So was she basically the cum dump of the Smurf Village?

No?

>>93333837
Considering she's one of the few Smurfs who isn't a borderline retard, she's probably got the whole placed pussywhipped into worshiping her. And frankly, I wouldn't blame her. Smurf Village is a hole full of literally one-note caricatures, and it must be a chore to live there when you're the only one who isn't bound by a single personality gimmick.

Seriously, two of the movies have her as the protagonist simply because she's the only one you can actually work with for a real story, especially considering she's also the only one with a defined back story. Fucking hell, the Smurfs is fucking boring.

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Smurfette is mai waifu now and forever.

And Gargamel's onahole

>>93333918
You sound unsure.

>>93333837
Smurfs reproduce asexually, newborns are brought by storks, and they don't naturally have females (Smurfette is artificial). It's canon.
Not sure why they lusted after her considering.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0tlNZ6gVBc

this explains it for you

>>93333982
Well,to have a special someone

>>93333982
They have a large group of males servicing one female. That implies a society that lays eggs.

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>>93334773
Delet this

>>93334773
That's an edit, I just know it

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>>93333837
No.

I'm actually pretty curious to see how the Lost Village movie is going to mess with canon.

>>93333837
She is into gangbangs

>>93334773
MODS

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>>93334866
>be me sitting here nerdraging at the screen "Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette, it was Gargamel!" before Jake Gyllenhaal spoke
Is this what has become of my life?

I want to marry Smurfette!

>>93333837
Imagine being gangbanged everyday

>>93333837
The entire village was made up of gay midgets, so it's more like that she was the only one who never ever got any sex in the village.

>>93339011
>village was made up of gays
She fixed them.

>>93339011
Vanity wasn't gay. He's Vanity-sexual.

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>all wear white pointy hats
>except for the leader, who wears red and is a Wizard
>When Smurfette was nappy black-haired and evil, no Smurf wanted to fuck her
>After Papa Smurf turned her blond and good, every Smurf lined up to court her
As a black anon, I feel weird about this...

I don't think Smurfs have penises.

>>93333333

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>>93341380
>As a black anon, I feel weird about this...
How do you feel about that story where Smurfs began turning black, were unable to say anything but "GNAP!" and ran around destroying shit and attacking other Smurfs?

Gargamel best dad

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>>93341547

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>>93341608
He sure as Smurf is!

>>93341547
And they eventually realized how bad it would look, so when they did the animated version, they made them purple.

>>93333926
>smurfs
>boring
Go to smurf yourself.

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>>93341547

>>93341675
Talk about smurfing censorship.

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>>93341675
Sounds familiar...

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>>93341756
Sure does.

There seriously isn't enough decent Smurfs gangbang porn out there. It's kind of insane that it isn't more of a thing.

>>93342756
Smurfs aren't sexy to the vast majority of people.

>>93342783
Sorry, let me re-phrase that.
There already is Smurf porn out there. The fact that not very much of it features gangbangs is insane to me.

>>93341720
sounds american

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>>93341547
SHUT IT DOWN

>>93333837
She's too busy licking Papa Smurf's ass.

>>93343122
Classic.

>>93335552

dafuq?

I've always found Smurfette's skin hue to be a turn on. Don't know why. It's just really pleasing to me.

>>93333837
That would imply smurfs don't reproduce asexually, keep in mind she's the only female smurf because gargamel made her.

>>93341547
Th...that's an edit right?

>>93335114
Papa Smurf has a fucking beard, They're mammals!

>>93345377
It is not. It's basically the Smurf version of the zombie apocalypse.

>>93342810
Smurf porn is shit tho

>>93333837
smurfs are low-level fae folk and dont have genitals, they reproduce via stork delivery.

>>93333837
Hanna Barbera's version had the same VA as Miss Bitters. She's also the farmer's wife in Secret of NIMH.

>>93346853
All the more reason we need more high quality Smurf lewds.

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>>93333837
>So was she basically the cum dump of the Smurf Village?
No that was very obviously pic related.

>>93347766
Vanity would never sully his perfect form by laying with a LESSER Smurf.

>>93333837
>cum dump

Impossible. Smurfs are sentient motile fungi. Those tails? Reproduction buds. Smurfs only have a lifespan of 2-3 years. After a few years the tails drop off and grow into a duplicate of the original Smurf as the original dries up into dust when it dies.Takes most of the week.

The dust is mixed into building materials to be used as cement

>>93347940
I know the Donnie Darko and Venture Bros. quotes, but I don't recognize this one. Is it from something?

I mean, even the newest Smurfs fan knows they live for hundreds of years.

>>93333837
They will probably have more to do, now that are entire villages with females only.

>>93341380

Gargamel and Papa Smurf were more like alchemists than wizards.

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>this actually got deleted
Mods sure are smurfing stupid! You can't even see her smurf.

>>93348153

I made it up.

Each Smurf born from a bud is the exact same as it's "parent", memories and all. Technically they DO live for hundreds of years

>>93345422
She'd be in estrous 24/7 If she didn't lay eggs

>>93349471
there are no female smurfs, only male. the only important bit in that image is covered.

They are each the embodiment of something, "she" is just the trans.

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>>93349471

>>93349471
>suntan lotion
Would a Smurf even tan? Would they just get darker blue?

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I think I must be the only one who likes Vexy. I can understand, though. The movie was shit.

>>93336225
>>93338964
WHERE IS THE PORN

>>93351226
Her design is neat I guess but she doesn't have anything going for her. Y'know after the Lost Village, I noticed how creepy the Smurf renders are.

Besides she falls into the list of Spunky, active cute girls with a streak of color in their pixie cut hair.

>>93341547
>Meanwhile, in Sweden...

>>93350611
>Would a nigger even tan? Would they just get darker brown?

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>wimin
>likeable

>>93333837
Those are a man's eyebrows. I'm not convinced "she" is a chick.

>>93354024
>wide-eyed innocent white guy stare
Ummm...

Do they?

>>93341838
only 4kids did that

>>93341657
Fridge did some really nice Sassette lewds.

>>93356144
Light-skinned blacks do get tans. And even the niggest will develop evidence of sun damage over time.

>>93356528
But obviously far less than my lily white ass, I'd imagine.
Then I guess it can be assumed that Smurfs would tan? I bet most of them would have terrible tan lines from their pants.

>>93348952
Non-canon

>>93336005
It all started with Granny Smurf.

>>93347940
>Smurfs only have a lifespan of 2-3 years.
> While canonicaly Papa has 542 years

>>93357522
It is cannon, because it appeared in comics.

>>93344802
Once you go blue, no others will do!

>>93354319
that's some /r9k/ level laying it on with a trowel there

>>93357821
Peyo was a noted misogynist. It must kill him to know that Smurfette is probably his most popular character. If he were still alive, that is.

>>93357821
>>93358242
From
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/3219/are-the-smurfs-anti-semitic-communists

The character Smurfette undeniably embodies some unflattering female stereotypes, and does so on purpose. In a recent biography of Peyo, Hugues Dayez relates a story about the cartoonist's negotiations with NBC for the upcoming Smurf animated series. Peyo apparently spoke little or no English. When the discussion turned to Smurfette, Peyo's interpreter explains:

Peyo began by saying that she was "very feminine." They asked him to be more specific, so he went on to say: "She is pretty, blonde, she has all the characteristics of women…" Knowing the feminist spirit in the U.S.A., I diplomatically translated this as "all the qualities." I was banking on the fact that Peyo did not understand what I was saying (in English) and the others did not understand what he was trying to say. So naturally they asked him to expand. So he kept on going with: "She seduces, she uses trickery rather than force to get results. She is incapable of telling a joke without blowing the punch line. She is a blabbermouth but only makes superficial comments. She is constantly creating enormous problems for the Smurfs but always manages to blame it on someone else." I did my best to minimize the sexist nature of this description, but one of the participants at the meeting asked: "Would she at least be able, when the Smurfs are in danger, to take a decision that can save them?" When I translated this to Peyo, he looked astounded. "Come on now, do they expect me to make her a (female) gym teacher?" I obviously did not translate this remark. [Translation by Valteron]

>>93333837
There are only male Smurfs. Smurfette is prison gay.

>>93358616
What a slut

>>93358616
>bellybutton
Gargamel, you should have known better.

>>93333837
Shit

Can't even see her picture without thinking about LICK LICK

>>93358988
Y'know Cosby got away with all that non-consensual licking scott free.

>>93359105
>non-consensual

>>93359288
Yeah. Everyone else was getting Papa Smurf's ass for free, but Cosby still felt the need to drug him. It's his 'thing'.