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Confess Your Sins

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It is time to cleanse your soul and confess your sins /co/

>Lately, I've been enjoying some Johnny the Homicidal Maniac gay fanfiction
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>>93298030
> sexualizing Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
there is no redemption for you
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>>93298030

>Hulk pray
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>>93298030
I like Whor in a sexual way
I also like Unworthy Thor in a sexual way
I enjoyed MoS
I unironically want a /co/ related tattoo
I don't enjoy blowjobs that much but the idea of getting a blowjob turns me on


What's my Penance?
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>>93298099
Depends on what specific idea you have for #4.
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>>93298179
I have several Ideas, both /co/ /v/ and /tv/

>my Birth date on Predator speak
>Jedi insignia (this one is the most cringy "OMG GEEK" one
>Boney, Claus and Lucas from Mother 3
>Red hood, Aquaman or Aja's Hawkeye's insignia
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I have started looking at dogs sexually
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>>93298355
Jesus buddy get help


Mine is that I think I want to kill myself, but I refuse to because people somehow care about me, so i dont want to ruin thier lives with my petty bullshit
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>>93298311
The predator one sounds pretty cool
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>>93298050
I know, Anon...I know...
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I want to create my own spiderman comics
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>>93298030
Wasn't there a thread like this the other day? I can't find it in the archive but i'm pretty sure it started with confess a bear.
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I jerk off to the thought of gwenpool being a trap
All-New Wolverine has been fun
Providence wasn't that great.
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I wrote Horse Show cuckoldry fanfiction.
I can still fap to it.
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>>93298030

I haven't read a comic in months and I passed over cartoons (such as Samurai Jack) recently to give what little free time I have had to watch some animu that my weeb friend said I would like. To my shame I'm hooked.
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>>93298852
Which anime?
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>>93298429
>Mine is that I think I want to kill myself, but I refuse to because people somehow care about me, so i dont want to ruin thier lives with my petty bullshit
Dude, please don't. Just know that somewhere out there, in this wide world fulla millions upon millions of people, there are some that give a shit about you, whether it be family, friends, or even complete strangers on the internet you'll never see with your own eyes, just know someone cares, and you'd be breaking their heart if you did leave this Earth too soon.
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>>93298881

Boku no hero academia I know, I know, super cliched shit. I know. But it works for me for some reason. I couldn't tell you why, but it does.
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There is a /co/ group that I used to hang out with, but I left them without ever saying bye to them. Not like that they would have cared if I did or not.
I'm now hanging out with them again, but this time, I put on a differen name to fool them with. I fear for the day when they discover who I am.
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>>93298921
>Boku no hero academia
So over hyped. If you got rid of every flashback to a previous scene, each episode would be 4 minutes long
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>>93298921
That's its greatest strength. It's very by-the-numbers, but it's written so well that you forget that.
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>>93298955
It's been better for the second season. And hell, it's in the serialized time slot right before Detective Conan. Some flashbacks are to be expected.
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>>93298955

You exaggerate, but I feel your pain. Since i'm not really into anime circles I don't know about the hype, I just now my buddy recommended it and i've been enjoying it. It makes me laugh. I need a good laugh these days.
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>>93298030
I, unironically, consider Tony Stark my personal hero. I have done so since I was a wee lad. I've modeled most of my life/career choices after him (chill, I'm not going to class in a three-piece-suit, I'm not that autistic).

I, unironically, have thought about getting an arc reactor tattoo.

I enjoyed SpOck much more than Peter, and shipped Ock with Felicia because I thought the rough fucks they'd have would be reeeally hot.
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>>93298429
>>93298894
What based anon said. Also...
> "After all, you are alive, so you will always have the chance to be happy"
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>>93299459
>>93298894
but thats what makes it so hard. I know there are people who care about me..... but how can i live up to their expectations if i don't care about myself. And its bullshit that those people who love me and care about me have to deal with a sad fuccboi who just wants to off himself, but cant because those people deserve better.
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>>93300033

Please go and get help. I really want to help, but I know I am not at all qualified to do anything. So please go and get help.
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i dont think theres anything wrong with the MCU, i laugh at just about all the jokes, and every marvel movie ive seen has been anywhere from 7-10 for me.

ultron was terrible though.
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>>93298030
in fur I sin
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>>93300033
Better yourself for them if not for yourself.
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Long ago, I uploaded what was allegedly A New Hope to Limewire.

It was the Christmas Special.
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>>93298030
I buy and enjoy every comic featuring a female protagonist. No matter how bad it is.

I own every volume of Gwenpool, Spider-Gwen, etc.

I just love cute girls doing cute himgs but I hate moe shit
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>>93298030
Was it any good?
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I legitmately belive that earlier season of Johnny Test were funny and good.
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I like the elder scrolls online
I masturbate to furries but only if they don't have snouts
I like SMT more than persona by a wide margin even if I like both
A friend of mine has a patreon page and i'm one of their only subscribers because I like them.
I ERP way too much.
I don't give a fuck that I can't really think of a single /co/ sin I have.
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>>93298030
I dislike 95% of /co/ related material
I just come here to bitch about how much I wish it were better.
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>>93300462
>I masturbate to furries but only if they don't have snouts
>Not liking snouts
I wish Devil-Hulk to smash you.
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>>93298030
i stole all the nudes on a coworkers phone and jerk off to them. she and i laugh and joke that if i wasn't 35 and she wasn't 21 we'd be getting together all the time.

i once stabbed myself as a suicide attempt and claimed an intruder did it. they never found anyone matching the description i gave despite the description being a dead ringer for my half brother.
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I like brickleberry
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>>93300536
>she and i laugh and joke that if i wasn't 35 and she wasn't 21 we'd be getting together all the time.
That's really not a big difference.
You need to get more /fit/ bro
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>>93300536
Post em.
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I only browse /co/ for the webcomics
I don't read comics outside of storytimes, and have only watched two animated movies without being a kid
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>>93300391
Actually...some are pretty good. Would you like some recs?
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>>93300519
I like what I like and I like kissing and snouts don't go with that.
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>>93300575
>Post em.
i am /fit/ bro.

>>93300591
no mine!
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>>93298030
I think some of Linkara's videos are watchable. I don't hate Miles Morales, I just find his current series boring. I'm not a fan of Gwenpool. I enjoyed (and find entertainment in rewatching) The Force Awakens. I've seen two episodes of THAT show after being encouraged by a friend, and considering its target demographic, the two I saw weren't bad. I don't hate Damian Wayne, but I didn't really like the way he was acting in Lazarus Contract.

And to top it off:
I can rewatch and find entertainment in Korra.
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I look back fondly on Squirrel Boy
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>>93300607
When a woman rejects you it means that a muscle group is lacking.

Maybe your calves are too small
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>>93300607

Share and share alike brother. Just crop off the head.
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Moon Girl is fun
I storytime for attention sometimes
I'm sleeping with my boss who is married to a military veteran
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>>93298030
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>>93300632
or as she put it i'd be totally dating you right now but i have a boyfriend. although he mentions her boyfriend less now that it's spread around work i have money to burn. hell all the young girls at work seem like me more know they know i have money and actually got the asshole nobody liked fired.

>>93300657
no mine
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I camwhore on /soc/
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>>93300703

ah, you are saying you can't because they are not yours, not saying you won't because "No, they are mine fuck off". Its a question of morality and not possessiveness. Very well brother. I Understand. Fight the good fight and remember once they are legal no one gives a shit, so do all you can to get in good with her.
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I think /co/ has the shittiest opinions on comics
I think /co/ should be divided between cartoons and comics
I did not watch wonder woman yet, but I am sure I will be disappointed.

And of course: fuck you father hulk, I am not a sinner.
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>>93300750
yeah that and if i do bang her i really don't want that kinda shit to blow it.
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>>93300751
Then why did you confess, anon?
Forgiveness comes to all who seek it, even if they fear asking for it
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I support WondyBat

I also want to be pegged by the rich alpha males of comics like Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark
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>>93300408
I liked it before they switched to flash
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>>93300818
>be pegged by the rich alpha males of comics like Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark
Pegging by definition is only possible with a strapon...
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>>93300786
just to share.
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>>93298030
I dislike Watchmen comic. Not the film.
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>>93298894
Not that anon but I'm just waiting for my dad to pass on to say fuck it. He doesn't deserve to see me do that. Everyone else can live with it but i couldn't do that to him.

He's a very healthy old man though, probably live to 90s so i have too long to wait...fuck 30 fucking years
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>>93298030
>post Hulk priest
>Not "Tell Hulk your sins. Hulk will crush your sins"

You fuck up OP

You had one job

And you fuck it
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>>93300703
Perfect setup. You will get her in no time
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>>93300886
For that you must read 2 more Alan Moore runs
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For the past 3 weeks I keep having dreams where I cheat on my girlfriend.

I don't like these dreams. I want them to stop.
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>>93301259
wouldn't know i have the worst fucking luck with women. last time i met one i liked BAM! TUMOR OUTTA LEFT FIELD.
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>>93301397
Is your name Peter Parker?
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Ian Flynn's Archie Sonic run is my favorite comic of all time, despite the many, many flaws it has. It's not objectively perfect, it's probably mediocre, but I enjoy it far too much. It gave me a love of comics and revived my love of Sonic. It's a fucking shame it's cancelled

I liked season 1 of YJ but I refuse to watch season 2 because everything I've heard about it is offputting as fuck

The Titans books going on right now are the best ones in decades

Rick and Morty is a great show, but it's not deep at all, nor does it have top tier writing. It's just really funny and has some interesting settings and characters, but nothing groundbreaking

I liked season 5 of Samurai Jack, and only episodes 5, 8, and 9 were truly bad. The finale was satisfying but could've been so much more. I don't mind Ashi too much, but the show could've benefited from being 20 episodes instead of 10

I'd rather have waifu threads than /pol/bait threads, but both are equally cancerous and should be nuked on sight

Wander over Yonder was fun even before Dominator

Marvel has SOME good comics out right now, but not enough

Sonic Boom is the only good Sonic cartoon (Not counting the OVA, which is amazing), and even then it's not THAT great. AoSTH is a discount Looney Tunes, Underground is a fucking mess with good ideas in there, and anything SaTAM did the comics did 100 times better

Archie Mega Man was very flawed but I enjoyed it. Except Xander. Fuck Xander.

Wade Wilson is the most sympathetic character Marvel has right now

Fanfics and OCs aren't inherently terrible, and yes this includes Sonic

Disabled characters and LGBT characters belong in mainstream comics, but I trust very few creators to do them well, and I'd rather not have them than have them done shittily

I genuinely can't give a shit about live action superhero stuff, I've tried, I just can't care

I think Linkara can occasionally be enjoyable to watch. But the storyline shit is bad


1/2
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>>93301404
no but my friends always yell that when the weird shit happens. us all being comic nerds and all.

it's always anon you have the most fucked up luck since spider-man.
and i always reply, yeah i totally got the fuck a supermodel for years only to be retarded and give it up in a deal with a devil to masturbate in a sock.. oh wait i don't deserve my bad luck
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Lately I've been buying some candies with Adventure Time toys for kids, luckily I'm good looking enough when I lie that they are for some of my little cousins people believe me.

In my defense they look surprisingly good from being $1 each.
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>>93301467
>I liked season 1 of YJ but I refuse to watch season 2 because everything I've heard about it is offputting as fuck
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Do it.
It's just as good.
Based as fuck Black Manta
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>>93301467
There is literally nothing to confess about that entire list. I just disagree with Wade. I fing Pym the most symathetic.
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>>93301551
i've always wondered why hank pym, a man in the middle of a mental breakdown being refused medical intervention and manipulated by janet into marriage was at fault for what happened.
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>>93298030
The only reason I read comics is to find more OTPS.

Kill me.
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>>93298311
>Boney, Claus and Lucas from Mother 3
Don't get a character, get a symbol.
Actually now that I think about it a Giygas tattoo would look sweet as fuck
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>>93300462
>I like SMT more than persona by a wide margin even if I like both
Why would having good taste be a sin?
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>>93301587
Literally cause he's not very popular except for here. Peter threw MJ out a window with a slap, Reed has slapped and ignored Sue many times. But those are popular characters so Marvel likes to shit on Pym.

It doesn't help that it lined up with his character that always messes up and needs something to do better about.
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>>93298030

I've never actually read any superhero comics
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The comic I've enjoyed the most from Marvel NOWER is Punisher

I really like Sam Wilson as Cap but I wish he had a different writer. Fuck Nick Spencer with a rusty pike.

The worst main Marvel events are CW2 and Secret Invasion.

I wish there was a /cape/ board for comic book movies and tv shows.

I'm getting tired of the MCU. I think both Homecoming and Ragnarok look like cheap dogshit. BP looks okay and it will probably fall to the same old formula of the other movies.

I can't get into Image. Most of it is just unappealing to me.
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>>93301740
>I can't get into Image. Most of it is just unappealing to me.
The only Image series I like is Invincible.
The rest just feel like dingleberries around Invincible's success

Most of the fight scenes in Invincible are top notch with shit actually happening. It's quite refreshing compared to normal capeshit
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>>93301740
>he worst main Marvel events are CW2 and Secret Invasion.
I enjoyed secret invasion a lot. I thought it was better than CW1 and everything since except Dark Reign.
>I can't get into Image. Most of it is just unappealing to me.
why you point out Image is the sin. Image has every genre and is just a publishing house. No shared universe, except for I Hate Image and stuff. Do you hate Dark Horse too? Or Humanoids? They print a variety of stuff.
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I'm a marveldrone but I am on the verge of not going to any more MCU movies after seeing Guardians. It was just so completely awful in every way.
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>>93298030
I think comic books are stupid, poorly drawn, crass and borderline fascist. I only read them for the tiddies.
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>>93301820
I liked GOTG2
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I think that Marvel's current cartoons are decent at worst.
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>>93301874
Hulk crush your opinion!
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>>93301862
Honestly how?
MCU story telling is getting so bad that the bad guy literally made an interactive display room to bullet point his bad guy plans.

How is this even acceptable.
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>>93298030
I tire of American Comics and have been reading Manga
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>>93301874
Decent at best imo
At least compared to past offerings.
Same for DC

Cartoons are in a shit place
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>>93301679
Not a sin.
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>>93301862
Alright.
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>>93301956
Because it wasn't about that.
I mean shit, like a third of the movie was actually about Peter and Ego.
Yeah it climaxed with that problem's resolution, but it wasn't REALLY about that.
I liked the focus on the character development. It worked. Even if you don't like it, I think you have to admit that the Guardians are by far the most developed characters of any comic book movie series. We know all their ambitions, hopes, dreams, and fears. That's not often that happens in capeshit.

And as for the cheap powerpoint presentation, you'll probably scoff at this, but that was intentionally bad.
Because that's exactly what it was to Ego. Peter, at that point, was just another of a million potentials. He was selling a timeshare to him. Complete with a free vacation in paradise for his friends.
We're supposed to think "Oh wow this is tacky and cheap". But that was Ego being tacky and cheap, not the movie. You may think the two are the same, but that wasn't the intention
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I destoyed a good friend's collection of Horse Show porn and told his folks (he still lives with his parents.) to install a NetNanny program onto his computer.

That friend will no longer speak to me and is in therapy, but I'm still on good terms with his folks.
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>>93300390
Nigga that is the definition of moe shit
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Ever since I got a job I stopped reading comics. I'm starting to think I only read them to fill up the time when I had nothing else to do, I can't be bothered to keep up with ongoings and monthly shit anymore. Now I just play videogames and watch movies/tv shows in my spare time.

Truth be told I don't even know why I come here anymore, I guess it's just habit. I guess /co/ is still the okayest board for me, especially since /v/ and /tv/ are so much worse.
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>>93298759
I can only jerk off to traps if it's TF. Like a chick turns into a very effeminate version of herself with a small dick and fucks her rival.
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>>93302207
TV is at a high time now. Movies are mostly shit though.

I used to read a ton of novels but time is short and thats why i read comics...
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If I see racemixing in any comic/show, even if I'm multiple seasons in, I drop it immediately without hesitation
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>>93298030
I liked Meet The Spartans
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>>93302229
Naw, in my head she was a boy in the other universe that wanted to be a girl and is using the new universe as an excuse to live out her dream.
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>>93302300
While I don't drop it, it is pretty annoying to see.
I'm black myself but whenever they show stuff like that it comes off more as a fetish than actual relationship. Take Netflix' JJ and her relationship with Luke for example.
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>>93302336
Wow
WOW
I'm actually disturbed
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>>93301467
Overdue 2/2

Villainous is fun for reasons other than Dementia

I'm not touching SU until it ends and I marathon it

I need to read more comics, especially given how much I want to get into the medium

I just don't find Batman interesting outside of Miller. I've tried reading famous runs, I just can't care. I prefer my comics to be over the top and crazy

I enjoy Death Battle only for the salt it brings and the fight animations

I can't get into indie comics. Only ones I've gotten into are I Hate Fairyland, which I dropped, and Tomboy

I won't watch Gravity Falls. Not because I dislike it, but because I got spoiled on it and I feel like watching it now would ruin what made it special to begin with

Even after reading some YJ, I still like John's TT, though I think the best lineup of the team was the one with Kid Devil, Static Shock, and Jamie. I want it to come back


Ken Penders is the worst comic writer to ever exist and one of the few non-dictators I actively wish harm upon for being a reprehensible human being

I don't mind """""POC""""" characters, but I hate it when that's the entire point. Like, if you don't have a personality outside of "black" I will hate your character

>>93301551
I would think the Archie Sonic thing would get me shit because of all the shit the Sonic franchise gets. It's a comic by fans for fans (At least Ian's comic is), but it's just a ton of fun
>>93302336
I'm curious as to why
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>>93302347
So you hate adaptions faithful to comics. Major sin
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>>93298030
Red Hood is my favorite bat son
I really liked Red hood and the Outlaws for this reason
I imagine my gf cosplaying as my /co/ waifus when I jerk off
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>>93302383
Batman isn't interesting and the only good comic of his is Arkam Asylum.


Is that a sin here?
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>>93302383
I enjoy lowbrow humor if paced right, helped I first saw it when I was preteen shithead

nowadays I just like seeing things make fun of Frank Miller's work even if I liked the source material
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>>93302383
>Ken Penders is the worst comic writer to ever exist and one of the few non-dictators I actively wish harm upon for being a reprehensible human being
>

Yes.
Though to be fair, Sonic is the metaphysical representation of a corrupting superuniversal force. Exposure to Sonic drives anyone insane.

>I'm not touching SU until it ends and I marathon it

Smart. It's very easy to marathon with only 10 min episodes.

>I won't watch Gravity Falls. Not because I dislike it, but because I got spoiled on it and I feel like watching it now would ruin what made it special to begin with
>

Maybe a good idea. It didn't end poorly. But it ended in a way that pisses some people off.

I'd watch it though. It'll feel real good while it lasts
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>>93302445
Killing Joke should have been the last Batman comic, at least as Batman being Batman
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>>93302392
I never said that. I said the relationship in the Netflix show came off more as fetishization than actual relationship.
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>>93298030
I seem to be the few in the camp that really enjoyed Batman Earth One. Am I in the wrong?
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>>93302300
What if it makes sense? Like a fat or otherwise undesirable white woman being forced to take a black guy because she has no other options?
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>>93302519
I never liked Killing Joke. I get why people like it but i think it is just ok and only propped up by normies
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>>93302552
That makes it less worse but I still hate it and wont tolerate watching it
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>>93302574
That's a "Seinfeld isn't funny" type opinion
Of course The Killing Joke just seems ok today. It's because every Batman comic since has tried to be The Killing Joke
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>>93302495
>Though to be fair, Sonic is the metaphysical representation of a corrupting superuniversal force. Exposure to Sonic drives anyone insane.
Penders was shit to begin with though, all Sonic did was expose him
>Maybe a good idea. It didn't end poorly. But it ended in a way that pisses some people off.
That's what I heard. That, the fact the mystery was solved for me already, and the romance shit is what's making me really hesitant.
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>>93302647
>. That, the fact the mystery was solved for me already, and the romance shit is what's making me really hesitant.
There are some really really good moments in S2 though
Do it, I say.
There'll be something else to replace it eventually, if it falls off it's pedestal.

As for the romance bits, it ended well. And that's from a person who barely tolerates shipping
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>>93302611
Maybe. Or more likely i don't really like batman. I find the trope boring and done better as other versions like Owlman.

Arkam Asylum actually made me look at the dynamics very differently. And McKean on art was at his absolute best
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>>93302764
>I find the trope boring and done better as other versions like Owlman.
That's only because regular Batman has been done to death, with Killing Joke helping a hell of a lot to do that.

I mostly agree with you. Batman has good potential for stories. But it's being wasted now. And has been for decades.
It's been almost 30 years since Killing Joke and there's been no progress what so ever.

It's shit like that that makes me wish the Big Two just straight up died.
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>>93298030
There isn't a single Bayformers movie I've thought was actually bad
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>>93302814
No. Thats bullshit.

Stories don't just go bad.or better with age, they just get better or worse in context.
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I regularly fantasize about fucking Star Butterfly.
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>>93302963
>Stories don't just go bad.or better with age, they just get better or worse in context.
We both just said the same thing though

As stories age, the context gets thicker and thicker, and if they make a big impact, the context becomes more similar to them. Like if you imagine the entire context of any work as a book, and you imagine influence by colour, then a big influential work will be one colour and the subsequent pages will be dyed similar to it.
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BvS and MoS are two of my favorite movies, but I don't have much interest in the DC movies unless Snyder is involved
I write shipping fanfiction
I'm a massive waifufag and regularly post in chart threads
I get into most shows nowadays for the shipping material.
I can't stand Pixar. I think Toy Story 1 is okay and can't stand anything else. I hate The Incredibles in particular.
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>>93298030
I jerk off to Venom and my sexual fantasy involves having a symbiont
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>>93303013
I didn't say that. What i said is stuff like Asimov snd Lord Dunsany changes as to what is important. Both are great authors but they go through times where people reference them more. The etories though are timeless they are always great
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>>93303118
The problem is that these "timeless" stories are no longer "in-time". The world as moved on so their quality can stand on their own.

For example, let's look at Asimov. His age ended a long time ago. The 80s changed science-fiction, just like it changed comics. Gritty "realistic" stories with conflicted characters were a big part of that era. That's not Asimov. Asimov's stories are fun high level problems solved by staunch unemotional professionals.
With regards to Batman and specifically the Killing Joke, is that we never left that era entirely. If the Killing Joke was released today, it'd fit right the fuck in.
Release an Asimov story today and it'd stick out horribly.

Quality can be objective yes, but appreciation of that quality is not. If everything is blue, then picking out shades of blue is hard. But if everything is red, then anything blue is easy to spot
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>>93303102
How's the autism coming
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I like Miles Morales but hate the direction Bendis has been leading him post Secret Wars.
I unapologetical loved the MCU like every dirty casual out there but enjoy playing the butthurt Snyderfag just to incite discussion.
After years of being in the friendzone, I had sex with my best friend only to find out I got her pregnant by mistake and have been dodging her ever since she broke the news.
I am a terrible person.
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>>93303302
Raise the kid and dont be a nigger, knocking up your best friend is far better than the people who end up knocking up random club thots then hating their life, actually sounds like you have a good opportunity here for your future
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>>93298030
The only comics I read are Conan comics.
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>>93303302
Mate, raise the kid. Don't be that guy who knocks her up & leaves her to raise the child all by herself.
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>>93303243
You clearly haven't read enough Asimov. Plenty of his stories fit right in. All his robotic stories are maybe dated in their prose but are very topical right now
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>>93303302
Reproduction happens. At least it was your best friend; maybe you can make it work. Be there for her.
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>>93303302
Has she not thought of an abortion?
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>>93303302
Be a man and work something out, she's your friend.
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>>93304379
Nigga, I've literally read every Asimov story.

His Robot stories exemplify my point.
All his protags are, like I said, unemotional professionals.
He even strained himself with Dr Calvin.
Who was an unemotional professional until her feminine side asserted itself.

I mean, for his time, the fact that she was even a leader in robotic psychology was tremendously progressive.
Even if she was emotional about some things was the modern equivalent about calling a black person's skin dark. Just an inherent and inescapable part of their make up.

Asimov was great about touching the bottom of the human psyche.
But he still dressed it in the trappings of his time.
And we can recognize the age of those draperies.
That's what, ironically, makes him so good now.
We can recognize the age and difference.
If there was no evolution, then he'd be a squirt of piss in a sea of piss.
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>>93300462
>masturbate to furries but only if they don't have snouts

sounds like a textbook monstergirl fetish to me, anon.
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>>93304464
There being a woman in it has nothing to do with it you fucking /pol/tard. Most of his people were plastic men that were just mouthpeices. You may have read Asimov but that doesn't mean you understood it.
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Scott Snyder is the Bendis of DC. Good works in the past but he's gotten lazy and overhyped by both fanboys and the company itself. Ignores previous characterizations, pushes his OC's to the front, cares more about leaving his mark instead of writing a good story. Another annoying thing is the stories feels self congratulatory reflecting a giant ego.
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>>93304465
Maybe, I guess it's something like that. But snouts are a turn off.
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>>93304519
You're killing me mate
You aren't reading what I'm saying.

I'm not saying women ARE inherently emotional and needing male companionship. I'm saying that in Asimov's time, they WERE considered that.
The fact that Asimov bothered to have a female character that was apart from the standards of the time, a professional, means he was a progressive.

You can't compare my opinions now to whatever opinion was held during contemporary release.

I forget whatever we're arguing about.
But fuck you
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I like Transformers: Lost Light and I can't wait to see TLK Wednesday.
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>>93304639
Honestly i don't know what we are arguing about either. But you bringing up women in a science story as dated seems weird.

Regardless he is amazing and i doubt you read his entire stuff cause he litterally wrote thousands of books. Fiction and textbooks.

I would ove to own his /sci/ texts.
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>>93304736
>Regardless he is amazing and i doubt you read his entire stuff cause he litterally wrote thousands of books. Fiction and textbooks.
I have read all his fiction stuff
And admittedly, only a few of his non-fiction stuff
Left Hand of the Electron is really good.

You know he writ a book for every part of the Dewey Decimal System?
Fuck I love my nigga Isaac "He's in heaven now" Asimov

Anyways, if I may briefly bring up my point one last time, what I'm saying that if someone says something out of his time, then he's exception. If someone else says that exact same sentiment in a different time, he may not be exception because in that new time, it's very common.

That's all I'm saying.

Have you read Vonnegut, man?
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I'm writing erotica right now because I feel that I can't write Sci-Fi/Fantasy stuff right until I know how to cannibalize other authors' prose/writing styles and can mix them together until it gets to be my own personal style, and I can't really take any creative writing classes until I'm done with my associate's degree.

I don't care about a character's sexuality or race as long as they're not ugly.

The only time I'll buy comics for the art is if Sejic is drawing it.

The only webcomics I bother giving pageviews to are the ones that actually stick to a schedule like Cope or Siddell.

Michelle should've told us she was taking a sabbatical and never should've done the Ava's Demon Kickstarter.

I think Japan does way better 2d animation, but CGI and 3d stuff is way better when it's Western.
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>>93298030
Forgive me Hulk for i have sinned.
I watched a bit of MLP when i was taking care of my little brother and i almost fell to the temptation of watching it in order.

But i resisted.
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>>93305056

>Patty and Selma

Sweet Lord WHY?
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>>93303302
Us virgins never have to worry about unwanted pregnancy. Feels good, man.
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>>93304814
>Vonnegut
Nope. Please do tell.

I have a feeling we were talking past each other.

I think you may be projecting what i ment abut Asimov. You probably talked to too many people who (like me) haven't read enough and try to place his ideas in current context. Whixh is understandable, most of his work has to be. But his stories stand, that is all i was trying to say. The Last Question is not a dated story.
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>>93303302
Did you not wrap it before you tapped it?
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I love me some '50s-'60s Hanna-Barbera

Is that a sin?
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>>93305188
Sorry, we may be doing that.
I'm pretty drunk now.

I'm a major sci-fi fag. Vonnegut is my favourite
He's not strictly "Sci-fi" though his stories about aliens and UFOs and shit.

Kurt Vonnegut Jr is the best author of the 20th century. I fucking stand by that. His books are all satire and exaggerations and sad fucking commentaries about life and how society is.

Read his books. My favourite is The Sirens of Titan. It's a book that's written in a pulp style with people living on Mars and UFOs that go "OOOoooOOOoo"
But it's about more that that.
It's about your place is the cosmos and your value in life.
All his books are like that.

Cat's Cradle is his next book I totally recommend.
It's about a journalist who is looking up a fictional member of the Los Almost nuke crew.
Same grand themes. Meaning. Purpose. Place in the universe.

His most famous work is Slaughter House 5. His "auto-biography" about Vonnegut's time in WW2. It's about a soldier who gets "unstuck in time" and functionally goes insane. Very good allegorical story about PTSD and the war itself.

All his books are good. He's a sad sad man who writes happy funny books about how everything is pointless but that gives it meaning.

And no, The Last Question isn't dated. But that's because, in true Asimovian style, his characters are only cardboard cut outs to flank the real impetus of the story.
It's not about the people. It's about the computer brains.
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>>93305056
>>Browsing /co/ had made me go from gay to slightly bisexual, but only for Gwenpool, Jaina Hudson, and Patty & Selma Bouvier.

Also gay but i like some 2d girls too.
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>>93298760
I wrote soul crushing futa-shrinking Heathers fanfiction off a throwaway gag line.
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