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>>93349484
he's just really into white girls

Women love the knot.

What is that from?

He did fuck a dog in season 1 or 2. I have no idea why they changed it to him fucking humans.

What the hell is this context
Why is Chris-Chan a pixel video game dialogue?
What does he have to do with Family Guy?
Is this a Chris-Chan thread?

>>93349484
Because the writers find it easier to treat him like a human.

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>>93349533
Don't you know CWC's hot PS3 adventure?

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>>93349539
"Change" nothing. Brian still wants to fuck Lois, but can't have her because Peter is still in the picture, so he hits on other human women to fill that void because he's too loyal a dog to just murder the retarded fat fuck and take his women for himself. Which either way still makes Brian a terribly shitty character.

>>93349631
Brian just hasn't been the same since he was a monotonous voice of reason in S1.

>>93349601
Why hasn't he re-released this on PS4 yet?

>>93349814
They're taking a while getting it into 4k

>>93349847
But I want the new Christine DLC chapter!

Is the green and blue eyes accurate to the deep lore?

>>93349790
2001 changed everything, for better or for worse.

Same reason a talking piece of poo or a druggie towel can have a family. Its cartoons broseph

>>93349522
So, he does date dogs, then?

>>93349981
Chris doesn't know how to take a decent picture for shit, but it does appear that he has one blue and one green eye.

>>93349601
>His ID has a duck
Hmm, interesting.

>>93349981
He does have heterochromia but is almost unnoticeable, not anime tier.

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>>93349981
Yes it is. People don't realize it since the coloring is so slight which makes Chris point it out constantly.

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>>93349484
Wait a minute... that outfit on Bryan...

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>>93350118
I assume this was his PSN avatar at the time.

>>93350183
The beak appears to be bent.

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>>93350183
Now it's this.

>I am Christine. <3

He just platinumed Life is Strange on PS4.

>>93350125
see this is what happens when you let feminism corrupt you

What if brian finds the perfect girl but she's a cat?

>>93350183
Oh, so it's just a stock profile pic from PSN? The joke is that "duck" is one of Chris' euphemisms for penis

>>93350092
I'm pretty sure there's an episode where he fucks a greyhound racedog

>>93350274
Yeah, it's a PSN avatar that was free or he bought.

>>93349484
Is that game still being made? I haven't heard anything about it in awhile.

>>93350316
theres a playable version somewhere

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>that episode where Ted Turner fucked a dog

>>93349484
Why does family guy have so much bestiality in it?

>>93350293
yup, but she was a whore.
and the majority of talking dogs are always male, can't tell if there ever was a female talking dog in family guy.

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>>93349484
Obligatory

I don't ever recall there being any female talking dogs beyond that one time Brain and Stewie were running around the multiverse. What a dumb question.

>>93349484
Man, I gotta get me a CWC shirt.

>>93349601
Does anyone else remember playing Chris' levels in Little Big Planet? I wonder if they're still up.

>>93350594

He may have gone too far in a few places.

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>>93350125
>I GET DISGUSTED WITH THE DAMN DICKS INCLUDING MY OWN; I WANT TO SHOVE MY FACE INTO THE BIG HOLE BELOW THE URETHRA KNOWN AS THE BEAUTIFUL VAGINA VERY MUCH

>>93349524
gifs on my hard drive confirm

>>93350376
honestly that scene where brian and lois's father feel the heat coming off her loins was kind of arousing

>>93349484
>because he's going to be dating/marrying a female talking horse in the next season

>>93349631
got legally married to lois and took care of the family.

never got to consummate the marriage.

must feel like hell.

>>93349631
honestly this only became a problem after Brian broke up with Jillian, which was one of the worst ideas the show has ever had

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>>93349601
I seriously love that box art. Instead of something epic like Chris standing in a mountain top, wielding a sword or some shit, he's in his backyard with a fucking guitar hero guitar.

>>93353027
he was close tho

>>93349601
W-why is it rated M?

>>93354138
It's not rated M. It's H for Honest Content.

>>93354155

Look again. It's rated M for honest content.

>>93354171
I have to agree with >>93354155, looks like an H. Plus why would M be for Honest Content?

>>93354171
Still looks like an H to me. Maybe it's just horrible CWC handwriting.

>>93354221
thats not too far off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPQlpGFWNgE
He has a brief moment of lucidity at 5 minutes in then loses it again

>>93349631
>killing a pedophile
>a bad thing
Nah, that would redeem him on some level my good anon.

>>93349484
>dating female dogs
brian is making the correct choice here

>>93354623
Even if Peter were to die, he'd just come back to life. He's done it before.

>>93349601
>Playing Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles
>Over Kick the Autistic

Disgusting.

why did people call CWC a pedo?

>>93354695
He's 30 and only wanted teens.

>>93354898
That's called an ephebe.

>>93350594
How will Chris pay for a sex change? Why do people indulge his fantasies? He's going to be a fat homeless guy with no dick when his mom dies.

>>93355350
I'm betting the government pays for those kinds of things now.

>>93355363
They really need to require a mental evaluation for sex changes. Any sane person with any knowlege of Chris would see he's just retreating from normal life responsibilities and expectations by becoming a woman, and would be more detrimental to humor him.

>>93355363
They always have done in Finland, just so you know.

>>93355413
That feels like a massive waste of tax payer money.

>>93355425
Finland has plenty to spare. They also find jobs for you and basically just give you money for free if you don't want to work.

>>93349601
Can I get this one the Xbox one?

>>93355363
its considered a cosmetic surgery so no, not unless Chris can convince a doctor that getting the surgery is necessary for mental health reasons.
that said i honestly dont think Chris is trans, i just think he's convinced himself he is. perhaps in a bid to be "special" in some way.
heres the thing though, it can be proven. like psychiatrists can tell when a person is transsexual.

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>>93355463
Never on that damn Hex-Box.

>>93355705
It's appropriate because Microsoft is run by evil witches.

>>93355679
Well that's just like their opinion, man.

>>93355462
>Finland has plenty to spare
Heck no.
Everything is getting trimmed down.
Fuck, they are slashing budgets on actually important, needed, useful things; stuff like the world famous education, industry and actual healthcare more and more every year just to fund useless shit like that.
And then the trans individual suicides anyways even after all the money and effort xe has taken from the society.

t. Finn

>>93356099
I'm American and basically made up the trans thing based on a vague impression of Finland. The government seriously funds transgenders?

>>93356239
Most European nations do. Keep that in mind if you ever think universal healthcare is a good idea: the way things are now it pretty much inevitably means your tax money going to mutilate delusional future suicides.

>>93356378
I really don't care if I support transgenders as long as it's cheaper for me.

>>93349524
And the flare

>>93356474
Tyris Flare?

>>93349554
he was fooled into thinking that Seth McFarlane actually wanted to make a Sonichu cartoon, aside from being a fan of Family Guy.

when his dog died, he made her a character into Sonichu. He often sees Brian not making it with human women and dreamed in this scenario, that Sonichu and Rosechu would show up with the Griffins, and that when they showed up Brian would get a new dog girlfriend.

I know there's some other stupid shit I'm forgetting.

>>93357528
>I know there's some other stupid shit I'm forgetting.
Yeah, why is the image edited with a video game dialogue box? Which looks like it's from Kingdom Hearts or something but I'm not sure. Who made this image?

>>93357369
Maybe. Does she have a horse cock?

>>93354155
It says it's rated M on the box art though

>>93350594

Oh boy. I think this might actually result in suicide.

>>93350594
>>93350125
he looks like fucking Lenny from Motorhead with autism.

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>>93350376
Did they steal this from South Park?

>>93355350
I thought she does the surgeries herself?

>>93355679
>i just think he's convinced himself he is.
I think that applies to much more of his life than that.

>>93358724
he'll probably insist on fingering day old fresh wounds again thinking he's growing several vaginas.

>>93349484
I don't think we've ever met any female talking dogs in the show. The only other talking dogs in his world are his gay cousin Jasper and his replacement dogs, both males.

>>93359139
This is representative of Seth's inability to find someone who he believes can truly connect with him on both an intellectual and physical level.

>>93349601
Even Chris fell for the DLC meme.

>>93359223
Brian's voice is even literally just Seth's speaking voice. He definitely is Seth's mouthpiece.

>>93350594
As it turns out, he did not have a sexual reassignment surgery booked, he just tried to change his sex through hypnosis, At one point he got an infection bellow his balls that he took as a sign that his hypnosis was working, he took photos of his infected taint and put them on Facebook and called it his new vagina.

Seriously look it up

>>93352478
>I GET DISGUSTED WITH THE DAMN DICKS
then why does he take dicks up the ass?

This makes me want to watch more Sonic Boom and enjoy blue arms Sanic

>>93350156
he's a big dog

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>>93359408
I had forgotten about this. I didn't need to be reminded.

>>93359408
>At one point he got an infection bellow his balls
it's a perianal ulcer. The most common causes are syphilis or genital herpes when the infection happens close to the anus due to passive unprotected anal sex.

>>93359577
it was probably just a bacterial infection, god knows he poops himself more often then he gets laid.

>>93350036
I'm watching through it on Netflix, and I never realized how insanely quickly things change after cancellation. The very first episode after cancellation is Stewie acting gay as Brian's wife, but at least that had some foreshadowing with the first Road To episode. And Meg went from normal high school girl to "Makeover girl stabs her eyes out at the sight of her" in like two episodes with absolutely no transitional period.

>>93350594
>Totally okay with social engineering, doxing other people, and fucking them over in real life
>Not okay with sharing his own profile image
Pottery.

>>93359958
>And Meg went from normal high school girl to "Makeover girl stabs her eyes out at the sight of her" in like two episodes with absolutely no transitional period.
I heard that this is because Seth literally hates Mila Kunis and wants to piss her off but I have no idea if there is any truth to that.

>>93355411
>they really should require a mental evaluation for sex changes
They do. Unless they're doing it under the table, anyone undergoing transition is doing so through a psychiatrist and a doctor.

>>93352408
I played them last year when a friend of mine brought his PS3 to our monthly meetup.

>>93360936
Not everywhere. Calafornia allows for "informed concent" which means you can transition as long as you sign an agreement not to sue the surgeon after the fact.

Also there's a growing number of children who are going through transition, notably, their parents do not need to be screened for mental illness.

>>93361169
Geez... I hate to sound hysterical but ain't that some shit