Questionable /Co/ntent General #905

>>93327342
so does he have the hots for the big guy now?

>>93327342
>Just allowed identical twin in
>Asking for ID

>>93328664
Depending on where you live, you are legally required to card literally everyone who walks through the door. Some people take it less seriously than others, but there are places where you'll get carded even if you're wrinkled and grey. Nobody gets a pass.

>>93328710

You're totally skipping the part where he didn't card the first two people.

>>93327342
Why is he carding someone at a bakery?

>>93328729
He's on a first name basis with Marten and Claire not only is Marten's girlfriend, she's also accompanied him to the bar before. Clinton hasn't. Also,

>girlfriend
>she

>>93327342
This needs an edit where Clinton gets pounded in the ass by the caveman.

>>93328767
It's a bar

>>93327342
why is clinton such a beta?

>>93331021
BECAUSE COMEDY! DON'T MAKE ME STAB MY HAND AT YOU!

>>93328767
its a special kind of bakery

>Someones getting cucked and because it's qc they have to be all nice guy and shake the other guys hand.

>>93328664
You can't tell they're twins anymore. Much less identical.

>>93331451
A -sexy- bakery.

>>93328664
They aren't twins, Claire is older

It's not like they didn't meet once before when Eliot saved him from getting his ass beat for spilling his drink on a guy.

>>93328767
he has a second job as a bouncer

why can't he use his robot hand to crush baby huey's hand to win over the autist?

>>93335110
he brought the "fine manipulation" hand and not the "crusher" hand tonight because he's not a crazy man

>>93335153
get yo'self a hand that can do both

>>93334339
you really expect Jeph to remember what has happened in his sprawling disaster of a comic?

>>93331021
author self insert