Cavevengers Story Project

>>93369584
>Steve's shield is a stone wheel

>>93369584
>Many-Leg-Bug-Man was regular weak hunter, fit only for gathering, but one day he got bite of many-leg-bug after eating strange funny-fart berries. Now, Many-Leg-Bug-Man am strong hunter in tribe and defends caves of rival hunters!

>>93369584
>Wolverine is an Australopithecus that survived to see the rise of Homo, and is passing himself off as a particularly hairy Neanderthal

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Tuk seems like an obvious addition and should be the "Captain America" of the team. I'd say Captain Caveman but that's obviously taken.

>>93371301
>50,000 BC
>the Cavengers take place in 1,000,000 BC
Oops, I guess that ain't happening.

>>93369584
>It shouldn't be hard.

Hard mode: Caveman versions of the robot Avengers and others who make no sense as Cavemen.

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>>93369584
Anon, stop trying to make Cavengers happen! It’s not going to happen!

>>Two cave boys are sitting down with stone slabs.
>>"BC Makes Best Stories!"
>>"NO! Marbel makes best stories!"

>>93369665
>the first wheel ever invented was cap's shield

>Me am Dark Tree-Cat. Me from tribe of chiefs and things. Me build wall so you no learn rub sticks make fire.

>>93371800
>Ultron is a golem brought to life through the blood sacrifice of Jan Pym by her psychotic husband Hak.

>>93369584
>Shaman named Reed, son of Rikar try to make fire
>Elders forbid it!
>Shaman Reed disobey elders
>get friend Su and Jon, sons of Storm, and Ben, son of Grimm to help
>fire offended the spirits!
>Reed become Stretch-Body-Man
>Su become No-See-Girl
>Jon become On-Fire-Man
>Ben become Rock-Man
>together they Strange People!