Shit covers that Marvel won't stop making.

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Why.

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>>93360456
>Why.
It's what all the kids are into these days.

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is this.

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why

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a thing.
>>93360469
thanks Captain Obvious

>>93360494
>thanks Captain Obvious
Then why are you asking Captain Bitchington?

>>93360469
I actually like the bat/superman one.

>>93360447
>That hair
>Those DSL
You CAN'T do this to me

>>93360469
so it's not just Marvel? It's an all around cancer.

>>93360469
Someone post that Wonder Woman one with the statue that's pretty cute.

>>93360447

They want you to have the "everyone loves them" idea around their pushed characters. Their writing is not working so they are trying a more direct approach.

>>93360511
Because I'm Captain Bitchington it's what i do. Also it's pronouced 'BitchAton".

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>>93360531
>being upset by a cover
Simply buy one of the many other variants instead.

>>93360470
>multiple phones from multiple perspectives
>all show the same image

Do you have to be that fucking lazy? I swear, the reason these covers feature selfies isn't to appeal to younger audiences, it's just so the artist can slack off and skip drawing 20% of the cover.

>>93360469
Batman 66? makes no sense, wtf?

>>93360611
I didn't even notice that he's using a rotary phone. kek.

>>93360469
>Not posting the amazing Alfred one
For shame

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>>93360594
Frank Cho save us.

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Been a thing for a while.

>>93360655
i dont see aproblem with this one honestly.

>>93360469
most of those covers are from oever a year ago

>>93360531
DC had it as a one of month of variants. Marvel seems do be doing it a lot more often though.

>>93360594
>I ain't even mad.

I'm really not though. I merely thought for a sec it was a Marvel thing.

>>93360655
This is not the thread to develop new fetishes dammit leave me alone.

>>93360676
And?

>>93360456

But it's cute

>>93360456
>Dr.Strange creeping in the background
>"if they hold still long enough I may be able to retcon this nightmare of a universe"

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Champions covers, almost all of them are just them standing there doing nothing

>>93360594
That's justt a naked woman painted red getting pounded by an invisible cock from behind unless it's to emulate leaked scandals

>>93360447
The "hero surrounded by fans and other characters sucking his/her dick for no reason" types of cover bother me more than cellphones desu.

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>>93360469
>>93360531
>>93360676
>Over a year ago.
Those DC covers were from 2014. Marvel, despite constantly trying to be current, is run by old men trying to act cool and are constantly late to trends or misrepresent them. Hence we get shit like Occupy Avengers years after the Occupy Movement has lost any semblance of relevancy.

>>93360469
>batman 66

Oh man that's great

>>93360447
They still trying to force that black iron man bitch on us?

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>>93363270
Yup. I mean, shit, Toni Ho is actually really fucking good, and we're stuck with Ree-Ree? Fuck you. Toni would've been sooooo much fucking better.
>>93362223
Hello there babydoll.

>>93361238
not only the covers
ZING

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Covers that don't have anything to do with the story

>>93360447

The selfie covers don't bother me, but the ones where the hero is signing autographs are stupid as fuck, unless it's a gloryhog like Lex Luthor or the GLA.

>>93363356

Toni Ho?

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>>93360447
Ya remember that eps of South Park where Butters' sidekick kept pointing Simpsons did it first?

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>>93366543
Yinsen's daughter from USAvengers.

>>93366691

Yinsen?

>>93366705
We Baneposting now?

>>93366897

What? How is that Baneposting? I don't know who Yinsen is.

>>93366938
The scientist who helped Tony build the first Iron Man suit and escape the Vietnamese/Arabs.

>>93366938
>is in /co/
>doesn't know Yinsen

Next you'll tell me you don't remember Pete's Uncle's name.

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>>93367022
This guy, right?

>>93360447
That Ginger chick in the background kinda looks like wendy from gravity falls

>>93366957

Oh... why is his daughter white?

>>93367022

My bad, never been much of an Iron Man fan. Don't try to pretend like Yinsen has the name recognition of Uncle Ben though haha.

>>93367830
>white
Well, Asians can have a pale/white complexion. Both her parents are Chinese, so dunno.

>My bad, never been much of an Iron Man fan
Everyone and their mothers has seen IM though.

>>93367898

You think I remember the names of everyone in the movies I watch, man? He was around for the first, what, ten minutes?

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>>93360447
It gives the illusion that their diversity character is popular and people care about them despite the fact that in reality, it is the complete opposite.

>>93360447
Get with the times dude. Not even being sarcastic

>>93360447
>Iron Man
>a woman

Wait what

>>93368106
Her name is Riri Williams and her code name is Ironheart. Yes, sadly I'm serious. The reason why her book is called "Iron Man" is because Bendis created her like he created Miles. If her book was called "Ironheart" no one would buy it and it would get cancelled harder than that Mosaic book.

>>93360524
Same. It's cute

>>93368183
The difference is Miles isn't as blatant of diversity bullshit.

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>>93368245
>The difference is Miles isn't as blatant of diversity bullshit.

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>>93368245
>The difference is Miles isn't as blatant of diversity bullshit.

>>93360470

What in the fuck is wrong with that little girl? Does she have the Benjamin Button syndrome or something? She looks like a dried up ball sack.

>>93368379
Refugee aged by the horrors of war

>>93368183
I still think Iron Maiden would have been a cooler name

>>93368379

Her eyes are soulless and black...

>>93363356
Isn't Daredevil supposed to be in that reflection?

>>93368525
Daredevil is blind. Why would you be able to see him?

>>93368525
Da /co/mrade. I erased him to use it as a reaction pic.

>>93368183
It's also the name of a softcore Japanese porno, IIRC.

>>93361238
Is the perspective fucked up on this cover or something? It doesn't look like their feet aren't touching the floor.

>>93368183
I thought the actual reason is because "Ironheart" was already taken by an Asian porn parody of Iron Man, but Bendy never bothered to check until it was too late

>>93368613
Yes it is. The thumbnails of the JAV DVD cover were tweeted to Bendis but he conveniently ignored them.

>>93368183

And Rhodes has a niece that is also a black female genius who even was mentored by Tony but NOPE she's not used.

>>93368617
The colorist is just a retard.

>>93368625
Marvel doesn't care about that. They just care about selling more Iron Man books. And they'll pull whatever controversy they can out of their ass in order to get more sales.

>>93368684
Pretty sure someone pointed out that Marvel pays royalties on characters created so he made her for more $$$.

>>93368715
To me it's less of an issue of royalties, and more an issue of pride. Bendis created Miles, now Miles is in cartoons, toys, and soon movies and video games. Imagine how swollen his head must be right now. He just wants to add another notch onto his large belt with Riri.

>>93368759
Is Miles even popular? Only people seem to know him is because of the fact that he is black Spider-man.

>>93368801
No really, people boo at him when they show him at the E3 trailer

>>93368801
Miles has fans somehow, but casuals obviously don't know who he is. His book sells mainly because it says "Spider-Man" on the cover. He's only still around because Marvel (Bendis) wills it. He's getting the Carol Danvers push. Soon, more people will know who he is because of the animated movie and PS4 Spidey game. It's all by-the-numbers shilling.

>>93366637
I like how you can see the rage on batman's eyes.

>>93368801
Miles comic sold 30,000 issues last month while Amazing Spider-man sold 51,000
So he is decently popular, but noting too impressive.

>>93368861

E3 trailer for what?

>>93369091
Assassin's Creed Origins

>>93369091
The next Spider-Man game for PS4. He had a cameo in the gameplay trailer.

is riri suppose to look like some chick cosplaying as prince in ironman armor?

>>93368921
I'm a fan of the Ultimate Miles, you know when he had a reason to exist. Also what is his origin now that he's part of 616? I heard he remembers everything from before Secret Wars but that hasn't been shown yet (that i know of).

>>93369527

We assume that Molecule Man wrote him into reality because he got him a burger.