<Pic Related
You mean "best" as in "best of the worst of the worst of the worst"?
>>93363611
Why is Tien pretending to be straight?
>>93363670
*kekkarots intensify*
never forget
>>93363611
>yet another triggered special snowflake hetero
A best moment?
>>93363627
>>93363779
For people like you that have to take everything to heart is why we can't have fun here
>>93363842
>that pic
reminds me, how about we post actual best /co/ moments?
>>93363721
When did this happened?
>>93363897
>When
are you new? jesus fucking chriiiiiist, it's in the post information
>An insecure hetero manbaby whines about people who aren't straight
>Best moment
Let me guess, you also believe that SJWs exist and are here to take away your cartoons, right?
>>93363958
It made me kek and I wanted to find something similar but oh well
>>93363958
>SJWs don't exist
hmmm....
>>93363611
>3 days old
Link to the thread?
>>93364029
>2013
I don't know, after 2011 a lot of fabricated real life moments have been posted
I'd like to believe this and it seems genuine, but I just can't take these things seriously anymore because everyones out for the "so awkward" joke these days
>>93364092
The thread got deleted by the mods
>>93364059
Internet people aren't real.
Therefore SJWs aren't real.
If SJWs were real, your girlfriend (male) would be real too.
Let's be realistic.
>>93364149
What about people who protesting?
It just make them retards and not SJW?
>>93364092
http://desuarchive.org/co/thread/93307693/#93309175
How come none of y'all posted this?
>>93364131
what is a fucking archive? newfag
>>93364143
This would be funnier if this board was JUST comics
>>93364256
>red text
huh?
>>93364274
Yes a newfag but, learning, bit by bit, thread by thread, shitpost by shitpost.
>>93364322
at least you are proud of it
>>93363611
I didn't laugh until the very end, then my sides left the universe.
Good shit.
The Jameson one.
You know, THAT one.
I dunno, I have a real-life /co/-related spaghetti story from just last night. Fresh spaghetti.
>Be me, working closing shift at grocery store
>See 9/10 hot chick. Amazing ass, wearing those short-shorts where you can just see the bottom of her cheeks
>And she's tall. Really, really. Tall.
>I'm walking in front of her. Turn around.
>"Hey, you know, I just saw that Wonder Woman movie last night?"
>"Oh yeah, was it good?"
>"Yeah, really good. I was just reminded of it because you're really tall. You must be one of the Amazons?"
>Chuckles. "I should check it out!" Probably would have been fine if I stopped there, because she doesn't seem creeped out at this point.
>I don't realize it yet, but then the first meatball drops. And by then, one will be unable to stop the torrent of flowing spaghetti
>"Yeah, I'm a big fan of the comics. I've read some of the really early ones."
>TFW can't stop myself from revealing my power levels and going into comics history minutiae that normies don't care about. Normies are content to see a Spider-Man adventure every three years, they don't need to visit him monthly like their favourite uncle like I do.
>TFW I'm noticing the spaghetti now, but when I talk about comic books, my mouth runs faster than my mind, and my mind can't catch up with it to shut it and keep the spaghetti from pouring out of it.
>"The character was created by this polyamorous psychologist guy."
>"...oh, really...?"
TBC
>>93364256
I can physically feel his pain from here.
>>93364334
What was the context for this?
>>93363611
>>93364515
continued
>"Yeah, dude was really into bondage. It shows up in the subtext of a lot of Wonder Woman's earlier adventures. But they kinda sanitized it in her later stories."
>MFW I'm at work and I'm talking to above-my-league Stacy about bondage
>TFW I'm excited, so I'm talking more loudly than I should
>"oh... interesting..."
>The spaghetti is all over the floor now. Try to clean it up with my apron, but it won't absorb
>"Oh, I'm rambling too much about geek shit. I'll let you go. Have a good night!"
>"...yeah... I'll check out that Wonder Woman movie..."
>What's that running down my leg?
>The Alfredo sauce.
>And it's underdone. It came out too early.
>Security guard is giving me a weird look. Looks away when I look back at him.
>Curl up in foetal position and wrap myself up in blanket of spaghetti
>>93364023
>father who loses family becomes batman
>child who loses family becomes batman
>mother who loses family becomes the joker
What is wrong with women
>>93364519
I lost my fucking sides the first time I saw this, it would be heresy not to share it with others.
>>93364256
>Not getting that she was testing the waters for a threesome
I know MMF isn't ideal, but come on, this was the best deal he'd ever get
>>93364306
Mods, I think?
>>93363611
I've been looking for screencaps of that one "Women physically can't get their pussies wet, it's a myth." thread for quite some time.
Please help me out or the regret (damn, I should've screencapped this shit when I had the chance) will haunt me forever.
>screencapping posts
>>93363670
He doesn't want to admit he's into midgets
>>93364515
>>93364560
the fuck is all this spaghetti code-talk
or do you idiots actually live in a kiddy slapstick comedy
>>93364628
I've never seen a mod post an anime girl reaction image, usually that's just retarded girls from /a/
>>93363611
>it's a /co/mblr(faggot-breed) gets triggered episode
>>93364560
Its ok anon, we've all been there, you can curl up here next to us
>>93363611
WAP
WAP
>>93364582
>implying women need to lose family to become crazy
That's why Harley is the most realistic and well-liked by females.
>>93364029
>>93364108
It's fake. The "I pretended to have a conversation on the phone and then it rang" trope gives it away every time.
>>93364687
>SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEONK
every fucking time
>>93363721
What DID happen?
>>93364914
Kek.
What did he bitch about again?
I forgot.
It had something to do with Ashi I think.
>>93364368
The carlos mencia post was the best
Dumping what I have
>>93364690
Bad enough being into midgets, he's into GAY midgets.
>>93363611
>best of /co/ thread
>OP image is /pol/ related
>with an /a/ image
Absolutely awful thread
>>93364149
YAAAS QUEEN
SLAY!
>>93364931
I just had a straight minute of kek.
>>93364871
Excellente
>>93364981
Roboto?
>>93364644
I was in that thread. Good times.
>>93364995
You must be fun at parties, faggot.
>>93364529
Some retardation involving Korra, some guy from /tg/ was so fucking platinum mad he had to rant for a solid minute about how absolutely piss poor Korra's world building was compared to Tolkien's. And he was right.
>>93364322
get fucked
>>93364149
>Internet people aren't real.
Do you actually read what you write?
>>93364686
Listen newfag, screencap threads have been around longer than your precious Reddit boogeyman has been relevant. Calm down.
Best, you say?
>>93364945
He was incessantly shitspamming that Ashi/Jack was going to happen for like a week straight before episode 8 happened. It was honestly kinda fun, but he apparently bandodged and got slapped hard for it.
Then Shaggyfag won when e10 happened and the whole thing started all over again.
>>93365184
This is the gayest thing I've ever read.I kinda liked it
the classics
>>93365266
>>93364322
My man
>>93364306
This is from Cripplechan.
>>93365333
It doesn't help that on Paheal's R34 site, there's Lincoln Loud actually fucking Lily (15 months old) and her enjoying it.
FUCK THIS SHIT.
>>93363958
>you also believe that SJWs exist
They do dumbass, just not in the massive amount people claim. They're just a small group that seems loud through the megaphone of the Internet.
Technically /aco/
>>93364931
I see this and I remember the picture that somebody made of it, I wish i'd saved it.
>>93364704
go back
>>93365184
Whoa.It's basically my childhood dream. Not gay, I was exposed to tons of crossdressing scenes in cartoons that I always wished to do it too
>>93365579
>i want to suck dick
>i'm not gay btw
>>93364704
How new are you?
>>93365207
The second part's not even funny, that's just rough.
>>93365404
I-I-i don't understand what's going on here no matter how hard I look.
What happened here to make this Anon win the (You) lottery?
>>93365777
glad I'm not the only one
>>93365097
To be fair though, the entire reason for the creation of the LotR universe was so that Tolkien could have an excuse to autisically world-build and make up languages.
>>93365388
>then he predicted e9
>and then e10 happened and we're not speaking to him any more
>>93365625
Fuck, that's not what I meant. I meant about dressing as a female and fool people, without the dicksucking part.
>>93365777
>>93365789
The poster saw the (OP) tag and thought that that meant the person posting was OP, when it actually means they're quoting OP, like this:
>>93363611
>>93365777
What I assume happened is that the anon who originally said you can see who OP is from using Chrome was entirely wrong.
>>93363611 is a reply to OP, not an indicator that whoever wrote it IS OP. That's a pretty big fuck up to make, especially when you tried to act smart and talk about it as if it's some big secret.
>>93365820
ooh okay that makes a lot more sense
also that's hilarious
>>93365404
I still don't get this one.
>>93365820
Oh
I thought that first, but discarded as I saw it was the third response suggested that.I'm on the same boat as that Anon,
ain't I?
>>93365155
I thought it was common knowledge that the TMNT's origins were an homage to Daredevil's?
>>93365987
Ah, thanks.
>>93365128
ah fuck i swear i remember her but WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE CARTOON??
>make post
>screencap it
>make "best of /co/" thread and post your own posts.
Bonus faggot points if you samefagged as people replying to your own post pretending it was awesome.
>>93364958
It's even better because someone actually dubbed over the song with the /co/ lyrics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7ThHHOxlck
>>93366150
Duck Dodgers of the 24 and a half century
>>93366197
THANK YOU ANON GONNA FIND SOME R34 NOW BYE!
>>93365777
I had always thought that at first is was >>93365820
and then they just decided to intentionally go for as many replies as possible.
>>93366162
Once this gets enough replies, I know what I'm doing.
>>93364058
>"Saving this city. With no survivors"
I love how the "there were 7 billion survivors" thing is being drowned out
>>93366237
Pretty much. There were even people from other boards coming in just to spam replies to this post. I'm still yet to see a post with more replies than this one.
Where the Korra master Shake one?
>>93364155
I miss times when we used to be just silly and not take things seriously
>>93363611
>>93366325
Here >>93365333
>>93363627
>>93363779
>>93363958
its making fun of the preposition that heterosexuality is somehow unnatural you literal retards
>>93364704
>Ireland
>>93363611
>Inb4 MIDF starts crying "s-self inserted"
>>93365037Italian anon who was a reader of that Yu-Gi-Oh magazine?
That's Iron Giant BTW.
>>93365790
He probably got caught with stacks and stacks of language/grammar porn by his wife.
"Dear, what're all these notebooks? Is THIS why you haven't been spending time with the children? THIS!"
"Uh...uh... I'm...writing a book... a book about... elves... and dragons and magic... so the elves needed a language and I couldn't just give a language to the elves and not the dwarves, ya know"
"Uh-huh, and where is this book?"
"... gimme a week, needs editing"
And that's how Tolkein shit out the Hobbit
>>93366432
but that's a proposition the anon put forward himself
a strawman if you will
also
>the preposition that heterosexuality is somehow unnatural
would be used like this:
"she arrived that heterosexuality is somehow unnatural dinner"
you literal retard
>>93365930
god this one cracks me the fuck up every time.
>>93364721
you'll post the rest
>>93363842
WHY. DOES. HE. HAVE. UDDERS.
I'm kinda sad that /co/ forgot about /co/meleon so quickly.
>>93366947
part 2
>>93366947
>>93366968
needs more monocles
>>93366432
But heterosexuality is unnatural.
>>93366998
Biology says no.
>>93364704
Fuckin' lurk moar.
Are there any LAIKA related threads like these?
Any pre-2010 threads? I've been nostalgic for the old days.
Here's one of my favorites (partially because I'm one of the people in it and partially just because of the ridiculousness)
>>93363611
You know, this whole rant in countered by bisexuality.
That was a weird day
>>93367043
>biology says no
>keeps making the gays anyway
i guess no means yes
>>93367116
no but i've got a 10/10 thread right here
>>93367201
Biology also spits out down syndrome and people with another human half fused inside them. Evolution is a god of whimsical torture.
>>93367201
>Homosexuals exist
>Therefore Heterosexuality isn't normal
But what if Homosexuality isn't normal because Heterosexuality exists
>>93367294
>evolution is a god
I want X-fags to leave
>>93366998
Tumblr shut the fuck up
>>93367349
Er, this is a christian imageboard, ok?
>>93366998
you can't be this retarded
>>93363611
C-calm down, Tien.
Posting a classic
Also, does anyone have the "I saw Tony in /m/, so I'll leave this bottle of whiskey here" screencap?
>>93365207
Dude
Tell me, has anyone posted the Gorilla Sing thread from a few weeks back?
The one with the bodysuit?
>>93364934
That pic is most definitely Clark Oppenheimer from The Tick, not Kent.
>>93363958
>insecure homo baby whines about straight people and then gets made fun of
I think you're misinterpreting a few things /co/mblr
>>93364149
I guess that would mean that /pol/ isn't real either. I guess you have literally nothing to complain about now do you anon
>>93366998
>>93364322
one of the rules here is to lick my balls. so go ahead, lick them nice and good
>>93365912
underrated
I always liked this one.
>>93365227
this one is gold
>>93367762
Nice ant image anon
>>93365101
They're right, everyone is a robot except you
>>93364368
Something about the Seinfeld one got me for
Anyone got caps from that recent Hypercrisis thread?
OP wanted to redpill a friend on the whole thing or some such shit.
>>93367814
>3540x5000
>ant image
Maybe if you weren't such a GIGANTIC FAGGOT you would know that is normal sized. Open it in a new tab for maximun resolution.
>>93364306
>that at one Arthur thread with the blue text.
To this day I wonder how that anon did it.
>>93367957
that was a mod, but the red text didn't appear to be
>>93365340
ah, never heard of it but thanks
>>93365930
Post the other super red son.
You know the one.
>>93364322
Yea it's true you gotta lick >>93367664 balls so get to it
>>93367911
Holy shit anon that is great
>>93367911
growing up is such a forced meme
>>93365207
And that is why the Chads of the world have blessed us with the knowledge to "never stick your dick in crazy"
>>93365035
Keep your trip off this time, Boco.
>>93367664
Go to bed Rick you're not drunk enough.
Could it be this >>93367295 It's kind of old but works well
>>93367868
>>93366162
You don't get it. Repost is the filter. It doesn't matter if some anon saves and posts his own, what matters is whether Anons will save and post it in future threads.
>>93368230
Reminder that Darkseid exists in Marvel's spider-man manga continuum
>>93364721
r/thingsthathappened
>>93368230
Nah, it ain't that.
Lotta caps from older Hypercrisis threads got posted in it. I saved a bunch of 'em but fucked off to sleep before screencapping anything new.
I'll just post some other decent Hypercrisis shit.
>>93364203
>it started in a Loud House thread
Not sure why I expected anything different.
Anyone have the screencap of that anon who accidentally showed his cousin Gravity Falls rule 34 and basically ruined his life?
>>93366819
>but that's a proposition the anon put forward himself
But he didn't, he's quoting a line suggesting heterosexuality isn't natural.
>>93364368
The Eddie Murphy one is fantastic
>>93367426
>>93364155
the luigi follow-up killed me
Anyone remember that time in a /gfg/ thread where someone posted a book, i think yellow, that was really old and some grandpa said he though he read it when he was a kid? i miss grandpa anon and I can't even find it in the archive
>>93368543
Being exclusively heterosexual is pretty deviant considering most living things don't care about what they fuck.
>>93364322
Upside of licking >>93367664 balls is that they're like the Blarney stone now. It was much more dangerous back in the day.
>>93368474
>>93368827
>posts personal issue
>i-i'm starting to regret posting this
what a fucking barbie
>>93363882
The first thread was the only good one
>>93368827
Thanks m8
>>93365404
I remember that day. That was a good day.
>this thread
Jesus Christ /v/ is quality compared to this fucking cesspool
Hiro pls delete
>>93363958
You have to go back.
>>93366947
>>93366966
oh god this and flyclops were the shit
>>93364334
>Redditch spacinv
>>93366150
Her name is Queen Tyr'ahnee.Best girl of all time, fight me.
>>93368827
I hope that shit is made up because I can't believe someone is this fucking retared even for a 12yo
>>93367762
>/co/ killed a guy over a shitty camrip of a show they didn't even like.
Every time.
>>93368827
This ain't thad bad at all. They'll be laughing at it in a couple years.
I mean compare that to the guy that came all over his sister's food.
So no one's gonna post the S hands thing?
>>93365934
Well worth the wait.
>>93366715
Then he went full autism and wrote the Silmarillion.
And also used his children's toys as inspiration for more deepest lore shit.
>>93367762
>that woman with all those whiteknights defending her and going that far
>>93365184
this is some pedophile shit bro
DELET
>>93367762
Why are they all saying /co/ killed him? Did he not simply get arrested? Is everyone in this site a huge faggot?
>>93367174
Dear god this very well could get me to change myself.
>>93367762
>Thomas was simply doing his job, like a good worker, and he died for it.
America was a mistake.
>>93365352
best theory ever
>>93369164
>/co/ killed a guy
>killed
Hold my beer, /co/mblr.
>>93367762
dumb pic maker forgot to censor the rest of his name in that one post
>>93369472
damn, /pol/'s hardcore.
>>93369472
Holy shit this is intense
Seriously /co/? This is what you have for "best" screencaps? Fuck's sake sometimes I feel posters here never visit other boards. You see this type of stuff literally everyday anywhere else. It's why people come here.
>>93369597
Post something better then, faggot.
>>93369664
But I'm complaining about /co/ screencaps never being good, so I obviously don't have any saved.
>>93366363
butthurt old faggot.
>>93369704
>starts as a average hot MILF story
>ends up in zoophilia
only on /co/
>>93369472
So /pol/ is where the pre '08 /b/tards went.
>>93366317
How do you spot a buttblasted DCfag?
>>93369789
>only on /co/
your humor is shit
>>93363611
Why are you so entitled to showing me how heterosexual you are?
Did anyone cap that Spongebob/Dr pig thread?
>>93369201
>I mean compare that to the guy that came all over his sister's food.
what?
I wish I had the vaccaro that went with it
>>93369704
Well that certainly didn't end how I expected it to.
>>93369990
which?
>>93370105
Scaraposter was a godsend.
Wish I was there to see his posts...
Might as well throw this one in too.
>>93364557
>Don't fuck you shit because you think you are living in a romantic comedy
That anon knew life.
>>93370181
The one that went on for a long-ass time that was up a couple of days ago
>>93364694
sadly, this is only half of the ones that were in the thread. I didn't manage to save them...
>>93364855
I'm seconding this.
>>93370411
>The one that went on for a long-ass time
that was nothing, one was over a week
but yea the recent one was good, sadly the final post in that thread wasn't even fucking archived because it was posted when 4chan fucked up for a minute, or the archives did one
spongebob died and dr pig glitched the fuck out and OP said something about otis and wojak returning, but it's lost forever
>no good shit from this year
>>93364557
This warms the Shriveled up, dead, cloth I call a soul.
>>93366966
I thought we hit two minutes to midnight during the Cuban Missile Crisis?
>>93364557
This shit is unbearable and I can't beIieve they did that
>>93369793
/pol/ played global CTF with Shia Laboeuf.
>>93364322
Godspeed, little one. May you be safe.
>>93367043
>Biology says no.
actually, you're wrong. The Y chromosome is unable to recombine during meiosis like the other human chromosomes. This will eventually lead to degradation to the point that some other sexual system will take its place.
Men are literally being evolved away.
>>93364557
Good story hope that guy gets with her eventually. It would be nice to hear of an actual success story instead of all the stories about romance failure. On the other hand it makes me feel like shit when I hear success stories like that as I will never have succeed in romance.
>>93369793
>pre 08 /b/tards
More like post 2013 redditors.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dTJDa0BBJA&list=LL4DUvnjMkm5yRanPeVwb_7Q&index=75
>>93370463
>>93024526
You're work isn't finish, anon
>>93371498
The Dr Pig theme is gonna fucking beat this on Saturday, just wait.
>1,019 views in over a year
try double that before Christmas
YEH was a fad, Pigs are eternaI
>>93366715
I mean he literally told the Hobbit to his kids as a bedtime story.
>>93366678
You know, with a twin sister infinitely more liked than me, this hits close to home.
>>93364995
>awful
fits right in with the current state of the board
awful
>>93365207
She literally raped him.
>>93363958
>someone accuses others of being babies/insecure
>gets really defensive and speaks in a hostile manner proving they're the insecure ones
Everytime
>>93365184
Not gonna lie this is kinda hot but still extremely fucked.
>>93369793
>>93371409
to varying degrees; your both right both.............
i blurred the image, but the fag cut his fucking hand because of SJ's ending
>>93365818
There's a greentext about a 13 year old who crossdressed as a cute anime girl in a convention and fucked one of the guys there because how into the role he got. He later revealed to him that he'd allowed himself to be given a blowjob by a 13 year old and traumatized him.
>>93365207
This sounds like a pitch for an episode of It's Always Sunny.
>>93369664
I don't even care that this is probably fake, that's some dedicated shitposting.
>>93372018
I'm still guessing that was a ruse.
>>93364931
>>93365508
>>93363611
>>93365083
I love that this has background in the actual comics.
>>93365083
I miss zoomeme.
>>93369472
SHADILAY
>>93367664
i can confirm this rule too
>>93370547
I miss threads like these.
>>93363958
add another (you), doc
thats some funny triggered shit
>>93372276
Have we ever heard from rapistanon again?
>>93372276
Fucking hell man.
>>93365820
I finally get it. It was a bit too dumb to consider and also not really that funny desu.
>>93372813
LA MIA LIBERTA
>>93370105
I got u
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gLbH2ZoE0e
>>93364368
This really is the best thing /co/ has produced. Each one is fucking spot-on.
>>93363958
faggot pls go away
>>93364686
eat shit and die
>>93373219
See, THIS is fucking shit
>One person makes a mistake
>200 image replies omitted
>Add me to the screencap
>>93366226
*cousins
>>93373310
>>93370105
Finally, /co/, something worth a 10/10 from you.
>>93369128
For a long time I thought that red line was a very weird alien mouth.
>>93366363
old people should fucking die already
>>93370532
Damn, I missed the end of it.
>>93367389
wait, i thought it was a chinese basket weaving image board?
>>93373680
The post was up for a few minutes so a few people saw it and me. Tom's clothes vaporized, Sponge's flesh vaporized leaving a skeleton, and dr pig had white shit dripping out his nose and mouth, then his triangle body glitched and fucked the screen for 5 seconds or so
we may never see it again
>>93366363
He's right, you know.
>>93367957
>it's a mr frensky
>>93373219
>"I made a mistake? Well at least *I* have a life!"
Nobody posting on 4chan has the right to make that claim. It's beyond laughable.
>>93373717
That sounds pretty crazy
>>93373578
Is this Barneyfag?
>>93369250
Nah, this is over not getting a cartoon.
Uppity normies should know not to interfere with 4chan. You mess with the bull, you get the horns.
>>93367762
>korrafags were subhuman cancer even before becoming korrafags
>>93363611
>tfw right-wingers whine about leftists being big babies but will go on a multi-paragraph bitchfest about some dumb bullshit and then pretend it was epic and "based"
lol, right-wing is shit, the future is red
>>93368600
that was a really great thread
>>93371708
Yeah, we should all just wallow in the awfulness. Not like we can do anything about it, right?
>>93374376
both sides suck
>>93374494
>Just let 4chan go to shit, right?
Fuck no
>>93374470
Any idea what this guy was even reacting to?
>>93369472
/pol/ does not fuck around
>>93369472
>>93369519
>>93374609
#ItsJustAMeme
>>93374673
#JustAMemeBro
>>93374693
#JustAMeme ..... that I will totally repeat if I could
>>93374673
>>93374693
>>93374714
/pol/ is a brewing place for edgy deranged fucks that are itching to go in a murder spree, who would have guessed?
>>93363958
>you also believe that SJWs exist
Never knew they existed.
>>93374809
>N-not all /pol/tards are like this!!
>>93374956
True. Most of them aren't violent, they're just underage redditors who want to feel like they're part of something bigger than themselves and take the internet seriously. Very annoying but ultimately harmless.
But that's a discussion for another time.
>>93364023
>being this plebeian to not know the answer
Black Widow
Scarlet Witch
Pre crisis Catwoman
Blackcat (technically)
and I'm sure others I'm not thinking of.
>>93364582
she lost her kid not the husband, read the damn book, she went nuts due to him going full recuse too.
>>93372276
fucking hell.....
>>93374809
/pol/ like any part of 4chan is all about the (You)s everyone that starts a thread want's them replies, and will say or do whatever ensures them. So if claiming that the whit race is superior gets you 400 replies guess what people will post. Sam on the flip that if pushing you to encourage diversity ensures a bunch of heat charged responses they can and will post that. Never take anything here past what it is: A blob of words with no identity.
Does anyone remember or have caps for the THIS IS S.H.I.E.L.D. threads?
>>93375194
I've long understood /pol/ is mostly made of retarded shitposters looking for attention. Doesn't make them any less cancerous, tho.
>>93374809
/pol/ is a board of peace
#notall/pol/acks
this /pol/ophobia is the reason some /pol/acks go off.
>>93375256
FUCK YEAH I DO
http://the-conservatory.wikia.com/wiki/This_is_S.H.I.E.L.D.
>>93375271
>I've long understood /pol/ is mostly made of retarded shitposters looking for attention
that's almost every board here. /co/ is in that mix as well, the amount of threads made (mostly about the films mind you) are created to get replies and nothing about real discussion.
That is the catch 22 of anonymous, people can just shit out thoughts they don't even believe if it get people talking to them.
>>93364058
>Saving this city. With no survivors!
I really regret using 4chan years before I finally migrated to /co/. I loved old /mu/ and /v/ but I only got a quick taste of old school /co/ before it devolved into the cesspit we have now. Then again it hasn't devolved as much as other boards.
>>93364322
Keep on lurking newfag,you'll be one of us soon enough you stupid bastard.
>>93364368
Why did we stop doing these?
>>93368827
I remember this thread.
Happy Fourth of July
>>93368412
I Don't give a fuck,Enjoy the journey crotchrot.
>>93364686
I've been on this site since 2005. People have always done this.
>>93364368
The Gaffigan one really got me, man.
>>93366968
I don't get it
>>93373205
Don't think so. I kind of wish someone screenshot the other evil secret. If I recall from memory. That anon admitted they killed someone, a town bum, posted some details about it, and I think what set everyone off was anon did it just to see what murdering someone felt like. Said they wanted to see someone die, showed no remorse emotion about it.
>>93364023
...The Bride from Kill Bill?
>>93371279
>actually, you're wrong. The Y chromosome is unable to recombine during meiosis like the other human chromosomes. This will eventually lead to degradation to the point that some other sexual system will take its place.
>Men are literally being evolved away.
Is that even possible? We're a sexually reproducing species.
>>93365035
That's lame. Idea of it was fun, but the people executing it were lame.
>>93364686
newfag detected.
i reckon you want us to take pictures on our phones?
>>93377539
It might be, it might not be. Modern science, and science as a whole, is a rather untrustworthy animal. It'll tell you one week that someone cures cancer and the next week that it should be banned. Either way, that anon lacks a fundamental understanding of evolution--just because something goes away does not necessarily mean something will magically present itself to take its place. Evolution isn't planned no matter how much television presents it as being such. It reacts to environments and behavior changes without a single care, even if its fundamentally detrimental to a species. If a sexually reproducing species were to lose one gender, then they would go extinct.
So in theory its POSSIBLE, but on the grand scale its not particularly PROBABLE. There would have to be an environmental or behavioral reason that the male chromosome would die out for it to happen and personally I find it hard to believe that has yet to happen.
>>93370777
Welp, Jackpot, I think that's how Johnny became a member of the Fantastic Four.
>>93377706
It just seems like if it did happen humanity would by and large be fucked.
>>93365207
Fucking hell, that's not even funny. That's straight up rape.
>>93375559
Well, aren't you glad you didn't use to like /x/ before the /b/ raids. It used to be somewhat comfy, with plenty of creative and/or inquisitive minds either making creepypastas or investigating spooks/haunted places.
Now it's just a shell of its former self, filled full of flat earthers, conspiratards, I'M A SUCCUBUS AMA, and roleplay threads. Some new content like the magicians gathering to share some knowledge was nice, but ultimately they were drowned out by the stupid threads.
>>93377724
It would be, unless by some absolute miracle the male gender evolved into some new gender that was 100% compatible with the female gender. But if they died off entirely? Fuck no. We're not gonna suddenly start shooting DNA filled cum out of our vaginas in order to compensate for this; we're not dysmorphic animals that change gender in single sex environments. Even sperm banks would really only be able to save us for so long since there wouldn't be production of any new DNA.
>>93377784
I once wanted to ask about mental time travel on /x/.
Then I saw /x/.
>>93364855
>>93370499
No idea because it's not on the archive, but I've heard that it wasn't actually anything and the OP was just making a joke
>>93375576
because /tv/ came in 2016 and no fun allowed ever since.
oh my god donald
>>93364686
Screencapping posts is fine.
Sloppy collages of reaction posts are the problem.
>>93364322
Get rid of your name, be anon, and don't avatarfag.
>>93364644
goat
>>93363611
That's really autistic.
>>93365227
>>93365227
>>93365227
Every time
>>93363958
>SJW's don't exist
??????
>>93378409
>>93363611
this is unquestionably the best post in the history of the board
>>93378426
I was wondering when this one would show up
>>93372276
Good lord. I'm not even gonna read all of that.
>>93373578
Seems really overblown, but a lot these screencaps aren't all that funny after the fact, so eh.
>>93366683
>Italian anon who was a reader of that Yu-Gi-Oh magazine?
Nope, it was a robot from Duck Dodgers. I think I have that episode taped and it was pretty sad.
>>93365184
A classic
>>93369664
/g/ would really be proud of him.
>>93364557
I was waiting for a punchline, or twist, or walk the dinosaur.
Nope nothing, just wasted my time reading all that gay shit.
>>93364721
>be me
Stopped reading right there.
>>93365168
Hey I was in that screencap
>>93378449
You mean show up the second time? >>93369664
>>93364721
>>93364557
I was expecting anon to fuck shit up as usual and end up embarrassing himself, thank god i was wrong.
>>93367201
>no means yes
It's rape then.
>inb4 "Are you threatening me, Master Biologist?"
>>93364557
every time I read this it makes me warm and fuzzy inside. I'm a sucker for anons finding love.
>>93375576
Someone would do one based on a female comic and that would be the end of the thread.
>>93364322
i just fucking hope you didnt come from tumblr
if you didnt, welcome
if you did, please leave
>>93367539
God, I remember this.
What the FUCK was he thinking.
>>93366998
Correct, because only death is natural.
>>93363721
This will always be the most /co/ image ever made
>>93364368
Oh man these kinds of threads are the best
>>93368312
I was looking for this one. Thank yo anon.
>>93377724
>>93377789
Guys. ZOG here. It's not going to happen.
The motherless incubations are almost perfected already. Soon enough, there will be no biological females, at all.
>>93372276
The worst I've ever done was kick a hamster ball assuming nothing was in there and killing my cousin's hamster, then burying it out back so they didn't find it, and they assumed it ran away.
>>93378383
He obviously meant her asspucci.
THE BUTLERING
>>93379774
this was the best moment in all of injustice
>>93364029
>pretend my phone's ringing
Anyone else imagine him actually doing lip-farts to simulate vibration alarm?
I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt he didn't actually mutter "bring brrring" under his breath.
>>93364322
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
This one isn't actually /co/ but it feels /co/ in spirit
>>93365227
Poor Dongus.
>>93364023
got me giggling
>>93367141
this got no replies so here's one that tells you that you're an unfunny faggot
>>93367539
>Japan has the worst writing ever
rich considering he's posting this on capeshit central
>>93367539
>Changing Lanes
my sides
>>93368722
Most living things exist solely to pass on their genes, which in most cases requires a male and a female. Only deviant animals who have sex for pleasure will fuck anything that it thinks won't result in reproduction.
>>93373530
It's not?
>>93365184
got any more?
>>93372276
Those people who said that he should tell his brother are very cruel.
>>93380637
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexual_behavior_in_animals
seems like quite a few animals are deviant
>>93363627
Hello tumblr. Go back to plebbit with this shit.
>>93364149
You can't escape.
>>93367592
Muh nigga
>>93364234
I keked
>>93363958
>SJWs?
>In my universities?
>Pushing ill-conceived agendas of exclusion while preaching the opposite?
It's more common than you think.
>>93380963
>not knowing that man is (philosophically you retards)between god and beast and we are on the path to being gods while the beasts are stuck in their carnal ruts
>>93365168
>>93378641
I made the reply
>>93381527
and yet we have more gay sex then most of those animals, you included.
>>93381588
Its almost like we are on the verge of collapse aka greece/rome!
>hint; in history when the gay sex start your society is about to implode in on itself
>>93371279
I read that article too, I also tweeted about it and shared it on facebook. all my friends liked it.
>>93381588
I hope you know hedonism is a bad thing and gay sex is purely hedonistic and serves no purpose to our society intellectually or physically.
>>93378862
>I AM the 4U
>>93381639
Greece was not as gay as people try to meme it to be. Yes, even athens wasn't nearly as gay as people make it sound
The rampant gayness is actually towards the end and served to destroy society as everyone became gradually more hedonistic and gave less of a shit about the world.
Rome went out of its way to destroy degeneracy in its prime as evident through the Gallic wars with ceasar.
>>93381658
>enjoying yourself is a bad thing
enjoy dying of stress in your 40s, anon
>>93374108
No, barneyfag is https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/89235721/#89238082
As in, literally everysingle replies to that post but four.
>>93381717
>its perfectly ok to use my assholes in way it was never meant to be used i totally wont hurt myself because I'm an idiot
I worked at an ER and i cant tell you how many sharipies needed to be removed form a pooper in there.
>>93381717
>he says as faggots die in their 40s all the time from aids and anal infections
>>93377539
>>93371279
Not how evolution works dumbass.
>>93364721
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE REST
I mean it's most probably fake but still, god that's hot
>>93363958
>super jews don't exist
next you'll be telling me that ISIS has nothing to do with Islam whatsoever.
>>93382025
The fuck does jews have anything to do with this?
>>93363958
>manbaby
It's like you want to be dismissed.
>>93375133
So what you're saying is she lost her husband and her kid? So she lost her family?
Retard.
>>93378499
Okay, forgot that episode and just thought of an Italian Yu-Gi-Oh magazine that was released 10 years ago that had between its mascot character this guy called Roboto who is basically a dumb robot who wanted to become the greatest duelist ever but always failed.
>>93381658
I guess we should never have sex for anything other than procreation and we should absolutely never eat anything other than the most basic nutrients we need for survival. Also fuck being on 4chan we should be spending our time doing much more practical things.
>>93366932
It's a cow(male)
>>93382161
It's a bull (female)
>>93382147
you sure seem determined to earn your rights to take it up the bum
>>93364981
>I stay
>you go
>no following
>>93367174
God I remember this. That whole thread was stupid
>>93382486
Damn right I am. I personally I'd never put anything larger than the occasional finger in there, but I will defend everyone's right for prostate play to the death. It is the American way.
>>93365790
But what about the taxes?
>>93364686
>screencapping posts
Yes. That is a thing we do here.
This thread
http://desuarchive.org/co/thread/80602844
>>93382014
>>93366885
>>93378755
it's fake.
excuses such as 'they just so happened to be drunk at the exact same time' is as old as 'I heard this weird noise but didn't mind it' creepypastas pull so much.
the 'I accidentally recorded it over this one meaningful thing that reflected upon us being a once sane family WHOOPS' basically gives it away.
people are imaginative enough to come up with literal shittons of texts depicting characters having sex in scenarios where everything suddenly just 'clicks together' in this board, it just so happens to be that it's all sex-related. come the fuck on.
>>93381741
that's not just a gay thing tho
once straight people found out about the prostate, couples started coming to reciprocal arrangements regarding anal penetration
you might as well be arguing for mass-sterilization programs because you keep having to take legos out of kid's sinuses; i expect a better class of thought from a supposed scientist -
oh, but you're a janitor, aren't you? yeah, you don't "work in the ER", your work detail takes place at the ER where the medical staff are
>>93381787
1 in 4 new HIV diagnoses and rising is between heterosexual partners who aren't sharing needles or using intravenous narcotics in any way
since heterosexuals don't believe HIV is "their" problem (like yourself) they don't take precautions; by the middle of next decade, they'll account for the majority of all new HIV infections unless a serious program of public education is begun
also if you're really going the "it's unnatural, therefore natural selection is killing them" route, the number one killer by a hundred orders of magnitude over HIV/AIDS is heart disease caused by sedentary lifestyles, fad diets and poor eating, and an erroneous belief that medical science can cure heart disease, which makes 1 in 4 dead Americans unnatural, diseased idiots who are kidding themselves
i mean on those grounds i don't disagree, but that's probably you based purely on the fact that you've got a weak grasp of logic and you're arguing on the internet, so enjoy
oh wait you can't
i keep forgetting that you can't
sorry anon
DON'T enjoy ;^)
>>93372018
Cmon don't fucking skimp out on us faggot
>>93382667
you got something lodged up your anal cavity by any chance?
did you have to face many hardships in a real life scenario to come up with an extensive retort at justifying why pooping backwards is a good thing?
do you have something to share with the class? I mean, you're already at the door of the principal's office, you might want to strip it all down
>>93382667
i mean don't get me wrong the person you're arguing with is a lunatic but
>by a hundred orders of magnitude
i sincerely doubt heart disease is responsible for 16,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 deaths per year
>>93382765
It is once you start putting other planets and universes into account
>>93382765
>i mean don't get me wrong the person you're arguing with is a lunatic but
nobody fucking cares about your dirtkicking.
>>93363611
Oldie but goodie
Gonna dump a few more
What a shit thread.
>>93382667
>1 in 4 new HIV diagnoses and rising is between heterosexual partners
yes, and the other 3 in 4 is from gays. So whatever point you're trying to prove about "muh butt sex isn't bad!" is failing spectacularly.
>>93383691
Then stop having butt sex, you faggot
>>93364322
well, you have guts kid
ill give you that