u.s.avengers #7 storytime

well thanks bub

...the Heroes of Paris were the first to fall against Hydra in Paris, weren't they?

...I will miss you, Le Cowboy. I will miss you.

>>93362949
Outlaw looks like hes checking out Brian's ass.

>>93362478
...that is not how you hold a shotgun.

Thanks for the storytime, anon!

Also, nice to see Faiza again. If she's been anywhere else as of late, I haven't been aware.

>>93363067
Being fair. Its not the real Punisher.

This book is pointless and boring.

Thanks for Storytiming, anyway.

>>93362916

Based

Glad to see Ares, Guilotine & Brian. Blah to Faiza.

Toni Ho should've been Stark's protege, not fucking Bendis' Step-Daughter. Ewing should've been writting Iron Man goddammit!

>>93362916
BEST BOY!

>>93362949
Who's the Battle of the Planets reject? Right of Guillotine.

>>93363434
Peregrine, first and for a looong time only french super hero.
Only power is to fly. Sucks so much that he is mostly known for having been defeated by Angel (not Archangel, plain old goose wings Angel) in Contest of Champions.

>>93362896
>He was speaking English
>That means he knows who we are
That doesn't make any sense.

>>93362964
Is that Vogt next to Jim Tensen?

>>93363529
Wait, was Peregrine the guy in that issue of Scarlet Witch?

>>93362806
Straight up drawing a Warthog. For what purpose?

>>93363227
Pffft that would make sense. Can't have that.

>>93363734
Plus, Cute Asians don't count as diversity. Only blacks.

Seriosuly though, Toni is the classic smart character, but she's in her 20s. So she doesn't have that "muh OP geniuz". Riri is like, 15. Fucking Bendis...

>>93363569
It was comparing the French branch of Hydra who spoke in only French to the American branch

>>93363569
She assumed that he was probably part of the American branch of Hydra, meaning he would have been briefed on them. It's a bit of a leap in logic though, yeah.

>>93363604
Yep.

>>93363707
Why yes, yes he was.

>>93362949
Funny how this comes out the same week Spencer brought back Euro Force ALSO fighting against Hydra in France.

>>93363847
Timeline-wise, this takes place during Secret Empire #0/Secret Empire FCBD, whereas Spencer's issue takes place between 3 and 4.

>>93363032
Bump.

>>93362775
Neat.

>>93362791
>meat puppet
that's kinda hot

>>93362638
Really laying the colloquialisms on thick here.

>>93362684

>Gosh Darn you all to Heck!

Maverick is pure

>>93362775
Shadowcat did that a couple of times too

>>93362775
Heh, cool.

>>93362841
>>93362863
Is that a fucking Warthog? Why do they have a Warthog? How many people did they accidentally run over driving there?

>>93363121
Even if he knows literally nothing about guns he wouldn't be holding it like that because that's not a natural way to hold a gun.

>>93362949
BRIAN
NIGEL
FAIZA (WHO'S STILL NOT WEARING HER FUCKING COSTUME)

>>93362975
F
This is one of the few books that really use the whole "m-pox" plot.

>>93362775
Cute!

>>93362916
my favorite Marvel depiction of a god

>>93362571
Teddy Roosevelt is looking pissed.

>>93363847
>Sort-of European Avengers come back just as Euroforce comes back.
ongoing when?

>>93362478
Kind of a nothing book this month.

Great seeing some of the Champions of Europe again.

Faiza vs. Guillotine fucking when?

>>93364464
Outlaw has always been awkard as fuck with guns. It wouldn't suprise me if it's not a real gun either, as he mostly uses air pistols.

>>93362949
Ares and Faiza both back in the same book, is Marvel trying to suck my dick specifically?

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>>93362916

>>93362863
écureuil is a name, not an adjective so it can never be écureuille
Le reeeeeeeeeee

>>93362707
Ewing, you cheeky fuck. Also, if neither Quasar nor Sam died, then what was the point?

>>93366808
Well in this case it is an adjective.

>>93362775

Exposition, like product placement, can be so fun when done right.

>>93362949
Brian must be absolutely pissed to an unimaginable degree with Steve. If I remember rightly he hates Facism as much, if not more, than Steve did.

>>93367258
Ask Spencer

>>93362863
How much is the proportional strength of a squirrel supposed to be, again?

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>>93362916
righteous

>>93362775
>>93364309
Shadowcat and Moonstone

>>93362806
Wait so Hydra has taken over France as well? I thought they only took over America

>>93367363
In the latest Brave New World there's a shot of Brian as Steve is doing his UN address, looking both sulky and mad.

>>93367658
Between then and his appearance here he's also lost an eye.

>>93362968
I don't think anyone even remembers that semi-Justice League knockoff.

>>93367717
Didn't he lose the eye before Secret Wars in Hickman's Avengers run?

Everyone in this book is such a good fucking friend to everyone else and it's fucking crazy that Marvel haven't given Ewing an X-Book.

>>93367872
Yeah, but a lot of that "8 months later" stuff was supposed to be undone, like the Shi'ar getting obliterated, so I'm not sure why Brian is still missing an eye and probably still the last Captain Britain.

>>93367941
Only stuff right before the Final Incursion was undone

>>93362949
>Ewing brought back best team

>>93362916
>>93362932
Marvel Ares is so fucking based.

Are Europeans enjoying this? Do you like when Europe has it's own heroes or are you just so used to American ones that actual Europeans just seem weird?

>>93362775
Squirrel girl a cute and addressing logical consistencies instead of creating inconsistencies?

Who wrote this?
Who drew this?
They need to pull a coup on the named book

>>93362949
Oh sweet Brian and Faiza

>>93368218
>Faiza
>European

This team is as "European" as cheesy stereotypical portrayals from the 50s, with a mudlsim thrown in. Gimme the Original Americans any day of the week.

t.Yuropoor

>>93363604
Looks like Kathy Ling and Indigo in the other cell

>>93362478
Haven't been reading this. How is Ares not-dead after one of the most "conclusively fucking dead" deaths in the history of comics?

>>93368218
>Do you like when Europe has it's own heroes
Yes in fact I wish there was more of them, but I'm not enjoy this issue because all this time I was under the impression that Hydra only ruled America. So why they are now ruling France ?

>>93368544
Contest of Champions

The Grandmaster and the Collector had access to a reality warping macguffin (a whole sphere of Iso-8) and used it for a fighting tournament. It was used to grab Ares directly out of Elysium

>>93368544
Ewing brought him back in Contest of Champions.

>>93368516
Please don't comment on a character if you're only read a /pol/bait trigger image from a non-canon comic. If you live in Britain, you probably know a completely naturalized second or third generation Muslim who works in the NHS. That's literally Faiza.

>>93362949
Is that the non lethal Punisher?

>>93368733
Outlaw, yep. However Night Thrasher is missing from this lineup.

>>93368762
I thought Night Thrasher got sent back to Earth with the Ultimates before the rest of the Contestants

>>93366391
Stop making excuses for an artist not bothering to look up a reference or use his brain for even 2 seconds.

Nice number, a bit slow but I'm interested to see why Roberto is so fucked up

>>93369001
He did.

And then he kinda just disappeared

>>93369855
I wonder if another writer called dibs on him so Ewing couldn't use him. Maybe even Loveness before getting cancelled.

>>93367258
Quasar "died" so won't be able to pierce through the shield until the event is almost over when she magically comes out of her coma. Spencer already established that she's strong enough to do it earlier in his Cap run so if she was all fine and good then that'd be a plot hole.

As for Sam, it's to justify doing a cosmic adventure for the arc after the tie-ins. Solicits called it "The Search for Sam."

>>93367578
They tried taking over France. Evidently they fail. There's still Hydra "resistance" movements that are "totally not endorsed by the American Hydra regime but good for them!" as of today's issue of Captain America so they're still at it. The local superheroes are just able to fend them off.

>>93369855
The CWII anthology book establishes that he moves to Baltimore and sets up shop there. The end of Nova had a one-panel cameo of him drinking with Rich and some of the other New Warriors.

>>93370232
Oh that's neat.

>>93362949
Not that I'm not glad Ewing shares my love of Faiza, but would it kill him to remind Medina that she has a costume?

And I would love to see Dane brought back and Teiri's bullshit ignored.

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>>93371038
Medina drew Faiza in her costume earlier in this series

It was a cameo in a flashback but still

>>93367363
if he did he'd be hating the shit out of his homeland and europe as well

>>93371158
For years I've been desperate for a new Excalibur/MI13/Marvel UK book, but now I think these infrequent cameos are for the best.

God only knows what non-Ewing Marvel writers would do with them these days.

>>93368652

This.

>>93362916
I firmly believe that the only reason he even bothered joining up for this whole affair is that if Steve achieves his goal there will be little to no conflict actually left. And that's boring as shit to a god of war.

>>93371158
Maybe the marvel version of the UK isn't so completely fucked and maybe europe isn't a collection of German vassal states.

>>93362882
This is the best dialogue in anything. Ever.

>>93362916
What? WHAT?!? FUCK YES!

So Marvel has one good writer and they just let him do his thing here?

>>93372253
you've for a really low bar then.

>>93362684
My sides

>>93362660
>squirrel girl
unf

>>93362775
The writers/artist need to stage a coup for squirl girl

A cute and addressing logical consistency instead of being presented as some clumsy kid

thanks for the story time OP