Why doesn't Batman make organic webs?
>>93318088
Just keep moving; don't make eye contact.
>>93318088
Because I AM ADAM WEST, MAYOR OF ETERNIA AND THE DEFENDER OF THE SECRETS OF GOTHAM QUAHOG. THIS IS BURT WARD, MY ENTHUSIASTIC FRIEND.
FABULOUS POWERS WERE REVEALED TO ME THE DAY I HELD MY MAGIC BAT-SWORD AND SAID, BY THE POWER OF BATSKULL!
I HAVE THE POWER!
BURT WARD BECAME THE MIGHTY BATTLE-ROBIN. AND I BECAME HE-BAT, THE MOST POWERFUL MAN IN THE UNIVERSE. ONLY A FEW OTHERS SHARE THIS SECRET... OUR FRIENDS: THE BATSORCERESS, ALFRED-AT-ARMS, AND PETEORKO GRIFFIN.
TOGETHER WE DEFEND CASTLE BATSKULL FROM THE EVIL FORCES OF SKELEJOKER!
>>93318088
no place letf is the utiliy belt, he would have to replace it for the anti shark spray, out of question
>>93318088
How the fuck do you make that Bat-themed? Make it out if guano?
If Batman doesn't do enough branding he loses plot armor points anon.