Oh no, /co/! It's Brainiac!

>>93324661
FUCK

Not afraid of you and your hot pants Braniac

>>93324661
Pls be trips.

>>93324661
Can someone give me a quick rundown of this guy?

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>>93324706
classic capeshit, of course he steals new york first

What if I just offer him a decent pair of pants?

Fuck Seattle

>>93324748
He just wants some pants.

>>93324748
He's a self-righteous alien asshole who visits a planet, collects its knowledge, kidnaps one city (shrunken in a bottle) as a trophy, and then destroys the rest of the planet. In the DCAU he's a robot instead of an alien.

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SOLOMON GRUNDY WANT CITIES TOO

>>93324661
Papa needs a brand new city baby cmon

>>93324775
>>93324889
stop teasing braniac

YOU JUST KNOW he'll save NYC.

>>93324661
Why doesn't he just take some cities but leave the rest of earth intact?

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If post ends in an even number, Supes comes and bitch slappes Bainiac back to NotKrypton.

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>>93325011
whew, just seattle

>>93325011
YA DUN GOOFED SUPES

>>93325011
Great fucking job Superman, one of three remnants of our entire planet is gonna be fucking Seattle now

>>93325011
BRAVO SNYDER!

>>93324989
Two reasons:

1. Knowledge is more valuable when it's uncommon so it can't have future visitors

2. The planet sticking around would mean he'd have to come back someday to learn more about it, which is inefficient

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Don't worry, I've got this

Earth a shit

WELP

>>93325096
But that's like claiming you're a genius for reading a few books and then burning down the library and killing every publisher!

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>>93325011
Well fuck.

If post ends in 1-5, Darkseid decides
Earth has nice chairs, then proceeds to vaporize Brainiac.

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Fuck you Brainiac

Fuck Earth I hope everyone dies

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rolling

>>93324661
CMON

So the bottle Seattle weather going to be just as shit or will it be slightly more sunny?

Let's go

>>93325253
It will be artificial, and always a slightly uncomfortable temperature.

>>93325324
let's go

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>>93325359
How would Justice Lord supes deal with Braniac?

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>>93325253
>sunny
>in the damp basement of Brainiac's spook ship
Sorry, the best you'll get is some shitty lizard tank heat lamp that will be rendered useless under the artificial bottle clouds.

>>93325434
Kandor gets a red sun

COME ON BALTIMORE

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>>93325420
Basically the same way Ultraman got him in JLA Earth 2

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>>93325449
>implying Brainiac actually gives a single shit about Seattle
That was more of just a 'obligatory' purchase because he's a completist who wants one from every planet. Kandor's like a M.I.B collector's item that's been discontinued and would go for triple it's retail price on Space eBay, Seattle is like Youngblood #1 by comparison.

Your thread has failed OP

>>93325954
Bump

>>93324661
which city makes better pants?

>>93327477
Now you've done it, you've made him take Philideplphia.

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Alright, this has gone on long enough. Time for me to end this with my trips

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Would be a shame if something bad were to happen.

Not so fast brainiac! My roll will stop you!

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The Legends of Tomorrow will save the day!

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Brainic better turn Hesh into a robot tiger.

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>>93328577
Haha, brainiac can't steal Philly twice!

>>93327639
>The Gang Gets Abducted By Brainiac
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKFIDLMliHo

Fuck man he's already got Seattle and Philadelphia

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>>93328911
Brainic is a simpleton. Trying to take the same cities. Come on Brainic, at least do something right.

>>93328577
nice

>>93328955
Now he has atlanta and we're all doomed, thanks for insulting his intelligence

>>93328955
Fuck

>>93328955
Seattle, Atlanta, and Philadelphia. The world is now suddenly a better place.

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>>93328938
>"you are a hero of Earth?"
>"yeah I'm the Trash Man"

>>93328977
How many Philadelphias can Brainiac take?

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Philly, seattle, and Atlanta
fuck

>>93329012
COMING THIS FALL: CRISIS ON INFINITE PHILADELPHIAS

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Brainiac took philly cheesesteaks, coffee, and big booty bitches from us. He must be stopped.

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Booyah

>>93329077
>>93328977
>>93328577
>>93327477
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

>>93324661
What, No Vegas? Fuck you too Braniac.

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>>93329077
>>93328977
>>93328577
>>93327477
God damn it brainiac. We are keeping the cheesesteaks. Ill fight you all the way.

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>>93329149
you fool

the only thing that can defeat a braniac is another braniac i'll get those trips for you

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>>93329288
There goes our weed.

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seattle denver and philadelpia

welp it's all fucked now

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>>93324661
DIE BRAINIAC!!!

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Earth a shit?
Please leave?

>>93329400
And now the capital?

>>93329444
YOU ACTUALLY DID IT YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN

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Check my trips

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>>93329444
Looks like I saved the world. No need to thank me.

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>>93329444
Thanks, Coconut! Your unique talents have made for a fine addition to the League.

>>93329444
I don't know if it counts, because Braniac may already take Philly, Seattle, and Atlanta or maybe Denver idk

>>93331099
Look on the bright side, less swing states next election

>>93324661
What if I buy him a pair of pants?

Will he fuck off then?

>>93331171
Fair enough.