BENDIS

>>93378655
>coff

Would explain why this REALITY is nothing but braindead mongoloids and drama queens falling in eternal repetition.

Repetition?

Yes, repetition! You know, the same things every time!

The same thing every time? Like a Seinfeld episode?

Like a Seinfeld episode!

>>93378655
I dislike Bendis but after this tweet I think someone should sincerely check if he's fucking ok

>>93378686
You ever wonder why we get the same threads just presented in new ways everyday?

/bendis/

>>93378728
Oh god no.

>>93378720
>so against continuity that he misspelled canon
And that's Cannon *boom*

Also, I'm pretty sure DC in 616 is called Investigator Comics.

>>93378655
Say what you will about in-movie quips or Honest Trailers on youtube, I did like how they compared Tony Stark and Stephen Strange.

Be good if Tony could make some sort of joke about Strange being the Iron Magic Man or Cold-Iron Man or something.

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>>93378720

>cannon

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>>93378655

>>93378779
boom

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>>93378781

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>>93378753

He regularly types like a sloppy guy that doesn't give a shit, or at least on social media. No punctuation, typos, no capital letters. I bet his comic scripts look like that too.

>>93378781
>>93378792
How subtle

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>>93378792

>>93378781
>>93378792
>implying nursing isn't a real profession
I bet Riri couldn't handle gun shot victims in ER.

>>93378792
I am legitimately angry that she thinks she can't succeed unless people are looking down on her.

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>>93378686
He even shitting on the same characters

>>93378794
Brevoort confirmed Bendis has the most typos. And apparently, there's unedited scripts in his "how to write comics book." His scripts are shit enough even Hollywood didn't want his hack ass.

>>93378781
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>>93378798
is this legit?
Riri's "origin story"? the reason she started building the iron man armour at college?

>>93378781
> satire

Kek

>>93378848
No

>>93378848

Only Bendis and retards at Marvel would come up with this.
>>93369251
>>93364602

>>93378827
I remember in math class when my teacher was shittalking me, then I aced the subsequent test because I wanted to prove her wrong
>tfw now in university with no motivation

>>93378686
>>93378655
I FUCKING KNEW THE 2016 ELECTION WAS TO THE 2000/2004 ELECTION AS BENDIS' CIVIL WAR II WAS TO MILLAR'S CIVIL WAR!

BENDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSS

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This is what Iron Man is now lads. A quipping Steve Jobs. Damn the MCU. Damn it all to hell! Fucking maniacs. You destoyed them, you destroyed them all!

>Author of reality
Is that what they call being jewish nowadays?

>>93378848

>Riri's "origin story"? the reason she started building the iron man armour at college?

Actually her family was gunned down in the park by gangsters. True story.

>>93378906

Looks like she was right after all. Just quit this charade and apply for janitor already.

>>93378798
Jesus Christ, she's legitimately fucked up

>>93378798

If a Superheros motivation is anything other than "To save innocent people" then they need to die in a fire. Riri seems like a fucking psychopath

>>93378992
j-just one more year haha

>>93378655
How can a professional writer have such bad grammar?

>>93378798
>if you're not oppressed, invent a reason to pretend you are!
First world revolutionaries.

>>93378950
Steve Jobs was pretty evil so it's still in character for Tony.

>>93380258
You get what I mean. He went from a serious, womanizing businessman to a lame joke.

It's irritating, because I know so many comic fans in real life who want this moment to happen in the film.

>>93378979
So she's black punisher?

>>93378792
>>93378798
So much this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVuErjQtnzQ

Do you think it's possible to hate him to death?

>>93378655
Is he metamorphosing into a PeNgU1N oF d00m?

>>93378792
>>93378798
Man, what a little shit.

>>93380329
good stuff

>>93380297
It wouldn't even be in character for MCU Stark to go full "facial hair bros, high five!". He's not fucking 20.

>>93378798
>>93378792
>>93378781
I can almost believe this, because kids are assholes. But it reeks of pretentious cunt. So either Riri is a complete asshole, or Bendis is.

Which is it?

>>93378781
Does anyone think that Bendis was too lazy to actually look up the name of Mae C. Jemison?

>>93378781
>>93378792
>>93378798
This seems like one of those parodies like Illuminated or Muh Pheonix. Is it one of those, or is it real?

>>93378720
Apparently Bendis doesn't know the difference between "canon" and "cannon".

But I'm not surprised. The guy thinks MIT and University of Cambridge are the same thing. He also thinks University of Cambridge is in London.

So basically, he's a fucking idiot. But that's not news.

>>93380421
>Which is it?
Both.

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>>93378781
>>93378792
>>93378798
Christ alive, he actually wrote this drek? This has to be the most ham-fisted motivation for a character I've seen. It's not even genuine, she straight up told Riri that she could be anything she damn well pleased because the struggles of others made that possible, and her boneheaded response is to tell the teacher to tell HER that she ain't gonna be shit...Wewy lord. This industry needs a culling fucking yesterday.

>>93378798
This bad. This is Mockingbird bad. How can someone be so fucking retarded?

>>93378798
>Getting a blowjob from Riri
>She doesn't seem to be into it
>Mumble "Kamala sucked a far meaner dick than you"
>Suddenly she goes in full charge mode
>Won't stop even after getting a load full in her mouth

>>93380413
Character doesn't matter if they can do a "le silly joke"

>>93380611
You have to use a white girl, not Kamala.

>>93380622
Does Marvel even HAVE white girls that aren't adults already?

TEEN JEAN GREY DOESN'T COUNT SHE'S A FUCKING SOULLESS CUNT

>>93380642
Kate Bishop

>>93380626
Congratulations, you're rebooted into a minority who's a genius and lives in New York. You're idol is the real world equivalent of Miles
You're not going to do anything interesting and is soon forgotten

>>93380652
Eeeeh...Fine, nothing better though?

>>93380686
Cassie Lang?
Molly Hayes?

>>93380746
Because they both have such prominent roles in comics right now, right?

>>93380746
I miss Molly. I miss Katie Powers too.

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>>93378781
>niggers and forced 'diversity'
>not ruining the space program
This makes me rage

>>93380686
Nadia Pym?

>>93378720
Earth 616 is truly a hellish dimension.

>>93378781
>>93378792
>>93378798
So she's autistic, or just straight up retarded?

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>>93378781
>>93378792
>>93378798
Austism, holy shit.

>>93380686
Gwenpool.

>>93380614
Except my point is exactly that he's never made a joke in that tone/style in the MCU.
He's Tony Snark, not Tony Memebro.

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>>93378781
>>93378792
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>>93380998
Some people want to be special
I blame anyone who write oppressed story

And yet his books have the most synergy.

Does anyone have that egregious example of Bendis-speak from Guardians?

>>93380413
It's even less in character for comics Stark, who used to be a serious businessman.

>>93380430
It's real. Issue was storytimed twice yesterday.

>>93378790
>>93378798
What if she had said something like "You'll never be a clerk" or "You will not be a garbage colector"

>>93381685
Businessman? Get outta here with that nonsense! Super-Hero Stark a Capitalist? And a womanizer? NO! Tone (we call him Tone) is a devoted husbandro to his secretary Pepper Potts and just makes cool tech while drinkin' some brewskis. Next you'll tell me he's not a lolrandom jokester!

>>93378787

That shit makes no sense at all

WTF I hate Marvel Comics now

>>93378821
Anon Marvel changed Jane Foster from a nurse to a doctor to an EMT (which takes minimal training/schooling) to a astrophysicist. They don't really know what nursing is or why it's important.

>>93378781
>YOU'RE MEANT TO BE A RAICST!!!

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>>93380813

>>93378781
>>93378792

>The same copy pasted panels over and over
>They want $3.99 for this

That's why everybody sticks to the movies,cartoons and video games and don't even bother checking comics

>>93380998
She's written by Bendis which basically means a white dude attempting to portray "the black experience" as if he has any idea wth that actually is and isn't actually making something that would be considered racist if everyone wasn't so sure that he's merely being stupid.

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>>93382488
He's writing his kids' experience but transposed onto someone from a different background which makes it weird.

>>93378798
>autistic child has to be insulted to design mechanical dildoe
RIVETING CHARACTER

>>93380323
Her original origin story made it seem like she should be black teen Punisher, so Bendis added this on to explain why she became Iron Man instead of Punisher.

Personally, I think she would have made for a far more interesting Punisher if she was Iron Maiden or Iron Punisher. Get an all-black Iron Man suit with the skull over the arc reactor. Shit'd be cash as fuck. Going around murdering gangsters in an Iron Man suit? That'd be great!

>>93383187
Actually, better name: Ironskull. Better than "Ironheart."

>>93382301
The fact that one of them on the right has a hipster beard pisses me off the most. Not sure why

>>93383209
Iron Hammer
Iron Justice

>>93378798

This reads more like like she would end up being Doom, not Iron Man.

>>93380375
we'll find out

>>93383479
War Hammer
War Marchine
:^)

>>93380413
>>93380614
This is exactly why most comics writers should be kept far away from movies or television, and why the creative committee was disbanded. Imagine if Bendis had forced his way into getting Rocket to say "Blam! Murdered you!"

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>>93378781
IS THIS CUNT ACTUALLY ASKING FOR RACISM SO SHE CAN FUCKING PROVE A POINT????

>>93380813
This shit is /pol/-tier trash

>>93378655
worst part of this is how RDJ used the whole facial hair thing as a hashtag in his post.

It means RDJ is a Bendis fan.

>>93378830
I hope Bendis doesn't get Moonknight again

>>93378655
He is the author of reality because it sucks just as much as his books

>>93385765
I honestly doubt RDJ sincerely read an Iron Man story in his life. He just caught wind of the facial hair meme propagated by Tumblr autists and decided to take part.

>>93378655
If it is. I should probably just kill myself.

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>>93378781
>>93378792
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>>93378781
>>93378792
>>93378798
She'd do a fine Iron Man villain.

>>93387019
And then as a side-kick after he admits that he's impressed with all the shit she's done.

>>93378779
>>93380433
>>93378753
Bendis can't spell, he uses the wrong words, and his grammar is atrocious, both Brevoort and Quesada have been vocal about this.

But they keep him around because he's a friend, he churns out his stories early, and for some reason people buy his shit.

>>93378781
>>93378792
>>93378798

I don't get why people are freaking out about this. It's cheesy but it's not fucking mockingbird level of trash writing

>>93378720
DC must be trash in 616