the stuff I like and I don't give a shit, as long as I'm enjoying it what difference does it make?.

>>93386486
You fat retard, how could you lose your lambo?

>>93386384
did it ever occur to you that she may have daddy issues

>>93386410
I mean that i'm exhausted by my own feeble attempts.
>You're simply autistic.
Well duh.

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>>93386550
But if she ain't watching your favorite cartoon shows with you, then whom are you going to talk and complain about that shitty episode being the worst thing ever?

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>>93386105

>>93386365
Eh I love my girl I really do but I miss the thrill of hunting for new chicks.

>>93386584
Exactly.
So stop misusing "Jaded".

>>93386626
Praise my home state for its mostly legal prostitution

>>93386365
you will get bored eventuallyno matter what

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>girl likes me on Tinder and OKC based on my pics and how I talk
>meet them IRL
>have a fun date
>they smile and laugh the whole time, and not in a fake "GET ME OUT OF HERE" way
>pay for everything myself

>never ever get a second date or any sex

what gives

>>93386666

Definition of jaded

1
: fatigued by overwork : exhausted a jaded horse

2
: made dull, apathetic, or cynical by experience or by having or seeing too much of something

It's used correctly.

>>93386697
>going on dating sites

Well there's your problem.

>>93386697
and some people are wondering why many dudes are going gay

>>93386720
My intern job is all old people and my friends are shut-ins that do nothing

>>93386697
>pay for everything myself
She got a free meal for being a fake bitch. Shocked I tell you.

>>93386718
Neither "overworked" nor has had "too much".

You're looking for "Apathetic" or really just plain "Pathetic".

>>93386346
Just sad boys that can't get the girl they stalk because she's taken.

>It's not the one I want so they don't exist at all.

>>93385382
I dont know, i like being single and never was into relationship in begin with. I never ever had crush either did i miss something?

>>93386817
i knew someone with this mentality once

im waiting for him to be the next autistic neet to shoot up a random juice bar or some shit because women wont sleep with him

>>93385515
Oof.

That hit me in a way none of these cutesy or depression diary comics ever have.

>>93386697
girls use you for free dinner fool

>>93386620
>She has to watch the show before I explain it.

My guy's been doing it wrong this whole time.

>>93386839

Get that boy a prostitute.

>>93386115
In 3 months, baby!

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>>93386626
>Illegal to buy sex but legal to sell sex

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>>93386115
When I was younger girls used to randomly hug me and tell me they loved me. Eventually I found out they would dare each other to hug guys they found especially creepy/ugly. At least now I have shipping fanfiction and girlfriend audios to make it somewhat easier

>>93386905
It's actually becoming the most popular legal framework for prostitution now. Only inertia has really prevented the US from adopting it.

>>93386130
>>Atrractive women acting like slobs
>Why do I fucking have this fetish. 99.9% of dirty/slob stuff is unrecognizable blobs of cancerous fat.

It's humanizing and you wouldn't expect an attractive woman to be so unkempt and mannerless. It's gap moe, in weeb terms.

>>93386345
2D

>>93386769
>>93386870
>having sex or starting a relationship without showing the girl you have money

good luck with that. I don't even have an interest in girls with shit degrees

>>93386930
Holy shit that is cruel.

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>>93385515
It's too early in the thread for you to be getting this fucking real, anon.

>>93386941
But how in the fuck does it make any sense? You can't buy something that's being sold? That's like sending someone to jail for buying cigarettes but then giving tax breaks to the tobacco company. Seriously, what in the fuck?

>>93386905
Because we want to criminalize people that would buy sex. Not the poor abused women that sell it or else they'd never turn witness for us.

>>93386905
ikr? like also the type of "illegal to sell marijuana but legal to own it" in some other countries

>>93385515
I have felt this from time to time with my partner. We have been dating for 10 years now, married for 2. It seems to careen up and down- sometimes, the energy is just not right. Really evaluating the good your partner does for your life and what it would be like if they were gone tomorrow is a good way to warm up to them again.

>>93386384
Run. She will be nothing but trouble. I'm serious.

>>93386905
It's awful but not as awful as a complete ban.

>>93386115
Two and a half years left, but it's just another number.

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>>93386115

Less than a year away my friend.

>>93386365

Save your pennies, travel, find some interesting hobbies, and just try to have fun. Life isn't all about having a partner. A good circle of friends are better to have around.

>>93386998
You can't really grow a prostitute yourself...

Fuck, don't say you can you pervs.

>>93385382
>>93385515
>>93386477
>Tfw you fucked up your only chance to not die a lonely, depressed faggot.
I just wish I could go back, /co/.

>>93386984
Because many if not all feminists consider prostitutes to be essentially victims forced into it.

>>93387117
That's what pets are there for if you really don't wanna die alone.

>>93385515
>have nice stable relationship
>fuck it up because it's not (((exciting)))
you could've had one sure thing to fall back on when life unexpectedly pushes your shit in
only self-defeating idiots do this

>>93387112
the world is a painfully dark place m8 ...

>>93387087
It's much, much worse than a complete ban, idiot.
It basically gives women another way of putting men behind bars if they don't mind lying in court.

>>93386477
Why the fuck is she nibbling on his arm? That's not cute thats what an asshole cat does.

>>93385515
There was someone I really liked that I used to hang out with all the time, but our interests started to stray away over the years and we had less and less to talk about until we eventually stopped talking altogether.

I wish I had forced myself to get interested in what they liked because years later, I still think about them and how hilarious he was to hang out with.

>>93387121
So are most drug dealers. They don't exactly have a lot of career options available.

>>93387164
A teensy weensy bit of pain can be somewhat stimulating.
The fact that he doesn't really react to it shows though that he's made of sterner stuff.

>>93386697
As a dyke anon, I can confirm the same thing happens to me.

>girls on dating sites are attracted to me and want to meet up
>I offer to pay for everything
>she's fine with that
>never hear from her again after that

At best I've only made it to the second date and I'm still a virgin. I'll probably end up a wizard if girls can even become wizards.

>>93387164
Same reason an asshole cat does it probably. To get attention. At least asshole cats can't talk so they kinda have to.

>>93387191
Who said anything about pain? That would just be annoying as fuck in that circumstance. Bitch, he's watching a movie!

>>93386246
Before that actually!

>>93386115
one more year

>>93387197
I assume you'd become a witch. But that might work differently. Probably requires a minimum of three cats.

>>93387213
She was supposed to watch the movie with him, not him watching the movie alone.

>>93387164
she tried to initiate sex but he was too autistic over his movie so she fall asleep

>>93387197
bitches, man

>>93387244
What part of watching a movie involves chewing on someone's arm?

>>93386993
Being oppressed there, snowflake?

>>93387235
I do like cats so that's probably the road I'm going to end up on.

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>>93386115
>>93386365
>>93386477
>>93386697
I come here to shitpost about cartoons, not to be reminded that I'm a lonely autistic wizards apprentice

>>93386476

Women enjoy dick from time to time but they still just wanna have that person that feels like they care for them.

>>93387143
Persecution complex from /r9k/ incoming anons, brace yourselves for a 404.

>>93386359
Oy, post kik. I'll drive 4 hours to eat you out if I like your personality.

>>93387268
Perhaps her species actually absorbs knowledge through skin contact.
Like a Tamaranian space barbarian chick.

>>93387308
It's more of a prosecution complex.

>>93387300
>implying that's not the same thing
Also, personal experience says you're wrong.

>>93387349

>Also, personal experience says you're wrong.

You were either giving her some mediocre dick or have a shitty personality.

>>93387107
Where did you get this animation?

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>>93385973
>Thinking desperate anons can recognize difference between lay and relationship

>>93387387
Don't be so naïve, you're not 12 anymore.

Girls hate sex, they can pretend to enjoy it though

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>>93385382
that's what friends are for faggot

>>93386476
not them but I'd much rather shitpost.
besides I'm in a commited relationship with my husbando. 3DPD

>>93387412
>Girls hate sex
How old are you that you believe this?

>>93385691
Very freudian. Fear of castration? Who made you fear women so much anon?

>>93386494
>implying they know
>implying she cares

>>93387275
No man. It's the truth. I said it like a smart ass but it's to make the prostitutes less afraid to come in about other things; Johns that murder women, Pimp abuse, whatever. They wouldn't report or be witness to crimes because they didn't want to be charged for being hoes. It's Canada's way of trying to stop crime without making prostitution legal.

>>93387444
>The sky is blue
How old are you that you believe this?

>>93387455
The state.

>>93386696
not really if you're a good match but it certainly isn't life or death.

>>93387463
If you seriously think prostitutes never commit crimes against the guys paying them...

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>>93387107
>Friends
Normies get out please, we don't need your kind here.

>>93386346
While his statement lacked necessary qualifies the gender ration by area, occupation, and age is not 50/50 for everyone. Certain areas do lend themselves to be much harder on single people looking for a partner.

>>93386697
she found someone better

>>93387502
Why are you always so mean to all the guys called Norman?

>>93387131
Pets can't call 911 when you fall and break your old man hip.

>>93387107
>implying friends are easier to get
Depending on one's looks they can actually be HARDER to get. Girls only go for looks, friendship is based on personality first and foremost.

>>93385382
What bullshit, its really your gf bitching at you for having a life that isnt catering to her every second then calling you an asshole for calling her out when she cheats on you saying its you never gave her attention and all sorts of nonsense.

Relationships are just stress I only get girlfriends to look normal at this point.

>>93387493
No? Where did you get that? I didn't create the law.

>>93387509
>Certain areas
You mean everywhere. No, seriously, look it up.
Unless we're talking about the 40+ crowd I guess.

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>>93387518
Because constant exclusion by other people has turned me into a bitter, lonely man.

>>93387551
But you're clearly arguing for it.

>>93387553
That's factually untrue. For example when I was in college the nearby more liberal arts college had a ratio of 70/30 Women/Men, surely this is a place that counts in everywhere. Your qualifiers are bad and you should define your statements properly.

>>93387412

>Girls hate sex

Holy shit there are people that actually believe this.

But I like being alone by myself. I enjoy solitude.

I actually had ample opportunity to get into a long-term relationship with someone, but I turned her down after a few sessions of heavy petting.

>>93387573
No you fat retarded cousin of some loser. He just explained it.

>>93386148
>>93386164
>>93386167
>>93386898
>>93386930
>>93387093
>>93387107
>>93387229
>>93387299
i would fuck the shit out of you guys just to piss you off and ruin your wizarding powers.

>>93386964
this

>>93387463
than regulate sex? the worry is not the fucking but the mistreatment yeah?
hoes would be safer, autists gets their lay and human trafficing would go down

>>93387634
Are you a dude?

>>93387634
I'd take you up on that offer and pretend to be pissed if that's your kink.

>>93387634
Doesn't count if I don't concent. You can't take my powers.

>>93387634
>man has to search and find evildoer and fuck him before he turns 30 to prevent him from destroying the world
I'd watch that cartoon.

>>93387653
nigga i'd do the most normie shit with you just to make it that much worse. no kinks involved.

>>93387412
Girls love having sex, just not with they guy they're leaching money off of

>>93387704
Do you have a penis?

>>93387712
no. but i'd do it even if i did.

>>93387712
post your not-penis

>>93386044
>you don't have to explain anything to me, but you have to eat these eggs.

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>>93386930
>girlfriend audios
I thought I wouldn't be pathetic enough to even consider looking into that but here we are

>>93387752
Why are you doing this?

>>93387730
GREECE
R
E
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C
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?

>>93385382
nah fuck this, if I finally I had someone to go outisde with without looking like a sad loner I will definitely do that
fuck nerds

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>>93387702

>>93387164
You've never heard of love bites?

>>93387107
>Life isn't all about having a partner.
Phew
>A good circle of friends are better to have around.
Uh oh

>>93387886
I heard it comes in the dead of night

>>93386266
>>93386447
I wonder who could be behind these ((((((posts)))))).

>>93387634
Buy me dinner first.

>>93385515

Been married 5 years and it sets in like that at times.

>>93386345
I think my joke is "My role model for a stable relationship was: don't"

>>93387948
>>93387886
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWFkhLUcvo0

>>93387730
>no
Fuck off this boipussy is for big white dicks only.

Every time femanon reveal themselves its always to say something callous about men or to undermine/belittle those who aren't lucky enough to just naturally be a magnet attracting women.

>>93386295

"Just do what the fuck you feel like all the time and if she has a problem with it remind her where the door is."

Pretty much the best advise my Papa gave me concerning marriage. "If you think you can find someone else who will put up with your shit like I do you are welcome to leave." is basically how I took it.

>>93385691
And yet you see this all the fucking time.

Maybe you should examine yourself, and you might find the reason you don't have a girlfriend isn't because you're not hot or that you have no life, but because you have a shitty, narcissistic, pessimistic attitude and think you're smarter than everyone else.

>>93386365
Anon, I've been here almost ten years now, I get that whole 4chan "I'm a loser NEET" mentality that people adopt to fit in or revel in self misery, but I'm gonna level with you and be honest.

Every person is different, some will do much better single their entire lives, but MOST people need companionship and partnership. In modern Western society that means a spouse. So yes, it is so worth it. My wife is my best friend and a companion I can always rely on. We sometimes fight, don't always agree, and don't share the same hobbies, but every day I have a person that I can love and care for and loves and cares for me.

If that's what you want, a partner to take on life with an experience ups and downs with, then look for a partner. It's what we need and are built for. And at the very least, the journey of looking, loving, searching, and hurting will make life exciting enough for the mean time.

Good luck, Anon. I believe in you.

>>93387007
>Married
>No kids
Do you know what marriage is for, Anon?

>>93387502
>Getting triggered by friendship

Go back to wizchan and take your shit jug with you.

>>93388060
>you have a shitty, narcissistic, pessimistic attitude and think you're smarter than everyone else.
Funnily enough women with these personalities have no problem getting (terrible) bfs

>>93388044
Dad's the same, never married his second woman

>>93388069
>what marriage is for
whatever you make of it?

>>93388004
I mean, this is 4chan, how often do you see people having positive opinion on the opposite sex whether they're male or female, or really have a positive opinion of a group they aren't part of themselves.

>>93386905
"Illegal to sell" means women in a tough spot can't get the help they need, lest they be arrested.
>>93386626
Also, good old Nevada.

>>93388069
Tax breaks, extra rights, social capital for settling down and 'committing'.

>>93388069
Money-related matters, mostly.

>>93388066
>My wife is my best friend and a companion I can always rely on
wow what a faggot

>>93385382
Can't wait to find someone like this, but dunno. I practice abstinence and my ex gf tried things I wasn't comfortable with and then left me a week later. The ex before her abused my generosity in ways I am ashamed to speak of.

I just feel used and scared of love.

>>93385515
My SO of seven years had some sudden lack of interest in sex and it's been going on for about a year.

Not sure if I should be worried or not. Not really up for suddenly being abstinent at 29 so having no sex in a relationship is kind of a deal breaker for me.

>>93386829
If that is how you're wired, then no.
You can't miss out on something you're not interested in.

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>>93387634
They're mostly sex repelling spells anon, you're not getting past my sigils.

>>93388092
I'm not gonna pretend men and women aren't held to different standards, or that hot dudes with personality defects have no trouble getting women.

But if you weren't gifted with good looks and aren't willing to put in the effort to acquire them, you have to make up for it in some department, money and "confidence" being the easiest, but the most productive being self-assessment and trying to compensate for your defects.

>>93388171
>I practice abstinence and my ex gf tried things I wasn't comfortable with
Go on...

>>93388004
I know what you mean. We just can't have nice conversations where MEN say something callous about men or to undermine/belittle those who aren't lucky enough to just naturally be a magnet attracting women anymore

>>93387730
B O S T O N?
O
S
T
O
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>>93388201
are sigils strong against rope and roofies?
didn't think so.

>>93386905
>undercover cop tries to convince you to buy sex
>troll her by giving her a chart with your prices
>she gets arrested and you walk off clean.

>>93386550
>wife who doesn't share similar interests
divorce incoming

>>93388223
Sure we can, but its more infuriating from bleeding gashes like you because its alway.

>men need to quit whining and try harder
And
>What about women?! Waah!

>>93388304
>Implying I ever leave my sanctum

You'll have to try harder than that, succubus.

>>93388323
As long as the personalities are compatible, hobbies mean nothing.

>>93388205
She would get me near naked as she was and try to get me to break. We would make out, but I never initiated anything further. She was so soft. . .

After our breakup, I worked out and am now at 17% body fat. She tried hitting on me again, but the way she broke up with me was through text. I cut all ties with her, but I can't get the old feeling of softness out

>>93388304
Roofies don't work on wizards period, we have all sorts of warding spells in our stomachs.
Ropes just become snakes within a 1 inch radius of a wizard.

>>93385515
Dang

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>>93387300
>implying most women want to be in relationships with men who care about them as people

Bruh, until they're done taking as many free rides as they can get on the cock carousel, the average millennial woman has little to no interest in being with men who love and respect them. If anything, it's a turn off.

>>93387412
>>93387444
I don't like sex, I only let it happen so the guy eats me out before or afterwards, now that feels good

>>93388344
>implying you'd need to.
>>93388360
then clearly i'll need to look into snake charming. check mate kiddo, you're fucking done.

>>93388350
That is correct. If anything having at least a couple of hobbies you don't share is good, people need some alone time.

>>93388360
>get lassoed
>turns into a lasso make of snakes
That doesn't sound ideal.

>>93388369

Nearly every girl goes through a ho phase. Then they calm down and start working on figuring out their long term.

>>93388391
>implying people as unpure as you can ever charm noble sneks

>>93386345
Appearing when I want to have sex and disappearing when I come. I only care about relationships when I'm horny.

>>93388402
Maybe if you're a pussy.

>>93388369
>mistaking a beta faggot with a good person
(YOU)

>>93388179
oh man..... women never don't have sex...
if you're not the one getting that ass someone else is..
sorry bro, my condolences. Id break it off now and go find some hot young ass to slam your salami dick stick into

>>93386384
>dating someone in high school
I had a high schooler fuck buddy, never again. Prime pussy is nice, but it doesn't compensate that she has fucking tunnel vision regarding life.

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>>93388369
>friend of mine had a girlfriend for a couple of years when he was like 20
>their thing ends, like most things
>she gets married, makes 2 kids
>10 years later she's getting divorced and wasting no time looking for a new sugar daddy, she recontacted my friend and a friend of his trying to some of that sweet banker money

>>93388407
I never said that wasn't the case, but let's not pretend most early to mid twenties women actually want to be with anyone other than Biggus Dickus Maximus and his band of merry men. Any girl who does is usually the exception that proves the rule and not indicative of the larger sample.

I'm pretty lucky to have found one of those girls myself, though.

>>93385382
>pizza
>wine
YAAAAAAAAAAS QUEEN

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>>93386295
Mine told me " son, treat a princess like a whore and a whore like a princess and they'll love you forever "

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>>93385515

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>>93385382
>"I'm so codependent that I need a body to parasite off of when doing singular activities"
This is so fucking sad

>>93388502
The more shameless and outwardly slutty a girl is, the cooler they are to actually just be around in my experience.

It's the ones who try to pretend they aren't slutty who should be avoided. They're typically lying through their teeth to try and appear more attractive.

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>>93387535

you can be into almost ANYTHING and find a group of friends.

yes it does depend if you can hold a conversation but if you can find another person that is enthusiastic about something to enjoy and talk about it with that other person you should be okay.

>>93387502

Wizards can still have friends, just don't fall for the trap the succubus put out.

>>93387634

I'm almost at the peak, you'll never take away my power!


>>93387891

I meant a romantic partner. I'm not going to fall in love with the guys from my D&D group.

>>93385515
imagine being this guy

>>93385515
fuggin delet this

>>93388179
>Not sure if I should be worried or not
You should be. Better start talking it out faggot.

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>>93387182
Spics have this fatalist mindset "oh woe is me i have no job i must turn to crime to feed my family(and buy that new tv)" then they become criminal scum and steal, kill and pillage their way into druglord status, reducing the prospects of respectable jobs from arising thanks to increasing the fear in the population.
Prostitution by far is a less viscous path.

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>>93385691
imagine being so spinless

>>93388537
>>>93387891 (You)
>I meant a romantic partner.
And I meant I have neither a romantic partner nor a good circle of friends.

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>>93385691
>overweight loser that plays video games
>been married ten years to cute a gym rat that loves me for reasons beyond my understanding
She makes more money than me too. It's out there anons, question is will you walk through the fire?

>All this white-knighting going on

Never respect a woman, anons. They sure as hell won't respect you.

>>93388625
not with that attitude.

What happened to the rat, though?

>>93388619
I did, multiple times. Burns like hell and I didn't get any.

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>>93388619
>that feeling where after years of rejection and loneliness you finally find that one girl who likes you as you are for who you are

It's like taking a warm bath in the cosmos.

>>93386626
>prostitution legal in my country
That's not true

The best part about being in a relationship is thinking it will last

if any femanons are lurking,for the love of god send nudes or sext a guy if you been dating for 3 weeks or more. It makes men feel weak or like they are missing out if you don't. Think about your man and how he feels. I am with a girl has extreme issues with nudes/sexting so IDK what to do, I care for her too much.

>>93388647
>i-it's because you're a misogynist that women treat you like shit

Nope.

The chicken came before the egg. The realisation of a women's true nature gives birth to misogynistic sentiment. No man who truly understands the mentality of the average female could possibly fathom respecting them.

>>93385691
Jesus, this post triggered tumblr for some reason.
Why would she settle for this fat guy that plays videogames honestly? She wouldn't that's what.
The one's responding that there is more to a relationship than sex, yes, but that is not an argument as to why she would chose him, because there is no reason any of the other fitter, active men wouldn't be able to provide a relationship.
I really don't know why this statement seems to have caused such offense.

>>93388667
which one is?
It depends sometimes of your local/state laws m8

>>93385515
10 years on, still finding things I love

>>93388652
I was suffering in rejection and mockery for four years (16-20) and that first relationship was garbage to where I was just being used and the other two after that were bad as well. She was the fourth and what even got me her attention was all that experience built from all the rejection and drama before hand. In suffering you can gain strength.

>>93385515
Being entertained isn't the most important thing about a relationship.

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>>93387299
>We tend to be divided on race and politics, but regardless of either, this what we have in common
fuc

>>93388689
t. a 19 year old neet
i bet you sit in your mum's basement wondering why girls from high school will never like you.

>>93388537
>best boy only gets like a second of screen time in the gif
Why?

>the women are the problem

hey why don't you all just become gay and suck each other off??
then you won't be lonely anymore and don't have to put up with le female boogeyman ^_^

>>93388681
The whole nudes sending thing baffles me, let alone why you'd hang your pride on that.... you weren't going to share them with the class, were you? You're not just feeling weak because your Chad friends are pressuring you to show them your girl's pussy, are you?

>>93388705
>I really don't know why this statement seems to have caused such offense.
What are you talking about? Most are saying just what you did
>Why would she settle for this fat guy that plays videogames honestly? She wouldn't that's what.

>>93388753
t. Fujoshi

>>93388735
what else??

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>>93388689
>he chicken came before the egg.
Objectively wrong.

>>93388728
>four years
Try 20.

>>93388770
Am I fantasizing about late 20 fat sweaty neckbeards getting it on with eachother?
maybe

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>>93388657
I've always thought of it as the 'golden ocean feeling' but that's way, way more poetic

>>93388753
I could suck dicks, they just have to be attached to something that looks like a girl.
Besides most gay dudes I meet look too much like me and I'm not into selfcest or chubby bald men.

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>>93388787
so you are saying that you are bare minimum 35 years old and that you have been trying to court a girl a minimum of 6 times a year? And that every time it went bad?
I have a gut feeling you were an orbiter at best that never took real actions for your happiness being crippled in fear of it "going wrong" and wanting girls to work like your mother where just doing what she wants gets you rewards and praise.

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>>93386555
>>93386486
>>93386370

>>93388705
Women live in a world of lies and delusion and the biggest victim of those myriad of lies are, in fact, themselves. Just take a moment to consider what so many women have been taught to believe by the media and their upbringing: that they are the fairer, more caring, more emotionally sensitive, less shallow sex. Any piece of information or opinion that flies in the face of that is a threat not only to the individual woman, but to the collective. They have an image to uphold, after all.

A woman's life is mired in duplicity: saying one thing and doing another. Note that when one makes a statement that implies women are in any way not solely attracted to a guy's personality or that they're not emotionally charitable enough to make love to a hunchback, the only people who ever seem to take offense are women themselves.

They need men of all shapes and sizes to believe that they have a shot: that some woman will love them for who they are, flaws and all. Why? Because it fits snugly into their agenda which is to attract as many men to them as possible to use as they see fit. Most women aren't' even aware of their true intentions because of the lies they tell themselves on a regular basis just to get through life without having to confront the sad truth that they are little more than animals seeking out the best and most viable genetic material so they might breed or comfortably recline in someone else's life.

Never believe what a woman says. Watch their actions and you will see the truth behind their smiling faces and honeyed words. They are every bit as shallow as you will perceive because that is how society has carefully programmed them to be.

It wouldn't even be an issue if they'd just fucking admit it for once instead of pretending they're all sensitive princesses who just so happen to be ignorant of how much they needed to be loved and respected until after they've been dicked down by as many good-looking studs as their looks and ages will allow.

>>93388770
>>93388826
>taking the b8

>>93388739
>You're just a dumb basement dwelling virgin! That's the only way you could ever be disgusted by women.

t. woman

>>93388739
>19 year old NEET
>school
you make zero sense

>>93388757
no there would be my pics only. Nudes or sexting shows she will do what it takes to make your man happy later and she doesn't take herself too seriously. If I put in all this effort to make her feel "special" a relationship is physical and emotional. Most girls primary want emontional,wl then you need to pay the pier and give some physical.

>>93388889
nice argument.

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>TFW 27 and had a few dates but never a relationship and still never held hands, kissed, fugged etc

Apparently I'm supposed to kiss after the 2nd date, but how the fuck was I supposed to know?

>>93388874
it's not our problem that your mother was an alcoholic whore that didn't give a shit about you

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>>93388874
>Women live in a world of lies and delusion and the biggest victim of those myriad of lies are, in fact, themselves
that's humans in general. Our parents raise us and usually in such a bad way that we get poison with a false reality and it fucks with us something fierce.
Say a child gets praise and rewards for getting good grades, cleaning his/her room, doing her chores, etc that will poison them to think in the real world that doing the "right" thing will get them praise and that dutifully being good to people will make them be your friends/lover when the harder reality is there is no set system.

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On the topic of webcomics,
Anyone know about/have the comic this owlturd post is about?

>>93388840
> you have been trying to court a girl a minimum of 6 times a year
That's a whole new goalpost. It varried, some years were literally 0, some years were closer to 15.
>I have a gut feeling you were an orbiter at best that never took real actions for your happiness being crippled in fear of it "going wrong" and wanting girls to work like your mother where just doing what she wants gets you rewards and praise.
Seems like a big load of assumptions there, champ. When you have my "experience" you've tried navigating things more than one way, from hopeless romantic to borderline rapey with a whole lot of in-betweens.

>>93388900
I already gave my argument, lady. You're the one who responded by bawling out insults.

>>93388907
My mother is one of the few women I respect. Hard-working, dedicated, morally upstanding and selfless.

Try harder.

>>93388938
>Jordan Peterson

Wait, he's a thing for people who don't browse /lit/, too?

>>93386626
prostitution is actually legal in Italy, but almost everything around it it's illegal and there is no legal framework to regularise it.

>>93388826
>I'm not into selfcest
How can you expect anyone to love you when you don't love yourself?

>>93388896
>Nudes or sexting shows she will do what it takes to make your man happy later and she doesn't take herself too seriously.
There are lots of other ways to do that without her taking the risk you'll share them out of spite if (when) things go tits up.
Pics are literally for your emotions anon, the physical part is having the sex. I'm guessing that's the underlying issue here.

>>93385382
>It's true
No OP, it's LOL

>>93388932
You're not wrong, man. Though this particular argument is centred on women, it's a sad truth that most people are self-delusional fuckwads who are barely better than animals when push comes to shove but are ten times more eager to show everyone what wonderful and special people they are. The sheer amount of lies the average person tells themselves just to get through their meaningless, petty lives without blowing their brains all over the walls like spaghetti is staggering.

>>93388952
So you're the pampered mommy's boy that always was told he's the best son ever and now blames the fucking women when he can't get laid, same shit

>>93388681
Go away Chad. I lose respect for anyone who takes naked pictures of themselves.

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>>93388819

I have seen the golden shore. We are as flies as the ocean is to a pitcher plant.

>>93388728
I know that feel, I couldn't get the subtleties of communication and I recently got diagnosed with aspergers. Any relationship that gets serious I end up fucking up. I'm not a wizard at least but finding someone that'll even put up with the wierd shit I do seems hard.

>>93385382
>woman dating a man that hefty

This was drawn by a man, wasn't it?

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>it's another "women this", "men that" episode

>>93388988
Well that's why I don't try to go on dates lately, I'm not in a place in my life where I feel like I have something worthwile to offer.
It goes 1. Get your shit together 2. Be (somewhat) happy 3. Get someone worthwile. If you skip one and 2 you'll just get people as miserable as you are.

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>It's a "neighbour couple are being loud at fucking and the girl's screams don't let you shut an eye" episode

>It's an "Anon keeps oogling women in the street like a slobbering caveman, thinks about getting a prostitute to calm down, jacks off and then forgets the whole ordeal" rerun

>It's a "semi-chad friend keeps nagging you why Anon doesn't have a gf and thinks he hasn't known TRUE happyness without it" special

>>93388960
>/lit/
He's been in the news about pronoun usage and Canadian bill c16, so he's gotten a lot of media attention.

>>93389005
Not really. I never had much growing up, despite how hard my mum and I worked. And she was always careful not to sugarcoat the truths of the world to me. Any opinions I hold were formed of my own independent will.

But it's good to see that Psych 101 degree is working out for you, Becky with the good hair. Maybe if you keep projecting you'll be able to start a drive-in, maybe sell some tickets on the side to buy that brain you've heard so much about from the gal pals.

>>93388179
Could be depression on her part, or simply stress.

>>93388932
>image
That's a pretty bad case of aspergers

>>93389045
I can recommend a prostitute. Most heterosexual relationships are fundamentally transactional in nature. At least the prostitute is a professional both in terms of customer service and talent. Plus you don't have to spend any time with them afterwards and they don't have to spend any time with you. Everyone wins.

>>93389045
>>It's an "Anon keeps oogling women in the street like a slobbering caveman, thinks about getting a prostitute to calm down, jacks off and then forgets the whole ordeal" rerun
That's basically to my life what TTGo is to CN.

>>93389005
Not even the anon you are shitposting with, but

>lol, ur mommy never loved u
>lol, mommas boy

Doesn't matter what anon says, you are just looking for something to attack him as a person about. The messenger isn't the message. If you want to have a semi-intelligent conversation, try attacking what he said, and not who he is. By attacking him personally, you are basically admitting you don't have a counter-argument.

>>93385382
Don't get discouraged bros if you are young. From 21-28 women just want to fuck. Don't turn it into more than that unless they want to and you are into them, otherwise just let them drunk text you on the weekends and come over for dick. Once they start to hit 30 they realize they need to settle down.

I realized when you try is when you lose them, let them try if they want, or just sleep with them if that is all they want.

>>93388943
Sounds like you suffer the usual "difference between learning and education" like you could follow rules and shit fine but you can't understand or apply them well
You can now continue hanging on your cross however, if you are truly in your late 30s I won't muse you have hope or care if you believe the truth of things or your self made lies, it's too late for you so why care?

>tfw skinnyfat wagecuck with no personality or friends, stuck repeating the same things everyday for the past 10 years

At least be happy you aren't me

>>93389103
Prositutes aren't all great, and the good ones are pricey.

>>93389081
You have no counterargument beyond insults?

>>93389139
Maybe in American't. Over here they're cheap, talented and very cordial.

>>93389150
Sex work is illegal in the USA

>>93389118
>settling for being a living wallet for some dried up single mother
In what world is that preferable to wizardhood?

>>93389145
She's a woman. They've never had to develop argumentative skills since the vast majority of people have bent over backwards to give them what they want in the hopes of getting a blowjob.

>>93389081
That's most people otherwise most guys wouldn't get pissed that trying to court a girl fails and accept it's part of life.

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Why are we having this thread

>>93389168
So's class-A drug use, but that doesn't stop white girls from snorting coke every time they go on a night out.

>>93389173
Who said anything about banging single moms or buying them things?

>>93386359
How about cleveland?
And how fat are we talking here?

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>>93389195
why not?

>>93389128
Did I give you the impression I was looking for advice, compassion or condescension?
Keep your that shit for when your sister visits.

>>93389224
Because this isn't a discussion about comics or cartoons

>>93387634
No you wouldn't. My standards are too high for anything I could hope to achieve, and I don't believe you are a women, let alone attractive.

>>93389240
That sounds like a personal problem and frankly is the entire problem with milennials. If you are a 4 you should settle for a 4. That's what porn is for. Stop being a 4 and trying to get a 7. You can better yourself and become a 7, but if you don't then you deserve what you are.

>>93389150
I'm actually a Euro. We mostly get slavs who behave like factory workers and ask for too much money for a man with a shitty job... and dudes with good jobs don't exactly need their services as much.

>>93389237
I was arguing there was hope for some. You walk in and farted out "not me" that's either a cry for help or a lash of hate at others. Either way your life is pointless at your stage yet you still talk to those that don't care about you. What does that say about you my anonymous friend?

>>93389270
That's rough, buddy. Over here in the UK we have a pretty good thing going. There's even a reputable website with listed prices, services and verified pictures as well as feedback and reviews so you know exactly what you're getting.

What's a "good" hobby to meet girls?

Just got into fishing and model building out of sheer personal interest. You can imagine how high the pussy ratio is in these fields.

>>93386295
My wife's car is a fucking travesty and mine's not much better, this is really true.

>>93388681
And then he uploads it all on revenge porn sites if the relationship fizzles out. Fuck that, never trust them.

>>93386365
30 year old hombre here. Been in a solid relationship for 6.5 years. We both have full time jobs in engineering and medicine. If both people are working for a living it works. If not, things fall apart.

Seriously..
>if YOU think her aspirations are a joke than she's not for you.
>A lot of my friends have lost themselves in their partners and it kills me to see them vanish because of a silly physical education major with a tight butt.

>>93389270
In America we've hit this weird bubble. There is so much wealth that women have moved on from just wanting a guy to have a good job, they want guys who's parents have money with degrees who actually barely work themselves. America is stuck in this weird trend where no one grows up til their 30s.

>>93388726
Same, but 17 years this August.

>>93388990
here's how to take nudes and not know it's you, DON'T SHOW YOUR FACE. That is a damn excuse, if she loved me enough she would send nudes.

>>93389338
Cartoons and comics. After all, that's the reason why people are posting here on the cartoons and comics-board. Because they think cartoons and comics are so awesome, they'd rather read or talk about cartoons and comics instead of meeting up with people in real life.
If people in real life talked about cartoons and comics, then we'd all be talking with them in real life instead of spending time on a cartoons and comics board discussing how to get laid by trying to get the people we want to get laid interested in cartoons and comics.
Because cartoons and comics are awesome.

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>>93385515
>be me at college
>doing an ICT course
>only girl in class is sat next to me
>honestly gave up on relationship crap since fat fuck + am fine with being alone, plus she was rather hot so assumed out of my league
>as the weeks go by, she begins befriending me and getting flirty
>"kay"
>assumed it was as a joke
>turns out it wasn't and she wanted to hang out and go out together
>why not
>went well for a while
>one day she and I stayed for lunch in the class
>"anon could you watch my PC while I get some food?"
>she had a tab open
>fanfiction.net
>nothing but twilight fanfiction
>Scat, gore, daddy daughter shit everywhere.
>mfw the next day being shown that shit and asking me if I liked her fan fictions.

Worst part is this was only the beginning.