Spiderman is a fucking asshole for stopping him.
I want to be a lizard man.
I want to have a lizard waifu.
Fuck Spiderman.
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>>93355906
>giving humans the ability to fly and assume different forms with a heightened physical physique is somehow a bad thing because spiderman isn't special anymore
I fucking hate this "hero"
>>93355923
But, what if I don't want to be a dinosaur and just want to live life on my own fleshy meat stumps?
>>93355871
in secret wars spider-verse everyone was mutated into a lizard, a dino, a vampire, a werewolf or stayed spiders and peter hooked up with lizard mj
>>93355951
>>93355923
Depends....will my Cock have a flare or be prehensile?
This is important in the decision making
post scalies already
>>93355923
They're just normal dinosaurs. Enslaved normal dinosaurs. Not furfag shapeshifting mutant people. Have fun opening doors with your no-thumbs, you victim.
>>93356570
Is this when we post Godzilla porn?
>>93355871
The lizard isn't even really a bad guy if you think about it
He just wanted Sidekickssss
>>93356570
hewe fren
Meh lizards smell awful
Reminder that the 90's Spiderman pilot episode Night of the Lizard was flawless. It was all downhill after that.
Holy fuck I thought scalies were generally less autistic than furries, but it seems that furries at least have been trolled into submission and don't spread their autism anymore, all the while scalies have crawled up (hehe) from their dark corners and started shitting /co/ up with their autism. I'm warning you scalies, this is a battle you can't win, your brothers in perversion couldn't, what makes you think you're so special?
I was thinking for a while when it did come out, what if the lizard did win, and turn everybody n new york into lizard monster, but they all kept their minds like connors did, how would they react to been turned into lizards
(this movie was fucking stupid)
>>93361198
meant to post amazing spiderman lizard,
>>93358073
also when did they ever explain why lizards all around new york were following him, how did peter know to follow the multi-coloured lizard to get to his lair?
>>93355871
>tfw no AU of Lizard Peter and Spider-Gwen fighting crime together