What's your superpower, /co/?

I am capable of hiding Andrew Dobson threads

I can trick the human mind that I've replied to a thread.

I can travel through time at the speed of regular time.

>>93310871
emitting low to high frequency's of light from my body

I unconsciously alter probability, but only to cause events that make me late to things.

Type-1 diabetes

i pop pimples like bullets

>>93310871
I can freeze time only on Saturdays if someone kicks me in the balls

>>93310871
Every thread I reply to dies.

>>93310871
The less I care, the stronger I am. At full apathy, I can outrun time freeze and beat Goku.

I can smell a fart from 5 miles away.

>>93310871
I know how king crinsom works

I have subjective omnipotence

>>93311224
you should probably edit for Araki then.

>>93310871
When I tip my fedora I also tip the scales in the battle between good and evil

>>93312261
Bitch KC is the one that makes sense. The one with nonsensical asspull powers is Killer Queen

>>93310871
I can make change for a dollar.

>>93310871
I am super negative

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Why does no-one post the link anymore?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

>Name
>Power
>Hero/Villain/civilian
>Debut/plan/life

>>93310871
Low-level involuntary psionic culinary compulsion. Whenever I cook something while someone's in town, it compels them to buy better-tasting food and bring it home while I'm too full to enjoy it. If anyone's home while I'm cooking, they're compelled to either get in my way, try to put my ingredients away or make something quicker using all or most of an ingredient whose absence ruins the whole thing while my back is turned.