Invincible Iron Man #8 Storytime

File: page_5.jpg (720KB, 1988x3056px) Image search: [Google]

720KB, 1988x3056px

this fucking page

>>93369290
>>93369317
>>93369337
I actually don't mind this scene. It is actually a nice subversion of a cliché I hate.

>>93369251
Why are all of Riri's covers so damn misleading? Nothing like this cover actually happens, her supposed in-universe popularity isn't brought up at all.

>>93369251
Why does Bendis get all the good artists

>>93369417
>When you're in charge of SHIELD
This has been bugging the crap out of me, why does Bendis keep acting like Sharon Carter is director of SHIELD when everyone knows it's Steve Rogers? Or at least was during the period this book presumably takes place.
Even worse, he keeps getting her personality wrong, he just writes her the same way he writes Maria Hill.

>>93369251
i want to see an alt right comic fag make a wonderman comic

literally just a wimpy superman going around saying, "so much for the tolerant left"

>>93369251
Someone already story timed it, you didn't have to do this, anon.

>>93363728

>>93369506
Skipped a page here anon

File: page_10.jpg (761KB, 1988x3056px) Image search: [Google]

761KB, 1988x3056px

>>93369451
>>93369594
Shit sorry, skipped a page.

>>93369503
Maybe it is a subversion, but it's executed in typical Bendis lazy fashion with copypasted panels and dialogue that could have gotten to the point in half the amount of pages.

>>93369688
Venom Blast 2.0

File: page_17.jpg (840KB, 1988x3056px) Image search: [Google]

840KB, 1988x3056px

>>93369696
this.
copy pasting panels in a 19 page book, really stretching it the Bendis

>>93369290
Ironically, women tend to choose nursing, occupational therapy, or something with child care as a major when they go to college because.

File: page_18.jpg (791KB, 1988x3056px) Image search: [Google]

791KB, 1988x3056px

>>93369743
there* Bendis

>>93369629
>You know how the world works!
Bendis clearly doesn't.
If something like this actually happened, America would just drone the fuck out of Latveria because it's already a shithole warzone and they have more than enough circumstancial evidence, nobody would complain. And Lucia Von Bardas is a wanted war criminal anyway whose authority hasn't been recognized by anyone. Basically, nobody would be asking some teenager for help.

>>93369769
>SHIELD controls the media
>You'll hear only what they want you to hear. It's a fiction.
Even more proof that Bendis doesn't know how the world works. You only have to look at current news to see that the government has absolutely no control over the media narrative.

File: page_20.jpg (553KB, 1988x3056px) Image search: [Google]

553KB, 1988x3056px

End.

>>93369749
Meant to say that they choose nursing because of the huge demand for health care.

Jason Todd is prop already nobody but racist SJWs likes her.

>>93369593
welp i did it anyway

File: WTF.gif (2MB, 280x202px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 280x202px

>>93369290
>>93369317
>>93369337
>>93369629 >You're one of the good ones.

>>93369930
Jason Todd? You mean Riri, right?

>>93370074
Typo. I meant to say that Marvel needs to Jason Todd Riri

>>93369290
>YOU'RE MEANT TO BE RACIST!

>>93369251
i am underwhelmed....

>>93369290
Bendis you moron.

>>93369930
Actually, nobody really LIKES her. I mean, ask the average normie tangentially into comics and they'll give her accolades, but she's got no real fanbase. Even Miles had something, and his own story arc to get him there; Riri just kind of happened with zero grace and shitty pacing.

>>93369688
>venom blast
Bendis is simply a house of ideas all his own.

File: 1491673926092.jpg (122KB, 1062x1062px) Image search: [Google]

122KB, 1062x1062px

>>93369688
>tfw Bendis is going to carry the black people having electricity powers trope all on his own

>>93369506

Why did she turn into frank for a panel

>>93370039
>when you live in a world full of super heroes and have super heroes on speed dial but this one time not a single one of them shows up

wow how convenient, riri gets her moment to shine

>>93369251
Where's the Riri porn

>>93369391
>when the ass is so phat it shows up through metal armor

>>93369251
AY YO HOL UP

>>93373542
Watch Zoo porn instead

>>93369570
Sharin hadn't been involved with SHIELD for awhile either.

My guess is that Bendis just needs his token SHIELD person and Spencer just kicked Maria out so he's using Sharon.

File: YOU_SHOULD_BE_ABLE_TO_BEAT_HIM_NOW.jpg (362KB, 1000x1500px) Image search: [Google]

362KB, 1000x1500px

>>93369251
>Please kill me, i made it to page 5 before i had to storytime it.

You're made of sterner stuff than I am, OP. I couldn't even make it to page 3. Fucking Bendis. How is it that he writes dialogue the way he does? Does he not actually engage in real conversation with other people? You know what his dialogue reminds me of? It's like listening to snippets of Kung-Pow

>>93369503
It would be a subversion but Riri then just autistically stands there until the teacher is forced to live up to the lazy trope.

>>93369251
isnt this not selling? why is marvel still trying to push this?

>>93369251
Why is this garbage called "Invincible Iron Man" if the main character is called Iron Heart?

>>93369391
I don't get it why didn't they just put Ultimate Nick Fury in the main series if they are just going to turn Fury Jr. into him?

>>93378457
I guess they'd still have to explain why Fury would leave his legacy to someone, and that's easier to do with an illegitimate son than a doppelganger from another universe (who is also more of a sociopathic monster) or an LMD of the same.

So the reason she became the new iron man is because she likes being a black victim

Now I know exactly why shes so shit i can leave in peace

>>93369290
>>93369317
>>93369337
Is this an edit? Post the real pages man, i refuse to believe this is real.

>>93378999
It's real. Check ReadComicsOnline real fast if you're not convinced.

>>93379008
What a time to be alive when actual pages look like edits. Not gonna lie, i thought it was an edit and op was trying to push it as the real one

>>93379024
It's Bendis' Step-Daughter insert in the era of Marvel's Diversity. of course it's crap.

>>93369290
>>93369317
You will oppress me and I will overcome, bitch, or so help me...

>>93369290
>>93369317
>>93369337
What a fucking brat.

Would make a great Tony Stark.

>>93379103
We'll see if she grows up to be a proper drunk whore, first. Only then we she claim his legacy.

>>93379103
Man, I'm sick and tired of folks not knowing Tony's origins. Kid-Tony was a quiet kid who was into super-heroes & toys. Howard abused him daily and eventually shipped him off to boarding school, where he was still bullied and a loner. After graduating he turned into a playboy, and only became more serious after the death of his parents.

Comic Book Tony was nothing like the RDJ shit they're pushing. ReeRee is just an annoying little shit. Tony had an actual character. I know he's not Batman, but it wouldn't hurt reading some of the comics before commenting MCU-Based bull.

So let me get this straight, Riri wanted to have someone (Of course the teacher is old and white because they're all racist) to commit prejudice assumptions on her because of her gender( and maybe her skin color) and when she doesn't she goes into such a massive disbelief that this old bitch doesn't crush her dreams to the point where she's staring this poor woman till she gets a hole in the back of her head then cracks and says she can't be Tony. So if her teacher said she can't be a crack whore, would she then be the best crack whore in MCU?