How do you like your new waifu, /co/

The buck teeth are perfect

>>93297996
Is this a Wendy's reference

>>93297996
I guess the hunk of beef is a serviceable waifu. What kind of cut is that anyway?

>>93297996
apprentice when?

>>93297996
Pretty top tier, but the joke isn't that great.

>>93298170
Never. Shut up.

I dont get it

>>93298170
Am I the only one that momentarily interpreted this strip to mean that the beef symbolizes the apprentice?

>>93297996
I thought it was pancakes until he called it beef

>>93298175
Maybe an Amelia Bedelia joke would have worked better?

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>>93297996
>the only person who answered the question was the guy fucking her

>>93297996
>when a joke is so bland you get confused and start to wonder if you missed something

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>>93298200

>>93298307
>>93298310
>OVERTHINKING.jpg

>>93298310
it was that the guy didn't like the beef so she got rid of it entirely, right?

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>>93298200
...does that mean the Apprentice will be back, or that he will never return?

>>93298170

I read through the entire archive today.

I don't think they try with panel composition and such as much a s they used to and they phone the art in more.

I miss the apprentice.

>>93297996
WHERES THE BEEF?

>>93298187
Being handed beef when waiting for beef at a restaurant is great, it's distracting during sex though.

The joke is that she's getting feedback from people who lack the context to appreciate the thing. Instead of seeing that the context matters she blames the people who she's asking for not knowing what they want (which is silly as they're different people in different situations).

It's still not very funny but I think that's it.

>>93297996
The beef is weird during sex, but appropriate while sitting at a table. It's weird to have an empty plate at that point.

>>93297996
Sorry, I'm already taken by simile girl.

Guys. It's not beef. It's a dish that had beef in it. She got told it was weird and threw out the WHOLE THING instead, and now doesn't understand, it's clearly a media to customers joke

>>93297996
Is this a sunibee reference?

C O W T O O L S

>>93298508
And where does beef come from?

>>93297996
I think this is Oglaf's cow tools

>>93298527
But the gist of it is blatantly obvious. The man was commenting on the plate and dish in the context of coitus.

>>93298204
Someone recolor her into Amelia

>>93298372
he will return
in "the slut adventures" strips only

>>93298527
Oh believe me, she's put out more pointless comics than this.

>>93298365

I....I think the joke is that she goes around offering people beef, then she offers a guy beef while he's fucking her, but he thinks it's weird that she's doing that while they're fucking so she interprets it to mean that no one wants to be offered beef ever?

Needs a "no meat touching, ma'am" edit regardless

>>93298200
You know, that actually makes perfect sense.

>The beefs a bit weird.
>She removes the beef.
>I preferred the beef.
Pretty sure she's talking about labiaplasty.

>>93298578
>she

wait really?
all the girls who draw porn webcomics are shitty sjw with lots of interracial queer minusvalid shit

is oglaf really written by a girl?

>>93298776
and yeah, i know theres a lot of gay interracial shit in oglaf, but it kinda feels roght, not cuotafilling gay interracial

i thought it was some gay dude like incase

>>93298776
Yes, Trudy Cooper is her name. But I think her boyfriend collaborates in it too.

>>93298776
I think it's a guy and a girl.

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>>93298794
Are you really this flabbergasted?

>>93298776
>>93298818
>>93298802
>Oglaf is an often seriously NSFW webcomic by Trudy Cooper and Doug Bayne

>>93298837
Do you believe everything you read on the internet?

that's patchouli

I want to live in this Oglaf world where everyone just says yes to sex.

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What if the author is pulling a SZS and Ivan will wake up next May?

>>93297996
yes, i'm new. what's the name of these comics again? image search is useless.

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>>93299206
Did you even read the thread?

>>93299206
Oglaf

Is anyone else disappointed that their shirts only come in shit color?

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>>93298892
But at the same time you could ask for a fuck and turns out it's some wacky She-Wizard who teases you til' you're hard as a rock and then traps you in some chastity spell where you have a perpetual hard on but it's trapped behind a false wooden cock. And the worst part is it's not even the punch line, it's just absurd preamble.
>>93299206
Oglaf

>>93299308
>He's wearing the same clothing the entire time, and as a kid it's too big for him
I never noticed this detail.

>>93298140
i think it might be so i will go with it. yes it is a wendy's reference

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Some of the funniest fantasy gags but I don't tell my role playing game buddies about it because of the gay porn.

>>93299590
Ever read What's New?

>>93300188
nope.
link?

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>>93298200

>>93297996
Used goods.
A shit/10

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>>93298776

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>>93297996
ITT: pic related.

>>93297996
i read it three times to understand it

>>93299308
Would Fuck

>>93301359
Everyone always complains about the lack of apprentice and I'm just sitting here waiting for the fountain of youth conquistador to come back.

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>>93300402
Don't have one

>>93298151
never frozen 100% patty

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>>93301499
>ITT

>>93297996
>4th panel
>Not wanting delicious food and sex

that guy is completely insane

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>>93301589
That one's good, I think

>>93297996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riH5EsGcmTw

>>93301635
I'm not so sure

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Doctor vampire made a return. When will my angry wife come back?

Was she too popular?

>>93299590
Your role playing buddies don't like gay porn?

>>93301735
OK /co/ who is best girl?
>dr vampire
>fun hater
>master thief with the eyepatch
>crazy blonde
>the mistress
>tsundere bara
>queen of winter

Blowjob king is best boy though

>>93301735
Slutty vampire needs to be in more comics.

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got one.

>>93297996
Is Oglaf or whatever the artist's name is having troubles with reader feedback?

>>93302556
Did I accidentally end up in /scaly/ again?

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>>93302657
I think it's the Lusty Argonian maid


Anywho, non-sex Oglaf is best Oglaf

>>93301589
Was there really a fountain of youth?

>>93302096
fun hater

>>93302883
Yes, but the water's effect makes it that the fountain of youth is only a well of youth.

>>93302556
I RECOGNIZE THAT SCALY ART!

>>93297996
now i get it
she got rid of the beef because the guy fucking her didnt like it

>>93298089
Those aren't buck teeth, just a tooth gap.

>>93302775
But Non-Sex Oglafs always include characters I wish were in sex Oglafs.

I've never actually read Oglaf, except for what people have posted here.

Should i just go to the start and dive in?

>>93304516
There's no story or anything except a handful of storylines. Go for it, it's pretty funny.

>>93302612

Oglaf is the name of the farmboy with prophetic cum that appeared a few times at the beginning.

Trudy Cooper and Doug Bayne are the two writers, though I think Trudy Cooper is the only artist.

>>93302556
I'll admit, I'm getting hard.

>>93304450
>Wanting it to be the Sword of Friendship with Benefits

You're a sick deviant, anon

>>93297996
Sorry, the demon-bear's wife is superior.

>>93304516
Yes. Just remember it is NSFW.

>>93302096
dr vamp all the way

>>93302556

Is there more of this i can find somewhere?

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>>93297996
So am i'm supposed to read it like this?
Starting from top left: down, up-right, down, up-right, down, right, right, right, up-left right?

>>93301442
honestly i think he stabbed her so many times he became his own father

>>93307002
No.

>>93302096
Fun hater.

>>93304623
>Oglaf is the name of the farmboy with prophetic cum that appeared a few times at the beginning.
Wait, what?

How the fuck did I never make that connection until now.

>>93302096
Fruit Viking.

In my head cannon, Greir is actually the Son of Kronar.

>>93298837
Bayne?

>>93298527

Because people are overthinking it?

>>93308781
I promise absolutely no one is overthinking this. The transition between the 5th panel and the 6th panel is bizarre as fuck .

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>>93301735

>mfw they actually tie her ot the post face-first

Best girl

>>93297996
Chad goes and fucks it all up for everyone as usual.

>>93308851

How the fuck do you figure

>>93299308
Even if confusing I'd still try and fuck her.

>>93307002
Read it from left to right, top to bottom, like a normal goddamned person

>>93302556
post more please

>>93301735
I need this arc to be enacted in real life by some ren-fair cosplayers and put on youtube.

>>93308708
he's a big dude

>>93309713
guy*
fuck

>>93305068
I just wanna stab the cunt.

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>>93309845

>>93309751
For you.

>>93309845
well played

>>93297996
"Love is rare"

>>93302556
third person here who wants more

>>93302556
That's the guy who made out-of-placers, right? I didn't know he had other stuff

>>93302096
crazy blonde all the way

>>93301518
Those two deserve their own thread some day. I don't even see Girl Genius get posted here any more.

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>>93302096
Ice Queen is the cutest.
However she'd be a very dangerous fuck. And worst of all she'd be too frigid to cuddle with.
Unless she's cool with you doing whatever while she's hibernating during the Off Seasons.

>>93298170
didn't he die? I mean in a comic like Oglaf death can't have a great deal of meaning, but I still feel like there was a story where he got killed.

>>93313494

He was confirmed still alive at his funeral or whatever

But then the Xorn ambassador smothered him so...

>>93298200
That is a reasonable take. I took it to mean penisis in the comic.

>>93298592
she offers people beef, but they aren't interested and one doesn't like the bee
So she offers people no beef, but they are still not interested and one says he preferred when there was beef.

>>93297996
maybe it's because I've spent too much time on /sp/, but the guy fucking her mentioning that the beef is weird made me think of hope solo
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/%22roast%20beef%22/
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/%22don%27t%20post%20it%22/

>>93309062
But it doesn't really make sense like that

>>93298776
>all the girls who draw porn webcomics
all the girls THAT YOU KNOW who draw porn webcomics.
And that's because you frequent a place that goes looking for and shares that material in order to get offended by it

>>93312947
It's just been going on way too long without really going anywhere. It's hard to really give a shit any more.

>>93314131

How does it not

Why are people confused by this comic? It's not confusing.

>>93314132
I bet this guy doesn't even know about Balst

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>>93313000

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>>93306998

http://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/valsalia/

>>93297996
waifuuuu

>>93302556
>>93316056
What the fug DDDD:

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Farmer girl is my waifu.

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>>93302883
Sort of.

>>93318254
>Fountain of bimbo

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>>93318254

>>93298669

Fucking obviously she is. How is this going over the rest of /co/'s head like that?

>>93301518
>>93300402
It used to be online at Phil's site airshipentertainment.com, alongside his Buck Godot and Myth-Adventures but has been missing for over a year.

>>93318359
>fountain of cock
I can't wait until they find it.

>>93303356
>Yes, but the water's effect makes it that the fountain of youth is only a well of youth.

It's a well, actually.
>Fountain of Mansplaining

>>93319076
I was curious, so I searched for it. It took me about 25 seconds to find a working link. It then took me 25 seconds to realize the humor is 25 years outdated.

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Sonja is clearly best girl.

>>93316056
>furaffinity
And I am instantly no longer interested in reading more.

>>93322259
Anon, sometimes you gotta swim into the deep end to see if it's as scary as the other kids say it is.

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>>93313000
Nicest girl by a longshot.

>>93302096
Why does this comic make characters keep going back, do storylines with them and then never use them again.
Is this like, some sort of spite or just boredom of recurring characters,

>>93302096
Master Thief.

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this is one of the few that made me burst out laughing