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Is being huge a power or a skill?

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it's a feature
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No but nine times out of ten being huge means really strong or literally unkillable.
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>>93349913
A lot of the time it doesn't even mean they're that strong because other characters that are smaller have the same or more power than those huge guys.
I do genuinely love oversized characters though, like TDKR batman or the goon.
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>>93349883
Kingpin has damn near superhuman strength. This has been mentioned in the comics numerous times. Blog has a power relating to size, as does Big Bertha. With the exception of the fat chick from Valiant who flies I think most big character have powers associated with their size.
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doesn't Kingpin have some genetic abnormality where he's like 500lbs of pure muscle or someshit?
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>>93349883
Only when you're Mr. Huge
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It's extremely painful.
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>>93349883
Yes
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>>93351925
You're a big guy?
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>>93349883
It's a skill, you stupid fuck. You have to train every day to know the true meaning of hugeness. Just look at my schedule for tomorrow:

9am: Roll out of mattress. There is no bed frame because they always break.

9:30am: Eat an entire animal while it is still alive.

10am: Douse myself in gasoline and light myself on fire in front of a fire station. The firemen put me out. This counts as my shower and 15% of my daily water intake.

11am: Weightlifting followed up by jazzercise to keep me nimble and dangerous.

Noon: Lunch time. Go to a steak house and take on whatever stupid fucking food challenge they throw at me. Win every time.

1pm: Check my website for any consultancy gigs on helping others get huge.

2pm: Roll around in benzoyl peroxide to clean out my pores, some of which are bigger than most belly buttons.

3pm: Shop at Big and Tall. Walk out of the building disappointed in their selection.

4pm: Call my grandma and see how she's doing.

5pm: Early dinner

6pm: Second dinner

7pm: Supper

8pm: Meditate on philosophical questions almost as huge as me. Could I become so large that not even God could lift me? Would that make me God?

9pm: Do bodyguard work for the penguin. He keeps saying Batman is going to come bother him any day now but we all know he's busy butt-fucking the Joker.

10pm: Experiment with subtle fashion choices to increase my bigness. I'm talking shoe pumps, shoulder pads, dick pumps, even changing up color choices. Pro tip: Black is slimming so stay the fuck away from it.

11pm: Watch a movie starring large people for inspiration. This could range from Arnold to Godzilla. What are they doing that you are not?

Midnight: Roll back into bed, browsing /fit/ on your phone.

Lurk more before you reveal even more of your small-minded ignorance you goddamn troglodyte.
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>>93351974
For you.
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my mom says its a thyroid condition so i guess its a mutant power
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